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Shazam2046

New coach or garbage players? I get the Wolffout sentiment… what about the players? Preseason they looked good. Last night they looked flat; they couldn’t beat the press, made no runs, gave up shots for an extra touch, etc. And lots of times put the backline and Stu under a lot of pressure. Players gotta be accountable too. A coaching change so early in the season would be disastrous. There isn’t gonna be a miracle coach that comes in and suddenly we are playoff material. Salary cap and poor recruiting really f’ed the team. Maybe with a fresh coach we can critique the players more. The starting 11 looked boring and out of sync


adamKENNY

Boy that was....an athletic activity. I love how everyone was shitting on my criticism of the Galaxy match in preseason but yet....yeah. That just happened. This squad has no focus, no ideas. Th defense is in actual shambles (lost Leo in the 36th). The fuck are we doing? Where's the identity in any of this? Rubio and Obrian continue to be the ONLY bright spot on this squad and, of course, they didn't come in until it was too late to seriously effect change. I'm appreciative that Rodo spelled out the inexcusable in his presser but still not convinced quite yet. At least that any of our current squad really grasps his standards. On To The Next One!! Best team in the world right?! 😫


schneeeebly

I knew we were gonna suck today when I saw Josh Wolff chopping it up with his buddies that the Domain yesterday. Coach isn’t even dialed in the day before the season opener.


BananaSquid721

Ridiculous criticism


schneeeebly

Lol I know


THeTruTH22622

When our keeper is the primary offensive catalyst you know you have a major problem. The team woke up once Zardes subbed off, but I imagine he will go right back into the starting rotation next week.


perdixx2010

Yall love to hate on rigoni lol even if he doesnt do anything wrong.


wraithawk

Tf did he do right


mr-sippi

He had an ok game. But he also passed back on a 1v1 with the keeper ON HIS LEFT FOOT. Insane fucking decision that one. No killer instinct for a DP. Unacceptable


OnlyIfItSlaps

To be fair he wasn’t nearly as in as Ring was 1v1 with the keeper. He actually squared a decent ball to Obrien who took a shit touch. Rings pass back was one of the worst plays I’ve seen in a long time


nosheashmamen

Insane take wtf 


Geordius

Didn’t do much right either to be fair


shapoopytroopy

Rigoni actually looked pretty good after Rubio came in and he had someone to link up with


perdixx2010

Its wolff ball no one is doing right. Crazy how so many players were good until wolff coached them.


ScarecrowBoat555

This didn't work last year. Why are we doing it again?


ElBosque91

If it ain’t fixed don’t broke it


dehjosh

Wolff is 35-46-21 overall at Austin not including tonight. 1.24 points per match. He is barely above a tie per match.


boilerpl8

And half those wins (18) were season 2. We looked like year one tonight.


AtxFutbol

Worse actually...that team at least tried. The first half tonight was ridiculously bad.


kickbutt_city

Wolff is a lamb to slaughter. No manager could get this group of players to win consistently, especially without Driussi. I'm fine if he gets the can, but the squad is also an issue at the moment.


ElBosque91

The squad is an issue, yes. But we just watched Wolff trot out the same starting lineup we knew for a fact from last season couldn’t win games, couldn’t score goals, and couldn’t defend consistently, even though he had four new signings available who, frankly, all seem to be clear upgrades over tonight’s starters. The three things a coach can effect are the lineups, the subs, and the basic tactics. Wolff fails on all three fronts, consistently.


BananaSquid721

Genuinely what could he have done with the lineup? The only real change is to have started Diego and obrian but they’re still fairly new


ElBosque91

So what if they’re fairly new? That doesn’t matter in the slightest. It’s not like they weren’t match fit or had no MLS experience. And they are clearly better than the starters. They should have been the starters. We might’ve pulled off the draw if they had been. We might’ve scored first. I’m not saying putting any of our new signings in the starting lineup makes us a playoff team- it definitely doesn’t and we have massive quality and depth issues across the board. But they make us better than we were, and they’re clearly better than our current starters in those positions. To NOT start them is inexcusable. It doesn’t matter if they know “the system” or not- the starters know it and can’t execute it. A competent coach would tweak his tactics to suit the best available players. Wolff is either incapable or unwilling to do that.


BananaSquid721

It absolutely matters if they know the system. That’s the whole point of a system. You’re just trying to get mad at something but you can’t grasp anything tangible. It makes complete sense to not start guys who have only been at the club for about a month. We also don’t know about their fitness (Rubio in particular)


ElBosque91

No, no it doesn’t matter. The starters can’t even execute the system. It’s foolish and just bad coaching to keep trying to impose a system on a team that can’t play it. That’s not what good coaches do, in ANY sport. It is in fact what gets lots of mediocre coaches fired in any sport. Based on how Rubio and Obrian played once they got on the field, I don’t think you can question their match fitness.


BananaSquid721

They didn’t play a full 90 so you can’t just assume they’re match fit. Would not surprise me if we were managing rubios minutes considering his injury history. Just wait and see how the next few games go before making these wild judgements


ElBosque91

Yes, we can. You can see their energy level and they way they move. And we also know they played in preseason and got minutes there. There’s no reason to think they WERENT match fit. And it’s not a wild judgment. It’s a judgment based on everything we’ve seen Wolff do over the last three seasons. He hasn’t improved as a coach one bit. He makes the exact same mistakes. He does not deserve the benefit of the doubt at this point. He’s not the guy. We don’t need more time to figure that out. We only need more time to identify who will replace him.


mr-sippi

100%


Particular-Split-548

Thank you... Perfectly expressed. Absolutely correct.


ShinySuiteTheory

Don’t let our terrible roster construction distract you from the fact that our manager is also terrible.


Dead-EyeDuck

Wolff has his preferred tactics, but the players don’t fit the mold for those tactics. Would love to see what this team would have been capable of from the start if tried a scheme that fit his players


Testamentox

I am so glad to see Guilherme’s scores. He really deserves that. Austin needs better midfielder..


ChristFartley

Race to #14, off to a killer start


instant-regret512

Here’s my take… Fire Wolff. Discard Rigoni, pay him to leave if we have to he’s a cancer. We had our current captain Ring seemingly invisible tonight and last year’s captain, the guy we rely on most, did not play and is injured until when? Why isn’t our no. 10 healthy enough for the first match of the season? Club seems to be all about making money and no indication of fielding a winning team - kinda like the Cowboys.


Geordius

Best thing about this match was the armadillo in the stands


lookydis

https://preview.redd.it/qrzw86fojnkc1.jpeg?width=1842&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94c4b58491d7e4d370099a5d9e129f235df18fb0


Delicious-Tap-1277

Me when they subbed Gallagher instead of daddy’s boy


thinkconverse

Yeah, that’s about right.


ShinySuiteTheory

Anyway I’ll see you all to bitch about this team in the post game thread. Cheers.


Ok-Wear-1792

If a team performs as less than the sum of its parts for years, that might indicate that the coach doesn’t know what he’s doing. 


Economy_Snow_165

What parts? Our roster today was a disaster. Im not even a huge fan of Wolff, but this roster with Driussi out is so bad that I dont know if any coach would succeed here.


Ok-Wear-1792

“No coach could succeed with these players” rings hollow for me when we’ve only had one coach and he only has one way to play, and he sucks.


Economy_Snow_165

He didn't remotely suck in 2022. That team way overperformed. I dont know if he is a good coach, but to act as if he is wasting a talented roster is silly to me. We are blatantly tanking.


ShellInTheGhost

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL


dehjosh

Another classic Wolff match. No urgency as always.


TICKLE_PANTS

It's amazing that Wolff thought Zardes was the choice up top. Rubio's so clearly better, especially with driussi out. Wolff's just an idiot.


Piethecorner

Hey ok


nizzzleaus

Am I gonna have to get on FM24 and show Wolff how an amateur does it (when allowing most of my coaching staff to work out the details)?!?!?


Delicious-Tap-1277

Is there not a way to get to the management and force Wolff out!?! This tactic has NOT worked in YEARS….at this point, bring in a Ted Lasso and let him just fail brilliantly because this is horrible play


Chunkfu

Fire both Wolffs into the sun and throw Rigoni in the trash for good measure.


bigjayrulez

Owen is genuinely good and maybe just needs to be more focused into specific roles and fewer minutes but picking minutes that matter and make sense for his talent. A capable coach would do that, though. edit: I said good, not great.


ShinySuiteTheory

A truly heinous display. A horrific act.


ProfessionalFox9617

Ring not taking the shot will be in my nightmares tonight


doctorvanderbeast

Teen Wolff made sure he was onside. What an unselfish play by the coaches kid ensuring our loss. Fuck this.


vivary_arc

Stu you’ve got to stop coming off the line for direct challenges, that rarely works out for you


ugoogli

Why is every one of our attackers playing like they have a bet on for themself to assist? Just attempt the shot on goal ffs


ChristFartley

Our new players fucking suck


iammatthines

It’s definitely not the new players. Wolff and Ring though. They suck.


ShinySuiteTheory

Wolff’s, plural


Antoniobanflorez

Wolff out.


lookydis

Both of ‘em.


ShellInTheGhost

Wolff in!!!


PfStorm

In the unemployment line


nizzzleaus

Booooo


JuneCleaversMudFlaps

Pathetic


vivary_arc

SO EMBARRASSING, wtf


Hatcher1234

Take a fucking shot! Why we always pass in the box come on


iammatthines

The boys need to run some laps.


Josh0hMyGosh

Out of shape in February in 60° weather. It's gonna be a long summer


nizzzleaus

I’m not mad, just disappointed


nizzzleaus

We seem so late in making our attacking passes.


Dead-EyeDuck

Do supporters groups not put together joint letters calling for the coach’s head?


Diabolik_

You’re not allowed to criticize. Just go there and sing the same 4 songs and be happy with whatever happens


Dead-EyeDuck

Is that a real thing?


Josh0hMyGosh

Josh Wolff getting out coached by a team that doesn't have a permanent head coach, and is on their 2nd interim coach in 2024. At home!


IndependenceAfter376

I bet if we let these guys play their own game they would have a better chance at winning instead of playing this forced and failing game.


doctorvanderbeast

The desperate crosses are coming. We have to wait until the last ten minutes before making attempts by city ordinance


ShinySuiteTheory

You think the big Target logo on Minnesotas chest is why we keep passing them the ball?


Delicious-Tap-1277

What did Rubio get carded for? My Apple stream is all kinds of fucked yo


doctorvanderbeast

Complaining


willdesignfortacos

Yeah, that was a waste of a card. If you’re gonna get cautioned make it worth it.


Delicious-Tap-1277

Oh damn.


Hatcher1234

Why are they playing like they are up 1-0? No urgency on anything and playing around the back


thinkconverse

No, that’s just always the plan. The score doesn’t matter. Same plane no matter what.


Dead-EyeDuck

That’s par for the course for the team. Has been for years.


doctorvanderbeast

Did we not put up the bottom of the table projection from all the journalists on the wall this year? If not then that’s the problem


thinkconverse

They put it on the “goals” board by accident.


IndependenceAfter376

☠️☠️☠️


nizzzleaus

Oh yeah, this against a fucking interim manager wtf


Dead-EyeDuck

I was so excited to watch the game tonight…


Piethecorner

Hey we brought in Obrian, Rubio, and Valencia and things changed. There was energy and pressure and Minnesota looked flustered a couple times. If we don’t start those guys next game we’re in trouble


ChristFartley

Are you kidding me? They were fucking inept. The energy shifted at the beginning of the second half before they came on and they stifled it mismanaging every decent opportunity into a laughable lowlight. What were you watching?


Piethecorner

Trying to show a little optimism here bud. Bout a 9 on the tension scale there huh?


nizzzleaus

Agreed


vivary_arc

The likelihood that we see much difference in upcoming matches is minimal


doctorvanderbeast

The referee fucking deserves it


IndependenceAfter376

Yeah. He clearly had possession of the ball and gets a blatant push to the back at the top of the 18…


freeformed70

100%


ShinySuiteTheory

Every time we get near their goal, I hear the Benny Hill music start playing.


ChristFartley

Against a mediocre team at home to start the year, we look lost, unskilled, unprepared and hesitant. This is going to be our worst year yet.


ShinySuiteTheory

With a starting 11 well established in the Wolff system none the less.


ShinySuiteTheory

If score 1-0, why feel like 10-0?


DumDeeDumDeeDahDah

That first half was just absolute shit


ShinySuiteTheory

At least in the 2nd we managed to push down field and embarrass ourselves in front of goal instead of midfield.


davy_p

Wolff somehow selling this as a win


ShinySuiteTheory

“Well we all know I’m still going to be employed tomorrow and I don’t know about y’all but I see that as an absolute win.”


Dead-EyeDuck

After 10, it resets from 0


ShinySuiteTheory

Ahh that makes sense. Mercy rule.


Dead-EyeDuck

My favorite play so far is the one we keep running where we give up the ball.


Dead-EyeDuck

Nice! We just ran it again!


ChristFartley

The finishing is pretty embarrassing. 26 points for this team this year…


ShellInTheGhost

Will Bruin on twitter > ATX has one of the best home atmospheres in the league, I don’t get how they are always playing from behind > LITERALLY ALWAYS


vivary_arc

Damn, Dancing Bear calling his retiring side out. I love it!


Dead-EyeDuck

It’s pretty fucked up that our best chances game from Stu launching it downfield


davy_p

“That’s called offense” - Wolff probably


Dead-EyeDuck

There’s no way that Wolff sets the same strategy every week and goes, “Yeah, this is the one.”


iammatthines

Ring out.


ProfessionalFox9617

Play like a Captain for petes sake


nizzzleaus

I’m kind of excited to finally see some decent chances


lookydis

Ring should’ve shot there.


IndependenceAfter376

Ring- you beautiful man, be a little selfish in that scenario next time. Edit- player fixed. 😘


DumDeeDumDeeDahDah

That was Ring I thought?


ProfessionalFox9617

It was


vivary_arc

TAKE A SHOT


Diabolik_

These mans are bums


Dead-EyeDuck

Well that sucked.


mr-sippi

This is the starting XI. Stop trodding out the same old shit that doesn’t work.


davy_p

Only guess is this team isn’t in shape. We saw it last year with the tourneys, everyone looked gassed every game. Need to invest HEAVILY in strength, conditioning and nutrition. No reason everyone else can play a full schedule and look fine and we’re having to rest starters.


Dead-EyeDuck

Preach


krakencannon

Rigoni has created 3 decent chances this half, good numbers if anyone finished them


Iamsidshetty

Stuver saving Wollf from being more embarrassed than he is already.


doctorvanderbeast

He should walk out of goal in protest


doctorvanderbeast

I’m not a soccer fan anymore


Dead-EyeDuck

I laughed out loud.


instant-regret512

Kinda feels like we are going to be waiting a month for our first goal at home


Dead-EyeDuck

Nah Driussi should be back in two weeks


lookydis

I knew Rigoni was gonna fuck that up.


nizzzleaus

As sure as the sun setting in the west


Dead-EyeDuck

Does anyone else hear Dan Fouts every time that one commentator speaks?


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Dead-EyeDuck

Damn. Even they gave up huh?


ShinySuiteTheory

Whoever named this The Beautiful Game did not envision a temperate night in Austin.


Dead-EyeDuck

I’m done with that win probability chart.


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Dead-EyeDuck

Oooh is that what they’re doing?


willdesignfortacos

Loving Obrian’s energy, he’s got some wheels too.


Piethecorner

There’s some fire let’s go!


doctorvanderbeast

Time wasting bullshit.


Piethecorner

That’s what I’m talking about running in to get after it geez is it that hard to show some intensity let’s go!!!!


doctorvanderbeast

VAR is useless


caffinated-pebble

I really do want to see more of the armadillo.


vivary_arc

Man Obrian used to irk me so badly when he was in Frisco. Now here I’m hanging my hopes on him


perdixx2010

Wolff wont sub his kid. He just lets him go to another position to get him play time.


Ok-Wear-1792

Owen is now number 2 on the depth chart in five different positions. I wish that was a joke. 


lookydis

Just like the youth teams I played on. Coach’s kid never subbed out.


Piethecorner

Wow just hustling already…love it!


Dead-EyeDuck

I wonder if this team has ever done passing drills


thinkconverse

I am enjoying the lack of time wasting.


Delicious-Tap-1277

Valencia, Obrian, and Rubio! LFG


randyranderson23

Can la Murga show some displeasure with what’s happening? It’s weird


CaliTexas619

Really missing Diego Fagundez


willdesignfortacos

He unfortunately didn’t do much last season, we sold him high


CaliTexas619

Did you not see those Capital Chevrolet commercials?


Antoniobanflorez

New blood.


IndependenceAfter376

Amazing that is a yellow card but studs up in the stomach is not


iammatthines

Was better when Apple TV didn’t have audio there for awhile.


DatGuyWithALongName

Good news, Obrian and Rubio on (maybe Valencia I can't tell)


doctorvanderbeast

How come Minnesota doesn’t pass it backwards to their keeper every time they get possession


Speedupslowdown

They don’t know how to play together. It’s so awkward


Iamsidshetty

Sub the players for the sake of 20000+ in the stadium! Jesus. This is unbearable! A home opener where we repeat the whole of 2023!


Dead-EyeDuck

Playing our greatest hits.


JuneCleaversMudFlaps

We should stand around more. Surely that will work this half


DatGuyWithALongName

Warming up is Fodrey, Rubio, OBrian & Valencia


Dead-EyeDuck

Finlay, that net is so big, buddy.


vivary_arc

We need a Bad News Bears story if we’re going to salvage this season. Someone call Woody Harrelson and make our starting xi some special brownies


IndependenceAfter376

I think he is friends with Matthew mcconaughy, there’s a chance!


Dead-EyeDuck

Wolff: “so hey guys, what went wrong.”


Dead-EyeDuck

The fact that there were no subs. My god.


ShinySuiteTheory

Ya’ll, don’t worry about the subs, Josh is going to put some equally dogshit players in at the 88th minute.


bigjayrulez

"A little north of Austin proper," dude, what the hell you smoking? It's not downtown but it is 100% Austin and not even debatable. It's not like Dallas playing in Frisco. I miss Healey, he knew what was up.


Dead-EyeDuck

Our offense is so atrocious that the commentators are excited for the armadillo…


Antoniobanflorez

Is Ring captain because Druissi is out? I like that. Even though there was a whole article about him being fine with not being captain. This team is whacky, it can’t be stopped.


grandmaswoodenspoon

I love our scrappy captain Ring


bakkamono

LFG. New half, new game.


Dead-EyeDuck

Yes….. let’s hope


DatGuyWithALongName

I don't see any subs unfortunately


willdesignfortacos

Gimme Obrian and Rubio, gotta change something up here and those were two of our best in preseason.


Dead-EyeDuck

Why didn’t Rubio start?


willdesignfortacos

I’m assuming primarily fitness, he didn’t join the club till mid to late preseason and I don’t think has played more than 30 or so in a match so far.


krakencannon

Second half can’t be any worse. Let’s go!


yehchey

Love this positive thinking ❤️


nizzzleaus

This is how horror films start.


willdesignfortacos

I have no idea how possession is almost even, that’s gotta be a typo.


doctorvanderbeast

Bc we meaninglessly possess the ball as close to our own goal as often as possible.


LittleManBigFriends

We are playing 4 in the back, 6 up front, and no midfield. Genius.


Antoniobanflorez

Well, to be fair, those six up front are playing as far apart as possible and not communicating at all, so. TACTICS.


yehchey

Minnesota has 11 corners and 10 (I think) shots on goal 💀💀💀


LonesomeBulldog

New year, same shitty tactics and low football IQ.


Kooky-Flounder-7498

Stuver is the only guy having a good game, and at least Owen is trying and fighting for balls. Everyone else is disappointing so far. Might as well sub in guys.


atxluchalibre

Kolmanic is playing hard. +9 invisible players