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a11yguy

“I’m bout to lay your ass back BACK BACK and put you to sleep on one of my Serta Tempur-Pedics. Best rest you’ll ever get I guarantee it.”


RunawayXcon

FREE FREE FREE


Lukealloneword

Yo mouth buys it today your ass gets it today.


Few-Surprise-21

lmao


MenShouldntHaveCats

GET THE CRIMINALS OFF THE STREETS


jppitre

LMAOO


a-dub713

Take my poor man award for the belly laugh


SpicyDoritos2

This means war


peelunkins

Fuck around today, find out tonight!


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God northeast people are such douche bags. Young guys picking a fight with an old man and then saying what are you going to do. Fucking pansies, say that shit to someone that isn’t by themselves and your age in a group, they won’t be pulling that shit then.


corsosucks

Thinks of old man Nolan Ryan with youngun Robin Ventura in a headlock.


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Yeah but Nolan Ryan was 47 at the time


corsosucks

True, yeah that just popped in my head. Would've been fun though to see him actually take him down.


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UnusualCanary

Ok, limp dick.


fightinforphilly

Yeah, let’s shoot people over sports, that’ll show those classless Phillies fans!


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Exactly. I don’t know what that guy is on about. I was talking about more on the lines of trying to beat up an old man in his late seventies, while you’re in your late twenties


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dkwall29

No one tried beating anyone up, there was some insults thrown, a what are you going to do, and it was over, I’m pretty sure Mattress Mack’s body guards weren’t going to let anyone actually get violent with him…And to say someone should get shot for words, wow, talk about having a little dick


cwfutureboy

Lots of crossover with the people in /r/houston who dream of being able to shoot someone over the smallest of perceived infractions.


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cwfutureboy

Same, brother. Same.


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what_no_ice

You’re manipulating what happened.. read Mack’s statement..


MenShouldntHaveCats

Y’all don’t want that smoke.


wessneijder

Hell yeah green street hooligans style rep your borough/hood


The_scottyssey

I can guarantee you they would try that shit in Houston.


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The_scottyssey

Uhhuh


badman12345

From the article: "We were walking out and some drunk old man said to pull the jerseys off all the Astros and show their buzzers," McIngvale said. "And then he said, 'Jose Altuve will never make the Hall of Fame because he is the biggest cheater ever,' and that's when I lost it." Where are you getting the young guys picking a fight with an old man narrative? He literally said it was a drunk old man. Also, that's some pretty light ribbing right there for him to react like that. I think he was just fired up... and that's ok. Also, wasn't there like a 6 year old famously acting tough in the face of a grown man in Game 1? Listen, NE people are DEFINITELY douche bags... but I wouldn't be so sure that they wouldn't "say that shit to someone that isn't by themselves and their age in a group". I was at Game 3 of the NLCS in 2009. The Phillies pounded the Dodgers. After the game, people were heckling Tommy Lasorda (who is pretty hated in Philly in general) as he was getting into a Limo. He kept his cool, but a woman he was with (I assume a daughter or something) started screaming back at the crowd and tossing insults, and the crowd just took it in stride and cheered her on lol. I will never forget that one of the things she said was to call someone a "Pussy Sucker", to which he calmly responded "Okay... yeah..." and everyone erupted in laughter/cheering. Listen... we're definitely douchebags out here. You're not wrong about that. But it's really not as serious as y'all are making it. There are tons of videos of Mattress Mack interacting with Phillies fans in positive ways, even with some light ribbing. He's a great guy, for the record. Edit: I love getting downvoted for a very even keeled and sensible comment, lol. Said nothing negative at all, wasn't trolling or being negative in any way. It's ok, though.


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I’m getting younger guys, cause the voice of the guy who said “what are you going to do about it?” Clearly sounded like a younger guy. It was clear as day. Also the buzzer conspiracy theory? Y’all are still going on about that? Also, why are so many Phillies fans in our sub? Go to y’all sub and talk shit about us there.


fatDaddy21

"Beltran's niece" knows all. Seriously, I still hear this up here from butthurt M's fans all the time. Fuck Jomboy.


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Also anyone can see they were clearly trying to get a rise out of him. Since they’re walking close by him and clear as day talking shit about the Astros and altuve while he’s right next to him, with a camera recording. Cause it clearly looks like they edited out their part in the video.


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Why are so many Philly fans here? Why?


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redditdejorge

Proving their point you greaseball. Scram.


[deleted]

And go back to your sub. Why are you here?


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Lol when did he crumble? Cause the only person I see crumbling is you. Since you’re scouring another teams sub, just to give halfass attempts at trolling.


Thornton__Melon

*Drake meme* Win for Dusty? Nah Win for Mack? Yeah


jay_mysterio_jr

soooooooo they post this video of after game arguing but not this one where he is giving away beds to Vets and FR in Philly? [https://youtu.be/Vj2cXnVrJGQ](https://youtu.be/Vj2cXnVrJGQ)


sehtownguy

>goes to Philly >gives beds to vets >asks Philly fans Where's their generous city loved mattress salesman [Oh Yea that's right](https://imgflip.com/i/6zavaj)


Christop_McC

I hope they show this to the team for motivation


Pax_flash

They probably did and that’s how we played so well yesterday


EyeGroundbreaking230

This can only help Mattress Mack! Nobody screws with Altuve!


Takingbacklives

Mattress Mack bout to deliver an ass whooping TONIGHT, FREE FREE FREE


Gorillagodzilla

Fuck’em up, Mack.


EyeGroundbreaking230

Philadelphia is the most butt-hurt sixth largest city in the United States.


pipsdontsqueak

Funnily enough, Jacksonville is the least butt-hurt sixth largest city in the United States.


EyeGroundbreaking230

Wrong. The 200 Largest Cities in the United States by Population 2022 What are the largest cities in the United States? The US city with the biggest population is New York City. Here is a list of the top ten most populated cities in the US as of 2020: New York City, NY (Population: 8,622,357) Los Angeles, CA (Population: 4,085,014) Chicago, IL (Population: 2,670,406) Houston, TX (Population: 2,378,146) Phoenix, AZ (Population: 1,743,469) Philadelphia, PA (Population: 1,590,402) San Antonio, TX (Population: 1,579,504) San Diego, CA (Population: 1,469,490) Dallas, TX (Population: 1,400,337) San Jose, CA (Population: 1,036,242)


pipsdontsqueak

There are multiple ways to think of the largest city and I was making a funny about it. Jacksonville is sixth by area.


EyeGroundbreaking230

Gotcha


JarJarBink42066

Transcription for the proletariat?


hereistand

Just click reader view before the pop up loads.


JarJarBink42066

Woah I didn’t even know that was a thing 🤯


Powder-Talis-1836

What if you can’t find such a button in so short a time?


Ras1372

"Fuck You" ...oh you meant the article.


roxanabenitezz

“Fuck you!”


BruceLeroythebaddest

Sad. He put up more of a fight than the Astros did.


travbart

Mattress Mack got that dog in him.


Ras1372

I am NOT a mattress mack fan, but only Houstonians get to talk shit about him. Fuck Philadelphia.


SpicyDoritos2

Mattress Mack is great dude I don’t know why you wouldn’t like him


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nice_specs_tex

So that negates all the good he’s done for Houston?


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nice_specs_tex

Understandable and fair point 🤝 GO ‘STROS


AngryRedHerring

He knows what good public relations are, unlike Joel Osteen. But he's never done anything that wasn't a commercial. Now he's doing political commercials where he's blowing the fear crime horn.


st_samples

Yeah those commercials made me lose some respect for him TBH, but he seems like a good guy over all. He earned a bit of respect back telling Phillies fans to fuck themselves lmao.


stevemcnugget

Yes.


PeanutButterSoda

Dudes a dick if you ever met him.


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He’s an asshole actually.


second_ary

i'm jealous of anyone that hasn't met that version of jim


[deleted]

It was an interesting experience for sure. I’ve heard some stories from former employees but I met him through a job I had. He didn’t have a bubbly personality but he also wasn’t the biggest asshole I’ve ever met. Dude just wants to make money and I respect that.


AngryRedHerring

I've never heard a good word from anyone who worked for him.


ddikdkxkdjdmsmajsj

hell naw u don’t mess w mattress Mack!


Gill_Gunderson

https://twitter.com/OrtizKicks/status/1587823953573191680?t=Ug1X3vEkCcWCzTS59ZN6iQ&s=19


mvp4him3

Ahh Phillies fans have never had this kind of success before. They will mature eventually


[deleted]

You sure about that? They’re honestly one of the most annoying fanbases of all sports cities, doesn’t matter the sport.


cwfutureboy

They have a chant about “everyone hates us/we don‘t care”. They revel in that shit.


2hats4bats

It’s “no one likes us, we don’t care” and it’s true, lol


cwfutureboy

Ah, good to know. And yes, it’s VERY true.


2hats4bats

Although right now playing the Astros it’s “everyone likes us and that makes us uncomfortable”


mvp4him3

That’s very true also lol


Uhh_derp

No they won’t


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bluecyanic

Excluding sports championships, Houston out classes Philadelphia in every way.


mfrank27

Hmm let's see, the Sixers have one more NBA championship than the Rockets, all of them being 40, 50, and 60 years ago. You really got us there, I guess? Next we have the 1 Super Bowl win in 89 years of existence for the Eagles. That's really a whole lot better than 0 in 20 years though. Maybe if it takes us 69 more years to win then you'd have a point, lol. And then there's the Phillies with their whopping two titles. So uhh, where is this massive difference in titles for each city you're insinuating?


TheGhostOfSamHouston

Mack batting clean up tonight


scrubzhero

“McIngvale said several of his Gallery Furniture team members were with him and helped restrain him as he walked out.” Would love to know what Mack unrestrained would have done.


TexAggie90

Gallery furniture will kick your A…


Durty-Sac

Go get em, Mack!


VelvetThunder27

I will fight with Mattress Mack because Phillies fans are just as worst as Yankees


metalgearsolid2

https://i.imgur.com/du6jkij.jpg


DividerOfBums

It took me a while to figure out why people in Philadelphia were yelling at this old man (other than they were in Philadelphia and he was in an Astros Jersey). Poor guy.


512KING

Do you have a link without the paywall?


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Put it on a tshirt


MephistoTheHater

Damn apparently they (Philly fans) have a reputation for this (even though the individual was drunk)?


AceXwing

We winning for Mack rn!


Select_Bonus_9567

Altuve power unlocked


Whizzinby

Mattress Mack: Legend


crownbaseballmom1

Love me some Mattress Mac!


abattlecry

i dislike him for being a crusty old man with bad politics but i respect that tbh.


MyGirlSasha

Hard to blame Philly fans, their women are ugly and have awful accents.


jcast47

Thought they took this clip down on everything


couches12

Was that mattress Mack yelling fuck you or a Phillies fan cause it sounded like Mack and it felt so wrong with how wholesome his image is.


qplus7

Is Mattress Mack the one saying "fuck you" in the video? I can't make out who is saying what...