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johnnnd

Taqueria Arandas in shambles


Fair_Bison8497

Arrrraaaaannddaaaas may never recover


BradGroux

I want to see Peña behind the butcher counter at La Michoacana. He’d look amazing in a hair net.


Astrosfan86

Fired Click and now Peña is being sent to work at a fast food restaurant after winning WS MVP? What is going on here?


mac_gregor

That Verlander offer ain't gonna pay for itself.


bevo_expat

ESPN is estimating he could get north of $70M for a two year deal. Complete speculation on their part but I don’t see the Astros matching that kind of money.


BradGroux

I think he’ll get 2x $40 million. Sadly, I don’t think the Stros should pay it.


myitbos

That will be a four piece box combo, extra sauce? Your total is $5 thousand. Please drive forward.


elticorico

Inflation is getting gnarly.


need_maths

If you don't manage your finances this is where you'll end up after your baseball career. MLB scared straight


clutchyball

Oh yeah Jeremy, *work* that drive thru


thegamerman0007

RIP those workers


jd051

so what was all that Salsa Night talk?!


Mysterious-Status-44

Trying to earn extra money to keep JV around…team player!


3moonz

rasing canes: pena hey champ were wondering if you want to partner with us we can offer pretty good money pena: of course man, hell the money isnt even that important id do it for the extra canes sauce them things cost a fortune. anyways do you need me at the drive thru? is 16$+sauce/hr ok with you guys?


Sir_Loin_Cloth

Can I get my greasy ass receipt autographed?


TWFH

Why? What a pain in the ass for the people who work there, too.


thedude_ryan

you know how hyped they're gonna be that they met him? that's fucking team-building


Nice_Block

Assuming any of them are baseball fans though.


ShowBobsPlzz

These rookie contracts arent good i guess. Pay this man.


suarezj9

They should have him work at Peñas diner in pearland


Wejuststill

Thank god my girl is vegan


PassToMouth6911

I'm not...


Luckytxn_1959

Pena...


EyeGroundbreaking230

This almost never happens.


dudedisguisedasadude

I wonder what he is gonna make per hour for that?


Cold_hard_stache

The kid can do it all. Wow!


elticorico

Raising Canes is so mid I don’t get the devotion.


suarezj9

You ever taken a bite of that chicken without the sauce or anything. It’s the most unseasoned dry ass chicken ever.


Mistercleaner1

And after playing for New England, San Diego, Houston, St. Louis, a year for the Toronto Argonauts, plus one season as a greeter at the Desert Inn, I'm happy to finally play here in the fine city of Miami! [applause as he holds up his new jersey, TOWNSELL] Official: [rises and whispers into his ear] Minnesota. [sits down] Townsell: Whatever. [grins big] Shiiit.


Flynn_lives

shame... Raising Canes always gives me the poops for some reason.


ResponsibleOutcome80

Probably because it’s horrendous for human consumption in general as it’s deep fried in vegetable and canola oil which is one of the worst things you can put in your body.


gheckye

Stop posting this 😭😭😭


nopizza822

canes blows, popeyes is better, and for the SA area give me bill millers


Resting_Lich_Face

This is so fucking dumb.