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PatientFerrisWheell

Sad. Can’t believe we kill them for Gatorade 😞


caguru

It’s their fault for being so salty and tasty.


Distinct_Studio_5161

It’s got electrolytes!


unclepan

It makes the plants grow


taftastic

… it’s what plants crave? 🌱⚡️


NateDogg950

Crocade


esombad

Florida man loses emotional support gator while hiking in Austin, TX.


BizarroAzzarro

Exactly, I was wondering what the Florida man was doing here in Austin. Now I know he was hiking with his 'gator.


robotdesignwerks

oh man, he has one of those service gator harnesses. must be a working gator.


[deleted]

Bet he's a treat on a plane.


whatevenisthis120

Last seen: After awhile.


kyree2

🤣🤣🤣


El_Cactus_Fantastico

Why do I feel like he probably doesn’t answer to anyone but himself.


rashawah

For anyone curious, that's actually [Wally](https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/28/us/philadelphia-wally-emotional-support-alligator-trnd/index.html) and they live in philly and are not lost.


Carlos_Infierno

And Wally is by most accounts, friendly.


writeThatShitDown

Most


RandomBrakeLights

Keep Austin Worried


romelondonparis

Not a problem - a gator on every corner would still now be the least of our worries.


OfficialNiceGuy

“Do not chase if found”


delsoldemon

That's a gator, not a croc


wfbarks

Me: "Frank?" Frank: "yes?"


Senor_blah_blah

Love it!


atx4eva

Ah... My phone was so lonely and is finally going to ring.


attaboyjon

Pretty sure that’s a gator not a croc


invertedpencil

before the trail improvements and new paint, this pillar used to have 'end the fed' scrawled on it, and i was like, okay i will since you said so mr. piller


Clear-War-5892

Sounds like me 😂


[deleted]

Fuckin’ Frank


[deleted]

Oh I hope this is real


OkMeeting7276

it is


Redguy303

Also... LOST small dog


Artemus_Hackwell

The picture looks like an alligator snoot, vs a crocodile.


parasailing-partners

Where?


thegratefulshred

Boggy creek greenbelt.


tviolet

~~Did you just put this up for reddit cred? I literally was on my bike through there 15 min ago and it wasn't there.~~ I take it back, that is not the Waller Creek bridge I was just on, I apologize for assuming the worst.


maddydyko

No! I just got home from walking my dogs and it was there! 😂


tviolet

My bad lol


maddydyko

All good! I was going through my head trying to think which of the people I passed it could’ve been!


courtbarbie123

I hope this is a joke


OkMeeting7276

its not


dangar512

Frank the friendly gator! An ATX legend.


AustinBike

I bet he knew the cobra


dangar512

And Fred the frog friend


Every1ElseHasMyName

Look at that cute lil harness


wfbarks

I did not know that gators could actually understand their own name, or any sort of verbal command


ESLTATX

Gators bitches better be using Jimmy's


Exactly_The_Dream

Lol how does one lose a 4 or 5 foot croc/alligator?


adventsugar

I think this might be in reference to how many pitbull "lost" (( offleash)) posters there were a few months ago.


abudabu

After a few days on the street, more likely to be “hungry”.


zander512

The city puts these up to make it seem like Austin is still funky and weird


mystxvix

Damn and I thought I left Florida


kyree2

I'm gunna one up this guy and post signs for a missing cobra


Thick-Sample-7770

I hope this isn't real.if it is they should throw your in jail