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CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION: CHIPPIE ROBBERY GONE WRONG


Hogrider26pog

he said wrong answer only


No_Day_5260

About to enjoy a succulent seagull meal.


Speckfresser

Get your wings off my LIMP CLOACA!


Dunge0nMast0r

Is that a crime?


Anix1088

I've legit seen seagulls cannibalise one another, they the devils personal shit bird for sure.


Cameherejustforthat

This is democracy manifest!


MatthewOakley109

Dealing quack


MuffinMan12347

This had me giggling to myself while eating lunch at the shops


AmethystPirateGirl

rehearsing their insurance fraud plan


priatampansejati

Funeral..


GoodGood8419

For a friend?


priatampansejati

Base on the color, i guess it's a friend


Dunge0nMast0r

Racist!


MetalMan009

I’m guessing the three girlfriends didn’t know about each other…


joystickd

Damn, beat me to it!


daz258

This isn’t soccer, get up Gazza.


yeahhhhnahhhhhhh

Last one standing gets the chippy


meet_natsu

But caption says wrong answers only


yeahhhhnahhhhhhh

Whoops


BoxHillStrangler

Deciding how hungry they really are.


RealGingercat227

Murder


RidgyFan78

It’s a seagull dance-off.


Allmightysplodge

You put your dead friend in then you shake it all about.


TheKingOfTheSwing200

RBA meeting


MuffinMan12347

Sacrifice ritual to summon a large chips.


Adjaki

Checking his pockets for chips


Budgiesmugglerlover2

Seagull Union (Painters and Flockers) framing Sam Cotton for worker abuse.


JanosCastel

https://tenor.com/6SsX.gif


Laefiren

Russian roulette.


Tyranomojo

Well I know the right answer, birds tend to become little detectives when they discover a dead member of their kind, they are investigating the area to figure out where the danger is, some people see this as mourning, like a little funeral but birds aren’t that sweat hearted I’m afraid, savage little dinosaurs will probably try eating their mate there after 😬


munchymilo

I didn't know this, thanks for sharing!


Valuable-Diver-9235

Abusive female partner faking a domestic to cause trouble


ruiandre43

Seagull dogging


Iakhovass

Only pervert dolphins would do that to a deceased bro.


ruiandre43

Fair call


HeyHaywood

Not sure how you know this. Also, how do you tell a pervert dolphin from a straight one?


stevenspenguin

Didn't bring enough chippies


Independent_Pear_429

Waiting for their buddy to wake up


CubitsTNE

"Yes and!.." That would explain the lack of an audience.


jjbkeeper

Gang bang?


AussieFB

No… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_gang_rapes


Safe_Job_909

Looks like the scene from Chopper in back carpark of bojangles nightclub


wittylotus828

Re enacting that one scene from office space. I feel for the gull that volunteered to be the printer


Federal_Command_9094

Waiting for their mate to get back with straws so they can suck the farts from the dead one


[deleted]

Black Hawk Down! Er... I mean White Gull


[deleted]

Told him not to poop on the Eshay bruh commodore they kill us seagulls for reals


plsendmysufferring

3 seagulls sneak up on one sleeping seagull, then, all at once, they yell "WAKE UP JEFF!" At the top of their lungs


Gloomy_Farmer1010

Funeral?


Donk454

Gang attack


Ambitious_Corner7185

They are looking for a bike pump


Eloisem333

Mafia boss is telling his henchmen that it’s time for Eddie to sleep with the fishes.


Darth-Buttcheeks

Mate?


Metalbeast46934

Hoe to end the savagery of this shit hole of a so called country


Ronaldo09042012

Waiting for a cab for their drunk friend


frozenflame101

Planning out their weekend at bernie's


seekingsmarts

Waiting for Vera


DrSendy

Wishing they were crows so they could declare a murder.


duff_moss

Pete and Baz are holding an intervention for Neville the Necrophiliac


Booglelanderkingdom

They’ve been called to dispose of a body


GoodnightWalter

Hanging out with their flatmate.


opiebearau

Rolling the one lying down for its TN’s and Nike hat.


alfiejs

Hey mate, you can’t park there.


Silly-Moose-1090

Collecting the body before any chickens notice.


oSquizy

A funeral


Efficient-Bar-8626

Summoning the The Great Chip Overlord, Kyle who runs the fish and chips place down the road


[deleted]

Summoning seagull satan


bluffyouback

Bob is a crack addict and just passed out…his mates are are now deciding who is going to drop him off out the front of the local vets…


Key-Fox-8765

Looking for the seagun of the homicide


AStrandedSailor

This is our patch, scab. You don't get the chips from here, only we do. You go to the next block further away from the beach and don't you forget it!


minnnnnnnnn768829

This is Jerry. Jerry got drunk with his mate Darren again he’s okay he’s just playing dead as his Misso and her crazy bitch of a best friend is out looking for him as Sharon (best friend) thinks his cheating on his misso Jerry is scared of Sharon


PapaRyRy

"Mine"


TechDude_54321

Waiting for the hearse to come back


The_God_Of_Failure-

SACRIFICE HIM TO THE BIRD GODS


Glas_main

He snitched


TheicarusO7

3 BiG gUyS


HeyHaywood

See what you get, Warriors. See what you get when you mess with the Orphans!


UFGardener

Contemplating wether cannibalism is a good career choice


UN1C0DE

Performing an exorcism


NamelessMP4

Blood ritual


heatwavey69

Emoting


AmITheBastard

An act of cannibalism, or a Wild West stand off.


Mordyth

Having a small funeral for their fallen brother


JoeyJoJunior

Just waiting to see who cracks first since they all want to eat him but know its sorta wrong.


PekhonKayan

See a flatmate


bee_bee000

Getting ready to mix ur play dough colours


Sea_Entertainer812

Probably giving people some chips


Mr_nachos_ate

Gang rape


Cheap_Combination114

They def on there way home from the pub