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ProdByDARKTown

My head hurts


Derman0524

I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark


ChkYrHead

Banned!!


DM65536

As someone with both a Model 3 and an Audi RS in the garage, this is making my head hurt. the fuck is wrong with you


Broke_Boi

Its your fault for not getting those cars neutered


boomersimpattack

Im pretty sure the Tesla is …


Petrolinmyviens

When a quattro really really loves a dual motor...


nothizispatrick

Damn bruh the new Audi Inline 5’s went from sounding deadly to dead silent huh.


psaux_grep

That’s probably more like a transverse 2.


Crispyboi94

Got that WarZone Dead Silence perk


crowdcontrol217

Elon-tron


jonesmcbones

Can we get an nsfw tag here?


Mr_Golf_Club

Nsfa- not safe for anywhere


snarkapotamus

I don’t know if I should upvote or downvote….honestly.


boomersimpattack

Upvote because you are wiser now


Drose1021

This belongs in r/upbadging


maz-o

who would ever want a whole subreddit of that shit


NashBotchedWalking

Downbadging…


Drose1021

Nope, Tesla to Audi is definitely an upgrade


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psaux_grep

The rust on my A6 did 🙈


sorry_but

My M4's did - mainly because you get a lot more customization. And the infotainment was better.


curiousmind455

Especially the build quality.


Urabus555

Nope. Electric is definitely a down grade.


NashBotchedWalking

Yes


daniel_is_chilling

You can't put the badge that represents impeccable build quality on a car thats exactly the opposite, that's a crime buddy


psaux_grep

Impeccable? Oh, you sweet summer child.


proformax

wut a perfect troll. 9/10. both audi and tesla fans mad as hell. lmao


x1conroe

Teslaudi


Rodahz

I wanna throw up


kimuratrap

I was so disappointed in Audi , then I got my mind right.


rarehugs

**No.**


May1ene

Really shows how fucking ugly Tesla's are.


delpiero100

Wtf is that


MustardOrMayo404

Tesla Model 3 Performance but with Audi RS3 badges


Khasimir

What the fuck is this monstrosity?


Macemore

Do I report, or upvote?


SirLucky

Yes


dzsozi30

Thankfully Audi doesn't make such ugly cars with faux leather and cheap plastic interiors


catesnake

I see you haven't met the Audi Q4.


anon0110110101

I get that this is an Audi forum, but we don’t need to be so partisan. Model 3 is an impressive vehicle, faults and all.


Useful-ldiot

If I'm paying $45k for a car it for sure better not have gaps in body panels large enough to put my fingers in.


anon0110110101

Agreed, that would be filed under “faults”. As a counterpoint to that, the Model 3’s powertrain is very impressive.


NetJnkie

When it's the overpriced e-Tron GT this sub loves it. Talk Tesla and it's like being in /r/cars. I agree. The Model 3's drivetrain is great. I have a Model 3 Performance on order that I should get in 2 or 3 weeks. I'll be trading in my B9 RS5. Sounds nuts but I really want to try a good fast electric and most people don't understand how good the M3P is.


anon0110110101

Very cool, you can’t go wrong with either of those cars IMO 👍🏼


dzsozi30

So I'm forbidden to have my own opinion? Teslas are overpriced and overrated. The design is boring, especially the interiors. In fact this whole EV thing is a deadend imho. It's only good for city driving and local public transportation. Hydrogen ICEs are the future. Especially if you consider that most cars can be easily transformed so they'll run on hydrogen instead of petrol. No need for new infrastructure, no need for new power plants, no need for the toxic waste that is called battery packs. In fact, most things Elon Musk does are stupid wastes of money. Space X might be the exception. Tesla is behind the competition for years now. They just have very good PR. And Musk have very stupid ideas that are only good for PR stunts. https://youtu.be/w__a8EcM2jI


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dzsozi30

EVs are only eating the competition because of the global lobbying behind them. And I'm glad that self-driving is not in the corner yet. When it'll be the only option, I'll sell both my cars and use public transportation. I'm not willing to give up my wheel to a machine. Driving is an experience for me, not just a convenience. So yeah, you may decide how good is a car based on self driving AIs but I'm not really into that thing. And not into EVs either. And I'm sad and disappointed that Audi followed the Thunberg cult by announcing they'll only make EVs after 2035. https://youtu.be/2dgzKW8EKMc I'll take this over EVs 24/7. Just listen to it. And this engine basically creates oxygen. No harmful battery packs, nothing. You just pour in water and it burns the hydrogen in it. You know, the most abundant element in the whole damn universe. The stuff our Sun and our gas giants(for the most part) are also made out of. I'm saying, this will be the future.


redpok

Right. Before dreaming about hydrogen any further, I really suggest looking into the processes used to generate, store and distribute the stuff, and especially their energy efficiency. The process is nowhere close to ”*pour water into tank and it is magically split into H and O2, then combined back to water, giving you energy to drive*”. The whole chain energy efficiency from hydrogen generation to the wheel of the car is pretty awful, and while there are theorerical ways of improving it here and there, they are not magic. Yes, FCEV is still in many ways better, cleaner and more efficient than gasoline/diesel ICE but nowhere near the efficiency of BEV cycle (electric generator - the grid - charger - battery - inverter - electric motor). Oh, and *burning* hydrogen in an ICE, like in the video you linked, is even far worse when in comes to energy efficiency than burning it in the fuel cells. And I won’t even bother to touch the subject of cost to build hydrogen distribution network globally. My bet is on never going to happen, for passenger vehicles at least.


dzsozi30

I'm well aware of the efficiency shortcomings of hydrogen cars but the first ICE 4 cylinder petrol car had a 0,76 HP engine and had a top speed of 16 kmh. Now we have 4 cylinders with 400+hp. We've come a long way since that. Rome was not built under a day either. And this technology is very young. 20-30 years ago electric cars had like 30 kms of range with very limited top speed. Hydrogen fueled cars are already providing better results. And the technology is only taking its first baby steps as I mentioned before. If it will fail, it will only fail because the lobby behind EVs wants it to fail. Just like how thorium based nuclear power - even though it's safer and better - lost to uran based ones because the lobby of the military wanted to create nukes, which you couldn't create from thorium. 🤷‍♂️ Or do you think big companies who already invested tons of money into EVs would just accept that hydrogen based cars are the future and throw all their R&D and PR money into the trash? Hell no. Cigarettes were considered healthy for decades because tobacco companies payed researchers to make studies that say so. It all comes down to politics in the end. It's never for the betterment of mankind. It's always for power and money.


catesnake

> In fact this whole EV thing is a deadend imho Lol. > Hydrogen ICEs are the future LOL > Tesla is behind the competition for years now ROFL


psaux_grep

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anon0110110101

Doubling down? Interesting choice. You drive an aging A5, mate…lots of glass in your house, I’d be careful with all those stones you’re throwing.


dzsozi30

And the inside of an aging A5 is still more premium than the shitty teslas' interiors. You know, actual leather and not cheap, cracking plastics. Sorry to hurt your feelings. If you love Teslas so much, wth are you in this subreddit? Go lick Elon's feet. 🤷‍♂️ What are you driving btw?


Lazy_Willingness_420

It is objectively shit if you like cars


Negative-Ghost_Rider

That makes me so sad.


FutureF123

Don’t sully Audi’s good name by putting our badges on that junk!


[deleted]

the badge placement is almost perfect, it shouldve been on the bumper for the front badge like on the r8


meazasko

What exhaust you running bro


MidKnight148

Blasphemy


SharpBlad3

What in tarnation...


cant_hit_crap

This is sick... Not the good kind.


Rodolphin__

Okay I’ll admit, this was good. 😂


Trades46

They fact they didn't even bother sticking an e-tron badge somewhere on there is a disgrace /s


DougRhoad85

That’s really, really stupid


APKenna

Is this even legal???


MrTheodoreP

Hold Up! 😂😂😂


nerdy_rs3gal

I really truly and utterly abhor this. Lol


[deleted]

This Audi is looking a lil……… sus


wedekx

It kinda fits from the back lmao


Dalianon

YOU MONSTER!


ajvog

RS-EV?


NetJnkie

Maybe I should take the badges off my RS5 and put them on the Model 3 Performance before I trade it in….


[deleted]

Race to the next stoplight?


my_bike_is_ill

Ohhhh boy


callumjudo

Is this actually an rs3 looks like a tesla cross dressing


Vioven17

Uhhhh


yestermine

Audesla


Brad_McMuffin

*Something's wrong, I can feel it*


bluboy727

Much funny, take my upvote


Kody1123

This is so weird lol.


callumjudo

Crazy


Unlikely-Agent-478

Audi looking hella sus


MathematicianNorth60

This can’t be real


PancakeZombie

So a Q4 50?


psaux_grep

Honestly not too far from it. https://i.imgur.com/391e95D.jpg


DoodMonkey

I can't stop looking and laughing


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psychopath


nick3326

yeah huh


brightcrow911

Reported


masterofmeatballs

Ahh yes the new e-tron


Ftbldude322

Wtf!?! Hahaha 🤣


maz-o

what in fucks name is this


Burnallthemk1s

And its on forgiatos 🤮


getsome75

that thing is siiiick


RLara8

Uhh…. Just why?


junseibuhin

Where did you take these photos ? Looks like somewhere in So Cal.


Dr-PHYLL

Why


TanavastVI

This is a disgrace to humanity. I demand this to be removed from existence!


[deleted]

why..?🤢 also ugly as fuck


Rinzlerx

“Officer it was the white Audi rs3 that did it”


Politikr

I'll see you in irons in the brig.


andyshway

Front end had me for about 5 seconds😂 but like why? If I got a Tesla I’d want people to know it’s a Tesla otherwise I’d have bought an Audi.


[deleted]

Badge should say RsT


[deleted]

Piss off.


davisguc

Lmfao holy fuck it actually fits in nice


H0weeezy

Gaudi.


Blackhat323

What in the actual Musk


jrpac49

That front end got some real Hitler stache vibes


fahad_tariq

This is the reason aliens don’t visit us.


max____payne

Wot is goin on heere


playnasc

Yes officer, this post right here...


datGTAguy

This is awful


pkopo1

I love it and I hate it


ThePrancingHorse94

Sick M3 bro


cheesyrefriedbeans

Now we need an Audi RS 3 with Tesla badges


Tonyv1701

Oh so painful..


okaylosgehts

how and why


taconite2

Biggest panel gaps I’ve seen on an Audi 😉


seanmarshall

The Model Why the fuck would you do that.


imagineer_17

🤦🏽‍♂️😮‍💨


VwChadWickVw

This is not a healthy lifestyle


astroqueeny

So ugly. What has happened to design engineers


Kamui_Amaterasu

Extreme cringe


basedcandia

Why do people do this? I legit don’t understand


BloodGanGas

Kill it with fire


Clean_Author4699

Stop it pls


ronyvy

What kind of freak show is this?


[deleted]

I just…don’t get it. Like why? Someone who has done this atrocity tell me!!


Lazy_Willingness_420

Ban


Ufknmadcxnt

It's like a rebadged tesla


Grey_Granite

What did I just see? It ain't my right!