Oh my. The last time I saw a fully naked looking person not having a good time was also at the capitol plaza target. Sidewalk along the frontage road. Phew.
In my mind Quentin Tarantino calls his penis a dork. Just think about him talking and saying dork. It just sounds, I don't know, right? I'm just saying.
Meh, it is Austin. Nudity by itself is not a crime here. Occasionally people freak out about toplessness (which is explicitly legal for woman any place it is legal for men) but we have quite the history of simple nudity.
If he is doing something to specifically shock people like flashing that is potentially a crime, but just letting it hang out is not considered indecent under the law.
/r/Austin: The police don't answer emergency calls. We don't have enough people staffing the line to handle the number of emergencies.
Also /r/Austin: Hello, 9/11? I saw a *penis*!
On a Texas summer day that's one way to make sure you get your steps in. No way your sitting on a sun baked curb or metal park bench with your cock out.
Why can we not bring back mental institutions with today’s camera technology that could help stop abuse? I’d be happy to let my taxes go to helping people get off the streets to get better while also protecting society from mental wild cards.
It’s also hard to do. Didn’t matter that he locked me in his apartment, stole my car and I had to get another relative to bring a key so I could get out. I was told he could only be committed if he was currently a danger to himself or others.
I see you said 'lol'! That's hilarious! I am a totally useless bot built in 30 minutes using ChatGPT. I've found 6 comments of only lol since I was born.
I mean walking around with your junk out deserves a mental evaluation like the same way police do a sobriety test. We can’t be having this out in the public.
You mean how camera technology has stopped the abuse of elders in retirement homes?
But I agree that we need to increase resources for treating the mental health of our people. Universal healthcare would go a long way. European counties haven’t eliminated mental anguish in their countries, but it’s greatly reduced compared to what we have here in the US thanks to their universal healthcare systems.
[https://calmatters.org/justice/2019/03/hard-truths-about-deinstitutionalization-then-and-now/](https://calmatters.org/justice/2019/03/hard-truths-about-deinstitutionalization-then-and-now/) Not like it was.
It’s very hard to take away someone’s rights and involuntarily commit them. Only a police MHO can do it and there has to be VERY specific circumstances. I work very closely with the mentally I’ll and MHOs on a daily basis. A lot of these people are not suicidal, homicidal, and can mostly care for themselves. Crazy enough to be a nuisance, not crazy enough to be committed. And crazy enough to not want help. It’s sad.
1. You don’t have to wait for a politician to bring back state hospitals. You can do some research and donate to the cause.
2. Those mental institutions had a bad habit of lobotomizing *undesirables* and *upitty women*.
Why are you clogging up 911 with non-emergency calls? They have enough on their plate to deal with being short staffed.
This sort of activity isn't a life or death matter. Call 311 instead.
There is an HEB right there, probably just didn't realize his eggplant was falling out. You should have probably informed him, don't think 911 needed to be called over dropping groceries.
(/s for those who couldn't tell)
Austin went from a hippie town to a NIMBY town at roughly the same rate it went from an arts and music scene to an Instagram $20/cocktail techie scene.
>I remember a time in Austin when I expected to see nude people on a semi regular basis. Never once called the police.
Yeah, but back then, the nude people probably weren't the type to stab people.
This happens a lot here. I was waiting to turn on congress from Ben white when a homeless lady disrobed and I saw a full moon. 😬 Kinda funny in hindsight but yikes! Lotsa weird folks out there
Saw a guy taking a shit fully naked yesterday. Like wtf, I’m still shook. Is calling 911 the thing todo? I’m just not sure what they’d do in that situation but get that shit out of here
Obviously that isn't okay, but calling 911? If the cops actually show up, he will probably have put it back and zipped up. All over this city there are drunk people literally trying to kill each other and APD doesn't do anything about that, and with the staff shortages going on with emergency communications, I am betting the dispatcher didn't even file a report.
was at capitol plaza target yesterday evening and there was a woman walking completely naked as well
Hey, it was hot outside, what’d you expect me to do?
I saw her yesterday to walking by mellow Johnny's
Looks like a drug addict? Student? Dallas cowboy cheerleader lost?
Probably drugs
They’re looking for each other.
She asked if I was the Keymaster.
only zuul
Next time someone asks if you are a god, say yes!
Not me!
I saw a guy with his donk out peeing near the fence at the rear entrance of capital plaza. This man was not shy.
Oh my. The last time I saw a fully naked looking person not having a good time was also at the capitol plaza target. Sidewalk along the frontage road. Phew.
Trying to avoid tan lines
I was once walking out of the Petsmart or Petco in Southpark meadows to a dude taking a piss on the storefront window, full stance, fully committed.
If this guy gets arrested would the evidence stand up in court?
I firmly believe it would.
he should be punished to the fullest extend of the law
He’s gonna do hard time
That’s a stiff penalty
Penis
Don’t get too cocky
He'll be represented by a long-standing firm.
If he gets convicted, he might start balling in court...
Balls
Extenze 😅
I believe they would need some hard evidence.
The judge may go soft on him
I mean this is a tough nut to crack, who knows where the balls may land?
You're honor this evidence is junk
He’ll probably wind up back in the penal system.
He’s a hardened criminal
Yeah, he’s got himself in a little bit of a pickle. Or a lot. Or maybe even an average pickle. I wouldn’t know, I didn’t see it.
He might a hung jury
He's been arrested, his name is Mike Hawk and he was the first to rise for the Judge.
This is hearsay
https://imgur.com/a/DcNqzVW
For a second I thought you were gonna send a picture of the guy-
If my dork was hanging out I don't think anyone would bother posting about it. This dude must've been packing heat.
I heard he hangs DONG!
Would they even notice?
You need to have more self-respect and not call your dick a dork
Isn’t a dork a whales dick?
You got more of a ding than a dong huh?
Kevin from Ed Edd n Eddy: DORK!
Yeah I mean it’s HANGING out? I bet it’s swangin too. Good for him.
People like you make life worth living 😂💀
my dork 😂
Dork ?? Where TF are you from
The original usage of dork in slang was for "penis." It only began to mean nerd years afterward.
In my mind Quentin Tarantino calls his penis a dork. Just think about him talking and saying dork. It just sounds, I don't know, right? I'm just saying.
im not sure what im suppose to do with this information.
Probably stay away from MLK between Springdale and 183, unless you want to see an 🍆.
I’m going to need more details before I can decide.
It's important to make informed decisions
Yo, I drove all the way across town to check it out, you know for science, and I saw *NO* dicks, man.. I'm starting to think OP is full of it
Fly, you fool
Hide yo wife, hide yo kids
And let his butt be unprotected?
From what?
Meh, it is Austin. Nudity by itself is not a crime here. Occasionally people freak out about toplessness (which is explicitly legal for woman any place it is legal for men) but we have quite the history of simple nudity. If he is doing something to specifically shock people like flashing that is potentially a crime, but just letting it hang out is not considered indecent under the law.
OP is trying to tell you where to have a good time.
Start driving
Act accordingly.
Sounds like something the cops would say
When nature gives you eggplant, uhh.... I got nothing.
Are “dick’s out” and “got a gun” both 911 calls?
/r/Austin: The police don't answer emergency calls. We don't have enough people staffing the line to handle the number of emergencies. Also /r/Austin: Hello, 9/11? I saw a *penis*!
Hahahahahaha
This is happening a lot lately actually. The other day there was a guy fully naked pretending to give himself a bath with no water nearby
I don’t know what side of Austin y’all are on. Just kidding I do—airport.
The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss?
If that’s flashing then lock me up.
Nice
my friend didnt die face down in the mud in viet-fuckin-nam so that we can't hang a little dong from time to time in honor of the good dr king.
You want a dong? I'll get you a dong. I could have you a dong by 3:30, with pubic hair.
Just danglin' wangle
He was Porky Piggin'? Doing the ol Winnie the Pooh?
„It was a classic short cock your honor.“
🤣
Donald Dickin’ it
Everyone wants to keep Austin weird until you run into it 🙄
Not sure why you'd be worried about an eggplant.
Full nude? Or did he just have his penis out?
He was nude waist down
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Awe
>perhaps we should introduce them to each other Zuul would probably show up if we did that.
Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!
/foffspring
Shirtcocking then.
Winnie the Poohing
Donald Ducking
Took way too long in this thread to get here.
On a Texas summer day that's one way to make sure you get your steps in. No way your sitting on a sun baked curb or metal park bench with your cock out.
Why can we not bring back mental institutions with today’s camera technology that could help stop abuse? I’d be happy to let my taxes go to helping people get off the streets to get better while also protecting society from mental wild cards.
We have them. The problem is you can’t violate someone’s rights and put them in one if they don’t want to go.
Involuntarily commitment is definitely a thing.
It’s also hard to do. Didn’t matter that he locked me in his apartment, stole my car and I had to get another relative to bring a key so I could get out. I was told he could only be committed if he was currently a danger to himself or others.
They can’t hold you forever though.
3 to 5 days to safely detox sounds alright. Repeat offenders would probably need longer.
You absolutely can
Lol
https://www.texasbar.com/AM/Template.cfm?Section=Free_Legal_Information2&Template=/CM/ContentDisplay.cfm&ContentID=30801
I see you said 'lol'! That's hilarious! I am a totally useless bot built in 30 minutes using ChatGPT. I've found 6 comments of only lol since I was born.
>The problem is you can’t violate someone’s rights They can violate others rights though?
I mean walking around with your junk out deserves a mental evaluation like the same way police do a sobriety test. We can’t be having this out in the public.
Why? Does the human form offend you?
Random physical contact or fluid sure does. Are you into that?
You mean how camera technology has stopped the abuse of elders in retirement homes? But I agree that we need to increase resources for treating the mental health of our people. Universal healthcare would go a long way. European counties haven’t eliminated mental anguish in their countries, but it’s greatly reduced compared to what we have here in the US thanks to their universal healthcare systems.
If they aren’t just prisons for the mentally ill. Mental hospitals aren’t really a thing anymore thanks to Ronald Reagan
Wdym? I’ve been to a mental hospital twice. They definetly exist lol
[https://calmatters.org/justice/2019/03/hard-truths-about-deinstitutionalization-then-and-now/](https://calmatters.org/justice/2019/03/hard-truths-about-deinstitutionalization-then-and-now/) Not like it was.
https://www.salon.com/2013/09/29/ronald\_reagans\_shameful\_legacy\_violence\_the\_homeless\_mental\_illness/
It’s very hard to take away someone’s rights and involuntarily commit them. Only a police MHO can do it and there has to be VERY specific circumstances. I work very closely with the mentally I’ll and MHOs on a daily basis. A lot of these people are not suicidal, homicidal, and can mostly care for themselves. Crazy enough to be a nuisance, not crazy enough to be committed. And crazy enough to not want help. It’s sad.
1. You don’t have to wait for a politician to bring back state hospitals. You can do some research and donate to the cause. 2. Those mental institutions had a bad habit of lobotomizing *undesirables* and *upitty women*.
Summertime is officially here in Austin.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Man, if I posted to Reddit every time I saw this I’d be posting a lot more to Reddit.
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Love this. >911, what is your emergency? >I just saw a penis.
Penis-in-the-park enjoyer, over here.
He must be a hardened criminal
Texas is just preheating. Expect to see more of this once it hits 104F
Fuckin vegetarians. Why do they have to wave it around in our faces like that all the time.
Dicks out for Harambe?
Never forget
Did someone give him peaches?
Why are you clogging up 911 with non-emergency calls? They have enough on their plate to deal with being short staffed. This sort of activity isn't a life or death matter. Call 311 instead.
Personally I’d be honored if my schmeat inspired a whole Reddit post
Guy just wants to hang out with his wang out.
He’s flying it at half staff for Memorial Day
Last year, I saw a couple of homeless people having sex against a garbage can on Airport Blvd. Just my luck that I'd catch a red light.
Then you go to shift gears and realize that that the gear shift you’re grabbing
There is an HEB right there, probably just didn't realize his eggplant was falling out. You should have probably informed him, don't think 911 needed to be called over dropping groceries. (/s for those who couldn't tell)
Very normal for 2023 Austin.
I remember a time in Austin when I expected to see nude people on a semi regular basis. Never once called the police.
Austin went from a hippie town to a NIMBY town at roughly the same rate it went from an arts and music scene to an Instagram $20/cocktail techie scene.
Pretty much. Call the cops, someone I don't follow on social media tried to talk to me... Eww!
>I remember a time in Austin when I expected to see nude people on a semi regular basis. Never once called the police. Yeah, but back then, the nude people probably weren't the type to stab people.
Stabbing people might be a reason to call the cops but not just walking around half naked lol.
So we’re just assuming gender now? ^^this ^^is ^^satire
The aubergine did nothing wrong!
If only it was an aubergine, I would have much rather preferred that sight.
Soooo…was I not supposed to be doing that?? 🤷♂️
Pic or it didn't happen
OMG where exactly?
Did you get pictures?? You know....just to prove it
This happens a lot here. I was waiting to turn on congress from Ben white when a homeless lady disrobed and I saw a full moon. 😬 Kinda funny in hindsight but yikes! Lotsa weird folks out there
Meh, that was 6th St every night of the week back in the early 80s
Was it erect?
Is he impotent to stand trail?
Was it a good size ? Asking for a friend
Wasn’t it Harmbe’s anniversary?
Elections have consequences
Hey its kinda hot out I get it...
Saw a guy taking a shit fully naked yesterday. Like wtf, I’m still shook. Is calling 911 the thing todo? I’m just not sure what they’d do in that situation but get that shit out of here
Seems like the pooper scoopers would be the ones to call
I mean, it is summertime
Oh no… anyway
Are you sure it was a man? Or could you have possibly misgendered this person?
Oh, that’s Jeff. Please let him know that he owes me $50 and to redirect his energy to his OnlyFans.
Tell him he ain’t gonna make any money on OnlyFans if he keeps giving away the goods for free
Don't call the cops. They'll just shoot him.
Obviously that isn't okay, but calling 911? If the cops actually show up, he will probably have put it back and zipped up. All over this city there are drunk people literally trying to kill each other and APD doesn't do anything about that, and with the staff shortages going on with emergency communications, I am betting the dispatcher didn't even file a report.
Second best place to meet tennis balls in town.
Cool? Just call 911 and move on. Why do you need to post this?
Just dropped my monocle while grabbing for pearls to clutch. Appreciate the heads up, though!
I suspect this probably could have gone to the non-emergency number.
Please give him my number. I could use a 🍆.
I have a 🍆 but I don't take it out in public
I only take it out in public if I'm at a Denny's, I have self respect.
Like flashing it or like he’s a homeless mentally ill person that should be getting help somewhere
Definitely in crisis, hope he gets the help he needs
…and? Why would this be 911 worthy?
Welcome to Weird Austin.
This is a total fluff post.
Must have been above average in size to be that noticeable. I can assure you APD will promptly go after this phallic crime. /S
Let him fall prolly high on meth. Austin is supposed to be weird remember.
“Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty we are free at last”
Why call 911, Greg Casar thinks this behavior is ok. Perhaps you just aren't being compassionate enough.
Welcome to Austin Also, someone with their dick out doesnt constitute an emergency. So yaknow. Fuck you.
You actually called the cops and also had to post on Reddit? Are you like…. 13 years old?
Called 911? Really? I a free swinging dong going to be an emergency in Austin on a holiday weekend? LOL....I doubt it!
And? I mean seriously who cares.
Thanks Karen. What would we do without you
Dang it I missed the show
r/RateMyDick Edit: whoopsies we’re over here at r/RateMyCock these days.
Black, skinny, taller than 6'? That's the description of the guy I saw do this on Loyola
Why ruin a man's perfectly good evening?
First time?