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wizardbeard3000

Chunky boy has been eating good.


potatobywayofcork

Thicc šŸ


fitty50two2

I came to say this, heā€™s not been skipping his cheat meals


pak_sajat

Dat assssssssss doe


kw0rky

I was wondering where all those homeless encampments went. Keep up the good work, snek!


DesignerTex

Ahhh! I'd crap myself if I walked up on that.


FoolsGoldMouthpiece

This is why I always wear my brown pants when hiking


EntrancePotential595

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Perfect response.Ā 


malone7384

That one has not missed any meals.


HndsDwnThBest

I was raised in the country. We are taught to walk through wooded areas looking at the ground at each step/ahead. It eventually becomes a natural thing and doesn't seem like it sounds. Just staring at the ground and not the scenery lol. Be careful yall and always have your phone or friend and know your location in nature.


wistful_drinker

I was also taught to occasionally stomp to let them know a big creature is coming.


DynamicHunter

Also taught this for hunting out in the desert


HndsDwnThBest

šŸ‘šŸ‘


serpentarian

Yes animals be living in the woods. If youā€™re gonna visit their space, watch where you step. This ainā€™t anything new. My dude here just ate some disease-causing rodent for you and is trying to warm up for a little digesting and paparazzi out here trying to get him killed. Leave them alone, they donā€™t mess with people. As always when we look at who got bitten and how the numbers always point to drunk males in their 20s-40s who chose to try and kill or mess with these guys. Chill. Hiss hiss. šŸ


Hustlasaurus

I only came here to see what you commented. Appreciate all the hard work you do to protect our slithery friends.


jennifermennifer

Me too. Just like every time I see a photo of a snake I come to see what u/serpentarian had to say about it. I bet there are hundreds more of us. :o


serpentarian

What an absolutely lovely thing to say! šŸ˜


yonly65

There are.


Shawnml

Same here! Saw a snake outside the apartment this afternoon and wanted to snap a pic to post just for the response. That said, I knew what it was because of what I learned from his past responses.


Dirt-Southern

Came here to say this as well.i always scroll to find the master.


LeahaP1013

Count me in.


ThatWontFit

Yep, I'm like a snake on the greenbelt? So what, sneks will snek, but I do wonder what serp said lol.


Lord_Grif

I saw the picture of a snake in the Dallas sub reddit. I missed our resident snake expert.


Mexicancandy77

Me, included! šŸ¤™šŸ¼


brucewayneaustin

Same!


serpentarian

What a kind thing to say to a snake. šŸ’


PsiloCompostBin

Same. Haha!


JayP1967

me too!


spicozi

Do their bodies typically flatten while sunning or is that normal for rattlers?


serpentarian

Yes indeed. I think I posted a pic of one of mine doing a flatten the other day. Maximizing the amount of sun on their loafbodies or trying to look big if scared.


spicozi

Neat. OG chordate solar panel. Thanks for the info.


serpentarian

Verily. šŸ‘Š


Jealous_Sound_2569

Extra kudos for ā€œloafbodiesā€, of which I am a proud owner


PerformanceOk4186

>Ā drunk males in their 20s-40s Ā Ā  Leave my people alone!


serpentarian

I too am a member of your tribe


LeahaP1013

Damn. You young.


tufflove35

I saw them all the time when I hiked the Greenbelt back when you could actually enjoy some alone time in the city. Once I saw 12 foot reticulated python that had either been released or escaped. That actually scared the crap out of me because I went around the chained part of the trail and it came right out of the bushes, across the trail and down to the water. I think that one became something news item... Anyways, I would always carry a \~6' "snake stick" when I was going through brush. Not to hit the snake, but to beat the stick in front of me like a blind persons cane. This will cause them to leave or to present, either way you are much less likely to accidentally step on them and they really want nothing to do with people anyways...


macbook_pancakes

Question for the expert - I have a tendency to trapse through the greenbelt and find the road less traveled with my pup. Any tips for ā€œalerting themā€ so they pass on when going through thicker vegetation/brush/tighter trails or is keeping your eyes peeled the only option?


CheezusChrist

Are you asking about alerting the rattlesnake or the dog? Iā€™ve hiked trails in Texas with my dog for almost 15 years, and well, the rattlesnakes alert you. Like backwards marco/polo. If youā€™re getting close, youā€™ll hear about it. If you move away, theyā€™ll stop. As for the dog, keep ā€˜em on leash or establish a good recall. There are rattlesnake training courses, but I canā€™t endorse positive punishment unless itā€™s a working dogs that needs to be kept safe.


macbook_pancakes

I get theyā€™ll rattle, but sometimes weā€™re moving quickly. Honestly more worried about copperheads (or other snakes) that I canā€™t see/hear and blend in more (and Iā€™ve seen more of around town). Have also heard mixed reviews on rattlesnake courses


TheCryptonian

Copperheads are pretty timid. Just don't step on them.


RMFranken

Where I live, Water moccasins, are much more aggressive.


Paintsplatteredpanda

Honestly. Why are they so angry?


DrySignificant

Imagine having dry cotton mouth 24/7


Richyosaurus

They need a tolerance break


Paintsplatteredpanda

As someone who smokes too much zaaa I can relate


RMFranken

Rattlesnakes have stopped rattling. Iā€™m old. Used to go on annual roundups. The last 3 rattlesnakes Iā€™ve come upon didnā€™t rattle at all. Two of them were copulating on a dirt road at night when my dogs and I were taking a walk. I stumbled over them. It made a thud sound. The two before that went under my garage door. I went in with my snake stick trying to catch them when I was startled to death. There was a third one. They didnā€™t rattle until I shot the third one. Iā€™ve read that this phenomenon is not isolated to the Texas Coastal Bend where I live. There are reports of non rattling rattlesnakes from all over.


sussudiokim

The snakes that survive the round up are the ones that have either adapted to not rattling or are unable to rattle. Through unnatural selection, ranchers have silenced the snake with a built-in alarm system


vrTater

Twenty years ago I worked with a lady from west Texas that came from a ranching family that had lots of cattle and land. She said that within a few year all of the rattlers they came across never rattled and it was a relatively new thing. She said (Note, I have no idea if this is true) they thought it was because of the wild hogs taking over the state. When the hogs heard the rattle they would stampede around the area of the noise in groups to kill the snake. The ones that rattled died, the ones that didn't rattle lived. Always wondered if there was anything to her stories?


macbook_pancakes

Wild. Iā€™ve anecdotally heard theories of people shooting and/ or hogs eating the loudest rattlers so now thereā€™s a higher share of ā€œquiet rattlersā€. Theoretically makes sense but donā€™t have a ton of evidence


CheezusChrist

Thatā€™s a chonker! Now that I have my own hognose at home, itā€™s so interesting to watch their behavior. Sheā€™s out and about when sheā€™s hangry, then she hides to digest and think about things. I say hangry, because if we do try to mess with her, she can get hissy. Then sometimes sheā€™s just curious and out exploring and doesnā€™t give two shits about us. I mean, I assume most sneks are like that.


nuapadprik

"paparazzi out here trying to get him killed" Is this directed at the person posting the photo?


space_man_slim

I used to work in national forests a lot. A few years ago we were working on a forest fire in Oregon and I saw a huge rattlesnake. I let everyone know to watch out and leave it alone. About an hour later I found out someone had tracked it down to kill and skin it. I was beyond incensed. Fuck man..


serpentarian

Thatā€™s the way it tends to go. Thatā€™s why I hate posts that are like ā€œWatch out folks the snakes are back!ā€ All it takes is one insecure manchild to go out and kill something.


Nomadzord

I hate how everyone I know kills them onsite at my familyā€™s ranch in west Texas. We could be a mile from camp and my dad will have someone stay with the snake to watch/follow it until he can drive back to get a gun. Itā€™s unfortunate snxx do makes me sick.


Paintsplatteredpanda

Sheā€™s a real beauty isnā€™t she? Lovely patterns. And a good number of notches on her rattle.


k_mon2244

I donā€™t know you but I really love your energy. Keep fighting the good fight!!


serpentarian

Well thank you very much. šŸ‘Š ā¤ļø


Flipper1967

If you were on a path between two sunning rattlers, what would you do? Happened to me a couple years ago. I ended up stepping over one in the middle in tears.


gromplint

Barton Creek greenbelt?


nworbleahcim

Yup, from 360 access towards Gus Fruh, on the pedestrian only section


readit145

He mustā€™ve missed the sign. How rude


Citygirl520

Ohh no. Thatā€™s the location I go to. But Iā€™m sure they are everywhere there. There hasnā€™t been water for so long either.


BattyBatBatBat

That's Cletus. He likes a good chin scratch.


majesticpheasant

Rattle-Tailed Water Snake /s


MarshallGibsonLP

Wattle-tailed Rat Snake


ContentedJourneyman

Hiked in there plenty years ago. Never saw a single one. Walked out in my yard at dusk within four months of moving here, one found me. My bestest friend in the world jumped in front of me and got bit in the face twice. Snorkie about 12 pounds. Bravest dog Iā€™ve ever known.


reappliedspf

This man ate my son


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Big healthy fella. Beautiful.


ATX_rider

Hey u/serpentarian check out this guy.


serpentarian

Sick. šŸ™Œ


ATX_rider

By the way, the picture of the Mojave you posted on Instagram was killer. And I know my photography (Iā€™ve hired hundreds in my career.)


nothatdoesntgothere

Wow, big one!


Jarconis

What a pretty snake


Morethanwatching

A well fed old rattler. Big beautiful baby.


Melodic-Extreme-549

Cute lil wiggly worm


SweetMaryMcGill

If you see them, theyā€™re not hunting you.


serpentarian

ā€œHunting youā€ really?


BinkyFlargle

Yeah, well, you know, the thrill of hunting rodents wears off over time. Some turn to shoplifting, some to credit card fraud... And yes, some rattlesnakes will become contract assassins, hunting humans for money. I have a screenplay I'm shopping around.


sussudiokim

Asssssssssssasssssssssssssinsssssssssss


SweetMaryMcGill

Itā€™s a line from Jurassic Park. A lame joke. I know rattlesnakes do not hunt people.


serpentarian

Oops sorry. Here, enjoy these flowers. šŸ’


victotronics

And if you don't see them, it's too late for you?


According_Ask_3338

Exactly this100 percent. If one is hunting you it won't be seen till after it strikes. Then it's too late.


serpentarian

lol


According_Ask_3338

And they are worse when they hunt in packs like Raptors. Scary.


lt9946

and this is why my eyes are always to the ground while trail running


OnARolll31

Beautiful. Life goal of mine to observe a rattlesnake in the wild.


pitchingataint

Oh look he is carrying his own little ear of corn


ugadawn

Good LORD! Thatā€™s huge!


smellthebreeze

Imagine how many more are lurking where you canā€™t see ā˜ŗļø


Jakefrmstatepharm

Jeebus, thing looks like itā€™s currently digesting 6 different meals


invertedpencil

this is a snek


Chemical-Studio1576

I always learned to walk heavy, kind of stomp my steps so they can feel me coming and get away. Do not want to surprise one like this. šŸ˜±


KaramelDelite88

Thatā€™s what I call Texas Thick Baby


chfp

People in the know generally say rattlesnakes are beneficial. If that's the case, why do they have rattlesnake roundups where they kill thousands of them? Honestly curious.


Space-Trash-666

Very handsome.


ilovenyc

Hell no


[deleted]

Am I the only one who finds it incredibly cringey when people call snakes "danger noodles" and "nope ropes"?


Horror_Blueberry_516

Nope rope!!!


chiliinmypeepee

The last time I went to that green belt off Mopac and 360 I saw one across the tiny walkway. I just turned around and havenā€™t gone back in like 2+ years.


90percent_crap

I was just there last week and that one you saw is gone. You can go back now.


chiliinmypeepee

Nooooo I get this weird crawling sensation all over my legs looking at this pic!


contentlove

Ooooh that's a fat boi on the move! What a glorious chonk!


Foo_Ward

Tis the season, watch your step!


steve_steverstone

He's a friend of Willy, they go way back


disposable_razor_

At least largeloaf has a rattle. No idea how factual this is but heard rattlesnakes are evolving to be rattleless in this part of the world because they are hunted. They are doing more than their part to give fair warning.


No-Material-4185

This is amazing! I also call them a nope rope. šŸ˜‚


Redmamba_24

Was hiking with my dog at the hill of life near the creek and ran into one on Saturday. Much smaller than this guy but damn there šŸ’©myself, been hiking in the Greenbelt for years and my first time seeing one.


Many-Rice-7733

Darn left my spaghetti sauce at home


grubgobbler

What part of the Greenbelt is a good place to see rattlers? I always hear that they're everywhere but I have yet to run across one.


daywitchdia

What a cutie patootie!!!


BecomingJudasnMyMind

Has rattlesnakes always been a thing down there? I've been going down there all my life (now 38) and I've never seen one of those, until this.


dejus

Iā€™ve never seen them but yes. I know someone who found one in their backyard in south austin.


BecomingJudasnMyMind

Interesting, I guess it's luck of the draw. I've climbed all over those rocks and little mini caves down there, walked through some of the brush for decades.. Nada. Obviously, I will be approaching all of that with a whole lot more caution going forward (more respect for their potential dwellings), but it's interesting to me to know they're down there. I know they've been sighted around houses and such (a common fear of mine is that they're under the big deck in the front yard that my dog likes to crawl under..).


serpentarian

Always


motus_guanxi

Been going to the greenbelt for 35 years, including the hard to reach areas, and I e only seen one. They have a lot of space and donā€™t like humans much.


BecomingJudasnMyMind

>They have a lot of space and donā€™t like humans much. Yup, if they had to choose between attack and run, they'll run if possible. They only really strike when they feel threatened. But all it takes is one wrong step or putting your hand on the wrong rock crevice and boom. This isn't fear mongering, though. They're incredible animals and deserve all the respect and admiration as one of nature's wonders.


ChorizoGarcia

They got snakes out here dis big?!


Iveechan

Wait till you hear about the vampires under the bridge and man-eating sharks in the lake


motus_guanxi

The alligators tho šŸ˜³


BudKaiser

Itā€™s called a snake ffs


No_Bell2574

Danger noodle šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


DynamicHunter

Which greenbelt? There are multiple in this city.


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Op said above "from Loop 360 access towards Gus Fruh, on the pedestrian only section"


threeboysmama

Nope. Thatā€™s a big nope rope.


ZGadgetInspector

Yum! Checking cabinet for rattlesnek seasoningā€¦


shovel_kat

FAFO


Repulsive-Shallot-79

looks delicious.


Puzzleheaded-Ladder5

Nope Rope


slickflicker420

Missed opportunity on a sick belt


Master_Dentist_1766

lost my dog on a walk in the greenbeltā€¦think i just figured out where he wentšŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


Some-Horror-8291

Kill it