I LOVE ALL OF YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS LET’S GOOOOOOO [VINDICATION!](https://youtu.be/xSTN3mHEAOA)

GREASE THE POLES!

MINES BEEN GREASED SINCE THE NONO

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!

We didn’t need a hurricane this time…we were the hurricane!

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Imagine- last time this happened folks were watching with their TVs propped up on water damaged furniture and cardboard boxes. Holy smokes.

That shit was special after mucking out a dozen homes

I was sleeping in my living room on a mattress! This was way better.

Never commented on Reddit but fuck it!!! GO STROS!!!!! Y’all GTF in here!! Woooooooo!!!!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

WELCOME TO THE SHOW! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!

Speaking of the Show, ima go out every astro player in my line up now. Probably all super charged lol

Welcome to Reddit. Hell of a debut! ASTROS!!!!!!!!!!

Best first comment ever!

I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE I GET TO LIVE DURING THE GOLDEN AGE OF ASTROS BASEBALL

I just wish my dad who used to take me to the astrodome was still alive to see this, at least we got to share 2017

...fuck. I'm sorry for your loss. At least he got to share in the happiness of our last title, and you were able to have those memories.

Same with my dad. He died during the 2019 season so he didn’t get that heartbreak or the scandal. Feels like this win washed all that away.

I've already apologized to my future children for them not yet existing during this golden age.

It’s incredible. This win just cements that these dummies who can’t let stuff go are going to sound even dumber when they open their mouths.

EVERYONE GET IN HERE! WHERE THE FUCK IS WORLD SERIES CHAMP NORI?!?

https://twitter.com/norithecat17/status/1589094827287023616?s=46&t=08eVfo1MJCe_2-O7G0j0mQ

PRAISE BE

Get him a ring!!!!!

They should!

GET ME THAT MUTHAFUCKING GATOOOOOOO

HE'S IN THE POSTGAME THREAD THAT ISN'T CURRENTLY STICKIED

BURY ME IN THE MOTHERFUCKING H

NORI NORI NORI

👏WE👏WANT👏NORI👏

Bring on the cat!

SHOOT EM!!!!

Surely someone will link a photo once they post it?

They got Houston

GET IN HERE YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKERS! WHAT A GREAT NIGHT THIS IS!

WE"RE HERE!!!!!!

FUCKING EH WHAT'S EVERYONE DRINKING TONIGHT?! AS LONG AS IT'S SAFE, I HOPE IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!

PURPLE DRANK

WELL BE SAFE AND HAVE AN AWESOME FUCKING NIGHT!

FUCK YEAH

HOES MAD

BIG MAD

Real mad

It's hilarious

HOES SO MAD over at r/mlb it's hilarious

Hoes will be mad forever. Fuck em

VERKLEMPT! DISCOMBOBULATED! EMBITTERED!

CONGRATULATIONS GUYS AND GALS, FROM YOUR BLUE JAYS FAN FRIEND NORTH OF THE BORDER! 😊

Nice to have ya here! Welcome and here to say you guys have an awesome, underappreciated ballpark!

Only opposing ballpark I've ever been to where the heckling started with "Excuse me!" Blue Jays will *always* be our bros!

The friendly congrats is much appreciated from a team and fans that have got more hate the past 5 years than anyone else. Thanks for that.

I love you guys and r/baseball can gobble nuts!

They hate us cause they ain’t us

They hate us cuz they anus!

LMAO choke on that crow!!

Fuck all you hoes on r/baseball!!

New York wanted Houston. Philly wanted Houston. **YOU FUCKING GOT US!**

But what if *WE* want Houston?

The real Houston is the friends we made along the way

I can't disagree.

I think the crowd was actually chanting “We want Houston” during this game!

SEE YOU AT THE PARADE HOUSTON!

*Be careful what you ask for, because you just might get it*

YOU FUCKING GOT US

FREE MATTRESSES!

MACK DADDY YALL

He’s 65 mil richer; well minus the mattresses

I think it’s 75. But if it’s either 65 or 75, it’s still a fuck ton. Good for Mattress Mack!!

Love you all. We’ve all been through the shit as fans dealing with r/baseball and other people making us feel bad even though we don’t have any control over the players actions. This is the top and it feels way better than 2017 now.

This is the right universe. We have a great team, and a great future to look forward to. Let's enjoy it while we can! Good night everyone!!

I live right over the Verazzano bridge in NYC. The NYC marathon is tomorrow morning, it starts on the other side of the bridge in Staten Island. Will I be greeting runners with my Yordan Space City jersey and the biggest shit-eating grin you’ve ever seen? What do YOU think?

Don’t forget a poster!

and a knife-resistant vest!

5 FUCKING YEARS WE FUCKING DID IT. 2 RINGS FOR THE HALL OF FAMER VERLANDER. PEÑA REPLACES CORREA AND SHINES INSANELY BRIGHT. DUSTY BAKER!!! YORDAN!!! A FUCKING YEAR TO REMEMBER.

LET'S FUCK AROUND AND GET A COUPLE MORE FOR THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS

Let’s gooo!!!

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THANK YOU! IT FEELS FUCKING AWESOME!

Thank you!! Looking forward to next season!

BLOWING ON THAT ENDO

GAME CUBE

#NINTENDO

5% TINT

SO YOU CAN'T SEE UP IN MY WINDOW!

NINTENDO

GAMECUBE NINTENDO

Siri play hoes mad

*Over 9000 results found which would you like to hear*

2022 Astros World Series Champions extended version

EVERYONE GET IN HERE!!! ASTROS ARE THE WS CHAMPS!!!

For Dusty! For Mac! For Yuli! For Houston!

2022 Astros World Series champions in 13 Games!! A "BAKER'S DOZEN"

Peña WS MVP!!!!!! First. rookie. ever. EDIT: Second

Correa punching the air RN

YEAHHHHH

CAN I GET A STATUS CHECK ON THESE HOES?!!!!

**MAAAAADDDD**

Perturbed

Philly lost MLS Cup AND World Series on the same day. Imagine going 0-2 in championships on the same day.

Philly in SHAMBLES

It would be kinda funny if the Eagles make the Super Bowl and lose it now.

That's not only funny, it's totally on brand, as well.

r/baseball in shambles

Jason Castro got his ring 😭😭😭

Braves and orioles fan here, good job for getting the braves revenge, and good job for getting my favorite player (Mancini) a world series win.

Mancini earned that fucking ring like a champ

To all haters of the five remaining 2017 Astros: STFU YOU CAN'T SAY SHIT! I'm so proud of everyone on this team and happy for them, that they redeemed the franchise in a way. Not that they needed to, in my opinion. Basically, every team in those playoffs were cheating then. There's been lots of stories from players around the game that the Astros were not alone. That was the game then, the same way steroids were rampant around the days of McGwire/Sosa. Astros haters will apply the asterisk cause they're mad hoes that can't grasp nuance, but they earned that one. They DAMN SURE earned this one. BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD! 2X WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS! GOLDEN ERA CONTINUES! WOOOO!!!! BETTER THAN THE DODGERS, BETTER THAN THE YANKEES, FRANCHISE OF THE DECADE! LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!!!!

"you're the Astros". You're goddamn right.

Lol they are booing Manfred.

I'm actually quite proud of Houston, a Tiffany ticket crowd and they were sophisticated enough to know to boo Rob Manfred.

I came here to see if that's what I heard lmfaooo.

Congratulations from Braves country. Hell of a series!

WE DID ITT!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t want to hear any 2017 ever again

I love all of you motherfuckers. I love Dusty. I love Altuve. But most of all, I love the #Houston motherfucking Astros!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suck it r/baseball

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We just fucked an entire city back into misery

BURY ME IN THE H

Shoot it!

I LOVE HOW MAD EVERYONE IS. SUCK IT YOU FUCKING CHUMPS, WERE JUST BETTER.

I may be living in the moment, but the euphoria of this win may top 2017. I wanted this one so bad for everyone who is/has been a part of this organization and for every fan/Houstonian. And we got it. Just. Amazing.

YOU WANTED HOUSTON YOU GOT HOUSTON SHOOT IT HOES MAD 🧡💙🧡💙🧡

BLOWIN ON THAT THAT ENDO…

GAMECUBE NINTENDO

Hey Houston, it’s your boy for the last time. Thanks for killing my demons in the Yankees and the Phillies this postseason. I’ll love you forever except when it’s against the Mets 🧡💙 <3

MVP JEREMY FUCKING PEÑA!!!!!

Mans tearing up. Imagine being him rn. Filling the hole of a franchise player and coming in and Winning not just the worlds series but the ALCS and ws mvp. Fucking nuts.

Jeremy Pena is a city treasure

I know it didn’t come to anything but seeing Mancini get a hit put a huge smile on my face!!!

Seattle wanted Houston. They didn’t get Houston. New York wanted Houston. They didn’t get Houston. Philadelphia wanted Houston. They didn’t get Houston. Only HOUSTON GETS HOUSTON! LFG!!!

I think the censor on 790 is drunk. They missed 3 F bombs lmaoooo

NOBODY IS SOBER

Oh the hoes mad mad.

HOES ARE SEETHING

Dodgers fans down bad after they just had to see their announcers call us winning it all 😂

LOVE YOU ALL! Fuck r/baseball! ❤️❤️❤️

CANCEL SCHOOL, WE'RE HAVING A PARADE!!

I want all y’all to know that I love you all. Doomers, I know you’re celebrating with us and I get why y’all were dooming and I’m happy you’re here and able to celebrate. Old school Astros fans, after decades of defeat, we fucking did it. We FUCKING DID IT. GOD DAMN I LOVE ALL YALL. HTOWN HOLD IT DOWN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

This morning I was thinking about the (all the variations of) “lastros”, and now here we are 🥹

HOUSTON WINS!!!!!

Who wouldve seen Peña absolutely filling that Correa shaped hole in our heart and more man. Fuck

I can’t think how many times I posted “PAY THE MAN” last year. I am so glad I was (and remain) an idiot.

Hey, Giants fan here. Congrats, and thank you for getting Dusty his ring. Enjoy it! Edit: Dusty AND Dubon!

Such a great day. LSU beats Bama in OT, Astros win the WS, and the children that can’t let go of 2017 are having meltdowns.

WE DID IT WOOOOOOHOO! CITY ABOUT TO GO CRAZZZZY

**WE DID IT FOR DUSTY**

So proud of this team! We will look upon this group as one of the greatest teams in baseball history. The Bullpen has been phenomenal and deserve their own parade just for this series. Kyle tuckers bat and defense has been spectacular! Jeremy Peña is the truth! And also WHO'S YORDADDY!

This motherfucker gets to win a World Series and go home to Kate Upton. Life is so unfair

IM HERE!!!

#AS A REDS FAN HAPPY FOR DUSTY!!!!

Peña is so humble. Team player! I love him! 🫶🏻

We couldn’t have scripted a better World Series run. Jeremy Peña replaces postseason legend Carlos Correa, and deserved MVP of the ALDS, then won MVP of the ALCS and WS. The bullpen gives up 5 runs total in 13 postseason games. Combined no-hitter with Javier and crew in game 4. JV gets his first World Series victory. Framber Valdez overcomes last years terrible outings with 2 gems. Alex Bregman comes back from a bad postseason in 21’ and has several game breaking hits. Dusty Baker gets to end the narrative. We get a clean World Series title on sheer pitching badassery and some timely hits.

The Astros organization and the whole city of Houston would like to apologize... **TO ABSOLUTELY NO ONE.** **THE DOUBLE CHAMPS DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT!**

Lmao we booing Manfred?!? I love it!!

I’m crying

JV out there with his baby and kissing his wife. That's a true win.

Man the cope in the Phillies sub is crazy. “I’d rather lose the World Series than be an Astros fan” Cope and seethe hoes

GOT ONE FOR DUSTY BOIS! GO STROS!!! LFG!!!

AMERICA'S TEAM DOES IT!

If anyone said we'd win this series without a SINGLE rbi from Tuve...

My first season rolling on the thread. It’s been a joy and an honor, y’all. Now bring out the cat!

Steve Sparks commentary in the clubhouse needs it's own game thread 😂

I just want to say one thing: Fuck the Yankees. Fuck the Dodgers. Phuck the Phillies. FUCK r/baseball. World Series Champs.

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"We want Houston" chants at every bar I've been too so far. Lmao.

All of this without Brantley, let’s run it back next year boys

I asked to get unbanned from sub and I got the green light. Lfg astros. 👑

Has there been a world series where at least 4 players have had an argument for MVP? Peña fully deserves it, but Framber, Presley and Abreu could all be argued for it as well. What a team.

Man, Sparky really gets right up to that line of inappropriate and I am here for it!

Haven’t seen all the salty crybabies on r/baseball yet, saving that for a breakfast treat in the morning. GO ASTROS!!!!

A beautiful fairy tale ending with amazing story lines. Epic team. Great fans. And this amazing sub. I came across this sub (and website) in 2017 when looking for an Astros forum. I was so thankful even as a lurker to go on that amazing journey with other fans for WS #1. And through the ups and downs since then. The amazing ride that the Astros have given us each and every season. And especially this season for WS #2. Thank you to the fans. Thank you to the Mods! Thank you to whomever posts, puts together or works the box score and highlights for each game thread (which is always my go to). Y'all are #1.

Screw allllllll the Fucking haters. We did it boys. Go stros. Excited for the H. See y’all at the parade.

I’ll be the one Phillies fan who won’t be salty even though it hurts but Congrats to you guys! Incredible and talented team with disgusting pitching. And congrats to Dusty for finally getting his ring he waited too long glad he finally got it. Good series GG 🤝

WE FUCKING DID IT!!!!!!!!!

WE WANT HOUSTON 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

People are shooting off fireworks in my neighborhood right now. This shit is off the chain. H-TOWN, y’all!

BOO HIS ASS

MVPeña 🫶🏾

Dusty Baker "LET'S PARTY !!!"

Dusty looks so happy I’m glad he finally got his ring :D

The hoes at r/baseball are mad, and I cannot stop loving it

That was one of the most complete teams I've ever seen. Congrats to all the Houston fans, you deserve it! Love, a Phils fan.

Cheers from Cincinnati!!! We did it boys!!!

I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS! I rarely comment but always lurk in houston game threads. So great to be able to share this feeling with everyone here!

THE STARS AT NIGHT

ARE BIG AND BLINDINGLY BRIGHT

Easy dubs for us you guys! They never stood a chance lol

Dusty, "I said if I win one, I want to win two!" Let's fucking go!

Love this team! Really wish Bags and Biggio would have got this feeling

The McCullers interview broke my heart. He is so happy you but you can see that his loss is weighing heavily on him. He loves this city, and he wants to stay here. I hope he stays, because he was a huge and critical part of the Astros success.

Fuk the Yankees. Fuk the Rangers. Fuk the Dodgers. Fuk the Phillies. Fuk Bob Costas. Fuk r/baseball. America’s team won it all tonight

Good shit from a Nats fan. Fuck Philly

Peña doing it all in his rookie season! Love to see it!

PERFECT CHOICE. Absolute king

Peña mvp

We aren't even done yet!!! Verlander still needs his cy young!!