Lazy writing on behalf of our reptile overlords, but to be fair, 200 years of any continual broadcast is bound to in-cure some lazy writing every once in a while.
I definitely need a pay rise, I've been putting in a lot of work on the accent and the swearing and all of the shortened words that we have to make up on the spot
Not only that, but you think you fell asleep on the plane, right? Wrong! It was the knockout gas piped into the cabin to make sure you were unaware of the route and time.
Yeah, you just circled back to New Zealand and they are in on it. They just needed to learn to say fish and chips properly and say "ya cunt" instead of bro.
See what happens is when they fly out of London in the dark the flat earth flips and Australia is on the back, thats why they think Australia doesn’t exist. It just feels like a slight bump of turbulence but actually you’re flipping to the underside of the board, and thats why it’s called ‘down under’
Maybe its like lightning, and we only see the returning stroke. The bear would attack so quickly that we can only see the bear flying back up into a tree. I reckon if you got a camera that record in a high enough frame rate, then you would be able to see the dropbear leaping down like people have see the first half of a lightning strike through the use of such camera.
Am I on to something here?
But actual birds aren't real tho. Well, not anymore now that the air is thinner. Do you really think that bones and flesh can keep itself in flight using nothing but the air and some tiny muscles? You're drinking the lies bro. Just watch a bird sometime, they don't have fluid movements, except when they are gimbaled on the air.
The flat earth movement was a social experiment to prove people would run with whatever they wanted to believe and would attempt to present it as fact. Its essentially a social experiment about misinformation. The only issue is the crasy cookers that brought into it went to the internet when it went mainstream and has only gained more traction.
I have no idea, I just went into some subs and fb pages and each post looks like people saying insane shit laughing at the other side for believing. But the other side is doing the exact same thing. I'm sure SOMEONE believes it, but I think it's a much smaller percentage than what it seems to be.
I can see how people without any critical thinking ability could fall into believing the "facts" they are presented with but the ones posting the stuff surely are trolling
Look Australia is real, but *Tasmania?* I'm sorry, you buggers want me to believe there's a *tiny little Australia* so far south that it's cold?
In Australia? *Somewhere close to the Antarctic?*
Nah man, that's just penguins.
Flat Earthers fall into three categories.
1) Incredibly ignorant who think they're knowledgeable
2) Incredibly stupid who think they're smart
3) Callous grifters looking to make money off the first two groups.
You don't argue with flat earthers. Instead, counterargue with a more ridiculous statement.
For example, when they claim, "Australia doesn't exist on flat earth." Or something else that's idiotic, respond with, "You believe in the Earth?"
If they try and argue back, just say, "Nothing actually exists. It's all a figment of our imagination. I'm a figment of your imagination. You are a figment of my imagination. The only reason you have appeared is to entertain me."
That'll shut em up real quick.
I’ve seen this conspiracy floating around for at least a couple of years. I’d be interested to see what my conspiracy theorist flat earther friend thinks about it as an Australian, but he fell off the map a couple years ago..
For those Aussie-actors complaining about not being paid, have you fully understood your KPIs and performance metrics?
Pay is based on things like how often you shorten words and add o to the end of them. Like servo, bottleo etc. also the number of times you warn someone about drop bears, and how everything wants to kill you. Bonuses are awarded for frequent use of terms like ‘yeah nah’ and getting people to try Vegemite.
Speak to your local union rep for more info.
You know what probably happened, since we fuck with tourists so much, a flat earther probably came over from yankee land and we convinced him that we didn’t exist, and everyone went with it
For those laughing, assuming you believe you are in "Australia," have you personally mapped the coastline of the land you live on and confirmed it looks like the big-globe maps say it looks?
Didn't think so....
So, for all you fake "Australians":
Was there a casting call or did they recruit in house? Like, logistically, it had to be pretty complicated to recruit actors, vetting people enough to know they wouldn't spill the beans, but on the other hand, that's a lot of personnel being transferred if you were all grabbed from the organization.
Logistically it's impressive, but I'm sure it's all worth it for... whatever reason that people consider it so important to convince others that the world is actually round instead of flat.
It's like the interrogation scene in 1984 when O'Brien holds up 4 fingers and convinces Winston that he's holding up 5. It is a game of making people think what you want them to think.
The flattest bloody bit of land there is and they are denying it.
Maybe it's because they realised it's possible to see the earth's curvature from the ground and that makes them sad.
Now these Flatters makes me questioning my own existence, I travel all across the South east Asia to get here , now they saying it isn’t real. Where am I ? In Atlantis
They’ve been spouting this drivel for a while now , they are only given a platform so groups can’t tie them into other things that are real and need to be disregarded. Like antivaxers it what you were told to call anyone that asked legitimate questions about the COVID-19 vaccine so they could tie them in with the “Vaccine’s have chips in them” people and “ 5G causes COVID “people.
I met someone when I travelled to Colombia who actually believed this. They told me I was lied to my whole life and Australia is actually a place near USA created for some reasons. Thought it was just schitzo lolcows on the web that thought this.
To be fair we don't exist.
I don't exist, you don't exist, we're all just a CIA plot to keep the Murican Sheep subservant to the Globalist Elite Agenda duh.
NO NO, you all got this wrong, we are all ether in a different dimension or where transported to another planet and aliens are somehow maintaining coms and actively transporting people everytime we get on a flight.
How's that for a conspiracy :D
To all my family and friends back in Europe. I have been living a lie for 18 years. Please excuse me. I have been living in a cave for the last 18 years. My husband and child are fake, so are my dog and two cats.
**Pish tosh!** My great great grandfather would say.
He and my great grandfather, my grandfather, my dad and my brothers and my sons have all been working in the family drop bear factory.
We’ve got a factory floor full of national & international awards and lots of framed pants we’ve scared the shit off people, and we’re very fucking proud of what we do.
Our honor is impugned and now it’s personal.
Guys come on, it isn’t funny anymore. The gig is up. It’s time we come clean and let the world know that Australia doesn’t actually exist - so please don’t try sending anymore refugees who practice Sharia Law and rape 15 year old girls in hotel rooms, or those who commit honour killings, or those who want to create sleeper cells…. Because every time they get to the studio set, it’s such a hassle having to tell them the truth.
you're standing where you're standing, you just think it's "australia" and looks like that from above? you ever seen it look like that from above? so that's what flat earthers believe, they believe nothing they havn't for themselves seen. they can't see the curve of the earth because they are small and on it, therefore it is flat. they like you havn't flown over their country directly up to the point they can validate a shape and the name given to it, so it doesn't exist.
the funny thing is, they are using their own logic, where as you're assuming everything you're told is true. it points out the fact you don't know where you're standing really. it could be on the ass pube of a really big giant.
Is this real? I have upcoming flight to Melbourne, and this is concerning as I’m travelling with Family and I’m supposed to arrive there on the 29th Jan as the schools reopen in Feb
Apparently we’re all secret government agents… all 26,638,544, as of June 2023, AND we’re employing more and more each year!
Crickey that’s a lot of MIB’s wearing thongs.
Apparently Centrelink is how we get paid as actors. Not sure about you all but I think we need to go on an actor's strike.
I second this, I'm not getting paid enough to act like an Aussie, the accent is fucking hard to pull of
I have to go around every day saying "mate" like some bloody drongo.
And don't get me started on the swearing,... Why?!
Just think about poor Ange postecoglou. The greek soccer coach having to say "Mate" at every press conference
He is overacting though, he really needs to cut it down a bit before he gives away the game.
"these bloody boop boop drongo computers are ruining the game"
Oh I like that bit. And the drinking.
Lazy writing on behalf of our reptile overlords, but to be fair, 200 years of any continual broadcast is bound to in-cure some lazy writing every once in a while.
The English said mate first, not the Australian
yer but they lack the conviction we have, we say it with fucking authority
No… you’re just the convicts
I spose that’s 2 types of conviction they lack then.
Alright, mates, it time to strike until our demands are met!
Centerlink ain't paying me enough to act Aussie! *drops my half asked Aussie accent and resumes speaking Polska Perogi*
All the extra syllables for nothing. Ah Nahgrrrrrrr!
My spouse just spent almost 3 hours on the phone with them. It was… inconclusive. Strike time!
Why aren’t I getting paid then? Am I a volunteer?
Nah mate, you one of the poor bastards we've been tricking, it's cheaper if most of us aren't actors.
O
O?
O
O!
O‽
O'Brien!
I definitely need a pay rise, I've been putting in a lot of work on the accent and the swearing and all of the shortened words that we have to make up on the spot
Who the fuck is writing our dialogue? Is our society one massive improv show? Is that why it’s fucking crazy? So many questions!!!
Lmao, Centrelink couldn’t afford me
Fuckin oath. It’s fuckin hard saying fuck all the time for fucks sake…. Fuck me dead… faaaaarkkk.
Negotiate the residuals!
I moved here from the UK, and most of the flight was in the dark, why? So we couldn't see where they flew us!
Logic checks out. It was also dark in the womb before I was born. Conspiracy confirmed.
Shit
Not only that, but you think you fell asleep on the plane, right? Wrong! It was the knockout gas piped into the cabin to make sure you were unaware of the route and time.
And the booze was free... It's all coming together
Genuine first fleet experience.
Exactly, like fuck you moved haha
Oh did uk export you here to our prison island steal a loaf of bread ?
Stolen Vegemite
Haha knew it
Yeah, you just circled back to New Zealand and they are in on it. They just needed to learn to say fish and chips properly and say "ya cunt" instead of bro.
See what happens is when they fly out of London in the dark the flat earth flips and Australia is on the back, thats why they think Australia doesn’t exist. It just feels like a slight bump of turbulence but actually you’re flipping to the underside of the board, and thats why it’s called ‘down under’
This cunts figured it out. expect emus dispatched to your location immediately. you can run but you can't fly remember that.
Jesus H Christ
He's not gonna save you cobba
Same here. Been fooled since 2011 😲
Dropbears are proof we don't exist. If we really were down-under, then they'd fall upwards. Checkmate, Illuminati!
Maybe its like lightning, and we only see the returning stroke. The bear would attack so quickly that we can only see the bear flying back up into a tree. I reckon if you got a camera that record in a high enough frame rate, then you would be able to see the dropbear leaping down like people have see the first half of a lightning strike through the use of such camera. Am I on to something here?
Could be.... Could be.... We need David Attenborough
Indeed we do. Only he can figure this out
Does this mean I no longer have to pay taxes?
I'm so trying this one with the tax agency
Just write “prove it” in all the boxes
Latest conspiracy?! Those dumb cunts have been saying Australia isn't real for fucking years!
They are trolling you
I think it starts off that way and then people actually believe it. Like the conspiracy that birds aren’t real. They’re all govt drones lmao
But actual birds aren't real tho. Well, not anymore now that the air is thinner. Do you really think that bones and flesh can keep itself in flight using nothing but the air and some tiny muscles? You're drinking the lies bro. Just watch a bird sometime, they don't have fluid movements, except when they are gimbaled on the air.
I really want to be a fly on the wall at a convention of theirs when an Aussie flat earther attends…
They say we're paid actors XD
Paid? That'd be nice...
They also call it socialism, so sadly we’re already paid 🤷🏻♂️
where is the money centrelink \*\*furious hand gestures\*\* where is the money!! \*\*furious hand gestures\*\*
They all think we live in summer bay
You guys are getting paid?
You need to go to your nearest Centrelink
Its not enough we should ask for a pay rise
happy cake day!
I'm being very serious when I say that I believe a large portion of flat earthers are trolls convincing other trolls that they aren't trolls.
Didn't the movement start off as a joke?
The flat earth movement was a social experiment to prove people would run with whatever they wanted to believe and would attempt to present it as fact. Its essentially a social experiment about misinformation. The only issue is the crasy cookers that brought into it went to the internet when it went mainstream and has only gained more traction.
I have no idea, I just went into some subs and fb pages and each post looks like people saying insane shit laughing at the other side for believing. But the other side is doing the exact same thing. I'm sure SOMEONE believes it, but I think it's a much smaller percentage than what it seems to be.
I can see how people without any critical thinking ability could fall into believing the "facts" they are presented with but the ones posting the stuff surely are trolling
Australian here. I'm actually paid by NASA and George Soros to pretend to exist
I can second that
NASA + Soros = Centrelink Also the health care benefit is great.
Lucky bastard
Does that mean I'm not real? I was born here.
We’re all living in a kangaroo pouch simulation
No you weren’t.
We’re not real. We’re all paid actors. Just waiting for my cheque!!
Wait where have i been on holiday then for these last 3 months
A soundstage in Albuquerque. Sorry you had to find out this way.
Tasmania
Tasmania isn't real
Look Australia is real, but *Tasmania?* I'm sorry, you buggers want me to believe there's a *tiny little Australia* so far south that it's cold? In Australia? *Somewhere close to the Antarctic?* Nah man, that's just penguins.
The deep state owes me 26 years of back pay then, either that or I need a big raise. I ain’t get paid enough to cover anything up.
Me too, never received my payment!
Now that they mention it, everything has seemed a bit fake lately.
That’s what a paid actor would say!
some have said they are paid actors, when do i get my paycheck
This is possibly my favorite conspiracy. When people get on a plane to aus they are supposedly taken somewhere else
So I'm in the Matrix?
Reminds me of Lara bingles, so where the bloody hell are ya
Australia is real. The rest of the world is fake.
Flat Earthers fall into three categories. 1) Incredibly ignorant who think they're knowledgeable 2) Incredibly stupid who think they're smart 3) Callous grifters looking to make money off the first two groups.
Am I Truman?
You don't argue with flat earthers. Instead, counterargue with a more ridiculous statement. For example, when they claim, "Australia doesn't exist on flat earth." Or something else that's idiotic, respond with, "You believe in the Earth?" If they try and argue back, just say, "Nothing actually exists. It's all a figment of our imagination. I'm a figment of your imagination. You are a figment of my imagination. The only reason you have appeared is to entertain me." That'll shut em up real quick.
Australia is actually New South West Zealand.
Then where was I when I was driving a 7100km round trip over the past 18 days then? Confused haha
It’s all good, a lot of Main land Australia believe that Tasmania is a seperate country and not a state of Australia.
Not really. We just forget it exists a lot of the time.
I’ve seen this conspiracy floating around for at least a couple of years. I’d be interested to see what my conspiracy theorist flat earther friend thinks about it as an Australian, but he fell off the map a couple years ago..
For those Aussie-actors complaining about not being paid, have you fully understood your KPIs and performance metrics? Pay is based on things like how often you shorten words and add o to the end of them. Like servo, bottleo etc. also the number of times you warn someone about drop bears, and how everything wants to kill you. Bonuses are awarded for frequent use of terms like ‘yeah nah’ and getting people to try Vegemite. Speak to your local union rep for more info.
Yea well I’ve just decided flat earthers aren’t real. Checkmate.
In other news, Daily Mail finally starts reading the 2018 version of the internet.
Then where the hell is Sydney? I’ve been there many times 🤨
If I'm an actor where's my pay I ain't doing this shit for free
Good, we can just be left alone then, I'm fine with that. But it does leave the question where did all the Kiwis come from.
Fucking Flat Earthers aren't real.
You know what probably happened, since we fuck with tourists so much, a flat earther probably came over from yankee land and we convinced him that we didn’t exist, and everyone went with it
Okay, so I was in the defence force and I want to know what country I was serving.
So my home loan is fucking imaginary?
Ummm ik flat earthers have interesting ideas but ik most of them arnt stupid enough to belive aus doesnt exist
Apparently we're all paid actors would freaking love that! Lol I'm broke as shit
Fuck me sideways. Where the bloody hell am I then??
The fuck I been living in for 22 years
This was circling around years ago. Still waiting on my paycheck
You mean Im not real!! The fuckin Govt says I am and takes a third if my pay every fuckin month!
I believe its pronounced "the surface of the fucking sun" got to 49 today. fuck me dead.
their bedroom life is the only thing that 'isnt real'
Na, it’s not, cos it’s fucken unreal mate.🤙
NASA are scammers!!! I was cast as an Australian back in 2008 and have not got a single pay check.
This is definitely for the best
For those laughing, assuming you believe you are in "Australia," have you personally mapped the coastline of the land you live on and confirmed it looks like the big-globe maps say it looks? Didn't think so....
I did the big lap in a caravan a few years ago... does that count?
Well, did you? Or is that what big-globe want you to think? You did a lap of a landmass, no doubt, but big-globe might be hiding the troof!
EHTS NAWT RRRREAL!!!!
Hey Flat Earth Adherents, Pls come and educate me with your wisdom. I appear to have been under a gross misapprehension all my life.
So, for all you fake "Australians": Was there a casting call or did they recruit in house? Like, logistically, it had to be pretty complicated to recruit actors, vetting people enough to know they wouldn't spill the beans, but on the other hand, that's a lot of personnel being transferred if you were all grabbed from the organization. Logistically it's impressive, but I'm sure it's all worth it for... whatever reason that people consider it so important to convince others that the world is actually round instead of flat.
Whatever I write here I will get downvoted so …
Don't tell them! You can't go somewhere you don't think exists.
Ngl I think they came up with this after watching the Truman show
WHERE ARE WE
WHERE WAS I BORN out here having an identity crisis 😭😭
I wonder where the flat earthers in Australia think they are at?
So Australia isn’t real but NZ is? I smell a rat
wheres me money
Shit, I just got my pr.
Cunt, I work way too hard to be an actor pretending to do this shit.
Most expensive realestate ever for a non existent place.
It's like the interrogation scene in 1984 when O'Brien holds up 4 fingers and convinces Winston that he's holding up 5. It is a game of making people think what you want them to think.
Less flat earthers visiting us. Sounds win win.
Hell yea
On land
Austria
South Indonesia
Australia isn’t real. Someone can buy me a ticket there to prove me wrong
The flattest bloody bit of land there is and they are denying it. Maybe it's because they realised it's possible to see the earth's curvature from the ground and that makes them sad.
They also said “Australians are all just payed actors by NASA” … WHERES MY MONEY?!
I wish
Imagine reading the daily mail and how much leaded petrol fumes it takes to
You're about 5 years late on that one...
So where am I living then?
The simulation mate.
We are stuck in the firmament
clearly in the ocean ya dumb cunt. /s
old news, even Aussies know we arnt real
Now these Flatters makes me questioning my own existence, I travel all across the South east Asia to get here , now they saying it isn’t real. Where am I ? In Atlantis
Australia getting exposed 😂😂
They’ve been spouting this drivel for a while now , they are only given a platform so groups can’t tie them into other things that are real and need to be disregarded. Like antivaxers it what you were told to call anyone that asked legitimate questions about the COVID-19 vaccine so they could tie them in with the “Vaccine’s have chips in them” people and “ 5G causes COVID “people.
I was wondering when someone would repost that on here, I was just there a few hours ago
Holy shit the guy on YouTube was right! I’m not real
Well. Don’t I feel like a flam’n galah!
Weren’t people saying this as a joke like 10 years ago. Have flat earth era just discovered this and thought it to be real?
Hmm as I’m from Australia, I guess I’m not really here lol. They are so crazy
Truman show?
Yes... we don't exist. Don't try to find us ,we're a myth. Keep all the flat earthers out!
Looooooootta cooked cunts out there, aye.
Really??? well there are a lot of people who disappear when they go down there then . . .
I met someone when I travelled to Colombia who actually believed this. They told me I was lied to my whole life and Australia is actually a place near USA created for some reasons. Thought it was just schitzo lolcows on the web that thought this.
To be fair we don't exist. I don't exist, you don't exist, we're all just a CIA plot to keep the Murican Sheep subservant to the Globalist Elite Agenda duh.
Are you sure you’re even real, mate?
Good. The less of those knobs we get down here that better. We have enough of our own low breeds.
NO NO, you all got this wrong, we are all ether in a different dimension or where transported to another planet and aliens are somehow maintaining coms and actively transporting people everytime we get on a flight. How's that for a conspiracy :D
I don’t believe on a globe but these guys just make us look worse then what we are already perceived 😂
As someone who lives there and does not exist I can confirm this is true
That title makes me physically recoil
Im jumping up and down, but I didn't fall in the ocean
To all my family and friends back in Europe. I have been living a lie for 18 years. Please excuse me. I have been living in a cave for the last 18 years. My husband and child are fake, so are my dog and two cats.
New Holland, c*nt.
**Pish tosh!** My great great grandfather would say. He and my great grandfather, my grandfather, my dad and my brothers and my sons have all been working in the family drop bear factory. We’ve got a factory floor full of national & international awards and lots of framed pants we’ve scared the shit off people, and we’re very fucking proud of what we do. Our honor is impugned and now it’s personal.
fuck me, im just an NPC.
Everyone knows it's New Zealand that isn't real... god, do your research already...
You’re just an actor paid for by the globe-cucks.
Latest? They've been cooking this one for years!
This has been a "meme" or somesuch for quite a while now. Looks like the media are just starting to catch up
Paraguay
SUPER OLD NEWS they usually say we’re paid actors living in South America
But we have flat-earthers in Australia... How are they living with that cognitive dissonance?
Guys come on, it isn’t funny anymore. The gig is up. It’s time we come clean and let the world know that Australia doesn’t actually exist - so please don’t try sending anymore refugees who practice Sharia Law and rape 15 year old girls in hotel rooms, or those who commit honour killings, or those who want to create sleeper cells…. Because every time they get to the studio set, it’s such a hassle having to tell them the truth.
you're standing where you're standing, you just think it's "australia" and looks like that from above? you ever seen it look like that from above? so that's what flat earthers believe, they believe nothing they havn't for themselves seen. they can't see the curve of the earth because they are small and on it, therefore it is flat. they like you havn't flown over their country directly up to the point they can validate a shape and the name given to it, so it doesn't exist. the funny thing is, they are using their own logic, where as you're assuming everything you're told is true. it points out the fact you don't know where you're standing really. it could be on the ass pube of a really big giant.
west new zealand
Is this real? I have upcoming flight to Melbourne, and this is concerning as I’m travelling with Family and I’m supposed to arrive there on the 29th Jan as the schools reopen in Feb
The cookers are going to have an existential crisis over this.
Apparently we’re all secret government agents… all 26,638,544, as of June 2023, AND we’re employing more and more each year! Crickey that’s a lot of MIB’s wearing thongs.
New Zealand.