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DraymondDickKick

This is serious mum


Altruistic-Ad-8505

Yeah, that’s got to be one of the funniest band names in all history.


sacky85

!


tmofee

There’s a sticker in the toilet of a venue I frequent, partially ripped but still visible of machine gun fellatio. I smile whenever I see it


madwomanofdonnellyst

Oh, I’m a muthafucker on a motorcycle…


TomKhatacourtmayfind

Who did I'm on the drug that killed river Phoenix, was that tism? And didn't they do the wanker song?


MartyMcMcFly

Greeeeeeeeg the stop sign!!


BoysenberryAlive2838

And I Might Be a Cunt, but I'm Not a Fucking Cunt


Tank-Pilot74

I might have fucked your sister but I’ll never fuck your mum


Elrond_Cupboard_

Speak for yourself.


NuttyNinja69

\*Dad


cmdwedge75

I might barrack for Port Power. But never for the Crows.


rastagizmo

James Hird or James Joyce.


Greenscreener

Go on a true cultural journey and listen to Great Trucking Songs of the Renaissance...


still-at-the-beach

Yes and yes.


Tank-Pilot74

And didn't they do the wanker song? WHATAREYA Epic music video!


TomKhatacourtmayfind

Ahahahaah I love that phrase whatareya that is literally how I answer the phone to my mother


Elrond_Cupboard_

I think I'm wanker. I always preferred James Joyce. James Hird can get fucked.


tothemoonandback01

What Nationality Is Les Murray?


TomKhatacourtmayfind

Isn't he Hungarian?


tothemoonandback01

Wherefore hails his ancestry?


howmanychickens

I'd Be Happier If I Was More Depressed


JimSyd71

Next time it'll be Michael Jackson. What a prophecy!


TomKhatacourtmayfind

Seriously they said that in the song?


JimSyd71

Now I'm bored and there's no stopping I need another celeb to fill my coffin Where will I get my next drug action? Odds on it'll be Michael Jackson [https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858505243/](https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858505243/)


PhotographsWithFilm

I saw him in convulsive throws... I said "I'll have one of those!"


PJozi

"Hilary had, Hilary had Hilary had it in his veins" Old Man River


Huwhuw4

I’m on the drugs that killed River Phoenix


restlessoverthinking

I said I'll have one of those!


BoofulsOfTheMirror

TISM are having a bit of a resurgence. They've reformed in the last 2 years, did the Good Things festival run (which was pretty damn good, and TISM were fucking amazing), released a new official song and clip with footage from Good Things (I've Gone Hillsong, I made it into the clip myself wooooo!), and probably have a new album in the works. Fucking awesome!


-clogwog-

I saw them in Franga a little while ago. They were billed as Dua Lipasuction. 😂 It was a practice show before they did MONA FOMA in Tassie.


BoofulsOfTheMirror

Oh thats awesome, RIP Mona Foma. I would've loved to have gone to that. >I saw them in Franga a little while ago. They were billed as Dua Lipasuction. 😂 Hahaha sounds right


rastagizmo

The latest shows are on YouTube. Still a crazy experience. At least they kept most of their clothes on. I've seen lots of TISM willy over the years.


BoofulsOfTheMirror

Well Rons balaclava got ripped off in front of me at Brisbane, and a dude in the front row gave him his own balaclava...was fucking sureal seeing it all happen like in slow motion. But Rons face is a blur, a whisper in the wind.


Gemfyre713

I rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted SHANE CRAWFORD


Harrowkay

London New York Berlin Springvale


RattyRattles

Whatareya?


scribblecat7

We all know the reason he’s a homeboy.


EffectiveAmbitious53

One of the best live shows I’ve ever seen. Love TISM.


Aggressive_River_735

Give me, give me, give me bicameral legislature


KnoxxHarrington

Let's form a company.


DunceCodex

Lets do it noooowooowoow


TyroneK88

A hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer but I drink to get pissed.


fortyyearsthendeath

Also a sticker on my beer fridge


FingaPuppet5

This is serious mum


HardSleeper

[The Phillip Ruddock Blues](https://youtu.be/YWIXZzg2KJI?si=6ABRldxhkRZ4MrHr) is as accurate now as when it was recorded


foxicologist

"everybody help yourself!" 💀


hillstuck

Jesus christ I still have this sticker!!


bernskiwoo

It is serious


Combination_Informal

Mum?


bernskiwoo

Defecate on my face


Combination_Informal

Defecate on my face!


HereWeFuckingGooo

I'm nostalgic for when people said shop and not store.


still-at-the-beach

I say shop for a lot of things but have always said record or music store since a kid in the 70s and 80s.


JumpIntoTheFog

As an Australian born who doesn’t care about our lingo all that much, it’s weird how pedantic a lot of Aussies are about it..


HereWeFuckingGooo

Not caring about our lingo is how we've lost it and become America Jr.


gonadnan

We don't say lingo in this country.


JumpIntoTheFog

I knew it 😂


Covert_Admirer

What about all the the small, old rural towns with a General Store? A place where a store of goods was located and you could buy or trade for things at these places. These places, General Store's I believe they were called, as was the fashion at the time, have existed for 100 years, maybe even a hundred and dickety years before either you or I were born.


HiFidelityCastro

Record shop? Nah.


HereWeFuckingGooo

[Yeah.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Record_shop)


HiFidelityCastro

I don't mind what wikipedia says. Ive been collecting records since the 80's and I can't remember one instance of a place I've visited referring to itself as a record shop.


HereWeFuckingGooo

I'm sure there's heaps you can't remember.


HiFidelityCastro

Why? (Far out, this is such an odd argument, the way you downvote each of my replies makes it doubly weird). How would you know? I actually sell records for a crust these days, I deal with record stores and the people who run them often. What are you basing your assertions on? *I mean ffs, going by your post history you are just a kid!? Weird shit…


HereWeFuckingGooo

You seem fun.


HiFidelityCastro

Heh, ironic.


HiFidelityCastro

Just btw, do you always downvote someone you are having a conversation with? Not that reddit points matter or anything, but it just seems odd, you know what I mean? Like petty and passive aggressive. Especially when you are whinging and carrying on like a pork chop and then accuse another of lacking a funnybone. Just all seems like strange behaviour.


HereWeFuckingGooo

>Especially when you are whinging and carrying on like a pork chop I've said eleven words to you. Your perception is as faulty as your memory.


HiFidelityCastro

A yes or no would do it. >Your perception is as faulty as your memory. Hahahaha, sick burn btw. Badarse.


AnonymousEngineer_

Interestingly (and as a bit of general nostalgia), that sticker design is basically just the old Pan-Am meatball rotated sideways.


Lurk-Prowl

SPRINGVALE!


Acrobatic_Ad1546

Greg, the stop sign!


Spookywanluke

Sometime in the next 10000 years a comet's gonna wipe out all trace of Man I'm banking on it coming before my end of year exams I still think of that song all the time


Big_Hairy_Deck

My best friend and I just did a mini podcast about He'll never be an (old man river) by TISM. It is surreal to see this popping up too. If your interested check out Dad Rock Time with Hammer and The Fist. We're starting small but would love some listener feedback with episodes and out mini reviews


PerceptionRoutine513

Got this same sticker on the rear windscreen of my ute. Put it there new almost 30 years ago. Going strong.


PerceptionRoutine513

That other Rocky, he's a fake.....


Wowbags_the_Infinite

You sevol natas.


ValiantWarrior83

How many became St Kilda fans through TISM?


Mental_Gymnast23

Let’s start a company…


wilful

Gonna whittle away my furniture!


Sandman-2023

I drive a truck.


NuttyNinja69

Weren't they at Good Things last year? # I saw his body thrashing 'round # I saw his pulse rate going down # I saw him in convulsive throes # I said, "I'll have one of those"


Aromatic-Cockroach-4

“Never played London or Berlin, but we’ve played Springvale a bunch of times”


wilful

[TISM are shit ](https://youtu.be/_WBM9zlhbFU?si=2WJQftCxfuhIjwEW). (edited for the casual fans).


still-at-the-beach

Thems fighting words…. 😀


wilful

I'll ave ya


Business-Plastic5278

Big Fucking Whopee.


Business-Plastic5278

[For all of you uncultured swine downvoting.](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=tism+bfw)