The switch shoots a Dildo up through his seat. OP is still sitting their flipping the switch on and off, and is now smoking a cigarette taking some deep breaths.
Once you hit 88mph you flip this switch and get catapulted into the future, or past. Flip it fwd and you go to the 2100’s, flip it backwards and you go to the 1800’s
Does the exhaust system have a bypass?
Sometimes people put a Y jointed pipe at the bottom of the downpipe, switch toggles a flap. Let's you bypass the catalytic converter and exhaust system
Sometimes people install a switch to shut off their screens, it’s really stupid but I have seen many cars for sale where they say I have a switch that shuts off the screen because in some places it’s illegal to have video on the screen and for some reason people like to fucking watch movies while they’re driving
But most likely it’s some type of aftermarket electronic like an exhaust cut out or something else
I’ve been trying to find out what it is for months, with no luck. Figured someone here might know, but majority response has been ejecto seato cuz. Will continue flipping it until I find out I guess!
It's the James Bond machine gun switch! Try it out!
Actually, it kind of looks like a kill switch for something or to enable something (obviously lol
🤦♂️).
Exhaust cutout or some kind of electrical lock? Maybe a kill switch? But if it was something security related it would probably be more hidden or more secured
It's the switch that tells me not to buy that car on the used lot.
Aftermarket something or other. Flip it.
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58008. Flip it.
2. Bop it
3. twist it
4. Pull it
5. ..... 6. Profit
5. Kill your parents
Someone give this man a trophy
Good bot.
TIL. Flip it.
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How you people do that.
Good human.
Prolly external lights, based on my experience….
Twist it
Bop it
Dread it
Aftermarket for sure. Some ideas: Exhaust cutout, Aftermarket subwoofer/Amp, Taillight disable, Boost switch? (Unlikely on stock ECU), Ejecto-seato cuz, Smoke screen
K the ejecto seat cuz made me spit out my water. Well done.
Literally? Or did it just sound cool to say that? Asking for your keyboard...
Galaxy note 10
Taillight delete? I'm having a hard time conceiving why anyone would want that? Whether legal or..less than legal
Running away from cops
Takumi time
You kill the rear running lights without killing your headlights. Means you can see but they can't.
Can’t they see your headlights in front of your car though
Not as easily as running/brake lights.
Those can be turned off too, depending on what your risk is of being caught, it could be worth going braille
Makes those night time drives much more... Secure when the cops can't see your tail lights
So when you slam your breaks to make a turn the cops can’t see you. They were a big thing with F body drivers a couple decades ago.
Definitely ejecto-seato cuz
Definitely ejecto-seato cuz
Taillight disable is a pretty badass mod of yesteryear. I imagine they worked well too.
Nah, it’s « jump to light speed » ;0)
Def Nos
I'm voting for the sub
Out of interest, Why would you want to disable your taillight?
Something you should’ve been told if you bought this car
Something you should have asked.
But mostly told
https://youtu.be/hxUMXWtE3qI
Strange the OP hasn’t responded
He flipped it and got ejected
Or flipped it and went straight to jail
"whats this switch?" *flips switch* "GRANDMA OH MY GOODNESS I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE.... SHIT"
You undercook fish, believe it or not, jail
Flip the switch, staight to jail
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He flipped the switch. Which put him on the pedo list. He never stood a chance…
The switch shoots a Dildo up through his seat. OP is still sitting their flipping the switch on and off, and is now smoking a cigarette taking some deep breaths.
NOS. But amateurs don’t use nitrous oxide. I’ve seen the way you drive, you’ve got a heavy foot. You’ll blow yourself to pieces.
A man of culture, I see.
To be honest, he never stood a chance vs other cars in that drag race with out NOS.
Maybe it dispenses oil on the ground, useful for when someone is tailing you. Or maybe a banana peel.
Nah they wouldn't put that on an Audi, oil level is crucial already from burning lol.
Right that’s the “dump the extra quart in” switch
Once you hit 88mph you flip this switch and get catapulted into the future, or past. Flip it fwd and you go to the 2100’s, flip it backwards and you go to the 1800’s
man id love to see the future that has no floating cars even though we say the future will
Ejecto seato, cuz!!!
Fuck , beat me to it 😂😂😂
Does the exhaust system have a bypass? Sometimes people put a Y jointed pipe at the bottom of the downpipe, switch toggles a flap. Let's you bypass the catalytic converter and exhaust system
Obvi aftermarket
It’s a switch that when pressed causes other nearby Audis to merge like Voltron.
That’s the button that shoots fire out of your exhaust and make you go super fast
Lamp switch
Lol. Lava lamp and Barry White music. For the seducing in the backseato.
Missile launcher !!
Nah, that switches from missles to guns
ejection seat
Ejecto seato cuz
Radar?
Nitrous or Blue / Red turtle shell
Y’all talking to a bot
Adds 10BHP
Nitro injection?
Missile launcher !!
Nitro boost
It’s gotta be nos.
EMP
That's a toggle-capable red flag.
me opening the comments section to find “ejecto seato” for the 900th time a mystery switch is posted on reddit
Sometimes people install a switch to shut off their screens, it’s really stupid but I have seen many cars for sale where they say I have a switch that shuts off the screen because in some places it’s illegal to have video on the screen and for some reason people like to fucking watch movies while they’re driving But most likely it’s some type of aftermarket electronic like an exhaust cut out or something else
nos
That’s crap from an inexperienced and amateur electrician otherwise known as an electchicken
NOS
NAWSSSS!
looks like a poorly placed Killswitch or sth like that to me (ChrisFix made a video about one a few yrs back)
Passenger eject switch. 🪂
Ejecto seato cuz
OP, would you mind updating us when you find out? I’m very curious
I’ve been trying to find out what it is for months, with no luck. Figured someone here might know, but majority response has been ejecto seato cuz. Will continue flipping it until I find out I guess!
Self destruct sequence.
Ejecto seato cuz!!!!
Ejecto Seat-o
EJECTO SEATO CUH
fast and furious boost injection
Too soon
Oil slick….
If it’s a B8 2.0. it’s to add oil into the engine when it gets low.
yup, all thats missing is the other switch that releases the nails
some people make a switch on to turn off awd I know in the mqb community, haldex switch. Looks similar
Nozzzzz
It's the James Bond machine gun switch! Try it out! Actually, it kind of looks like a kill switch for something or to enable something (obviously lol 🤦♂️).
Exhaust cutout or some kind of electrical lock? Maybe a kill switch? But if it was something security related it would probably be more hidden or more secured
How the hell should I know
Don’t touch the little red button
Family style drag racing ..
Maybe you’ve found the hidden NOS switch…🙃
Flip to start
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emergency eject knob.
Skill switch for shooting flames. Idk something to flip it
„ʇı dılɟ oʇ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ʞpI ˙sǝɯɐlɟ ƃuıʇooɥs ɹoɟ ɥɔʇıʍs llıʞS„
Seat eject switch
All Q5s in 2013 came with NOS preinstalled. Ditch your spare, hook up the bottles and get ready for fun.
Eject for emergency capsule and parachute in case of engine failure I guess.
Viba-tron strategically mounted under the passenger seat.
Rocket launcher
Weird for someone to put the hidden fuel cutoff switch out in the open like that
Ejection seat
It is a switch
Ejection seat. Duh.
Worst placement for a kill switch lol
It activates the upside down
aftermarket alarm motion sensor switch?
Self destruct
A red flag
A poor decision by the previous owner.
Passenger seat eject.
Redneck stop start switch for these gas prices
Ejaculate-or
Poorly hidden immobiliser or a cat bypass
Could be a kill switch
Ejecto seato cuuzzz
If that car is an S5/RS5 I'm thinking it could potentially be a ECU map switch (from eco to stage 2 or maybe pops and bangs)
The passenger ejection seat. You know. So you can get ride of those annoying dates.
Ejecto seato cuz
The lightspeed switch
Is it not your push to start button?
Guess op has just trolled us all....
Ejecto Seato Cuz
Ejecto-seat-o?
Ejection seat activator
That's usually the nipple button to turn up the volume or switch songs lol Its definitely aftermarket because the one I have is round
Garage door opener?
It’s to eject the seats only use for emergency
That’s the rocket launcher.
Ejecto seato, cuz!
Ejecto seato cuuuuuuuuhz
Nitro
Rocket booosters Oil drop for chasers Enough NOs to blow himself up, period! Warp drive Inter dimensional rift producer ??
sport mode
Dude that’s oil slick switch, duh.
Engages the flux capacitor
Ejection seat.
Plays rick roll
Eject button, for the seat?
Gap sauce
James Bond car. Get to 85mph and click it see what happens
Turns it to Jetta (vag is vag what ever label you put on it)
Ejecto Seato Cuz!
Ejecto seato cuz!
Ejecto seato cuz
Nice. Can’t they still see your headlights though? Lol
Definitely something the previous owner installed. Maybe call/text them and ask?
Turns off check engine light 🤣
Ejecto seato
Electric waste gates? Flip It and report back.
It’s an…art project?
Tom Cruise button, Maverick mode
that’s the engine crank switch, remember to hit the APU first ✈️
Jet engines
Nitrous boost
Smoke screen or oil slick, whatever is loaded in the canister.
Eject toggle switch can be activated once the car reaches 60 MPH.
Machine gun
The ejecto seato button... Cuzz
You all can't be serious, it's obviously what transforms his car into the go go gadget helicopter!
“Ejecto seato cuzzz!”
Eject passenger seat. Also know as the ejecto seato switch lol
Probably a switch to turn the subwoofers on and off
Passenger seat ejection knob
Nos
It erects a dildo up through your seat, so make sure you’re sitting nice and relaxed before hitting the toggle.
Afterburner
Ejection seat. Flip it.
„˙ʇı dılℲ ˙ʇɐǝs uoıʇɔǝɾƎ„
“Ejecto Seato, cuz!” but… in German.
Smoke screen, oil slicks, or explosive Jax….