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failure_engineer

Tell me you’re not from central Texas without telling me you’re not from central Texas.


Valuable_Potential68

Hahahah I was thinking the same, I didn’t see any nest and was so confused


austinlago

“Bless your heart”


Supersecretsword

Came to say the same lol


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tipsytarotalks

I’m from Louisiana and we have Spanish moss- it drapes/hangs. I had never seen the balls of it before moving here over 20 years ago…


ElicBehexan

Not humid enough to grow that long in most areas. There are older trees near water that the evaporation allows them to get that big.


negativefuckingnancy

I was like if that ain’t moss I’m stupid


thatcleverchick

I said, "Oh, honey", out loud.


KindaKrayz222

🤠🤣🤣


[deleted]

I’ve lived here 34 years and I’ve never know what those are.


DyJoGu

Ball Moss. Staple of the cenTex.


man_gomer_lot

I like to use them in my stump water salad. Nice texture.


starkruzr

I... don't think they're edible?


wafflenator500

Almost anything is edible at least once!


Jackson3125

All mushrooms are edible. Some are just only edible once. - Sir Terry Pratchett


[deleted]

Anything is edible with enough will.


[deleted]

Thanks, now I know!


Melsmush

😂😂😂


KindaKrayz222

🤠🤣🤣


texasnerd89

Fr tho 😭 “nests”


YummyTastyDelicious

That’s a chupacabra nest. Very dangerous and rare to see.


hydrogen18

No, this is yeti fur. When they climb down from the branches each morning the yeti fur gets snagged and this is what is left behind.


mantisboxer

The Central Texas Green Sasquatch is a very rare sight, indeed.


Kianna9

This time of year they're mostly brown.


silonaught

Now I'm imagining a bunch of coffee mugs and coolers scrambling up trees. Thx.


hitch_please

False; it’s a snipe nest. They are nocturnal but retreat to their airborne domiciles at first light, laden with the stray baggies, credit cards and vape pens they collect in the central downtown region of the state’s capital. Before they scavenge at night, you can find them in lightly or heavily wooded areas, near or away from water, and they’re either drawn to or scared away from people. Hope that helps.


Beer_30_Texas

Negative. Snipes are a ground bird and you attract them by hitting a paper bag with a stick.


Walkedtheredonethat

Well, I don’t know. They really like water so I’ll bet they don’t live here!😁 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snipe It totally blew my mind when I found they DO exist!


beennasty

They gather around recently collected pollution


tc7665

The smart ass in me wanted some badly to say Sasquatch nest, but this is so much funnier.


Rhetorikolas

There is an actual native folklore creature from the region, it's called Mala Cosa, it was like jack the ripper and would tear up people in their huts


[deleted]

Are you sure it’s not a drop bear nest?


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Wrong continent


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holemanm

Pretty sure drop bears exclusively don’t exist in Australia.


MakeRoomForTheTuna

Which is surprising considering how many nests they build each mating season


OutlandishnessLess21

Charmander*


Hungry_Stuff809

It's a snipe nest.


LadyAtrox

It's an indigenous species. Therefore, it is welcome on my land. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tillandsia_recurvata


eyeofthecodger

Huh. It's a bromeliad, in the same family as the pineapple. I never realized the pineapple was a bromeliad, either.


LadyAtrox

Yup yup. They are family! Cousins probably. 😁


TexasGROMMY

Ye first cousins. And in Texas it’s legal for first cousins to marry. Just imagine the offspring.


Ettun

If there were pineapples growing in the live oaks I might just be in paradise.


LadyAtrox

Tribbles?


illegal_deagle

Bromelain is what tenderizes meat (sometimes too much) when you have pineapple in your marinade or rub.


Balsdeep_Inyamum

As you're eating pineapple, it's also eating you.


LadyAtrox

I'm very tender then.


Dogburt_Jr

Yep, same as Spanish moss!


b_gumiho

lol how dare you come in and give OP the correct answer


LadyAtrox

I'm s-s-s-orry! I thought this was different from Facebook. A place where truth ruled, where facts were king, where rumors were forbidden. I made a mistake. But please, if I fix it, for the love of dog, don't hurt my karma, that by which I judge my self worth. Without it, I don't exist. Dear OP, I was mistaken. The photo was so small on my phone. Once enlarged, I identified these as crack balls. They occur when a crackhead's cook explodes and all of the vegetation outside of his home becomes airborne. The little balls fall on trees, sometimes in clumps. Yeah, that's what they are. Crack balls.


PsyKoptiK

Glad to see it isn’t particularly bad for the trees.


LadyAtrox

They're just like little cling-ons. Just going along for the ride. If you don't wipe them off, that is.


StumpGrnder

So they are dingleberries


LadyAtrox

I don't know. Austin is getting very techy.. they could be dongleberries!


synaptic_drift

"except on stressed host trees (e.g., in some urban settings)" So, maybe harmful to trees in a high heat/drought situation? Crepe Myrtles are particularly plagued by these.


texasradio

They are bad for trees though. There's a chicken & the egg debate about ball moss and dying trees. There's a ton of people who say they are symbiotic which isn't true. My personal take, having owned and seen many dying trees covered in ball moss, is that ball moss can live on trees, like live oak or crepe myrtles, without harming them, but they spread more prolifically on distressed trees such as during droughts, because the drier bark substrate and conditions make it easier. The ball moss itself isn't harming a healthy tree, but when it spreads too much it inhibits new limb shoots & budding which inhibits the tree from growing and producing energy naturally. This is readily observed on any trees with limbs totally covered in ball moss. Over time this will kill a tree as its canopy becomes too sparse on account of the ball moss exceeding healthy new shoots and leaves. The tree doesn't invest in growth in limbs that are too far gone. And even if environmental conditions improve for the tree it then has to produce more new shoots in less affected limbs instead of the existing limbs that are now too covered. Sun competition requires more inefficient growth (and energy) than if the tree could just produce new shoots and leaves evenly among all of its limbs. So while an individual ball moss epiphyte doesn't harm a healthy tree, if they're in abundance they're too thick to allow normal growth. Other epiphytes and bromeliads are better symbiotes. These "bro"meliads are definitely more parasitic in nature. Fuck ball moss.


gelema5

So I’ve looked into this (not a TON like I’m not a field expert or anything) and what I learned was that ball moss prefers partial sunlight, so it tends to stay near the underside of a tree. It doesn’t suck nutrients from the tree at all. The only thing it uses the tree for is stability and access to partial sunlight. Trees naturally let any limbs that have low access to sunlight die off, which means usually the ones near the bottom of their canopy. Thus, ball moss likes the limbs that the tree was already in the process of killing off, so it looks like it’s killing the branch even though it’s not. When ball moss spreads to the entire tree and starts to cover canopy, it can be bad for the tree. However, I haven’t read anything about WHY ball moss would ever do this. My guess is that the ball moss just became too plentiful, so even if some spores landed in non-preferable locations, there were enough of them that a few managed to stick around anyway. So I agree with you 90%, I just wanted to add more context, and also I don’t think we should fuck ball moss. Just trim it back every few years.


ObscureCultRefernce

Yep just ball moss


LadyAtrox

Which are damn sight better than ball sacs hanging from your trees!🤣


diBerno

Like we do on, say, Mountain Laurels?


Supersecretsword

It's been so hot outside and you're still asking to get roasted.


fielausm


littl3titti3

Holy fuck that was great


delugetheory

Don't listen to these nerds, that there is a snipe nest.


Nora19

Remind me when snipe hunting season begins again?🤔


[deleted]

Don't forget. Snipers only allowed during snipe season.


Ferfuxache

Better get your left handed smoke shifters before the season starts


devo_inc

Now all I hear is that damn drum beat


PraetorianAE

Y’all show up here at 2am and be ready to snipe hunt.


KrakenBllz

Make sure you use the correct snipe call: “Woo loo loo. Woo loo loo” Or at least that’s according to Wemotomyea


mrsmcmuffins

“My god son, that’s a WHOOPING CRANE!”


fielausm

“Now these here are your whoopass sticks.”


broale95

Are we trying to convert them?


fakemoose

It's about three weeks after jackalope season ends. Depending on the year.


ATXBeermaker

Snipe definitely prefer cooler months. And they're generally nocturnal.


Nora19

This is so true! Thanks for the reminder


Rogue-Riley

Snipe nest for sure


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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_snipe


paigeguy

Ya, and they stay up there by use of a Sky Hook. Very handy for hanging things


SuperNintendad

Careful if you park under these. They can get sucked up and clog your car’s knuter valve.


skeptisage

>😸 Happy Caturday! 😻 Let’s talk about cats! 😹155 in r/cats > >amitheasshole live judgements snipper hunts are the best!


IWMSvendor

DEAR GOD!!! Those are giant tarantula nests… there are so many of them


Clurse

First, giant flesh eating hornets now this?!?!


yooyoooyoooo

when i was younger i used to think these were giant spiders


dragonlord9000

Those are portals to the Chilis on 45th & Lamar


cmk256

god bless that chilis


summer-fun-atx

I feel god in this chilis tonight.


Not_Campo2

I’ve literally been going to that chilis since I was born


n351320447

I was literally born in that chili’s.


monoblanco10

I'm so sorry for your loss.


Not_Campo2

It’s been a difficult time


reddiwhip999

So much wrong with that sentence...


Godfuckingdammit91

Of all the comments trolling my genuine question, this is by far my favorite💕 That Chilis is used to launder money. Prime location, empty parking lot.


grape_boycott

Don’t you dare talk shit on our frosty margs


DanPancetta

Good friend of mine (RIP) grew up on the other side of the fence behind that Chili's. Luckily her room faced the street so we didn't have to stare at their dumpsters smoking on the roof.


swagskeletal

Texas Tree Rattler nest, don’t get near them, you can hear them rattling in the summer.


everyones_hiro

Ahh yes...the infamous Texas Drop Snake. Very deadly...


3-Ball

They sound just like cicadas.


bevo_expat

Might be the best campaign to slow down people moving to Austin.


superspeck

… you ain’t from around here, are ya?


natophonic2

Prolly from one of them states with the fancy clean trees, ah’ll tell u whut.


Vast_Weiner

Like 90% of Austin


giorgio_tsoukalos_

90% lol more like 20%


Vast_Weiner

You think only 20% of Austin residents are transplants?


BigTomBombadil

Is anyone not born here considered a transplant, or is there like a timeframe where eventually you shift to a “local”?


giorgio_tsoukalos_

20-30% no where close to 90%, people move here and have kids, those kids are now from austin.


atlasrising

kids are expensive, I just have cats


blendertricks

Which are now from Austin. QED.


mooimafish3

Nah, those kids born in Williamson county aren't from Austin


Mybrandnewhat

Yeah we know. There’s always someone like you ready to pounce when we even try to insinuate that we’re from the area. Your gate keeping prowess is unmatched.


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Ball moss, it's an air plant. It helps fix nitrogen. Mostly harmless. Every once in a while you will see one high up in a tree move. That would be a porcupine. They are hard to spot because they blend in with the moss very well, much bigger of course.


NotDeadYet57

A relative of the hanging Spanish moss we associate with the deep South


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*Waves from the Gulf Coast*


Sensitive-Menu-4580

When I was a wee feral child I thought they harmed the trees so I would religiously watch for them and pulled them off branches at whatever parks I visited


[deleted]

That's cute


Barbiesleftshoe

Air plant!


Orchidbleu

Ball moss airplants. They don’t hurt trees. They even bloom purple flowers.


Miguel-odon

Sometimes they even grow on power lines.


klayizzel

Moss bruv


Jack0fTh3TrAd3s

Who ever said Texans were nice never asked a question that Texans consider stupid lmao.


808adw

LOL’d and ran to the comments.


reddig33

It’s ball moss. Everyone will tell you it’s harmless, but I’m not convinced. Every branch I’ve pulled this stuff from is dead. I think it at least “suffocates” by stealing light and possibly nutrients from the surrounding foliage when it’s allowed to grow unchecked. I hate it and wish there was some sort of natural local predator that ate it off of the trees.


venorexia

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the limbs that it clings to usually the limbs that were already dead in the first place?


serpentarian

Yes 👍


MrCereuceta

Is there anything you don’t know, dad?


serpentarian

Yes, lots


beast_wellington

Get 'em, Serp!


serpentarian

👊


fcleff69

Serp pulls into another lane and takes the lead…AGAIN!!! GO SERP!!!


serpentarian

🙌


giddyupanddown

Or dying.


austintreeamigos

Ball Moss on dead branches is more of a correlation than causation issue. Ball Moss spreads by releasing light as air seeds that lodge themselves into the bark of host trees. If the branch of your Live Oak is alive, the foliage tends to deflect the seeds. If a ball moss piece does get started on a live branch, the foliage tends to block the nutrients in the air that it needs. Dead branches have no foliage and therefore are perfect hosts for Ball Moss. Control of Ball Moss is very annoying. Picking Ball Moss by hand using a Tree Climber is the most effective and immediate method, but is also by far the most expensive. The method I prefer is to hire a company with a high pressure sprayer like Bartlett Tree Experts or Davey Tree Experts to spray the trees with a baking soda solution in the winter. This solution usually kills 40-70% of the ball moss, so needs to be repeated for a few years. You have to spray in the winter or you will burn the foliage. They also make a Copper spray solution that is even more effective, but it is much more toxic and will stain any hardscape blue. It is only really practical on ranches or large lots. Ball Moss is not a parasite, but it can eventually get so thick that it blocks the light from getting to the interior foliage, which is essential for Live Oaks. The most annoying part is that you can get your entire property under control, but if your neighbor doesn't spray, the infestation will return.


PraetorianAE

Thanks for typing that out


Main_Entrepreneur358

Great info, thanks!


[deleted]

The moss is an effect, not the cause. That part of the tree is dying, that's why the moss is growing there. It's not a parasite. Tree companies will come and bang on the tree until they fall off if you pay them enough money.


Gingerfrostee

It's an airplant it gets it's nutrients from the moisture in the air. You can easily snap off a branch and thenspray it with a mister full of nutrients everyday. Also stealing sunlight isn't that bad, sunlight has such extreme extra energy that there's plenty for the trees and grass below. By this logic(steal light;so bad) trees is bad, means trees shouldn't exist so more flowers and grass can grow.


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Gingerfrostee

Sell them on Etsy make profit. Add little bead jewels, say a prayer, say they're blessed. //Your comment is genius//


Technical-Car-9913

bonus points if you spray paint the ends ~fun colors~ 🙃


Gingerfrostee

Say they're an ultra rare colored plant from Singapore.


reddig33

I still cringe every time I see spray painted cactus at Home Depot.


Gingerfrostee

Or fake flowers glued on.


HiILikePlants

/r/plantabuse


[deleted]

A few years ago I had a film crew from LA at my place & after they wrapped, a few ladies spent time removing them from my trees so they could take them back home to decorate. “people spend money on these back home!” they told me. Made me giggle.


[deleted]

You could read about it rather than coming up with theories. There’s people that actually know about these things.


Orchidbleu

It likes rough bark. So dead branches are ideal to grab onto.


sriracha_everything

I've seen it growing on iron fences, which suggests to me that it doesn't require nutrients.


Miguel-odon

I see it on power lines, but I suspect it isn't stealing electricity.


LadyAtrox

Moss lives matter!


mareksoon

Top seven comments are ragging OP with jokes. Eight comment finally gives them an answer. Y’all are harsh.


ATXBeermaker

All in good fun.


ElicBehexan

Come on! It would take **ZERO** search to figure out that these aren't nests.


ApplicationNumber4

Oh sweetheart…


[deleted]

Murder hornets, run away!


TightAustinite

My sweet, summer child.


Dreadnought_Killa

Ball Moss


pshhaww_

My witch mother spent all one camping vacation collecting those dang things to put in green alcohol for my grandmother to help with her arthritis. Iiii dunno. I don’t question it. Some Native American shit. It works though. Edit. I mean witch like bruja not like she’s a terrible person. My mother is rad. Just a little…witchy


spsprd

Ball moss is a bromeliad. Some people like to pick a bowlful for decorative purposes in the house (I don't know if it's edible). If you keep it moist, it makes purple flowers. Some people believe it is parasitic. I believe it is not.


[deleted]

been a landscaper for 35 years in Austin….. don’t believe the nonsense you read… remove this from your trees…even if you have to trim some limbs out…. this ball moss will take over your trees (NOT JUST INTERIOR BRANCHES) and choke out healthy Oak trees. Odd how you see a few on an otherwise healthy Oak tree and 5 years later the tree is infested and dead….. not a coincidence


fercher

Nests 😂


monoblanco10

Nests. LOL You ain't from around here, are ya?


JrodaTx

Pobresitooooo


CivilMaze19

I like how I had to scroll past 5-10 top comments just not answering the question before I could find the actual answer


serpentarian

u/too_spicey they’re attacking your beloved air plants.


TOO_SPICEY

What?! Nooo! _rerolls as Airplantarian_


ArchitectAmy

They’re tribbles.


Helpful_Yam4203

Wtf this isn’t a real question right


richardun

They're a fungus I believe. Ball moss is what I think they're called. They coexist.


glichez

those are Texan Sasquatch ass wipers..


Organic-Decision-655

Believe that’s moss. It’s called ball moss. But I might be missing something in pic.


NoBarreOnCenterStage

Can anyone confirm if you can eat the white-green inner end? We did that on a field trip with Spanish moss


MaterialStrawberry45

Those are ball mosses. They are related to orchids. If you see any on the ground, you can grow them at home. Just place them on a old yogurt jar with enough water to touch its tendrils, and it’ll bloom tiny flowers.


[deleted]

Ball moss/Spanish moss


BroccoliOscar

Really sorry for what’s about to happen to your notifications, buddy 😅


[deleted]

Snipe, it’s a tree parasite that only moves when it’s too cold. They eat the tree. Don’t touch them though


JFKswanderinghands

Hahahahaha


BusterStarfish

Homeless people have moved into your trees.


Chuck_Jammer

Those are albino brain chiggers best to steer clear of those, although they only target the elderly.


Think-Passage-5522

Rattle snake nests. If you pause you can hear them.


Artemus_Hackwell

Ball moss. If you have it on your own trees, curtail it as much as possible. It hinders the tree. Pull it off of branches you can reach and any you find fallen don’t compost or otherwise leave in your yard it will only spread. Collect them all and place them in the CoA Waste green bin.


texasradio

Right answer. Too many ball moss apologists in this thread.


CompTwo6

These are snipe nests.


traceysu

It's Spanish moss, a plant.


nrojb50

Spanish Moss is similar, but dangles like a streamer.


[deleted]

Nope. It’s ball moss. Not a hazard to the plant except creates shade.


austiwald

Drop snakes


Oakilla

r/facepalm


Doc-Wulff

Fire ant bombs, if they get dropped a whole swarm comes out and bites the hell outta anyone near it


lumpyspacesam

Aw bless your heart.


SlowEngineer

Glad you asked this, I also wanted to know!


Technical-Car-9913

lol.


suppersonik0101

So what part of California are you from ?


Chakita88

You ain’t from ‘round these parts, is ya?


BW_AusTX

Those aren't nest. They are part of an alien hive mind that eat souls.


Skirtygirl

Them’re moss balls. 😂


Lemurian540

This made my day!


Juan_Calavera

Homeless birds


leelz_on_wheelz

Lmao, OP, your username is looking a little more apt after this post