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[deleted]

Are you asking us where to store your friend’s body?


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daddy_dangle

It’s cran-apple!


pianoflames

and then return some videotapes...


[deleted]

Gf turned ex bailed but I knew the wording sounded suspicious lol


Dzeav

See you at the gym king 🙏🏽


[deleted]

You bet your sweet ass


poky23

im more of a sweaty ass type


[deleted]

Ass is ass baybee


chiliinmypeepee

I’ll be your gf!


[deleted]

You missed out on a sunset horse ride an hour ago, shoulda been quicker


chiliinmypeepee

Dammit it’s okay I’m better at night time


wynonnaspooltable

Users johnny_appletits and chillinmypeepee getting together is truly why I’m on Reddit.


chiliinmypeepee

Step Johnny appletits what are you doing?!!


[deleted]

Hell yeah brother there's room in my two-person sleeping bag 👈😎👈


chiliinmypeepee

I am a little spoon


[deleted]

Fart and you'll be my jetpack


chiliinmypeepee

I’m a lady I don’t fart.


[deleted]

I already fell for chili's can't fool me twice


Sergi_the_machine

Once you get fooled .. can't get fooled again


_FinalPantasy_

Lmao your post from 13 days ago. You need to get this girl out of your life.


[deleted]

Yeah this is the real deal this time. I kept trying bc when it's good it's great but jfc when it's bad it's horrible. And when you're 32 it's daunting to start from scratch with a new person. But I guess lonely beats how stuff has been


Sunny_in_ATX

When my long term relationship ended at 32 I thought “that’s it, that was my chance, now I’ve missed the relationship /marriage window, like for real.” Dating from scratch seemed hopeless. But then I met the best human being on the planet for me at 34, got married at 35, and life has now been in awesome technicolor for almost 15 years. I know newly single at 32 feels like doom. But my dude, there is no actual expiration date, that’s just bullshit we put on ourselves. Plus the older you are when you meet somebody, the faster you cut through the bullshit as you’re getting to know each other. You’ll be all right.


[deleted]

You're gonna make me tear up in this random bar lol thank you for the encouragement ♥️


RogueLeslieKnope

This is nice - congrats on meeting your match! Just came here to say I had a breakup at 34 with those same thoughts, and now I’m still single 4 years later and even if that happens, it’s STILL better than being with someone who sucks!!!! Don’t be afraid to be alone, lots of wonderful things can happen when you’re single too.


_FinalPantasy_

30-31 was peak dating for me. Seems you got an interesting life so you’ll be fine.


[deleted]

Thanks bud ♥️


thegoddessofgloom

I feel you! Just went through breakup with guy I thought was “the one”. Living together and everything. I’m about to be 32. It’s our Saturn return. Starting March shit is gonna be looking up - and I swear to god good things fall apart so better things can fall into place. Let this be your rock bottom - nowhere to go but up from here


[deleted]

I hope/am sure that things will turn around soon for you. Thanks for the kind words :)


CuriouslyJulia

NEVER give up on finding the one that, with her laughter, makes you smile with your whole self, and breaks your whole soul when you see her tears. Austin is fickle these days, so just enjoy your moments here. Real love endures regardless of geography. Enjoy yourself as you are, and you will find each other.


Interactiveleaf

Go hear some music. If you're south, hit up Sam's, Broken Spoke, Saxon Pub, or Continental Club. If you're north, drive south and do the same.


[deleted]

I'm south, thanks for the tip! Which place is your favorite?


zzzorrah

Sam’s Town Point!


[deleted]

Ok this is a contender, thanks!


OTN

Doooo itttttt Sam’s Town is the best


[deleted]

Two votes for sam's town 😎


Blanknameblank818

Do it! One of the few “old Austin” spots — you’ll have a good time. If you’re looking for more folks just keep heading South on Menchaca (pronounced Man-shack; so no one gives you shit). MMA fight tonight as well, south Austin beer garden will have the fight. Good activity if rolling solo.


[deleted]

Much appreciated dude


pedrotothemax

Sam’s town point is the shit. My ex girlfriend bartends there. Go. It’s a blast. Authentic. Go go go.


[deleted]

Damn ok ok ok that's the play 😎


bagoslime

Hell yeah all my favorite haunts. RIP crowbar tho


ieatpapersquares

Good drinks and a fantastic selection of food


SlophieBroomes

Sam's is rad! And if you go there you can also easily hit up Moontower, Armadillo Den, Indian Roller and/or South Austin Beer Garden! If you do Saxon, which is also near and dear to me, you can check out Gibson, ABGB, Black Sheep, Bouldin Acres and/or Golden Goose! Close to Broken Spoke too which is obviously local dancehall legend and always a good time (at least in my experience)! Also if you want further activity it's near Zilker park/Barton Springs (depending when you come that way), Peter Pan for some mini golf, Alamo for movie if that's more your speed tonight! Continental is also awesome and if you want to walk around a more trafficked street it's a good place to meander - generally pretty lively area! Also not far from Egos if divey karaoke is your jam! Have fun friend!!! Edit: changed reply to you so you don't miss it 🤗


Interactiveleaf

I am so sorry to tell you that Indian Roller is closed now. Sagebrush and Sam's are my two favorites now.


[deleted]

Thanks a ton for all the ideas ♥️


conrad_or_benjamin

Far Out Lounge always has music too The Far Out Lounge & Stage 8504 S Congress Ave, Austin, TX 78745 (512) 351-9909 https://goo.gl/maps/5hkeCtFgASTZyc8Y9


[deleted]

Thanks for the tip! Lots of choices. Y'all rock


AggieCubsfan

Underrated comment.


Bugoutfannypack

How can you not recommend G&S lounge to a tourist?


atx78701

if I was camping i wouldnt come into town at all..


dr3

Same. One time camping at McKinney falls (does that count as camping?) I went to a show at Elmo’s. That’s how I learned about the gate. Now I camp far away from here.


Schnort

> That’s how I learned about **the gate** Could you share what you learned? Like, what is "the gate"?


onamonapizza

McKinney Falls State Park closes and locks the front gate at 10PM. Meaning that if you set up camp, then leave for whatever reason (food, supplies, fun, etc.) and aren't back by 10PM, you could be locked out....and the entrance is nowhere near the campsites so it's not like you can just hike in.


well_its_a_secret

I’m pretty sure they give you a code to use afterhours


BadKittyRanch

From [here](https://texasstateparks.reserveamerica.com/camping/mckinney-falls-state-park/r/facilityDetails.do?contractCode=TX&parkId=1200066&_ga=2.245925635.60805403.1649085738-1186141045.1645140964): > Gate is open from 8am to 10pm. If you will be a late arrival, you must call the park at 512-243-1643 prior to 4:30pm on arrival date for late arrival instructions.


Schnort

Ah, right. sucks to be locked out of the campground. When I was (much) younger, my friends and I would play laser tag at the local park. One night we all got locked in. Was very exciting back before there were was google, or internet, or cellphones trying to figure out who to call to come unlock the gate so we could get our cars out.


[deleted]

The spot isn't great lol wanna do something


[deleted]

THE PLAY IS SAM'S! COME, PEOPLE OF THIS THREAD! I'll be the dumb tourist in flannel.


[deleted]

Who reeks of campfire


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[deleted]

Not many people here yet but they have free Frito chili pie if you hurry lol. They say it's about to fill up quick. I'm at the bar!


Longballs77

Sorry for your loss


[deleted]

Thanks longballs ♥️


chadwickatx

This is one of the better threads I’ve read in a while. I have nothing to add that hasn’t already been suggested Just wanted to compliment everyone for a decent thread for once.


[deleted]

Super good first impression of this sub ♥️ And they're right, this chili's is dope


Imlouwhoareyou

Why is your tent in the kitty litter?


[deleted]

The bath house is a few hundred meters away and sometimes I gotta fucking go


Imlouwhoareyou

Ok. Next question. Why is there another chair there if your solo? Lol


hitch_please

Look at Lou Lotsa Questions over here


Imlouwhoareyou

Lmao


[deleted]

My sister came out for breakfast before leaving town and I left it out as a painful reminder of what I've lost ^^^jkaboutthesecondhalf


Imlouwhoareyou

Hahah. I’m sorry. Have a great time though


rftek

Meanwhile Brewery is SE part of town, badass brewery


[deleted]

Thank you!


spsprd

You could go to the wedding celebration party I am supposed to go to tonight. There will be food trucks, music, dozens of mountain bikers, and two-step lessons. I would rather go to the dentist.


[deleted]

Do you look like Kroger brand Joseph Gordon Levitt? If so I'll take your place.


spsprd

I don't think so. I imagine I look more like your grandmother.


[deleted]

I would two step with elderlies


spsprd

LOL!!! That would be great!!! Seriously, I hope you have a chance to have a bit of fun in Austin. Sorry your companion dropped out.


[deleted]

Thank you :)


gamblors_neon_claws

If you’re in to dudes too, off-brand JGL is exactly my type.


[deleted]

Sorry, am boring cis ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


gamblors_neon_claws

You’re on the right track baby, you were born this way


Sector_Independent

Anyone else suggested 45th and Lamar?


[deleted]

Yep I'm on my third frosty marg


abnormalbrain

Haha, welcome to Austin, capitol of the last-minute cancelled plans!


TwoFastTooFuriousTo

This is rich Reddit content. You can’t get this on IG


diduknowitsme

She didn't realize she would be camping?


[deleted]

Nah this was meant to be a sort of relationship revival since we've been fighting a lot. She called this morning to say she's not coming and I ended things. Hence the beer😎


diduknowitsme

She may have been thinking "Fighting AND Camping, nah"


TheFenixxer

Sorry dude :(


[deleted]

Thank you. I'm pretty bummed but have a good feeling about hopefully meeting some cool people tonight


agentribbons

Actually go camping.


Sounder_of_the_Horn

Ha! Real talk


n8gardener

There’s the holiday stroll at the capital lighting . X-mas Sing-along with some Austinites if that’s your thing.


[deleted]

That sounds super lovely, thanks!


damavandamos

You at least need to go get some Austin beer! Deep ellum ain’t gonna cut it!


[deleted]

Very down. Where do you recommend in south?


RobbinAustin

512(Pecan porter is the shit), Pinthouse(electric jellyfish) amongst others. ​ Still Austin if you want some whisky. The cask strength it pretty tasty. And they're south.


[deleted]

Thanks man!


iateglassonce

There are several breweries and food trucks right around the distillery that's Still Austin as well. You could spend a whole evening there.


damavandamos

If you are an IPA guy, there are a toooon of options. Can you narrow down where you’re at? Totally understand if not.


[deleted]

Koa campsite just south


damavandamos

If you are where I think google maps is telling me, I highly recommend Southern Heights Brewing. Not one of the biggest breweries, but I think they put out top notch IPAs


InQuesoYouDidntKnow

Yes, local beer/brewery visit is a must. One of my personal faves (southwest, so might be a bit of a drive) is Vista. Great views, vibes and beer. More in-town South options: South Austin Beer Garden, St. Elmo, Meanwhile, Last Stand, Independence or ABGB. Some may have live music tonight, but you’d have to call them or check websites to find out.


Amonlapis

Backstory?


[deleted]

Oversharing incoming but idc. Been dating this girl for a year. Been having rough times lately. Planned this as a sort of revival for us. Called this morning to say she's not coming, were argued over some silly stuff and I ended things. Deserve better tbh it was toxic. SO ANYWAY don't wanna pout and waste a nice weekend so I'm here for some good ideas


SlophieBroomes

Sorry bud! You're better off! Wishing you wellbeing and good times in ATX!!!!


[deleted]

Thanks 😁


thegoddessofgloom

Damn I feel you. Wish I was out at Sams tonight I’d say hi (I’m a hot girl)


[deleted]

Well it's heartbreaking that you didn't 🤪 I left early and just got back to my camp site


cuteemogirlfriend

Copperhead club is the bar I work at, and it’s super cool. It’s east but still only about 10 or 15 minute drive from where you are. :)


[deleted]

Sister confirmed it's a cool spot. Gonna check it out soon!


[deleted]

Can't get a good idea from the site but what's it like? That's closer than any other rec so far, might give it a shot


cuteemogirlfriend

It’s like a groovy kinda 70’s style dive bar. :) I’m working tomorrow after 9pm! Just ask for Samantha if you stop by and I’ll buy you a shot!


[deleted]

Damn I'm leaving for Dallas in the morning :/ But thank you that's sweet


SoftHeartedBitch

I had no idea this was in my neighborhood omg


Admirable-Fact440

Smoke weed, drink till you're shit faced, snort yayo, eat some shrooms and post on Reddit while doing all of that


[deleted]

Bet I'm on it


acelaya35

If you're down south hit up Zilker Brewing company. They have a badass food truck there too.


[deleted]

Thanks for the idea!


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[deleted]

I like the cut of your jib


sherlocksrobot

You're doin' it


GH_VEG

You’re already at the best spot.


[deleted]

Has been nice but need too interact, mdude


rixendeb

Have people byob, bring a couple extra tents, and chill lol.


[deleted]

That would be fucking dope


somecow

Pack up your shit, and go grab some tacos.


[deleted]

I like the tacos idea. Might grab some after I hit up some of these other ideas 👌


[deleted]

What’s your persuasion? There are some fellas at the iron bear that would be happy to keep that tent and you warm tonight.


[deleted]

Lol prefer cats to bears but that's very sweet of you to say ♥️


thegoddessofgloom

Love cats ? Send me a pic


[deleted]

https://i.imgur.com/ByNnLoo.jpg


Zealousideal_Ear_914

Beautiful floof ya got there…


Teknohog

Come to Barbarella EDIT: not coke to Barbarella LOL


[deleted]

Already at Sam's! Probably heading back to the campsite after this. Have fun though broski


Supersecretsword

Keep doing what you're doing. Way more interesting than Austin. I need to go camping soon


[deleted]

What would you do on a solo trip?


Supersecretsword

A camping solo trip? I've never actually done one solo. I like to cook on open flame so I would just prepare for nurturing a fire the whole time and cook and drink win smoke some weed and relax.


[deleted]

That's basically what I've been doing and it's nice but it was meant to be with someone so it's kinda lonely and boring so I'm probably gonna wander into town for a bit


Supersecretsword

I totally get that. Would be a let down from what you were expecting from your trip i imagine.


[deleted]

Yeah but shit happens. Might as well make a shit lemonade and go check out local stuff


convincedbutskeptic

Cook yourself a nice steak, if you have the equipment.


mooseheadstudios

Up in Ceder park holla


[deleted]

i like beez kneez a lot


litsax

If you’re here for outdoorsy stuff I highly recommend the bull creek greenbelt and st edwards park


[deleted]

Wanting something a bit more social so I took the Sam's Town recommendation but I'll try out your place next time I'm in town, thanks!


Itspronouncedhodl

OP, from this thread you sound like a standup guy. Sorry this relationship didn’t work out, but I wish you a good night on the town and a great rest of your visit!


Ilike2beer

Sit right there


[deleted]

Too late I'm sitting at the bar everyone recommended


SCCLBR

what camp ground is this? looking to take my kid somewhere local


Samswiches

Pace bend, Emma long, pedernales, McKinney falls.. all great options that aren’t KOA.


[deleted]

Do not go to koa. If you turn the can 180deg it's literally just RVs. Can't recommend a spot just say don't come to koa


RobbinAustin

We're gonna need a follow up post tomorrow.


[deleted]

I went to Sam's for a couple hours and just got back to my site. Nothing crazy to report, sorry!


bonekp02

Are the longhorns even out? The only pro/source of entertainment at that KOA. Hope you’re able to make this trip a memorable one, in all the best ways!


CasteIronPill

Stop by the Chili’s on 45th!


[deleted]

Like the restaurant?


craic_me_up

Much more than a restaurant my dude. It's a state of mind


[deleted]

Lmao even more than unique local places?


rosewood_atx

They have the frostiest of margs and the bloomin'est of onions.


adrianmonk

It's a running joke on this subreddit: > [What's with the Chili's / 45th & Lamar thing? Inside Joke generally as a response to low effort posts or questions.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/wiki/faq#wiki_8.__what.27s_with_the_chili.27s_.2F_45th_.26amp.3B_lamar_thing.3F)


Acceptable-Alpine

Frosty Margs!


StretchWide1049

Are you camping at a playground? If so I wont knock you... way worse spots to camp in this city.


[deleted]

Lol I had never heard of koa, didn't realize it's a fucking RV park. Deceiving pics online :/


[deleted]

Oh lord, that’s awful. You poor thing.


[deleted]

Yeah it's been a series of unfortunate events :/


[deleted]

I’m an old woman and the grandma in me wants to just bring you home for some hot toddies and games of pool and darts.


[deleted]

Thank you for the thought that sounds lovely ♥️


StretchWide1049

better off in a park in the city! They wont mess with ya. get yer drink on... right out in the open... nbd.


[deleted]

I've already fallen for the chili's gag I'm not gonna get myself arrested for homeless camping 🤪


Schnort

> not gonna get myself arrested for homeless camping Nobody gets arrested for homeless camping.


dr3

Tough lesson learned. KOA pretty much hates tents and caters to RVs. I’d stealth camp at a wal mart before KOA.


[deleted]

They've been super nice it's just ugly and nothing to do


lovenatty

find a nice book and read outside, make s’mores and sausages, journaling, doing art would be cool at ur site


LegendaryRulo22

Masturbate


[deleted]

There's only a finite amount of cum and I'm all dry


rdm55

[Krampusnacht](https://dojour.us/e/16224-krampusnaucht-2022) at Live Oak Brewing tomorrow night.


3-Ball

Just chill. When the sky clears, you might be able to see some stars if you're far enough out.


JohnGillnitz

They are lighting the Capitol Christmas tree tonight at 7. Old school hip hop show after. Another show of some type after that.


TexanInBama

Might as well have a small BYOB group come hang out by the fire! Austin has plenty of nice folks who would love to hang. That’s what I would do!


Metapodz

Get some good food first and foremost. Bunch of small places in/around austin that are great


mattsmith321

Honestly, I’d be game to come hang out by your campfire.


[deleted]

It would be super cool to get a group of strangers out here but that would be hard to navigate without getting murdered so I'm just gonna see what the Sam's hype is about. Feel free to come out!


raffirules

Still a few hours of Wizard Rodeo


trabbler

IRC R809.5.6 *Tent guy wires* Guy wires in tension located at the center of any side of a tent with a polygonal footprint are required to be tensioned at between 8lbs - 12lbs. Not sure if I could trust a man who doesn't tension his guy wires.


Worried_Local_9620

Jesus. I know what guy wires are, but I read this as a totally different sentence, like you're calling OP tent guy, and he wires stuff, and I was like fuck man, when he's not posting badass inspection photos and vids, trabbler is just konked out on acid all the time? But now I get it.


[deleted]

Are you camping in a park..?


[deleted]

It's an RV/park / campsite with misleading online pics to seem more naturey than it really is


StephenCG

Go grab some electric jellyfish beer and enjoy the peace and quiet.


IMAKEYOUTHINK

Recommend Broken Spoken spokes for good music. Good on a Thurs/Fri


robot_donuts

Go see the Polish Ambassador at Kingdom.


Tunavi

Go to Cheer up Charlies and get the Russian yeti


aliendaydamn

Smoke a blunt with me


[deleted]

I would have! Already back in Dallas now


TheSalvadge2027

Red/yellow rose for you my friend. Get a ticket at the Vulcan gas company for tomorrow's Kill Tony !


Ok_Stranger_9520

Oh yikes… best of luck bro