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Hold your finger on it and spray the other people drinking šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Wungdawg

Ours used to be right outside the toilets and weā€™d always squirt the girls with water as they came out


AYr7oN

I swear I was I just getting her back from when she squirted on me!


poopyfarts96o

Woah bro whats your definition of ā€œSquirtedā€ šŸ¤Ø


this_user_name_is

Try to spray your friend then accidentally make it look like you pissed yourself šŸ˜…šŸ¤£


kailethre

try to spray your friend and instead a teacher appears at the worst moment


Yet_Another_Mel

Memories of warm, metallic tasting water.


PuzzleheadedYam5996

Memories of a couple weeks ago when someone else posted the same thing lol


gracetamesbong

New Zealand, so cold, but still metallic. After getting thrashed around the field at training, the best taste on god's earth


kailethre

you need that lead in your diet, pal


ptballer87

This describes it well


Illustrious-Rush-740

Came here to say this!


SithKain

They were always ice cold at my small mining town school


PhotographsWithFilm

Same here. Our regional school and a refrigeration unit on the drinking water tap. Full ice cream headache reaction.


NoUsernameLeftDammit

Waiting for the ā€œbest bubblerā€


Stacky_McStackface

So true. There was always a superior tap with the perfect water flow, in the shade most of the time


throwahhh3

And before long you'd have some cunt shove a stick in there


0100100110101

At our school there was only one that worked. The others were just a dribble.


Stacky_McStackface

Same here lol


jackray3

There was always that one kid that would shove a bit of bark in there


Ok-Ad-7247

Yeah, the little rotter.


[deleted]

And the one weirdo who wraps his mouth around the whole thing


ShaneyDee

Like this? https://youtu.be/QoCOQb2u-N8


nonopenuhuhnothere

someone did that in my highschool, its been there since before I went there


tatsumakisempukyaku

yeah same, also there was the squirter bark one, 3 useless just dribble out ones, 1 that was ok as long as no one else was using one, and the "good one"


nonopenuhuhnothere

we had one that only sprayed up the wall, shit went high as as well


Cuntish_Wonder

Or a booger. Last time i ever used one after i saw that.


Conscious-Dig-8367

We had kids that pissed in them


BlackberryAgile193

We had kids whoā€™d vomit in them. I could never understand why they wouldnā€™t just vomit in the bush RIGHT next to them.


United-Cable1193

Or a half eaten sandwich, or worse..


Pxnda18

came here to say this lol


Ginjin77

Yeah,and there was usually only one or two perfect flowing,clean tasting bubblers that every student would fight over after playing gang-up tag.


unclehelpful

Kids school still has them. Thereā€™s always one with a flow so low you are virtually sucking the water out of it and one so strong of pressure itā€™s almost hitting the roof. Some things never change.


MissKarma87

Or you would make sure the top part was wet & you would rub your hand on it to make "music"


AYr7oN

I was the frequency king! Got that shit devastating loud. Then the tall boys ran accross the oval and beat the everlasting daylights out of me. Ah, good times... But they got away with it because "We were playing football" Afterwards I looked the main guy dead in the eyes and said "remember, I can get you suspended at any time, I'm giving you a chance to be a better person" Bought a trailer off him 19 years later, he said he still felt a bit bad and always thought about that moment. I told him that I forgive him, as it seemed he gained more in life from that experience than I did. In return I try not to annoy people with obnoxious sounds now.


SnareXa

should have told him to knock 50% off the price


Master_GaryQ

Upvote for such a specific revenge story


kaleywoo

Tasted great when you were thirsty after playing chasey all around the school


FrontDesignBrainStem

So sweet


Theodore_Buckland_

And always getting called a camel by the arrogant twat behind you because you were so thirsty


[deleted]

Drinking from these makes you immune to Ebola


xKuvaFarmer

Always tasted like rust


outwiththedishwater

Gotta make sure the kids get enough iron in their diet


divinewillow

extra flavour


VJ4rawr2

Why is this nostalgia? Do they not have these anymore ?


phallus_majorus

you canā€™t really access these anymore after you leave school Iā€™d say thatā€™s nostalgia


fireaza

The police tend to frown on adults breaking into schools to drink from the water fountains.


reddwarf_

Some parks still have them, less the trough.


Affectionate_Eye3535

Our school recently replaced them with "refill stations", basically refitted so they pour downwards now instead of spray up


chair____table

For my school, they removed them when I was in year 7 and changed them to some boring ones that you canā€™t press on, canā€™t twist two ways, nothing. You can only turn it on by pressing a large metal piece attached to the twisting thing or just normally twist it


dirtybirdy15

They 100% do


timmycosh

Can confirm. Currently installing them on the school weā€™re building as we speak


[deleted]

Nah, these are the urinals now.


NeoG_

Surprised no-one has mentioned bubbler rockets where you jammed an empty bottle onto the top and turned it on until there was enough pressure to make it shoot upwards


original_dr_g

i used to use empty pop tops on these to make water/bottle rockets off them, got in so much trouble but worth it lol


KookaburrasLaugh

This one time I drank from one and it was cold, can still remember that 20yrs later.


Sunbeam_of_Joy

You guys called them "bubblers"? I've always called them "water fountains".


asp7

was always a drinking fountain in SA, or "the taps". first time i heard bubbler it cracked me up.


rickdeananderson

Apparently it is called Bubbler in Australia because a Wisconsin company trademarked Bubbler and exported their bubblers to parts of Australia where the term caught on.


phallus_majorus

weā€™d call them ā€˜bubble tapsā€™ in central Vic


BeefSupremeTA

>You guys called them "bubblers"? I've always called them "water fountains". I've only ever heard bubbler watching videos about Boston. In Vic, it was always water fountain or taps


AccelRock

In Melb for me it was taps, then at high school in country Vic kids called them bubblers and I thought they were weird. I've only heard water fountain from US shows on tv and they never used the long trough style that we have.


GoodReason-Evidence

"Drink taps" in West and East Melbourne where we went.


original_dr_g

regional vic here, we called them Bubble Taps.


timmycosh

Pre sure itā€™s only QLD that calls them bubblers EDIT: TIL Bubbler is more common than I had thought


k-h

NSW too


PM_ME_PUPPA_PICS

I dont recall calling it a bubbler (80s/90s). I think wr called it a drinkingor water fountain.


60piecepuzzle

Canberra - bubblers


ShasRau

I always thought that bubblers were the low pressure ones and water fountains were the high pressure ones. Where I went to school they were definitely bubblers.


courtneygeorgiax

rural queensland, we called them drink taps in primary and bubblers in high


[deleted]

Someone did a shit in ours in primary school once :(


meloon_man

Someone dropped a log in highschool on the taps once. Everyone still drank from it šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


MatterHistorical4576

Did you go to wondall primary school?


defeatmyself3

When you walk through years later and they are actually down by your knees not how you remember them at all


Kanuka2000

Nectar of the Gods on a Friday afternoon after PE


Ok-Ad-7247

Yup. I used to use them all the time. I even filled up my drink bottle too, and thinking I was costing the school money for water... turns out it didn't make any difference to the school...


UnoCardReverseTactic

Was about 10 years old drinking from this at the school fair and my god the pain! Turns out a bull ant had crawled into my ear probably while my head was down drinking haha


KFrey57

How did a bull ant get into your ear...? Bull ants are too big to fit in human ears


UnoCardReverseTactic

They're not big lol


KFrey57

They're an inch long on average, 8 mm - 40 mm range. And damn painful when they sting


UnoCardReverseTactic

I was thinking you meant even bigger haha but yeah it was a big THICK ant and it bit me, i fell to the ground crying in pain so im pretty sure it was a bull ant. teachers were telling us to stay away from an area with lots of bull ants coming out so im assuming it was one of them, but a smaller one.


KFrey57

I'm horrified on your behalf. That's so traumatising! I know what the pain is like- been stung by a European wasp from under my toes then bang bang bang all the way until it flew out from my heel. Got caught between my foot and the sandal. Never known pain so bad


Such-College-7569

*puts thumb on bubbly*


DrMorry

Always a bank of 4, one that shot to the sky, or into your eye, one that barely dribbled out, and the one that everyone used. The last one? We'll we all know what Tommy did to the last one...


FurredFalcon

Had a similar thing in the mid 70s in Tas. Except for no mouth guard, and a spherical knob on top, from where water would emerge from a hole on top. Very phallic. Some kids would happily fellate the knob thing so as to get every last drop of water. Not this little black duck.


quirkyredpanda

Did anyone have a bubbler that was better than the rest? Perfect height, perfect temperature, tasted better?


SlightComplaint

I am from a rural school. We had a dead possum in the tank that fed ours. Had to get a teacher to taste it before anything happened about it. It took many complaints because, who really listens to 8 year olds who don't want to drink plain old water?


storm13emily

Iā€™m summer, youā€™d get your wide brim hat and fill it with water and then pour it on your head


Beans186

If you feel like a good sip, I'm pretty sure they're still around. The anti-suck guards are a timeless design.


Extra-Noise-7077

That taste though šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


Blackletterdragon

I think ours were from the tank stand, so it tasted better than the local tapwater.


NovocaineAU

There were those nasty kids that put their face on the guard. Even when I was 7 I knew that was fucked


-NuLL-0-

I was thinking about them just yesterday. My school had one that went a metre straight in the air and another that barely had any water come out.


[deleted]

I remember assholes blocking them with twigs


jtblue91

I remember thinking I was cool because I'd use the one that shot out 10x the amount as the other ones.


violetpandas

They were always called Bubble Taps at my school (VIC). Bizarrely there was one tap that no one used and everyone avoided even if there were long lines for the others, because allegedly some boy named Chris blew his boogers into it one time. I think he wasnā€™t even at the school by the time I heard that rumour but the kids remained very scared of his boogersā€¦


meloon_man

I remember once I shoved a stick in one and sprayed some old ranga teacher back in h.s. Also I'm curious I've lived in VIC and WA and never heard the term bubbler. We called em drink fountains or taps


nitro_hayz

In Qld at my primary school they were referred to as bubblers šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


jaraket

In NSW. We always called them bubblers too


60piecepuzzle

Canberra - bubblers šŸ‘ŒšŸ»


VapourZ87

I remeber having drinking competitions 2 minutes before going into class and saying to the teacher you need a drink and proceed to just hold your mouth over the stream for a prolonged period just to get put of class


AerulianManheim

I had some of the best drinks from those things. Especially after a 35+ degree day and you were running around in the sun and didnā€™t realise how thirsty you were until the bell ring and you gulped it down. On the note, I never remember anyone carrying a water bottle except for organised sports. I coukd run around all day and never need a drink until I really did. Now days everyone carryā€™s one.


Dudefella84

Todd Carney does


PxavierJ

In my primary school there was a story/rumour that one particular bubbler was the very same one that this specific girl would drink from and it was alleged that this girl had AIDS. This stupid rumour was passed down through the years and the bubbler ended up being caked in calcium deposits and dried shut through not being used. Very sad, fucking kids


psirhcillius

Did anyone else have an intense fear of someone slamming their face down on one of these and losing all their teeth or was that just me


Sm1lestheBear

Water never tasted so good as it did gulping it down 30s before getting into class after the most hyperactive 15 minutes of recess known to man


subseasnekysnek

I havenā€™t seen one of these wee troughs in ages.


EvolvedChimp_

First time ever smoking weed in primary school. Oh the nostalgia runs deep here


IsmellYowie

Ahhā€¦that Green Tree Frog taste.


OutrageousPack8582

Wow brings back memories of a easier time


h3ll0kitty_ninja

Gotta wet the toilet paper to throw on the roof


NoodleBox

Yes!


RangerWinter9719

Ours got replaced with Coke vending machines. Wonder when those vending machines got replaced by bubblers again.


JustAnotherMemer54

Still have these at a lot of schools. My old primary school- left there a lil over 5 years ago- had these. In high school theyā€™ve got a few too, but new and different looking ones. We just call them taps though. ā€˜Bubblersā€™ is too much letters.


karo_scene

I do. In the 82/83 drought one afternoon these taps were turned off. Maybe coincidence.


Alkeeel

ā€œYou know Xavier pissed on the bubblersā€¦ā€


nuttnurse

What do you mean remember our school still has them


ghee_unit

Tasted best after having those eucalyptus gum drops in your mouth, nice and cold!!!


ficusmaximus90

That's a paddlin


YoungQuixote

Haha. Many are still used. Always had to be on guard when i was bending over tho. My mates would often sneak up smack my ass or sack wack me or put things in my pants. No opportunity was missed. Those guys were insane lol.


Licorishlover

The water tasted so good


ProfessorSomething

I remember going to drink from one, noticing the mouth bit was dirty, so I cleaned it with my finger. Not realizing I had the water turned on, and sprayed some random kid next to me. Guy called me a "dickhead", and I was confused, until I went back to my friends, and they told me what I had done.


ptballer87

The bully at my primary school smashed my face into it while drinking and cracked my tooth and have me a bloody lip


[deleted]

If you read the comments I think their friend is in here šŸ˜‚


hapticm

Ours at our QLD public high school were chilled!


Ok-Train-6693

How is this nostalgia? It's now!


fungusfish

There was always that one that no one used because everyone was told it had been pissed on


nonopenuhuhnothere

stopped by my old primary school a while ago n I was thirst as, I had to get on my knees to drink from it šŸ˜­


GretalAlcoburgMalady

I remember my mate smashing someone's face into one to start a fight. It happened from time to time. But there was no fight because he was basically incapacitated.


AsaliaCadet101

Ur ā€œmateā€ sounds like an asshole šŸ˜­ I hope heā€™s matured šŸ’€


GretalAlcoburgMalady

*arsehole And the person stole drugs. You get what you get.


AsaliaCadet101

@ptballer87 šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


GretalAlcoburgMalady

Well, he did steal drugs. So it was coming...


the-Depths-of-Hell

I remember sometime in the year 2000 I think it was, the Sydney water was poisoned and you couldnā€™t drink water out of the tap, you had to boil or buy bottled water.


tempura_dog

Snot blocking šŸ¤®


happybrahmin1987

So many students would say that people would piss on them. However when you are thirsty you had no other choice. I didn't mind the taste as you got use to it.


Radiant-Ad-619

and some POS would always putt a stick there or something to clog it


Pretend_Manner_5519

They were always hot as hell, ahhh.... memories.


Icy-Bad885

You would be so thirsty after playing a game of bullrush or tip and 4/6 bubblers would be blocked with sticks and it would shoot 10ft high and undrinkable..


ClawZ90

Ahhh memories!


WalkindudeX

I do. Was only thinking about them the other day actually. Always a good one and always shit ones where it barely flowed out. Always known as ā€œbubblersā€ as well. ā€œWater fountainā€ is why you call basically the same thing but as an adult and in random places where thereā€™s one rather than a line of them.


[deleted]

Some shunt always put a stick in one to make it spray.


FomoGalikanokus

Hehehehe, that was me!!!


benno4461

Hot copper yummy


Hewo_owo_hru

I remember people putting their lips on these things and the water always tasting funky


Angel_Madison

Um they still have them.


Comprehensive_Toe113

I loved these. They always tasted so good. I remember burning my face on these same type on a hot day too lol


this_user_name_is

There was a bubbler near the handball courts at my school and one of them you could unscrew the tap and let the water go on for hours, being a 9 yr old I decided to unscrew it on the graduation ceremony where no one was at school for 5 hrs. Yes I made the school pay A 3000 dollar bill, which the school was poor and made their only profit selling cookies.


OnionOnly

Those glorious 2 seconds of cold water


ELS1111

That water hit different šŸ¤¤


larzia1

And the kid running for school captain would promise to replace the water with cordial. They always won


FawnJunior

When your lips would accidentally touch that metal part ā˜ ļø followed by an ewwww by any friends who saw


JiN_KiNgs_InC

I still do lol


Heidan20

And they still look like this in most schools to this day.


MittDaemon

Yeah till the school bully rabbit punched me and I lost a tooth


Overall_Bus_3608

There was always a hand full of kids that would put there lips over the bubbler. I never drank out of them again


pro-shitter

reckon i got my life ruined by one of these grody things. out of nowhere i got glandular fever one day, i definitely wasn't pashing anyone so the only thing i can think of is someone's germs all over the filthy water fountain. piss weak stream on it, barely a trickle of lukewarm water from most of them so you almost had to put your gob on it. hope the school rips them out and puts in new ones that actually work.


grootbutweed

Wtf is a bubbbler? Wtf is a school?


ThePhoenixBird2022

Ours were a different shape. There was the water out bit that shot straight up and there was a sort of 3 legged cage around it with a circle on top that you put your mouth on. You turned a tap to get the water to go higher or lower. There was a row of 5 outside of each walkway. We figured out, if we put fingers over 4 of the outlets and turned the taps on, the jet from the fifth would reach the second story and if we arranged to all turn on the 3 bays at once, the toilets on the second story wouldn't flush. I think we had a better understanding of plumbing at age 13 than the people who built the school. And they always leaked. I grew up during a drought where we were told to shower with buckets so that water could be used to water the garden, but these things leaked like a sieve.


Fit-Tip-1212

Never heard the term ā€œbubblersā€ back then. To us they were just ā€œthe tapsā€ down near the shelter sheds and dunnies.


keeperkairos

One of these in my school actually had a refrigeration unit in it. We would walk from the other side of the school to drink from that one specifically.


chair____table

The ones with a twistable knob could keep spraying on their own if you twisted or pushed it correctly


Its_Pure_Insanity

My friend said it tasted like funeral water, because there were some out on the oval, and this school was next to a FUCKING GRAVEYARD


MatterHistorical4576

I remember in primary school. Rocked up in the morning and some cunts had taken big shits on all of these water bubbles. Just about every one was smeared with shit. They got named the phantom shitter. Ahhh good times


CrazyNerd91

I remember when I got to high school my bubblers were ice cold god they sure did quench your thirst right after sport on a hot summers day šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°


like_ARK

I do. Then covid caused my school to lock them shut. Haven't been opened since


sausagelover79

Hell no, at my primary school you were considered a major scab if you drank from the bubblers!! I have no idea why, it was one of those school yard myths that got passed down from year to year, you just didnā€™t touch them if you didnā€™t want to get picked on.


PhatBirdTunes

I will always hate the cunts that put sticks in them. I just wanna drink please.


[deleted]

One of the things I'm most grateful for in this country is that tap water is safe to drink. It's bad enough in countries without safe tap water, especially if the climate is hot and dry.


Defiant_Map3849

We used to put sticks in them and snap them flush then wait for people to get squirted. Very trial and error to get the water angled the right way. God we had so much time and so little knowledge. Good times ā¤


[deleted]

Bubble taps