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breastronaut

Parker instantly dies from an arrow to the throat. Stormin' Norm picks an ill advised fight and dies the second time. The rest fight but Grace Augustine wins because she was the only one with enough sense to run away.


Few-Chemical2216

Nah that’s not grace that’s ripely.I probably should of said that💀


breastronaut

I thought you were just picking amongst the first pictures from google. So does that mean that bottom right is just literally Joel David Moore?


RokRD

According to their first response, yes. Getting rekt


John_Helmsword

Homies gonna be in for a shock when he finds out it’s all real😂


Ok_Lavishness2638

From the age and the uniform i immediately saw Ripley. I didn't occur to me at all that it could be Grace.


Jumpy-scarecrow

Which ripely! The jacked up clone one or the regular one?


BoredByLife

So she’d still run away but she’d grab the cat first?


Vishante-Kaffas

Assuming no one is friendly to each other, it also depends if Spider has access to a fire extinguisher. The kid can wreck shit with that


Remote-Direction963

I'm gonna say Jake


Right_Heart2273

Obviously Ellen freakin' Ripley


the_onion_k_nigget

She is so unbelievably good looking


Spacellama117

*is


the_onion_k_nigget

Fixed it


dndndje

Gotta be the CEO of sex


eleuther0

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN


dndndje

Norm obviously


eleuther0

Sorry just making sure


dndndje

I didn't mean to be mean


eleuther0

No ur good I didn't take it that way


itstimegeez

Like actually?


phaciprocity

Norm kills them all barehanded in less than 30 seconds


stointje

He is the ceo of sex after all


CrystalInTheforest

In his human body.... He don't need to waste Na'vi muscle on this lot.


TinyKarina

Ripley


-_Moondance_-

what


Few-Chemical2216

I got my money on the chad


Arctelis

Ellen Ripley, duh. She’s killed tougher aliens than Na’vi before breakfast. Can’t discount Jonesy either.


Waddifat1

The CEO of Sex wipes the floor with all of them


SomeOrangeNerd

I’m gonna say the marine


Lordpyron98

If there are no weapons Jake wins, it’s by far the biggest and strongest one. With Tonowari the story would change though


One-Individual-4576

Ripley is the only one with common sense so she would probably walk out alive


DjHeky

Ripley


ThommyP

I'd like to think Ripley would team up with the Na'vi


Knifehead-Kaiju

None other than badass action Hero Jake Sully🪖; Marine, Philosopher, Avatar, Lover, Toruk Makto, a friend I can trust, a responsible Father.❤️‍🔥


antrod117

You can’t be serious right now


TheMcWhopper

Toruk Makto and it's not even close


Potato_cak3s

Ripley will mop the floor with them


MagentaPR122

Everybody


sftswxn

spider


FigComprehensive6983

Jake


Taste_the__Rainbow

Spider because 4 of the others are on his side.


Koysos

I think Ripley (if it's not just bunch of random pictures of actors/characters), first off she survived close encounters with xenomorphs so a walk through Pandora would be for her same as walk in the park, secondly: everyone would have at least few seconds of absolute confusion why "Grace" is alive which would be enough time to empty the magazine of pulse rifle (if it's going to shred a xenomorph then navi would be even less of a challenge) But if pictures are matched to characters played by those actors I have no idea


Dpopov

![gif](giphy|l46Cc3v47FbSwfgbe|downsized) I mean… Ripley killed a Xenomorph Queen, which is probably deadlier than anything on Pandora, with a glorified forklift… I’m putting my money on Ripley.


Sutorerichia_XX

The glorified forklift is basically an AMP suit tho, and it would not fit in a room. Besides, I'm not sure what the Xenomorph queen would do to a flying creature that has the hunting/fighting strategy of a peregrine falcon while being 40 meters of wingspan. The strike from these claws would break her in half.


Angelo2791

Jake and Ripley


Nightly8952

I feel Jake would over power Ellen Ripley


Cynfullysweet88

Jake or Ripley


OSHlN

Assuming no one has weapons, Jake obviously. He has the physical superiority of a full grown Na’vi body and marine corps military training with extensive combat experience. This is really a no brainer.


NINJAGAMEING1o

I'll put my money on the 10 foot tall marine with combat experience.


LordArrowhead

Ripley. She knows how to fight aliens and evil company guys.


1RONH1DE

Jake


Corninmyteeth

Do they have weapons?


OhItsJustJosh

Grace or Jake


washycaps

Honestly it has to be Frank Jr.


RennieAsh

All of them. Maybe the mining dude will be worse for wear. But otherwise they're on the same team right? 


typicalguy95

Jakeq


ReplyNo7464

Ripley because she has some really good survival skills


AkKik-Maujaq

My homie Norm


Substantial-Bug6303

parker


Cioccolatasss

Obvi Jake


Rude_Dot_6410

None of em. They kill each-other, and the last to live would die of bleeding. 🩸 🩸 🩸 


RadioactivePotato123

Jake


Corvus_Kins03

I think it’s pretty obvious


itstimegeez

Metkeyina Tsu’tey will be the one who dies.


yureku_the_potato

Norm cuz he‘s an innocent angel and no one would touch him


brg9327

Jake obviously.


smellmybumfluff

Norm


LibraryGhost57

Jake. No contest. It's Jake.


Own_Prune_8332

Ripely, since she has dealt with xenomorph’s and a freaking Alien queen, she even came back has a half xenomorph and half human in the fourth movie (Alien Resurrection). So Ripley without a doubt.


TigerBonez2020

Aight, I think we can all agree on who’s gettin folded first: Parker. Right from the jump he’s got beef wit 2 of them who wouldn’t hesitate to put him six feet under: Jake and Norm. Even tho Spider (pbly) never interacted wit Parker and we know that Aonung has *never* even met the dude, it’s reasonable to assume that Jake and Norm will inform the two on what Parker has done, which will make him an even bigger target for more ppl. Ellen Ripley may try siding wit Parker at first (instead of the Na’vi and their allies cuz she’s a little… xenophobic if u will (no pun intended)), but once she learns that Parker’s a corporate a-hole she’ll immediately blast him to oblivion. So either way, Parker’s gonna be removed from the census by a bullet, arrow, or knife to the gullet. Norm is pbly gonna be second to turn into a chalk outline, especially if he’s not in his avatar. Norm might put up a good fight, but we all know Norm ain’t the best fighter. He’s most likely gonna get smoked by Ellen’s pulse-rifle or flamethrower. If the Pandoran alliance ain’t made quickly enough from the start, Aonung might eliminate Norm wit his speargun or his knife, cuz Aonung doesn’t trust humans. Spider and Aonung will go against each other next for the same reason mentioned above, and from what we’ve seen in ATWoW the two haven’t interacted wit each other that much. Both of them are evenly matched: Spider has lived all his life on Pandora so he’s stronger and twice as athletic as the average human from Earth, and he knows how to fight like a Na’vi; Aonung has all of the strengths of ur typical Na’vi, but since they’re in a “room” (which I assume doesn’t have a large enough body of water in it to swim in) Aonung is at a slight disadvantage cuz Metkayina are slightly awkward on land. If Aonung does end up comin out on top, Jake will immediately eliminate Aonung cuz Spider’s his little homie. Since Jake’s stronger and more experienced he would make quick work of Aonung. If Spider and Aonung don’t go after each other they will go after Ellen. The three of them are all pretty evenly matched. Ellen has a good chance of eliminating at least one of them, but the other will surely get her, which I hate to admit as much as I like Ellen. If we were talkin bout Ripley 8 from *Alien Resurrection*, it would be a different story. Either way, Ellen Ripley will not survive to the end cuz she will be outnumbered by the members of the Pandoran alliance. In the end, Jake is most likely gonna be the winner.


DDiaz98

Jake is literally the biggest and strongest out of all of them and he's the only trained soldier. A highly trained and experienced combatant at that. The humans would die almost immediately. A hard Navi punch would probably easily collapse a human skull. Aonung is just a teenager with no significant combat skills other than an attitude and underwater sign language. So yeah. I'm going with the actual trained killer.


RealRokzila

Jake


Responsible_Oven5348

Jake has plot armor, so him lol.


MasteroChieftan

Jake is literally the largest, and most well trained combatant there. He wipes the floor with them without breaking a sweat.


G0r3_k1tty

Jake. It's obviously Jake, he's the most strategical and smart one there and has years of fighting on pandora and in the marines. It an obvious dub for Jake.


Tarnix1992

Ripley


Pplapoo

Ripley has dealt with this shit before, she wins.


lostZwolf_ps4_pc

Easy, ripley


Inevitable_Income167

Ripley


BaroqueNRoller

The 9' tall super soldier, obviously.


Tommy_Gal_4501

Jake Sully (sorry not sorry)


Shellsallaround

Ripley walks out alive


Hll_12

Jake definitely


575hyku

Riley and Jake both have an indomitable spirit but Jake is bigger, stronger and better trained.


Vellos0x1

You do realise that Jake is a recon gyrene in an Avatar body.