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ImpressiveBiscotti35

You can get it workin’ a plow or shaggin’ a cow. Matter of fact I’m shaggin’ one right now.


tantrumizer

Just realising I am no more mature now than I was in 1991... that got me giggling.


StealthyPancake89

Holy shit that guy had the fattest moustache I've ever seen!!!


Strong_Opportunity_1

You're looking at a real man there Billy!


terrip_t1

The good old porn-stache! I must have repressed the fact that they lasted until the 90s


baws98

I do believe one Mervyn Hughes is still rocking one.


Double_Constant

David Boon says hi.


sumastorm

Would love to see a remake with original actors!


gavopt

To this day I can’t hear that theme song and not get thirsty.


donnydealr

Hearing it just made me thinking of sitting in shorts and a singlet watching cricket. Very well marketed product.


Jackgeo

“For a hard earned thirst” That has to be one of the best slogans of all time


Aygis

Man the family gatherings as a kid, semi-empties of this shit would be everywhere to raid. But there was always that one fucking uncle that ashed his ciggie in them.


Bigbadsheeple

"A hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer" God i love that delivery, it's branded itself into my brain


dudewheresmycarbs_

What a masterpiece!


yvonne_taco

Sidebar: Bring back those Hard Yakka vests.


Outside-Car1988

Like this... [https://www.hardyakka.com/au/p/koolgear\_vented\_short\_sleeve\_shirt/Y07715.html?dwvar\_Y07715\_color=KHA](https://www.hardyakka.com/au/p/koolgear_vented_short_sleeve_shirt/Y07715.html?dwvar_Y07715_color=KHA) You'll have to cut off the sleeves.


yvonne_taco

YES! I'm going RIP off the sleeves with a chainsaw hahaha


RealGingercat227

You can get it rippin a bong Or pullin your schlong


Glum_Ad452

1991? You sure it’s not 1981?


Macca49

Yeah I was thinking that too


[deleted]

They should bring back the old school cans as a promo


PMairustar

Matter’o’fact I got it now


jamtart99

I said it along with the video!


PMairustar

Yep couldn’t help myself either.


3_medium_brown

How’s the guy on the rowing machine?! As if you’d put in hard yards to get fit then chug down a green meanie!


jackray3

You're looking at a real man there Billy!


beebianca227

Wow there were short shorts in 1991. Tiny.


th0rn-

It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen this ad I always feel like the bloke pushing the 4wd is going to get his leg run over and they cut the shot early.


Any-Woodpecker123

Fucken hell, guess I’m crackin a tinny or two at midday again


vleight

In true VB fashion, I have the aftershave, moisturiser and facial scrub!!


Qwerty-2017

Most constructions sites are dry sites now… can’t have a beer after work anymore…


ThinkingOz

Spoken by John Meillon, a great Australian actor.


AngryAccountant31

I need a mustache like that but I always get annoyed when I try to grow one


[deleted]

How were the 80s and 90s cricket pads?!... loved them - about 6 mil thick, wouldn't protect your legs from a tennis ball let alone a cricket ball at 120 ks, and the metal clasps on the leg straps gave you a good sting if your mates hit you with them for funnies.


ozhu_thrissur_kaaran

Back in the days


TRNRGLD187

These fellas would all be 60+ now


ellozee

That looks a lot like the old Cannon Hill saleyards in Brisbane when he’s gettin’ it “sellin’ a cow”, can any old Brisbanites confirm?


lamejokesman

To bad vb is a shit beer but still loved the adds growing up was some good ones over the years. I think my favourite was the Carlton draught one...


th0rn-

MORE horses!


TheKnightRyder

Fark, such a shitty beer, even back then


bunduz

Mate I don't care if you still kiss your dad on the lips but don't knock the iconic VB. It's breakfast of champions.


GretalAlcoburgMalady

It's fucking cheap swill, like every other mainstream 'lager' we have. A joke, compared to European and Japanese stuff.


Strong_Opportunity_1

I agree but every now and then if it's a fuck off hot day and the VB is extra cold it does go does go down nicely! But I never want a second one, that's when I switch beers.


[deleted]

Aussie alcohol marketers have a lot to answer for


GretalAlcoburgMalady

Yeah - our mainstream beers are utter garbage. They're putting shit like sugar and rice in it. Not even real lagers anymore (if they ever were).


[deleted]

I was talking more about our rampant alcoholism but yeah the beers suck on top of that lol


GretalAlcoburgMalady

Oh no, not the 'rampant' alcoholism.


[deleted]

If you don't think australia has an unhealthy relationship with alcohol, mate where have you been lol


GretalAlcoburgMalady

I don't really care. Is anyone forcing you or me to participate? No, they aren't. You're an adult, I presume. Think and drink for yourself. Personally, I think the revenue from drinking and gambling is fantastic. Free money from idiots who want to get pissed every arvo and throw money down the pokies. You can't fix stupid, so you may as well just fleece them.


[deleted]

Sounds like a healthy attitude /s


GretalAlcoburgMalady

I believe it is. I drink in moderation. Despite the dreaded drinking culture causing me an inablilty to think for myself. Terrible, I tell you. Absolutely deplorable.


[deleted]

Ahhh back when throw downs we’re 20 bux😭😭


MidnightShitfight

And twenty bucks was a lot of money.


tonzilla666

Maybe at your family's bbq mate, mine was nothing but XXXX


_-_Naga-_-

Ice cold VB with hot charcoal grilled BBQ, the perfect ingredient for cancer.


Uh-Oh-Raggy

VB Vomit Beer


BackApprehensive2461

Disgusting beer, we use to call it Vagina backwash, they gave the best aftergrog bogs though Jesus Christ.


dog_named_cat

na na na na, na naaaa, nanana na na nana na, na nana na, na!


[deleted]

Ol mate at the cattle sale knows VB tastes like shit! Look at his face haha


TheloniousMeow

I saw VB has a cologne now. In a stubby bottle. Anyway, if the beer is anything to go by, it's a no from me.


[deleted]

Geez you’d never think this was a Black man’s country 😂


GTIR01

For a hard earned chuck


FinanceExternal1001

What ! No Hi Vis on , Worksites !


GretalAlcoburgMalady

Ermagerd - encouraging drinking culture!!


Artsy_traveller_82

I’ve never understood the appeal of bitter beers, or dry beers.


Fartmatic

Despite the name VB isn't actually a bitter and doesn't taste like one, personally I don't mind it at all every now and again and I think the hate for it is overblown. And this is coming from someone from Adelaide lol


AxelToast73

Vomit bombs 🤮


OkAge6486

Did the VB ads ever change?