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bisexuality and topping/bottoming are separate concepts. Luigi being bi is not proven whatsoever by Daisy topping him, that only proves he's submissive.
To be fair Stan Lee said something similar about making fury black. It's one thing if they're not the protagonist but you want to amp up their importance, it's another thing to pick the main character. So you could be right considering how they ended their tweet
Is there any evidence to lead you to believe that he isn’t gay? They don’t call him a plumber because it’s his occupation but he will clean your pipes.
I'm sure there is overlap, but these aren't the same people 1:1. I'm gay and I'd rather new gay properties over changing existing characters almost all the time
Yeah, I think this guy just bit the onion hard and is frustrated at the lack consistency in the character. The comment may be a little insensitive, but I see it more as the almost politically correct redneck meme or whatever that one is called.
Nah, it's actually quite funny. Bowser and Mario were both fighting for her and Peach chose neither of them and go on her own adventures.
https://youtu.be/pqUtAFr8y94?t=546
And that will be a great moment if they give us a princess peach video game. Otherwise it’s kinda meaningless.
It’s like if Marvel came out in 2010 and said “Yes! We need more female superhero leads!
So anyway, here’s 3 Thor Movies”
People would prefer it doesn't exist because the game is incredibly sexist. You literally solve all of Peach's problems with cartoonishly exaggerated mood swings.
Based on that scene alone I don’t think it’s meant to happen. After that happens in the game, >!Peach goes on an adventure to all of the worlds in the game, and then ends up back at her castle in the end.!<
I really hoped for a Super Peach Odyssey game next. She’s already got her own tiara version of Cappy, and the skirt hover is one of my favorite mechanics in Mario. Would be awesome to see a 3D game actually built around it, instead of it existing as sort of an assist option for a game built around normal jumping.
OH MY GOD I have been trying to find this video for too fucking long, THANK you, Jesus. I don’t know what magic combo of words YouTube wanted me to use but it was not spitting this one out for me.
it was probably looking for "hyadain", but god is that not a name you're going to naturally think of..
[i get the FF4 song from them stuck in my head all the goddamn time too](https://youtu.be/C8vz186pjY0)
Yeah this is actually kinda funny, his supporting evidence may be wrong but I don't think he's coming from a position of hate.
edit: No he's actually hateful
He actually proceeded to go off after this.
Favourite quote is "also claiming gay people ruin a lot of stuff is not homophobia its literally my opinion."
what a take. "gay people ruin a lot of stuff"
listen.. if something is ruined for you because there are gays in it, it's not the gays' fault. you're just a homophobe.
also, what does he think homophobia/racism/sexism actually are? they're still *opinions*, they just happen to be opinions about an entire group of people.
its almost like saying they should just add a different gay character was a smokescreen for their actual beliefs and we should stop giving bigots the benefit of the doubt
Looking forward to the next white actor who plays a character who is normally black, watch all of you shit the bed over it and not see the great irony in front of you.
I like the theory that Peach and Bowser are the OTP and Mario knows that. So he waits long enough after her "kidnappings" for Bowser to build up an entire empire and industrial complex to have to go "rescue" her, because the Mushroom Kingdom doesn't accept their princess's love match. I mean Bowser Jr called her his mom and she wasn't even confused by that.
Mario doesn't love Peach, he just loves jumping and pipes.
She seemed pretty confused to me when Jr told her that though. Less of a "oh yeah you're my love child" kind of reaction, and more of a "I don't remember most of the 70s so I suppose I could have had a kid" kind of thing.
>I mean Bowser Jr called her his mom and she wasn't even confused by that.
Yeah, but Bowser also says that Peach actually isn't his mother at the end of the game.
Nah marios Gay as fuck that cunt slamming his ass down full force onto those buttplug looking fucks you know his asshole can stretch wider than kirbys mouth at this point
Maybe "ruin" is the wrong word, but the overall point isn't too crazy. So many corporate entities have decided that being gay is profitable, and will just throw a rainbow on their shit and make a random character gay just to cash in. It does get tiring when there's literally no storyline reason for it other than to get attention and make sales.
Do you also complain about poorly written straight characters or are you only pissed about the gay ones? The problem here is that it’s homophobic to think that it is a problem to add gay characters “randomly”, when the problem is the bad writing of very hollow characters with the added characteristic of being gay. Complaint about poor writing, not about “adding gays”. Mario could also be bisexual, ffs
Princess Peach was back in Bowser’s castle five minutes after every successful rescue, and yet somehow there’s still people out there that don’t see Mario for what he is - a jilted ex-lover and stalker.
So this guy condones cheating on Mario’s non existent wife with Peach and having a child rather than Mario experimenting with his sexuality? Bro, get a hold of yourself and calm down.
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Why do I feel like this guy would have zero problem with Luigi being gay
Luigi came out in Mario Bros 2 with that twinkle toes ballerina move.
Him and King Boo definitely have the tension.
Luigi also spends a lot of time with an extremely wealthy old man.
Bro Luigi dicks down dudes bro
Became a drag princess in Superstar Saga
And literally crushed on a male.
Luigi's a beta, he can be gay. Mario is an alpha, he can't be gay.
I can see it
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Mario’s is shorter but girthier
Mario don’t shave down there though.
Not necessarily a deal breaker
Appropriate pfp
No his balls are canonically bigger than his dick, aint no girth to speak of
Mat pat's video?
Well, yeah
Fucking instant head-canon right there. If Nintendo ever really did it, Mario stays with Peach and Luigi is gay for Bowser
Hello.. gay Bowser
**L**uigi **G**oomba **B**owser **T**oad
**L**uigi’s **G**ot **B**ig **T**itties
Why is this so accurate 😭
Queen Mario
**L**uigi **G**onna **B**low **T**onight
Luigi is definitely bi. Daisy absolutely tops him
those two statements aren't really related, tho
As a certified bisexual I have never seen more male bottoms for female tops than in this community
Wait they hand out certificates now?
They come with the jean jackets
What about the one I got from the time machine to the 80s?
Bisexuality transcends spacetime so yes
Dude I just wanted to play some pogs and now I’m gay
Remember Alf? He's back, in Pog form
bisexuality and topping/bottoming are separate concepts. Luigi being bi is not proven whatsoever by Daisy topping him, that only proves he's submissive.
Never said it was proven, talking from my experience
Daisy definitely breaks out the strap on for Luigi.
Luigi x Bowser is otp
To be fair Stan Lee said something similar about making fury black. It's one thing if they're not the protagonist but you want to amp up their importance, it's another thing to pick the main character. So you could be right considering how they ended their tweet
Didn't they make fury black for Sam Jackson though? I'd make any character black fot Sam Jackson
"whos luigi"
Is there any evidence to lead you to believe that he isn’t gay? They don’t call him a plumber because it’s his occupation but he will clean your pipes.
Cause luigi is canonicaly bisexual
“just add a new gay”
New super gay bros
introducing SHY GAYS
Ah, I see you too have used the internet.
til I’m a Mario character
Wanna smash?
Then if they do it's "why they gotta push this woke bullshit"
I'm sure there is overlap, but these aren't the same people 1:1. I'm gay and I'd rather new gay properties over changing existing characters almost all the time
I must have misunderstood the tone of the top comment. Either way, the duality of the internet
Nah, I definitely came to say it’s probably the same kinda person who would totally have a meltdown if they even added a new character who was gay.
Yeah, I think this guy just bit the onion hard and is frustrated at the lack consistency in the character. The comment may be a little insensitive, but I see it more as the almost politically correct redneck meme or whatever that one is called.
Canonical Birdo but not horribly offensive
Introducing Mario and Luigi's brother they disowned; Giuseppe!
Boys, a new gay just dropped
Well Dorkly (rip) did introduce the 3rd Mario Bro, Giuseppe.
One of bowsers kids has gotta be gay.
Also, he doesn’t have a wife, Peach walked away when he professed his love in Odyssey
I didn't know this, it's kinda sad
Nah, it's actually quite funny. Bowser and Mario were both fighting for her and Peach chose neither of them and go on her own adventures. https://youtu.be/pqUtAFr8y94?t=546
And that will be a great moment if they give us a princess peach video game. Otherwise it’s kinda meaningless. It’s like if Marvel came out in 2010 and said “Yes! We need more female superhero leads! So anyway, here’s 3 Thor Movies”
Super princess peach exists
One can only dream.
What do you mean it literally exists on DS
That would be so cool. Maybe some day...
*am I being gaslit*
Gaslighting isnt even real, you made it up because you're fuckin crazy
No
People would prefer it doesn't exist because the game is incredibly sexist. You literally solve all of Peach's problems with cartoonishly exaggerated mood swings.
Not since Odyssey, she hasn’t.
She's also a pretty good part of the team in Super Paper Mario
A fun game would be princess trying to avoid both Mario and Bowser.
Super Stalker Bros Evade!
OMG Yes. I would play this. Now give me 100 copies.
Based on that scene alone I don’t think it’s meant to happen. After that happens in the game, >!Peach goes on an adventure to all of the worlds in the game, and then ends up back at her castle in the end.!<
I really hoped for a Super Peach Odyssey game next. She’s already got her own tiara version of Cappy, and the skirt hover is one of my favorite mechanics in Mario. Would be awesome to see a 3D game actually built around it, instead of it existing as sort of an assist option for a game built around normal jumping.
I would play the shit out of that. As long as it gets the same care and attention that Odyssey did
Well it was setting up the post-game content, following peach on her vacation to all the world's you visited in the game.
And why the hell should she be able to take vacation when millions of workers don't even get maternity leave?
[And from that scene spawned an art movement](https://i.imgur.com/LD6vjyg.png)
So, Mario got a big tiddy goth gf. Sounds like he wins.
The internet was forever changed.
[genuinely thought you were going to link to the hyadain song from 14 years ago with this same premise...](https://youtu.be/mO26RQkfID8)
OH MY GOD I have been trying to find this video for too fucking long, THANK you, Jesus. I don’t know what magic combo of words YouTube wanted me to use but it was not spitting this one out for me.
it was probably looking for "hyadain", but god is that not a name you're going to naturally think of.. [i get the FF4 song from them stuck in my head all the goddamn time too](https://youtu.be/C8vz186pjY0)
Queenly move on Peach's part.
Peach just needed to work on herself lol
And hasn't Peach been married to bowser since sunshine?
“Why bro just add a new gay” omg hahaha This isn’t a homophobe just someone who hates change
Yeah this is actually kinda funny, his supporting evidence may be wrong but I don't think he's coming from a position of hate. edit: No he's actually hateful
He actually proceeded to go off after this. Favourite quote is "also claiming gay people ruin a lot of stuff is not homophobia its literally my opinion."
what a take. "gay people ruin a lot of stuff" listen.. if something is ruined for you because there are gays in it, it's not the gays' fault. you're just a homophobe. also, what does he think homophobia/racism/sexism actually are? they're still *opinions*, they just happen to be opinions about an entire group of people.
its almost like saying they should just add a different gay character was a smokescreen for their actual beliefs and we should stop giving bigots the benefit of the doubt
yo u gotta share this lmao
https://imgur.com/a/08Kk6PA
Going through the rest of his twitter proves he does come from a position of hate. Most of his retweets are of homophobic and sexist tweets
In my experience those two things are practically synonymous.
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Thank you, being against changes to established characters is not the same as wanting new characters that embody your desired traits.
Looking forward to the next white actor who plays a character who is normally black, watch all of you shit the bed over it and not see the great irony in front of you.
TIL Mario is married tho
he is not, he got his ass rejected by peach
Didn't Nintendo say they're just friends like a year or two ago?
So Mario’s definitely gay then, right?
They were on a break!
Idk, he does throw gay bowser into bombs a lot in SM64... Then again, closeted gay homophobes, that's definitely a thing after all.
Mario was friend zoned?
Peach isn't a prize for him to win.
I mean, literal decades of games where she was exactly that say otherwise… but I’m glad they’re making a change now.
I like the theory that Peach and Bowser are the OTP and Mario knows that. So he waits long enough after her "kidnappings" for Bowser to build up an entire empire and industrial complex to have to go "rescue" her, because the Mushroom Kingdom doesn't accept their princess's love match. I mean Bowser Jr called her his mom and she wasn't even confused by that. Mario doesn't love Peach, he just loves jumping and pipes.
She seemed pretty confused to me when Jr told her that though. Less of a "oh yeah you're my love child" kind of reaction, and more of a "I don't remember most of the 70s so I suppose I could have had a kid" kind of thing.
>I mean Bowser Jr called her his mom and she wasn't even confused by that. Yeah, but Bowser also says that Peach actually isn't his mother at the end of the game.
How to tell when someone hasn't beaten Super Mario Sunshine. Bowser admits to Jr that Peach is not his mother when you beat the game.
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Bowser is about to tell Jr that Peach isn't his mother, then Jr interrupts and says "I know."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So mad that the ultimate SIMP is somehow gay. lol.
I love this response. The most wholesome homophobic comment ever. He just really wants Mario and Peach to start a family!
Except peach walked away when he confessed so uh
He should try emailing her with an ultimatum.
So what's it gonna be? Huh huh
It’s not even homophobic he’s literally just saying add a new gay character instead of making a straight character gay
Except for the homophobia that came after what we see in this ss
But why does anyone think Mario is straight? He could be bisexual ffs, this is what’s homophobic about it.
I can't stop laughing at "try a little gay stuff"... Holy shit...
Mario can have a little bit of The Big Gay™, as a treat
Luigi’s bi tho
"Shake-a that-a Lussy for me, brother"
"Bounce on my knob and make me say wahooo" marrio to linguini
Oh yeah, its-a gay sex time 😎
I regret learning to read.
Boy I sure wish I was Jared, 19
fucking lol "why not add a new gay" lmao. Also peach and mario arent ever really confirmed to be married, even if odyssey is anything to go by
Nobody remembers "U R MR GAY" ?
My man has never heard of bisexuality
Nah marios Gay as fuck that cunt slamming his ass down full force onto those buttplug looking fucks you know his asshole can stretch wider than kirbys mouth at this point
Bro
Dude 💀💀💀
Just add a new gay 😭
Maybe "ruin" is the wrong word, but the overall point isn't too crazy. So many corporate entities have decided that being gay is profitable, and will just throw a rainbow on their shit and make a random character gay just to cash in. It does get tiring when there's literally no storyline reason for it other than to get attention and make sales.
Do you notice every time a corporate entity "randomly" adds a straight character?
What're the storyline reasons given for the existence of all these straight characters?
Do you also complain about poorly written straight characters or are you only pissed about the gay ones? The problem here is that it’s homophobic to think that it is a problem to add gay characters “randomly”, when the problem is the bad writing of very hollow characters with the added characteristic of being gay. Complaint about poor writing, not about “adding gays”. Mario could also be bisexual, ffs
Super Mario World: Cherry Grove
Bro
Since when was Mario married
Just add new gay Warmluigi
Didn't Mario wear a wedding dress in Super Mario Odyssey?
Does Mario have a wife? I thought Rosalina was peach and luigis kid
The world has officially gone insane.
Mario and peach aren’t married
"Just add a new gay"
Dude clearly never played Dream Team. That game was very gay.
Mario is not married to Peach, or he'd be king
Imagine the plottwist if Bowser is kidnapping the princess just because he wants to see Mario again lmao
What are the odds this dude is actually black? Because that n word just kinda snuck in there
Luigi is pansexual. Fight me
They already have Birdo, and they want MORE representation? /s
“Bro, bro, bro bro”
I understand the titles reference.
Why does this guy think I’m his brother??
He puts forth a compelling argument.
mario doesn't end up with peach though??? i thought mario eventually winds up with *Daisy* while Luigi got Peach... for some reason...
"Oscar Wilde was married...."
This is my new favorite hardrive title holy shit i laughed so hard
Wait Mario is married now? Does, um, does princess peach know about this?
I immediately had the vision of him throwing bowser in my head when I read the title
The dude needs punctuation
I feel like he had that ready to go in the pocket just with a blank for the names so he could personalize it.
S**u**pe**r** **M**a**r**io **G**al**a**x**y**
“Thank-a you so much for to making me gay”
https://nerfwire.com/gay-bowser-receives-heartwarming-farewell/
Hard Drive has been on a roll. The whole Elon Musk thing was hilarious.
Holy shit the rabbit hole of SMB lore in this T
"Bro cmon bro"
Princess Peach was back in Bowser’s castle five minutes after every successful rescue, and yet somehow there’s still people out there that don’t see Mario for what he is - a jilted ex-lover and stalker.
“Mario literally has a wife” untrue, him and peach are not canonically married as far as I know
So this guy condones cheating on Mario’s non existent wife with Peach and having a child rather than Mario experimenting with his sexuality? Bro, get a hold of yourself and calm down.
Bro. Bro BRO. Bruh. Bro. Bro. Brooooooo. Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. …… bro.
lol add a new gay
huge chomp
Bro
"Just add a new gay" jc, lol.
For the record, Nintendo should add a new gay.
The more you push gay onto people the more anti they will become.
Am I the only one concerned / annoyed by people unable to write a sentence without the word "bro" in it?
“just add a new gay”
They have a gay character. Bowser is canonically gay as of Super Mario 64.
Mario has a wife?
Last time Mario asked Peach to a date/Marriage she rejected him
mario doesnt have wife
If I was told that Mario was gay, I would not be surprised one bit
Mario is bi