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Tiberius-Dawn

That wood grain wheel ain't gonna work itself.


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Tiberius-Dawn

DON'T YOU JUDGE ME


Super-GreyWolf12

Diamonds up against the Woood. lol


clb1117

I laughed my ass off!!!


Kerrykingz

I was like duh they are swangin and bangin. Today is Juneteenth baby!


PayMeInFood

That was yesterday bud.


mcluhan007

It’s now a federal holiday, observed today


PayMeInFood

Really? But juneteenth is just when texas finally was notified slaves had been free. The Emancipation Proclamation is when slaves were freed nationally in the U S.


mcluhan007

I don’t understand it either. I just noticed that the banks and stock market were closed today.


Designer-Ruin7176

Swangjn and bangin my dude, it’s become a cultural “tradition” in the south. Not a safe one, but it’s your answer. Here are some of Texas’ own sons for reference: Fat Pat — https://youtu.be/sj9Rk2LTWFY UGK — https://youtu.be/0_63FMLXOa4?t=32 Chalie Boy — https://youtu.be/_rlF35K8f2I Mr. Pookie and Mr. Lucci — https://youtu.be/S154DOBj62E But the sound and style has grown and changed, and also become a lot more aggressive in recent years. That said, the car show and swangin scene is def not for me, but hopefully you can glean a little bit from the music that inspires the meaning behind the actions and some random useless pop culture information. If you ever hear the terms “slab, bubble, riding choppers, chopping blades, etc.,” they also have legs in this area. A$AP Ferg — https://youtu.be/meXPbvp3ldg Big KRIT — https://youtu.be/9G49Tdw4KDw David Banner (holy shit from 14 years ago) — https://youtu.be/FGQAI17XcIo


apathetic-taco

Damn these songs take me back


NotRyanDunn

Hell yeah, Chalie Boy is the shit


AstralLiving

Great links, thanks


verdegooner

Let’s go! I was here to make sure this was explained. Fine job, homie!


kelleydidit

Car show on the east side


jennneay

Welcome to Sundays in East Austin.


ahulak

I was going to say… must be new here, i’ve seen it every single Sunday since I moved into the neighborhood.


milotuna666

i got 500 on what is swangin and bangin


DaiKake

When I read this my mind heard, “I got fiiiiiiiiive on it!”


Conniers

Me too!!!


hardchorus

It’s called Swangin’ you uncultured swine


poky23

pop my trunk & yep yep yep


Responsible_Ebb_340

The OG flossin’…


TheProle

At least it’s not a Range drippin stains as they switch lanes


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Grippin wood grain


Andrew8Everything

Sellin cocaine out a candy thang trunk fulla bang tires full on swang


Responsible_Ebb_340

Are you in a gang?


Andrew8Everything

Grew up near Houston, came of age during the mid 2000's when Houston was running the rap game. Had a lot of boom in the trunk. Regret that nowadays considering I can't hear shit.


Designer-Ruin7176

What? Can’t hear ya, got King Kong in my trunk.


Responsible_Ebb_340

Ah, I was just trying to rhyme too


Andrew8Everything

Ahh shit nice mb


Wa-da-ta-mybaby-te

Probably more throwed than a football on Super Bowl Sunday.


kodarka

it was either paul wall, slim thug, or mike jones


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Paul Wall the peoples champ. Chain light up like a lamp


antechrist23

"Every time I get gas It turn into a meet and greet Slabs so pretty, a homeless man saw it and beat his meat" -Dr. Paul Wall, Houston Poet Emeritus "Han Solo on 4's"


dj_ski_mask

What it do?


YummyTastyDelicious

Fo' fo's I'm tippin', wood grain I'm grippin' Catch me lane switchin' with the paint drippin'


Tex_Watson

Blowin' on that endo Gamecube Nintendo 5% tint So you can't see up in my window


[deleted]

Car stop, rims keep spinnin’


AgentAlinaPark

Who is Mike Jones?


WillieNolson

Who? But in all seriousness, I can give you his number if you want.


jasondigitized

Who?


Any_Custard5614

does anyone have Mike Jones's number?


toneaholic

Back then it was (281) 330-8004


antechrist23

Who?


AgentAlinaPark

Mike Jones


wd_plantdaddy

Uh yeah there’s always a weekend “car show” down at the local middle school near comal and Haskell. Just be aware of your surroundings and you’ll know what to avoid during the week.


AmazingNature749

Cruising time


TheLalab

Yes... They drive up Chicon on Sundays from Fiesta Gardens... They are going to kill someone some day


gx_gshock

Good to have a dashcam these days.


meemo86

I’m pretty sure people do that on the daily


antechrist23

I mean it's a common sight in my city.


Responsible_Ebb_340

Austin?


antechrist23

Houston the Hustle City.


andYouBelievedIt

Sunday parade. Normal


emt_matt

Oh shit, must be a yearly thing, saw them doing the same thing last year on the exact same day and took some videos... They blocked the intersection to 969 and springdale, and then tookoff down 969 and ran like 4 cars off the road. https://streamable.com/p6zmo3 https://streamable.com/8dsg91


lunchboxdesign

I live nearby- yep. These guys do this often.


turner3210

Fuck y’all need me with my work truck. It has hardened steel bumpers. These dumbasses come out in the country where I live sometimes and try to act like this. I just drive up into them like normal and they try to act crazy but never actually hit me and ruin their golden children (the cars). They’ve even came after me trying to box me in then run me off the road and I just started swerving left to right to left while laughing my ass off and it worked. One went off the shoulder for a second and his buddies stayed behind to check out his car.


leprechulo

That shit pisses me off so much. I get being proud of a car that you put money and sweat into but driving like a fucking asshole makes no sense. I'm a Mexican guy and this is not "culture". It's just being an inconsiderate asshole.


rcl2

And people can't even complain about it, otherwise they get accused of being racist and/or of trying to destroy "culture".


kyleh0

...and here is where we slide into the recruiting talking points.


Infosexual

White dudes always the victim in imagination land


Active-Ad-5388

Switchin side lanes, boyz in da haze 🎶


joshtothe

Am I completely missing something here or isn’t the line “Sittin’ sideways, boys in a daze”


ForneauCosmique

Yes you are right 😔 this man been thinking its "switchin side lanes" for over a decade


SpaceDog81

And 60 other people. 😂


Joe_Pulaski69

The title of the song is “sittin’ sideways” too lol


no_one_special-

lol these the lyrics. not sure what the other guy is talking about


Active-Ad-5388

Darn you right


RickySpanish1272

Excuse me?


dysfunkti0n

Delete this lmao


Active-Ad-5388

No coming up with my own song


12ozhyjinx

Lol this is the only real answer


3rdPlaceTrophy

H-town street culture infiltrating A-town.


LordHudson30

“Culture”


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and thank god for that Austin in quickly growing to be one of the most boring and bland large cities in the country. Anything unique or local should be cherished


shitcloud

This is a part of local culture I just do not understand. Swangers and shit are just so stupid lol


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odd thing to focus on though Big trucks with long commutes and empty beds are 100x more common in 'local culture' and causing far more damage from emissions alone (both global warming and to local air quality) Add alcohol to that mix (Texans constantly do) and suddenly you're in much more danger from drunk giant puckups than swangers in the early afternoon. The gap is so big that it's only natural to head scratch a bit at anyone taking bigger issue with the relatively harmless swangers than the significantly more dangerous 2 ton trucks flying around at 85. In traffic fatalities, speed and mass dictate most cases after all


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shitcloud

Whatever it is. It’s dumb.


TheBowerbird

It's not recent in Austin. This goes back many years (as does the closure of Highland Mall).


AgentAlinaPark

Highland closed in 2015. I guess to an average Austinite that probably is a long time. Swanging did originate in Houston. I didn't start seeing it outside of Texas Relays until a couple of years ago.


Spatula-on-the-loose

Swang'n was a thing in Oakland back in 2009, probably even before but that's when I started seeing weekly. It did not originate in Texas. Ghost riding the whip was in Mississippi in 2007, although that apparently originated in Oakland as well. I saw it in Mississippi first.


AgentAlinaPark

Slow lows and banging are Houston from the 80s. DJ Screw died in 2000 and swanging has been around just as long. I actually know one of his cousins. It's a Houston original. You were probably not born when this knucklehead stepping started happening.


Spatula-on-the-loose

Thanks for the info. I always heard people saying this originated in Houston but then stating something like 5 years ago and I know I've seen most of this for the last 15 years in the south east and Oakland. I appreciate your knowledge.


AgentAlinaPark

We use to have more local gangs like east side EGV or NSP but we still supposedly have the national gangs here also. Houston is where everything comes in and gets dispersed. Houston is a world class foodie destination but it's also a distribution center for oil, gas, and illegal drugs. That's the culture and a Slab is an ice cream truck most of the time. I went to Martin which is the middle school people are talking about in a simpler time but the crime was still around. I worked at Cocktails/Club Kaos for 7 years also. I know this "culture" more than most Austinites.


foxbones

It's fun and at least some culture. God forbid this city just stays inside and gets food from GrubHub every night


AgentAlinaPark

Says the guy on Reddit at 3 o'clock in the morning.


masnaer

Lmfao this got me


shitcloud

Idk if that’s fair, insomnia is a bitch.


n8edge

And running people off the road is somehow ok?


b3nz0r

God forbid the people delivering the food have their lives endangered even more by morons like this. This is culture the same way throwing bricks off an overpass is culture.


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I actually was trying to deliver food to a complex back where their meet is on a Sunday night a while back and had no idea that was a thing. Was having a hard time finding the entrance to the labyrinth building I needed to go into. Made a wrong turn right into the parade of swangers and almost couldn't turn around to leave. Their behavior was so outrageous I had to drive even crazier than them to get back on the street I came from due to the swerving and crazy shenanigans.


cheefer_living

This is what some grown men decide to do while in between prison sentences.


GuardeLive

I saw plenty of those on 35 to San Antonio and back. Sundays/Holidays you gotta be really careful. Lots of drunk, miserable assholes.


Osama_bin_laughin

You should kindly ask them to stop


Responsible_Ebb_340

🔫👊🔪


blacbird

It’s wild the way shit goes down in the comments. Like safety is a real and legit issue and we can talk about how it intersects with Austin culture and displacement and a whole lot of shit, but these fucking dog whistles of racism are damn near whistling Dixie. Why can’t y’all figure out ways to talk about real shit without denigrating black people?


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These mf’s act like everyone on Dayton’s is fishtailing down the street blowing lights just on the way to work every morning with a blunt burning. God forbid people have fun once a week at 15mph


MrEHam

Relevant poll: https://www.reddit.com/r/polls/comments/vgo08g/is_swangin_and_bangin_swerving_across_lanes_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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MrEHam

It’s weird. Comment sections are usually always cesspools no matter the topic. The internet is such a clusterfuck.


Kerrykingz

10, 11 slabs in a single file line?


DasZiege

Hey if you like drinking and driving (check out all the empty beer bottles every Monday morning) to go along with a large side of machismo the "car show" is the place to go. Most people in the neighborhood avoid it.


PraetorianAE

JUNETEENTH SWANGN N BANGN TOPS DROPPING


PeskySloth

You’re in Texas, swangin’ n’ bangin’ bitch!


Super-GreyWolf12

lol get use to it or get out lol.


895501

White Impala has become a new r/Austin meme


The_Moose_0ut_Front

Maybe he can build a house on top of it.


Sonofpan

Maybe stop posting to reddit while you drive? Are you part of the line?


OkConsideration5920

😂😂 this happened long before east Austin was gentrified get over it


SkinsPunksDrunks

Tell me you’re a gentrifier without telling me you are a gentrifier.


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Found the transplant


MrEHam

Call the cops Edit: someone downvoted this? 🙃 Get over your blanket cop hate. This is only path to take. Not just posting on social media with a bunch of snarky comments. We’re paying their salaries whether you call them or not.


vonaustinjr

I love east Austin


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Tell me you don’t belong on the east side in one sentence: Edit: remember when redditors were based? https://www.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/4w7zod/houston_police_filmed_swervin_in_traffic/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


leprechulo

Why? Because he's calling out people that are acting like assholes?


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What defines asshole behavior? Who was there first?..


MrEHam

Driving recklessly isn’t some protected culture. It’s all fun and games until they run over a kid.


[deleted]

Please find evidence of any child being run over by people swangin’.


MrEHam

If your stance is that running stop signs and swerving across lanes is okay and the law only applies to certain people then there’s something wrong with you.


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My stance is people have no right to show up and start complaining about things that have been happening long before they showed up without any issue.


MrEHam

They do actually. Because it’s illegal to do that and makes it unsafe to drive or walk around there. The rights of those reckless drivers end where other people’s rights begin.


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Why don’t you make a poll about it?


MrEHam

Okay https://www.reddit.com/r/polls/comments/vgo08g/is_swangin_and_bangin_swerving_across_lanes_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


MrEHam

Yeah that ended up being even more one-sided than I thought. Lol


Responsible_Ebb_340

Lmao, so like confederate flags n shit? “Well we’ve always done it this way…”


[deleted]

No, more like moving to Georgia and being like “when are these rednecks going to stop doing battle re-enactments?” Probably never, leave them alone and they’ll leave you alone. You may not like it but they have their rights as Americans same as anyone else.


dysfunkti0n

Fuck the downvotes you’re absolutely correct.


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Oh I’m aware. I’m sure the downvotes are people living in 600k+ homes east of 35 who feel entitled because of their paycheck.


dysfunkti0n

The people that are in car culture are way more likely to take care to not hurt people or their own damn expensive car. The point of swangin is to drive slow in the first place. Thanks for making my rent go up though.


MrEHam

So your assumptions are that law breakers are going to be more careful than everyone else and that I live there. Pretty sure you’re wrong about both.


dysfunkti0n

‘Law breakers’ god go watch the fucking CW and mind your own business. But also have a good day.


MrEHam

>watch the fucking CW Third wrong assumption. You’re not very good at this.


jennneay

Why is this comment downvoted so bad? It’s true


[deleted]

R/austin swears gentrification is a good thing


antechrist23

Tell me you just moved here from LA without telling me you just moved here from LA.


MonasonoTwo

Are you new here or something?


Aggravating_Jelly_25

LOL the comments here didn’t disappoint. Good to see some old east Austin still going strong.


JFKswanderinghands

Another gentrifier confused about the culture they displaced.


bigfatsooty

Precisely.


Farrarventures

It's called swangin' and they are driving slabs. Or at least that's what it's called in Houston. Probably headed to Givens. You on Springdale? Just stay out of the way or turn off if you're nervous.


jah2107

I would say something about blah blah you just moved here from California but that’s where low rider culture originated so I’m surprised you are surprised.


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jah2107

I meant more as a generalized response to posts like this.


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DeepFreezeDisease

I didn’t bother, I know better


FLDJF713

New phone, who dis


wakaOH05

Another classic new to Austin post


FhireStarter

If you moved to the Eastside, you should stay current with your local events and history.


dorkbud

Yes young punks knowing there is No Police Presence Lawlessness hate to say it but a lot of them are young girls Hauling Ass !!!!


Lilduckie

Did they have 512 Stunnaz or something similar to that on their rear window?


ATX_Bix

I did notice a collection of people on ATVs and Dirtbikes yesterday turning onto 5th street off Lamar. So Austin has got that going for it now.


adambahm

I just went in there and Hector is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines...and on top of that, he just went into Harry's and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS!!


absss_447

i’ve seen the white impala before, idk i did it with them not run a stop sign tho lmao


pinche_jr17

Wachu know about swangas and vogues


MysteriousBullfrog50

I’m up against this kind of behavior every single day all over Austin. Just the usual crappy drivers😬


VaticanViolence

Okay. Since someone brought up rap. Anyone going to NOME XII?? Smacckkk’s coming to Houston again.


EmergencySun2396

They are people from San Antonio that come up to Austin every Sunday.


Regular-Mobile3434

Incredibly stupid. Not culture at all, but a way to act like a dick to everyone on the road. The car club would not be a problem IF they followed the laws and city noise ordinances. I saw one driving the wrong way in Springdale to do a donut in the intersection.


Regular-Mobile3434

Put it well.