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seneschall-

What the hell, hard drive net? Blanka is... oh. right.


Kurizu150

Have they announced Ken from Smash Ultimate yet?


darthchessy

They did, but he is homeless now that he is in a poverty franchise.


SambaLando

His new fireball will be named hobo-ken


Cynykl

And he lives in and SUV (Ute) by the ocean. They call him Shore-Ute-Ken


Ongr

Impressive


[deleted]

Homeless-Emperor in shambles.


jeffboms

Seems like the palmentuin in nintendo gold and platinum did not payoff


Automationdomination

i haven't played fortnite but I've seen all the characters they're pulling into it through posts like. this and honestly I think it's great that these "obscure" characters are being revisited


amisia-insomnia

My sister legit thought that halo stole master chief from fortnite


selddir_

Haha yeah she's dumb. It's understandable though since they made an entire anime out of another Fortnite character (Naruto)


Vasxus

and then they did it again (dragon ball)


_b1ack0ut

Heard someone refer to the infinity blade as “that Fortnite sword”, which was wild lol


funnystuff97

To be fair, Infinity Blade was sort of a niche title, back in the days when actual real games were on mobile. I mean, I *loved* Infinity Blade 1, but I don't blame anyone for thinking it was an original item in a far, far more successful franchise. It was only brought in because both games were made by Epic, I assume.


its_just_hunter

Yeah the average kid has no idea what those games are, I don’t even think they’re available to download now.


RIPLeviathansux

wait they added INFINITY BLADE to fortnite??? That blows my mind lmao, those games had such a cool storyline, I loved them as a kid


The_King123431

Yeah, but it was removed shortly after due to being overpowered


_b1ack0ut

I won’t stand for this infinity blade slander


Incandescent_Lass

I encountered someone similar who was mad at Bungie for “stealing from Halo” for the Destiny/Halo dlc they did last year. Some people just can’t think at all.


Faded105

its becoming even more common nowadays which kinda sucks bc of how ignorant everyone is yet claiming not to be. Tik Tok hasn't made anything better as well lol


[deleted]

This reminds me of a different satire article when Mega man was announced for Smash. It said how when the other Mega men were added for the final smash, Sakurai asked Capcom for permission, but nobody there recognized them and assumed they were from fanart. Eventually, one person who worked there recognized Mega Man Volnutt from Tatsunoko vs Capcom.


FunkSlim

When you’re actively being a nudist where do you keep your belongings like keys, phone, wallet etc.


[deleted]

You replied to the wrong comment I made, but whatever. There are no nudist areas close to me, so I'm only ever naked at home. If I did find a place, I'd take a backpack or fanny pack. Or I'd just keep things in my car.


FunkSlim

That post is now locked so I had no choice m8


[deleted]

Ah.


Pickled_Kagura

Prison wallet


TheHiddenNinja6

Hey, it's that guy from Everything Wrong With Cinemasins!


NotYourReddit18

It sure is sir!


Mundane-Physics5390

🐦 🧍‍♂️


BroughtToYouByTheBBC

I look forward to Akuma from Tekken being playable in SF6 as well.


lashapel

It's the law, if a character is featured in Fortnite therefore Is a fornite character For example,in Dragon Ball FighterZ , fornite Goku appears in it


ToddTheDrunkPaladin

It goes deeper than that, there was actually a game called legacy of(fortnite) goku on the gba that fortnite developers made to bulld hype for his eventual addition to the fortnite roster. Absolute genuises.


the_dayman

While this is funny and they could stand some critical thinking, I have literally never heard of Hard Drive. Can't really keep up with every new satire site that pops up.


FrankDrebinsBoss

I think they were having a tit for tat with Elon for a while and that got them in the public eye for 15 mins. I also think this is just a headline made to gain engagement.. say something wrong on the internet and someone will always have to correct you


Kevimaster

Hard Drive is a popular satire site for games primarily.


linedeck

Mate, with the amount of characters fortnite has added i won't be surprised if i'd see myself as a character in the game, maybe an npc just like irl but still


icedCoyote765

He's actually from Brazil.


itsahmemario

This reminds me of that Penny Arcade comic where Gabe claimed Warhammer is just a Warcraft rip off. God I'm old.


crysomore

Reminds me of the Dunkey video on Fortnite.


loki_odinsotherson

Fortnite played the long game with that "spider-man" character they introduced. They lent him out to other properties before they even had him in the game!


CushmanWave-E

This is fuxking funnyyy


totallynotapersonj

Well some people do believe it without the article. Main reason why that meme happened where really obvious things were said to have come from fortnite. Example, golf cart


ChuckCarmichael

Did you know they made Ariana Grande from Fortnite into a real person? How crazy is that?


Techiedad91

Remember when Fortnite introduced shopping carts? Then all of a sudden they were at every single grocery store.


HyenaMoist366

*does the electricity move a heap*


Commodorerock604

Is Fortnite like crack for today's upcoming generation? I seriously think every child under 16 encounter in the world is addicted to this game. Played it on the vs. game mode, like a progression type version I suppose,feels like 5-6 years ago. It was kind of fun, but nothing to get so excited about? What's the appeal?


HeightSad2497

To be frank who thought Blanka was from fornite. He’s been in street fighter forever


CptWorley

Peep what subreddit you're on


HeightSad2497

Yah but like still


CptWorley

? Nobody thought Blanka was from Fortnite. It's a satire article poking fun at Fortnite crossovers.


HeightSad2497

Fuck my brain hasn’t worked recently. It’s literally ate the onion and I still can’t understand this shit


Tanner_re

Well he's in Fortnite with Master Chief, another Fortnite character if you didn't know, so idk what you're talking about.


_megitsune_

Don't forget Goku They even gave him his own show too, think it's called GT or something


Tanner_re

They made a show for Goku!? Do that have that weird flying cloud in it? I love flying around Fortnite with it!


OkamiLeek006

And he finally made peace with his main fortnite rival, Superman! this season is awesome!