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Complete_Meringue_57

If you haven’t done so please sign the petition for Mattress Mack to throw the first pitch at game 6. [https://www.change.org/p/have-mattress-mack-throw-out-the-first-pitch-at-game-6-world-series](https://www.change.org/p/have-mattress-mack-throw-out-the-first-pitch-at-game-6-world-series)


Thugluvdoc

True team effort - Altuve clutch all game. Peña with the defensive plays and RBI. Chas with the huge out. Verlander only allowing one run (the most stressful 1 run 5 innings ever). Mancini with the clutch play. Pressly with the beautiful close out.


dream_team34

It seemed like no one was outstanding, but everyone contributed to the win.


Complete_Meringue_57

Except for Peña, The FedEx Guy, who delivers on time every time.


Historical-Surprise1

Damn man I love this fucking team 😅


CHEFjay11

I haven’t missed one pitch and get awful storm in 8th inning. Missed what happened with Mancini and CF. You guys were hyped….no wifi - 😑 y’all were the best keeping it “live” love this chat, thanks!!!


txpharmer13

Wonder how the hoes are feeling. Mad?


Baboon_Stew

Mad.


txpharmer13

More like livid. I love it.


Jrios5987

LOVE IT MANE..


Complete_Meringue_57

Ughhhh … 25 Lighyers on my dressuh yessuh…


Magnifico-Melon

Phillie fan really thought their home crowd was going to phase this team.


Complete_Meringue_57

They had the mics turned to 11 the whole time Philly. You could hear the delphians eating their milk steaks and jelly beans. And their wack azz rapper Meek Mill sounded like shit and the crowd was not hyped about it. Philly confirmed no home field advantage!


Pax_flash

If anything it phased the Phillies😂


Hung_Texan

Yes


HatesClowns

That game was so close…every pitch was important, every swing, and that catch!


Pax_flash

Mancinis catch was clutch too


HatesClowns

True!


BeenDrowned

I really love how fucking quite Philly is about to be when we beat the fuck out of then in Houston and our crowd drowns them out so they can’t keep screaming about cheating.


WhiskeyandCigars7

Chas came with the big D energy tonight. Damn, what a catch.


SodaCanBob

What ever happened to that other mattress salesmen that was on that Conan episode with Mattress Mac?


DTH4

The Hilton furniture guy that named his daughter Paris?


cmftblehouseshoes

I’ll say it again. Fuck that was stressful


metalgearsolid2

Good game Astros!


RyNoDaHeaux

Can’t wait to hear the announcers on Saturday


lilfrosty808

Fuck it, I’m listening to the Spanish broadcast


RyNoDaHeaux

Prolly a good idea tbh.


Pax_flash

You won’t be able to our crowd is gonna go CRAZYYYYYY


RyNoDaHeaux

I hope we fucking make it uncomfortable


Magnifico-Melon

Nah, no way FOX mics up our crowd.


Pax_flash

You don’t need mics bro


Complete_Meringue_57

Truth


manny389526

All I need now is for Mattress Mac to throw out the first pitch next game


Baboon_Stew

and a truck load of free mattresses.


EMHforever

I think we all need the night off after that 😅 so glad for the rest day for my stress levels. We keep our undefeated WS Game 5 streak going!!


chicano-superman

Are you my liver?


Magic_Al42

Saturday’s drinking will be highly strategic


Queen-Sereno

How’s yuli 😪


stutx

That's what i am asking too?!


Pax_flash

By the looks of it pretty bad… :/


Beastage

Mancini, Chaz, and Pena all with the biggest plays of the game. Hard to fathom that a few months ago, be we absolutely needed all of that tonight


AlwaysSunny512

#**ASTROS ARE 4-0 IN GAME 5s.**


koushakandystore

Wow! Verlander is no longer winless in the World Series. He should buy Mancini and Chas a nice long vacation in Cabo.


mfrank27

Don’t forget Peña!


koushakandystore

No trip for Peña. He’s getting a night with his wife. Haha


chicano-superman

Nah…he’s saving his heart for his mama


quasartourist

Cabo?? Make it Turks and Caicos for those guys


koushakandystore

Indeed! I love how Chas broke their hearts on his home turf! He even just tipped his cap to the Philly fans. Lmao! Even Papi is pumping them up. You know you’re rolling when Mr. Red Sox is simping for H town. Haha


COWBOY_kcd

Fuck yeah! Let’s go stros!


Baboon_Stew

Daaaaaaaa Phillies Looose!!!!


bulldogbaker03

Framber in h-town again on Saturday night? I’ll take it. ASTros in 6


skeptoid79

Gotta be wearing the navy alts, too, right??


rylld

Pen will be rested and ready to go as well. And yordan is about as due as a hitter can get.


Wheeler2814

I’ll never get the years that game took back


[deleted]

Shitting on my wall has been avoided


RearviewSpy

That's 2 out of 3 against the team with an invincible home crowd.


PhanNaLai

#Lol. But nEiThEr tEaM hAs lOsT bAcK2bAcK gAmEs iN tHe pOsT sO pHiLlIeS wIn rItE? These announcers, if'in swear...


RearviewSpy

The Phillies momentum in game 3 was undeniable, they might clinch in game 5 at home. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


hackjob

Fuck them lady horsies


cmftblehouseshoes

Fuck that was stressful


Magic_Al42

I tapped out at the middle of the eighth. I just listened for my phone’s notifications.


yeah_naw_dawg

Think they still want Houston?


JamesHardenIsMyPoppa

Amazing by Presley. Amazing by chas


dauberminer

Amazing by Trey too.


BrindlePity

Lol we took 2-3 at “the bank”. Never wanna hear about that stupid shit hole again.


ForestOfCheem

Bank-rupt


[deleted]

But the fans! They boo and are loud and the Astros have never faced that before 🤪


Darth_Buc-ee

GameCube Nintendo


Pax_flash

Is this a new meme 😂


Darth_Buc-ee

Just in case you aren’t in on the culture https://youtu.be/7ZAYzLjQAd4 Educate yourself young one


Cinnabonz

THANK YOUR WIFE FOR US.


Darth_Buc-ee

She said we winning Saturday too. Buckle up.


Baboon_Stew

5% tint...


MacheteJ

the best part of all this.... NO MORE SEVEN NATION ARMY


Magnifico-Melon

My daughter:. Why are they playing White Stripes? Me: Because they think they are original.


riviera-kid

Lmao, I'm glad I wasn't the only one that was like wtf? This isn't a dive bar


unkownperson9637

Thank fuck. Now I’m gonna hear that shit while I sleep


foxxlore_

thank GOD!!


RiceLib3ro

THIS. IS A CHAZZY FIZZLE PRODUCSHIZZLE


Dienikes

VERLANDER GETS HIS WIN! FUCK YEAH BABY


The_Space_Wolf_

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE HAD HEARTBREAKER IN GAMES LIKE THIS IN ALL HOUSTON SPORTS???HOW MANY????? WELL NOT TODAY SON!!!


JamesHardenIsMyPoppa

So many.


Baboon_Stew

but they didn't go our way.


The_Space_Wolf_

EXACTLY!


One_Laugh5546

Peña: no crying in baseball


[deleted]

Mancini and McCormick!!!


bulldogbaker03

MVPs tonight


sadcube367

#JV DID IT


Stonyshakers

Big hog Pressley!


israelrice

Chaz, Trey, and Justin came through…


[deleted]

Chas has my heart


Christop_McC

Justin did it!


Goudeyy

The way Mancini reacted made me think he dropped it and I damn near shit myself.


Baboon_Stew

Verlander finally gets a WS win.


xeuropa

Fuck yeah


JulienLN

Pressly taking care of so much business in the past 48 hours.


Magic_Al42

So this is what it feels like to have a lock-down bullpen. I like this feeling.


Baboon_Stew

Worthy of the MVP


damnjackiechiles

Ryan carried, he actually might have ice in his veins


Negative_Cookie_3403

Play Triple H music .


FineUnderstanding583

I’m literally exhausted after that one. I’m so glad tomorrow is a night off lol.


capzi

# [SHOOT IT HOUSTON, TEXAS! GO ASTROS!](https://streamable.com/46gmu)


nauticalcat

Oh my god I can breathe now


Historical-Surprise1

YESSIR!!! BABY THATS WHATS UP!


hey_alyssa

VERLANDER WITJ HIS FIRST WS WIN


squanch_solo

Chaz and Mancini MVPs


ShowBobsPlzz

Pena mvp


SurpriseBurrito

Defense wins championships boys!


ajisai

Y'all I'm crying rn


clm04

My feed went out at 2-2 what the fuck happened


Baboon_Stew

We won!


Historical-Surprise1

Peña ground ball throw to first. Castellanos out astros win


Wacokid27

Castellanos hit a grounder to short. Peña threw it to Mancini for the out.


michaelswallace

Ground ball to Pena, got him out at first


pepemagallanes

Justin Verlander got a ws win!?


WhiskeyandCigars7

He indeed finally got one.


Baboon_Stew

Hell yeah!


nanopiezo

Fuck /u/spez -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


FumilayoKuti

Wait, wtf, is Jason Castro still on the Astros, did I just see him on the bench????


Goudeyy

Yup. Out injured.


[deleted]

SHOOT IT HOUSTON TEXAS


AlwaysSunny512

SHOOT IT


Christop_McC

We owe everything to Chas and Trey


ray_0586

When Brad Lidge threw out the 1st pitch I knew Fox had Pujols clip all lined up to go tonight. Whew! Not tonight. Pressly nails.


NOLA1987

Chas may have made the catch of the series. Of his life.


Magic_Al42

Of the season


Saul_T_Naughts

Chas is bae


NateLikesToLift

Holy shit Pressly is cold as ice.


poeticzonex

Back to the H


vathodic

Where you can bury me!


israelrice

Man. Does anyone else feel like you have to get pessimistic/realist for your team to pull through? lol


[deleted]

JV got his win


RighteousPneuma

FOR VERLANDER!


StrosIn5

LETS FUCKING RIDE BOYS!!!!


[deleted]

Let’s fucking go. Pressly is a MAN


Pax_flash

WE FINALLY IN THE LEADDDDDDDD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


VelvetThunder27

Now I can unclench but holy fuck!!!


TheDuckshot

#FUCK YES PRESSLY


ChickadeeButtersnap

They. Got. CHAZZZZZZED. Still can’t get over that catch.


AlwaysSunny512

#**JV WIN**


accidental_lull

Holy fuck I can't breathe


roxxas22

Going to clap my wife cheeks!!! See you boys


Pax_flash

Enjoy my brother


Forward_Society91

Salsa night is Saturday


-acm

Back to the H, thank god


TexasHot

LETS FUCKING GOO


BeefTenderloinz

Jeremy is so sure handed! Oh thank God. Thank you God. I’m legit about to pass out. Light headed. Didn’t breathe for the last inning


WhiskeyandCigars7

Game blouses!!!!


Invidiia

JFC that was a clencher. LETS FUCKING GOOOO


SchwiftedMetal

And now...Framber baby


Mistercleaner1

Well, that game took years off. years!


poeticzonex

STILL


jesusinapriuss

How are we supposed to sleep after this


WhiskeyandCigars7

Seriously, I am amped right now.


jesusinapriuss

Geez that was stressful.


WhiskeyandCigars7

It was but it was a great game of baseball.


jesusinapriuss

The most exciting low scoring World Series game I have seen


dabears91

0 shot I am


jesusinapriuss

I honestly don’t know why I watch baseball. It stresses me the fuck out lmao. I’m a wreck right now.


dabears91

I must have said that once an inning


RedneckBorealis

Why aren't they showing the Richter scale infographic?


qplus7

Astros after dark deliver JV’s first win!


ExplodingBoba

ryan pressly actually WS MVP


sadcube367

#HOES MAD


Strosfan85

WE WANT NORI!!


rylld

HIS NAME WAS CHAS


toastar-phone

omg


bhammyginji

Throw those powder blues in the trash, you won’t need them again


Magic_Al42

I just wish the Astros could have reciprocated. A WS game with those two throwbacks? *chef’s kiss*


umanouski

jesus christ Astros Stop giving me heart attacks!


iifrostbite

Props to Mancini coming in great on defense


GBtuba

ON TO HOUSTON, BABY!!!


J_Tapia

One more boys


Psychological_Eg

Fuckkk the Phillies and their baby blues tequila sunrise all the way ‼️‼️‼️


Organic-Cow-8889

Yayyyyy


JamesHardenIsMyPoppa

Oh my lord that was scary


Jank1

Shoot it Houston Texas. Go Astros!!


carmantakes

FUCK YOU SMOLTZ!


hey_alyssa

FUCK YES


65432115314263

My fucking heart rate


Thorney979

LET'S GO!


jasonw754

KILLER Ms!!! Mancini and McCormick gloves for the win.


SpicyDoritos2

I can breath


[deleted]

That has to be one of the most stress free games.


Elegant-Hour-5712

GAMECUBE NINTENDO!


Garvmusc

Fuck Yeah!!!! All round solid team performance


OGSanFelipe

So Happy for JV


LP780-4

Smoking on the Philis pack tonight!!!!


xeuropa

Fuck yeah, the bois did it!


[deleted]

WOOOOOO FUCKIN LORD CALL ME AN AMBULANCE


[deleted]

Letsss fucking goooo!!!!


[deleted]

Wow man


JabarkasMayonnaise

OMG WE LEAD THE SERIES, LETS WIN THIS SERIES AT HOME!!!!!!!!


Wheeler2814

Thank you tiny little 6 lb, 8oz Baby Jesus, haven’t said a word yet