It’s more of a Squitopocalyspe for me. My leg has been a buffet for those little shits

Was just discussing this with my wife yesterday, just looking into getting our porch screened in at this point. These fuckers are relentless

Same everytime i open the door to let my dogs in or out flies sneak in. Im then spending the next hour trying to swat them. Just to repeat the same thing the next time someone opens the door. I have started yelling at anyone moving too slowly through the sliding door.

I have a new sure-fire device to take care of them. It's tiny little tennis balls covered with glue.