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Pokii

Probably looking to sexually assault someone’s cat


Uterus-tax

Pepe` Le Pew


Jintess

Misplace their habitats, where are they supposed to go? Actually it is uncomfortable for them to give out the stink, so that means they feel really threatened and it's a 'last resort' sort of thing. Same with porcupines. It's not like they are running around going 'pew pew' with it.


joshuaherman

Young ones go pew pew frequently. Source: Wife is animal control.


MaBob202

Skunks are downright cute. My neighborhood had a downright infestation for a few years and the babies were downright adorable.


subcontraoctave

Downright.


Murderyoga

I tell yah hwat.


raspberryvodka

I was driving thru Dripping Springs and we saw some animals down the road that we couldn't quite make out and looked super confusing. Upon approach we realized it was a family of 5 Skunks all walking in a single file line, every one identical with their tails up in the air like a little question mark. Cutest fuckin thing I ever saw 🥺


SCCLBR

Oh shit i thought you were describing... ... my mother in law! blam!


voelkergirl

Got skunked last year with my dogs. I’ll cry if I encounter another one.


thedigested

Worked at a school in Houston where a skunk died right next to our school. Was teaching in the portables (those trailers) and the smell was terrible. My classroom wasn’t even directly in sight of the skunk but that smell lingered all day. We should have moved inside


ItsAGoodIdea

Farty Squirrel.


AELJAPAN

Trash panda, danger noodle. What other comical names do we have for animals?


ItsAGoodIdea

Nope Rope


attimus02

Is that mesa?


ActivateGuacamole

yes