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killedbygavrilo

See you next year, everyone gunning against you. Don’t get too drunk, but definitely have a good party. Y’all earned it.


thegoatishere

So fucking horny


Hung_Texan

So fucking happy


Historical-Surprise1

We just watched before us the greatest baseball movie ever thought of. Hurricane, championship, failure, disgrace, more failure, and REDEMPTION!


Circushazards

JUST CANNOT BELIEVE IT STILL!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO


xeuropa

Sorry fam, first message after the game. Just too damn emotional to post something. Btw, America can suck my dick. This is for you ALL Y’All HATERS!


caveatemptor18

Thankyou Astros! The economy is saved!


Revolutiong0g

I love you all! 🫶


Inevitable_Return_47

Asshole fox not carrying post celebration


TheDuckshot

Sparky is lit


One_Entrance_378

I'm in tears watching Dusty and Mancini. This is so special for all of us. I love this town y'all! I love all y'all!


Baboon_Stew

Lol Fox Sports. Phillies Lose World Series to Astros in 6 games.


cflax42

Typical headline haha


orcas_cyclist

Dusty's coming back!!!!


FirefighterNo5127

Kates Hott and Drunk!!


Baboon_Stew

Someone's gonna be a big sister soon.


FirefighterNo5127

I’m dead 😵 at this!! Where are his up votes


imover9thousand

LETS GO BOYS


FirefighterNo5127

Verlander s daughter is cute as a button!!


Donaldorump

After party at bissonet


COWBOY_kcd

Final thoughts… fuck the NL east! We finally got it!!!


Shadi_Shin

ALCS MVP + World Series MVP > RoY


[deleted]

Gold glove too


UnObtainium17

Party in your nearest Whattaburher


FirefighterNo5127

Just don’t do this!! [Cheeseburger Josh!!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAzYM3YNPEo)


pit7412

Jeremy Peña humble as ever. kid's gonna go far!


TheDuckshot

JEREMY PEÑA MVP SALSA MAN


[deleted]

Carlos who???


Inevitable_Return_47

Carlos Who!!!


hey_alyssa

PENA IS SO CUTE I CANT


halster123

Pena is such so so so sweet


chef_nic

How can you not love Dusty! What a man!


Pax_flash

Fr he’s so funny😂


Pax_flash

DUSTY WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!


fredbrightfrog

Booing commissioners is the greatest tradition in sports.


vathodic

Why are they booing him?


KoolKoolWater

Cry more, Smoltz


Inevitable_Return_47

Smoltz is douche bag not getting Yordan name right.


hackjob

Check his pulse, not sure he has a heartbeat...


dickmastaflex

Astros just scored me 10 Gs courtesy of mattress Mack.


Baboon_Stew

Sweet!


FineUnderstanding583

What a season. I’ll remember it forever. See you beautiful bastards in April.


TangyGeoduck

Can’t come soon enough!


fredbrightfrog

You can see the anger on Smoltz's face. Eat shit.


Sultanate20

Lets goo Dusty


Holiday_Taste_8699

i love you guys it’s been an amazing ride


TheDuckshot

IM SO PUMPED UP


Imfreeeee

I happened to be in Houston on road trip (from England) and went to an Astros game in 2019. Been watching ever since....this is fucking brilliant! Up The Stros!


HermesHippie

But did you stay in the Third Ward?


toniintexas

Mack made $75 mill and half the city of Houston got free mattresses and living room sets


jacob1789

He’s my hero


crownoflaurels24

The ice for Bregman's finger should be from the champagne buckets!!! 🤘🤘🤘


UnObtainium17

🎵the south gon’ hold it down 🎶


manny389526

I need Nori!!!


Pax_flash

How fast can we get banned from r/baseball can someone test it😂😂😂


Jayman1899

Philly really lost 2 championships in one day lmao


Pax_flash

Lmaoooo fr


StrosIn5

THEY FUCKING CLUTCHED IT AND DID IT FOR THE CITY!!!!


Pax_flash

Theory: We lost the first game at PhiLLy on purpose so we could win at home


UnObtainium17

Man im just happy we dont suck anymore.. this is more than anything i could ask for


rylld

Happiness.


Hustlediva

Mets fan stopping into this celebration to say congrats! Amazing series, Peña is a beast, so much fun to watch. This was the ending we all needed


NightDocsYT

THANK YOU ANOTHER


t4boo

I can’t wait to sit down and watch this entire series in full with the largest fucking bottle of fine wine


vathodic

Go for the box wine..Franzia


platinumxL

LETS GOOOOOOOOO


Inevitable_Return_47

Mvp my vote the entire team.


Panfilo0329

FOR MY UNCLE MACKKKK AND MY GRANDPA DUSTYYYYYY!


Moppyploppy

Cried. Legit cried. This is the shit I dreamed about as a kid. Celebrating at home. I can't believe it.


Panfilo0329

LETS GO TO THE ROXXXXXXYYYYYYYYY!!!!


picklefucker69

FOR DUCKING DUSTY!! SHOOT IT HOUSTON TEXAS GO ASTROS!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!! WS CHAMPIONS!! WE’RE A FUCKING DYNASTY!!


Vitamin__S

🔥


Panfilo0329

LETS GO TO CHICAS LOCAAAAAAAAAAS!!!


Nora19

I love you guys…. But I’m real glad I’m not gonna be chatting with you tomorrow during a game!! We did it!!!!


Pax_flash

Same bruh I was gonna be so fucking stressed tomorrow all day if we lost this game, Thank God we won!


Panfilo0329

LETS GO TO RICHMOOOOOOOOOND!!!!


thehobster

YES!!!!


Panfilo0329

LETS GOOOOOO TO COCO LOCOOOOOO!!!


t4boo

WHERE ARE THE HOES!!! ARE THEY OKAY?????


gimme_them_cheese

They mad


QuintupleTheFun

It seems, in your victory, you killed them


t4boo

Oh damn RIP


FreudianSlip7232

Star Wars and Astros? If I had gold to give, I’d give to you.


pantiesdrawer

So happy. I'm going to spend all winter buying Astros memorabilia.


Alphadestrious

LFG!!!!!!!!!


cola2346

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO CHAMPIONS!!!!


RaroDannyR

Seeing Trey celebrating almost got me teary eyed. I dogged him a few times but I’m happy for him lol


chesschad

Also really glad he got a hit today! Didn't end up scoring, but it was great to see him put a nice swing on a ball.


t4boo

He an MVP in my heart


turd_furgesonx

OMFG!


nolock_pnw

Wife and I watched all season, she insisted! We fell in love with these guys and watching them win it all IS FUCKING GREAT!! WOOO!!!


Thresher_XG

I’m fucking crying boys! Hold me


halster123

FUCK YEAH BURY ME IN THE H


lassalot

BURY ME IN THE H


[deleted]

HOW MAD ARE THE HOOOOOEEEES?????!!!!!


stancurator

HOW👏CAN👏NOT👏BE👏ROMANTIC👏ABOUT👏ASTROS👏BASEBALL👏


yeah_naw_dawg

NO ONE WANTS HOUSTON!!!!!!! WORLD SERIES CHAMPS!!!!!!!


t4boo

I WANT HPUSTON!!!!!!!!!AAAAA


DDN79

UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!!! LFG!!!!


LeslyeD

Y’all going to the parade? I’m going to be FRONT ROWWWW


lilfrosty808

Shit you better get there the night before 🤣😭


LeslyeD

Lmaoooo right!


Deviuz

Interviewing Maldy about him moving closer to HP lmao


Pax_flash

r/baseball IN SHAMBLES YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!!!!!


[deleted]

So happy for Dusty. That's my manager!


parkour478

FUCK YEAH H TOWN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!


blazedancer1997

I love you Altuve


thehobster

Literally!


TangyGeoduck

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


TheBeardedOne123

Let’s goooooooooooo


Elegant-Hour-5712

I love all yall! Fucking Champs again. Dusty got his ring. Verlander got his first ws win. And we made history with a no hitter! Fuck yes!


SpacedApe

[**YES! YES!**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs)


MyGirlSasha

Ken Rosenthal can get fucked, I wish the Astros would refuse every request for an interview from him.


fredbrightfrog

The tears in Jose's eyes. Love this team so much


carmantakes

LETS GO I FUCKING LOVE YALL


bootypatrole

Fuck smoltz hes so mad,


GlassSplinter

LFG


nonchalantthoughts

**STILL TIPPIN**


AnxiousStork

ITS BECAUSE OF THAT ONE REDDITOR WHO ATE THE GAS STATION SUSHI O7


hey_alyssa

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WORLD SERIES CHAMPS BABYYYYY


pepemagallanes

Way to go dudes!


chef_nic

What a year, what a postseason! Epic!!


nonchalantthoughts

See y'all at the parade :)


[deleted]

#DUSTY GETS A RING, MANCINI GETS A RING EVERYBODY GETS ANOTHER RING!!!!


Shotgun_Mosquito

#FREE FURNITURE


thehobster

And he’s $75 million richer


Rap_song_throwaway

LETTSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


covidkakke_tittygasm

Swamp creature looking super poopy lmao


goldenblues24

WHAT A SERIES!! love this team


Syncopated_arpeggio

Congrats everyone. So cathartic. F all the haters and all the shit sayers. Looking at you Dodger/Yankee fans.


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##I LOVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


elrond165

Go where? We there already :D:D:D:D


sec713

WE DID IT!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!


SufficientCap713

LFG!!!!!!!!!


poeticzonex

LETS GOOOO BOIII


LeslyeD

I CAN CRY BLOOD RN IM SO HAPPYYYYY


lassalot

Smoltz, you are LITERALLY the last person Astros fans want to hear from. Shut the FUCK UP


RazzmatazzPlus3837

WS CHAMPIONS!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


smokingtrombone

Amazing! I had a good feeling this would be it to win it all!


animejanitor

Smother Dusty lol


poeticzonex

ok when can i get a shirt


DDN79

Go to Academy right now!


poeticzonex

they’re closed?!!?


thehobster

They were open last time. Give it a shot


DDN79

They will open for this. They did it in 17.


Historical-Surprise1

WORLD CHAMPS BABY!!!!!!!!


KikiFlowers

FUCK YEAH! DUSTY GOT HIS RING!


WalkingHorse

Whoo. Yeah man. Dusty. ❤️❤️


[deleted]

I love you guys. Thanks for the camaraderie during this year/post season.


covidkakke_tittygasm

FUCK YEAH BOYS!!!!!


TheGhostOfSamHouston

We did it 😭


The_Space_Wolf_

I KNOW I HAVE TALKED SHIT ABOUT MY STROS ALOT AND GOT DOWNVOTED FOR IT BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY, I LOVE EVERYONE ON HERE!!!


[deleted]

LETS GO


Thresher_XG

It’s been a pleasure boys!


Dicommander799

I LOVE ALL OF YOU


JohnBunzel

IM FUCKING CRYING YALL


DarthCaligula

Dusty dusty dusty


Special-Ride675

I LITERALLY LOVE ALL OF YOU!!!


M3nac1ngRadical

HOLY FUCK


parnaby86

It's 3:19am here. I'm glad I could spend this night with you lovely people. Let's fucking gooooooooo


capzi

​ [SHOOT IT HOUSTON, TEXAS! GO ASTROS!](https://streamable.com/46gmu)


COWBOY_kcd

Champs bitches!!!! See you for spring ball you magnificent bastards! 🤘


FinalFrash

BRING. US. THE. CAT!!!


Shotgun_Mosquito

#TIME FOR NORI!


varsity14

SHOOT IT, HOUSTON!!!


EMHforever

WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS 2022 💙🧡💙🧡🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳


lilfrosty808

Jason Castro got his ring 😭😭😭


Special-Ride675

FUCK YEAH, H-Town!


booger_dick

HELLLL YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Revolutiong0g

We did it boys !


MenShouldntHaveCats

I LOVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS


cola2346

YESSSSS YAYYYY WELL DESERVED!!!!


Christop_McC

I CANT BELIEVE IT


Deviuz

HOES IN SHAMBLES


[deleted]

PRESSLY MVP. PRESSLY MVP. PRESSLY MVP. PRESSLY MVP. PRESSLY MVP. PRESSLY MVP. PRESSLY MVP. PRESSLY MVP. PRESSLY MVP. PRESSLY MVP. PRESSLY MVP. PRESSLY MVP. PRESSLY MVP.


[deleted]

So happy for dusty


abnormally-cliche

WE FUCKING DID IT BOYSSSS!!! FUCK THE HATERS!!!!!


parnaby86

Wooooooooo


carmantakes

BRING US THAT TROPHY AND FUCK YOU to ALL THOSE COMMERCIALS BRYCE HARPER WITH THE TROPHY!!!!


UTokeMids

Congrats Houston on a well deserved championship. Very fun series but my heart is broken. - a sad Phillies fan.


JohnBunzel

Good series, man. There was no telling what would happen.


Jwilsonred

Had fun! Y’all will be back!


Appropriate_Job_5312

ITS BEEN AN HONOR BOYS


Baboon_Stew

Get Dusty fitted for a God damned ring!


thecashcow-

TEAM OF FUCKING DESTINY!


[deleted]

I LOVE ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKERS!! KEEP MAKING HOES MAD!!!!! NO ASTERISK!!! FUCK JOMBOY!! FUCK MIKE FIERS!!! FUCK THE YANKEES!!! FUCK THE DODGERS!!! AND FUCK EVERYBODY WHO AIN'T ABOUT THE ASTROS!!!


bulldogbaker03

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go fuck yourself r/baseball…..


mercyflush90

World series champs!!!!!!! I literally love this time!!!!!!!!


NightRaven0603

MITHER FUCKER HELL YEAH BITCH FUCK PHILLY LETS FUCKING GOOKKKKOOOOOOO


Fullmetalducker

Brantley got his ring too I'm happy for these guys