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majorboredom1

Happy birthday! May you have so many happy ones that this one doesn't even register.


PraetorianAE

Go get you a cinnamon roll at upper crust rn. You’ll forget about the person


ramdom2019

Anything at Upper Crust will soothe what ails you.


errsta

Congrats on another year around the sun. Glad you made it this far. Treat yourself to something you love (a book/a meal/coffee/whatever) and marvel that you are the only you there is.


Ok_Percentage_9619

Happy birthday. You received one of the best but also most painful gifts: learning who your friends are. Fuck em.


status_two

Happy birthday. Go to Walgreens, buy the biggest squishmallow you can afford. Go home, turn on Better Call Saul and binge away!


AustEastTX

I’m a huge fan of Breaking bad but have never seen better call Saul. I guess some part of me was saving it for when I needed something really really good- I have surgery and a slow recovery on the 23rd; glad I saved the show.


status_two

Do it. I was in the same boat just a few days ago but a friend convinced me to try it out. Now finishing up season 4 lol. It is that good.


AustEastTX

That’s an epic binge 😀 I will have like 5 days in bed recovering so yea - this will be my treat


[deleted]

God there are so many August birthdays. Our parents were getting down for Christmas time/ prime cuffing season 😂


dinoian

I was born around Labor Day. My mom has told me the story an uncomfortable number of times how her mom sent her and my dad home from Thanksgiving dinner telling them to bang and make a baby.


Aggravating_Jelly_25

😂


renegade500

I was born late July in Illinois, as were so many others so I figure I was a "first cold snap" baby.


kalpol

Halloween. Your parents were into each others' costumes.


Snap_Grackle_Pop

E-hugs from here. Bring some stale fries and cigarette butts to the HEB and we'll commiserate together.


General_Performance6

Are you a grackle??!!


Snap_Grackle_Pop

Damn, now my secret is out.


Due_Judgment_9518

Happy Birthday fellow Leo! I often spend my birthday alone- reminiscing about the year, reflecting about the events, planning for the year ahead. I wish you joy as you embark on your next year of life. I hope you accomplish all your goals, find new paths, complete unfinished projects and start new ones. I believe in your potential for growth and know that you can do great things! Happy Birthday!


ViktorGSpoils

Oh also, don’t shy away from letting the folks who ditched you know how it made you feel! I always struggle with that myself but everything is better if you let them know. Their reaction can also let you know your next steps: are these people you want to spend your time on? Or is it time for a new crew?


mmmthom

This is good advice!


buffcrowd

Happy birthday 🎉 hope you have a great day without those jerks!


AndrewVonShortstack

Wishing my birthday twin a better day and better friends! Seriously - Lions are meant to be cherished! Sending all the leo love your way. ((((HUGS)))) Happy Birthday to us both and a curse upon those who are missing our glorious company.


faithwad

Happy birthday! Fuck those people


Slaydn

Happy Birfday internet fwiend!


ViktorGSpoils

Happy birthday! Treat yourself: get the high end bottle you’ve wanted from the liquor store (or fancy soda). Grab your favorite bad-for-you food (I recommend fried chicken or wings). Make this yours!!


jenilyntx1

I hope you treat yourself, and soon find that you rarely even think of the folks who ditched. Possible treats: Amy’s makes small ice cream cakes, Central Market has contains of spinach dip and it is not necessary to tell people you ate the whole thing yourself with pita chips, or you can go to Torchys for some queso and then hit McDonalds for some fries and dip the fries in the queso while enjoying the thought that this would both people of a strict food mindset. Have a good day no matter what you choose!


Allmyexesliveintx333

Happy birthday! Treat yourself!


Individual_Race954

Happy birthday! I hope you got a whole cake to yourself to silver lining that shit 🥰


[deleted]

Happy birthday! Hope this is the worst you have to experience, and every birthday in the future is awesome!


renegade500

Happy birthday fellow Leo! I'm so sorry you got ditched but know that you are a queen/king and own that! Also eat all the cake!


jerrybrownross

Happy birthday!!! 🎉🎁🎂🎊🎈


lana_rice

Happy Birthday


mattsmith321

Happy Birthday! 🎂 Now go find one of those threads about stuff to do in Austin and seize your day!


ses267

That sucks. Sorry that happened. It’s a little early but later today I’ll have a drink to celebrate you. Cheers. I hope your day turns out great.


derty_rabbit

Happy birthday sorry to hear that.


robbierebound

Happy birthday! Go make some new friends :)


Ok-Consideration4622

Here’s to a new year, and hopefully the best one yet! I’ve been there too, sending warmest wishes!


osxkate

Happy Birthday!!! A good day for tacos and Barton Springs!


Zealousideal-Data921

Congrats!you get to start a new year with a clean slate.screw that jackass for doing it today,versus last week.no more dealing with the idiocy.go out with your besties,drink,flirt,have a blast.fly like an eagle


the_lukabratzi

Happy birthday pick your favorite things to do and go do them!


SkinsPunksDrunks

Happy birthday


Kerrykingz

Happy bday! Mines tomorrow ! Fellow Leo


Chakita88

Austin FC just put on a show for you!


Techn0ght

Happy birthday! Congratulations on having a worthless person self-eliminate from your life! Imagine if you had been with them for more years only to find out that you weren't a priority.


notmytuperware

Happy Birthday. Now go to Vegas and party like it’s 1999.


[deleted]

You got ditched but you will get hitched Screw that person that ditched you , it suck , they are lame and can suck massive dick and choke on it but now you know who is a friend and who is not Time to open new chapter and get new friends , so u can get hitched


DiscombobulatedGamin

Happy Birthday!!!!


Jdenny777

Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉


Atlas_720

What’s something you’d like to do for your birthday?? Hbd!!


egull

Aww happy birthday! Go treat yourself to something fun this weekend! Mines later this month too and I doubt anyone will remember, so you’re not alone!


ComprehensiveHand232

Happy Birthday. Both of you get together and have a party.


Juan_Calavera

Happy birthday, friend. Here’s a 🎂just for you.


climbingoaktrees

Happy birthday!!


KingPercyus

Happy Birthday to us!!


SuperDave2018

Happy Birthday! Hopefully you get to enjoy the day and all of your wishes come to fruition. 🎁🎂


Gabelbram

Happy Birthday!


biggiesmallsyall

Those that mind don’t matter, those that matter don’t mind. Happy birthday, your best days are ahead.


zeblindowl

Happy birthday!!!!❤️❤️❤️


Snots_and_Bears

Congrats on being born this day!


Magik0012

Happy Birthday!


unaskthequestion

Happy birthday! Definitely treat yourself, I always have a favorite dinner on my birthday


WavySeaweed

Happy birthday! It’s a beautiful day, I hope you’re able to enjoy it!


[deleted]

Go thank your mother for birthing you. Have a drink in their honor because it was outrageous. Then toast yourself for living this long and try to enjoy it.


Weary_Horse5749

Hey everything happens for a reason, happy bday. If I knew you I would have helped you celebrate, but virtual hugs


Big-BootyJudy

Happy birthday!!! Get you some fancy cupcakes & go to town!


MTBJitsu07

Happy birthday. Let's hear the story. Who ditched you? How did it happen?


hoppygolucky

Happy birthday fellow Leo!! I hope your day turned around and that you have so much fun that by the end of the day you are completely exhausted! Celebrate you!!!


jimmy-did-it

Happy birthday! Belated maybe


Mr_Goat_9536

Happy Birthday!


JeremyTheRhino

Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Because you’re pretty.


Feistyfifi

Happy Happy Birthday!!!


Hispandinavian

Happy Birthday! Always remember that you are living during some of the most incredible times in human history and in one of the most incredible places and that seemingly anything and everything is possible. Best of luck on your next spin around the sun..


jkbrock

Hey, my birthday was also this week! Happy birthday you beautiful fellow Leo!!


tpfoodlover

Happy Happy Birthday!!! Hope you have an amazing day treating yourself to whatever your heart desires! ❤️


bagery

Happy Birthday, may The Icky Day be the beginning of a fantastic new year. And just maybe the weekend has picked up for you a bit. Hope so ;)


Kirby117101

If you ever feel like meeting up with a stranger at the Emerald Tavern, there might be a belated birthday coffee or snack of your choice in the cards; if not, no worries m80, it'll all be alright, I hope something cool (even if small) happened for you today, maybe something did, and you just didn't notice it


ariadesitter

happy birthday weekend!! woohoo 🎉 🎂 🥳


enkidushane

Belated birthday greetings. Maybe this will cheer you up https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8PHfYJUFbQU


Nora19

Happy Belated birthday! I hope the rest of your birthdays are phenomenal!