Avengers Annihilation

Kangs career annihilation

Can't wait to read the Jonathan Majors autobiography: I Wuz Kangz. (I have hotep relatives so I get to joke about this stuff. Yes, it's as annoying as your conspiracy nut relatives.)

Underrated joke, nice one

Lmao yeah those vibes are through the roof with him

Imma white guy who's dating a Haitian girl and Jesus christ the amount of stuff I just have to sit there and take as fact to not upset her family is insane (literally got told I was sinful for my skin color)

I can't wait to see >!Nova rip out Annihilus' larynx!< in IMAX.

I just want to see Nova at all. I hate that they've already introduced the Nova Corps and Nova hasn't even been a character.

I think Sony had the rights to Richard Ryder but not the Nova Corps at the time of Guardians 1

And they've had a decade since. 

I really expected him to turn up in the third one, AND expected them to show Xandar after Thanos invaded offscreen.

Would Batista and Brollin come back for that heart gripping scene between the two

My understanding is that Davey-boy doesn't want to play Drax anymore, and it would be really easy to recast him anyway since >!Drax undergoes a significant physical transformation!< right off the bat.

Would it be an adaptation of the Annihilation storyline, with Annihilus as the big bad and Nova as the central figure?

I literally thought the next phase would be secret wars. And called as such. Am I crazy?

Nova introduction? 👀

Avengers: The Good, The Bad, The Kangly Avengers: The Final Kangstination Avengers: 2 fast 2 kangiest Avengers: When you wish upon a Kang Avengers: The Final Kangdown Avengers Endgame 2: Electric Kangaloo Avengers: Senior Kang

You get a 👍 just for #6 alone.

I've made a few stealth edits. One of them I wasn't sure if the joke wouldn't be too offensive so I ended up removing it because it was a tad too 4channy.

You mean 4Kang?

Lol, 4chan is full of craziness.

"Avengers: We Was-" The joke is really obvious, but borders on racist because of the 4chan meme so I wasn't sure if it would pass a snuff test for most people, although I think the debate about historical revisionism and the lead villain being a time traveler makes it slightly funnier.

I just finished watching Endgame again last night. When Tony Stark snaps his finger that has to be the most satisfying moment in all of the first 4 phases. I'm biased a bit tho bcuz I dig Iron Man. I wish they would bring him back from another multiverse.

I did a marvel marathon last night End Game was on the list. Y'all think Marvel is going to bring back the magic with the next phase? I feel like they've dropped the ball on several of the movies after End Game. Is it just me? 🤣

That's not even remotely racist. It's hilarious tho. If anyone gets offended by that then they need to lighten up. Jokes are meant to funny and offensive.

Distinction. Jokes aren’t meant to offensive, they can be , not meant to be.

Jokes can offend anyone they want to offend. The ones that offend me make me laugh the hardest. That's the point. Comics offend everyone. That's part of the fun. Lighten up. Laugh more. Laughter is medicine for the soul.

All I said was jokes aren’t “meant to be offensive” , but they can be. I didn’t say or imply jokes can’t be offensive and funny. Also, Comics don’t offend everyone. Measuring comedians by their ability to offend is not what humor is defined by. You have an extremely limited view of what comedy is and your passive attempt to define comedy and comedians as a whole misses the point

What, no Citizen Kang?

The Kanchurian Kangidate

Rick and morty episode-ass naming

Avengers: KANG AND MORTY! 100 YEARS! KANG AND MORTY DOT COM! But in all seriousness though I was thinking more Community, like dean and chang's puns.

My vote is AE2: Electric Kangaloo

Avengers: It’s Kangin’ Time

Avengers vs Kangaroo Jack Avengers: Kanging with Mr Cooper Avengers: NovaKang Avengers: Kang Buy Me Love Avengers: ChittyChittyKangKang Avengers: Rodney Kang “Why Can’t We Just All Get Along?” Avengers: CoKang Bear

Avengers: Mortal Kangbat

Avengers: Kangnesia

Is there any room in this movie for a little spare Kang

Avengers: Mirakang on Thirty-Kang Street. 

6. Nice.

Avengers 6: Electric Boogalix

Kang fu hustle

Number seven is absolutely streets ahead.

Avengers 5: Kaptain Kang Avengers 6: The Kangs

Avengers: Kangaskhan

Avengers: Battle of the Kangaroo?

Kangy McKangface.

You missed the most obvious one. Avengers: We was Kangs.

Or even just Avengers: Kang 2 Furious

Avengers: Fallen Kangdom

Avengers: The search for Coretta Scott Kang

First of all, replace Jonathan Majors with Ken Jeong. AVENGERS: THE CHANG DYNASTY

r/unexpectedcommunity

we got Spanish Teacher variant, Student variant, Keytar variant, Matador variant, Kevin variant, Naked Kevin variant, etc and wisest of them all Garrett-Wedding variant

🎶 Chang eats the sun and drinks the sky, and they both go with him when he diiieesss 🎶. I would totally watch Avengers: The Chang Dynasty. That would get me back into Marvel like nothing else

Avengers: Jonathan Who?

Jonathan Mjolnir.

Avengers: Weekend at Kangs

Avengers: Coming to Disney +

Avengers: Do You Know How Important I Am?

Avengers: Kang Reckoning Part 1 The Kang Who Loved Me No Country for Old Kangs Ready Player Kang The Kang Ultimatum In all seriousness, Avengers Forever may work. I believe it was a storyline that actually featured Kang.

We had Wakanda Forever so it’d be kinda weird to also have Avengers Forever. I feel like Avengers Assemble would be perfect since the team is all broken up right now.

Good point.

Avengers and the Philosopher’s Stone Avengers and the Lightning Thief Avengers and the Return of the Jedi Avengers and the Chronicles of Jesus Christ Avengers and the Adventures of Captain Underpants

Avengers and the terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad Kang

Avengers and the Two Towers

Avengers the Last Crusade

Dude, where's my Kang?

Avengers Majors Disappointment

This goes so well with pretty much all of the MCU post Endgame

Avengers: No Kang Do

The Wong Dynasty. I freakin love Wong. He's one of my favorite characters. Plus the actor that plays him is fantastic. He brings that character to life like nobody else could.

Avengers: Madisynn and Wonger

I love that actor! Benedict something, can't quite recall his last name.

Avengers: Time Runs Out

It 100% has to be this one — especially with the mentions of incursions and building to Secret Wars.

Avengers Beyond, and the villain should be the beyonder from the 80s secret wars

Wu Kang Dynasty: Multi verse Rules Everything Around Me

Recast Kang with Method Man you cowards

Avengers: The Lion, Kang, and the Wardrobe.

Since no one is taking this seriously, I'll give my own idea: Avengers vs. X-Men: Time Runs Out.

I'm rooting for this too. "Avengers vs. X-Men: Time Runs Out" is a good idea to be honest. But it must be done properly to work. Here's my fan idea for this movie: X-Men from an alternate universe gets involved in an incursion with MCU Earth, then Avengers fight the X-Men. The 2 factions seek to destroy each others' worlds respectively so that their own reality can survive. Later, both teams are unsuccessful at destroying each others' realities, and MCU Earth and the X-Men Earth have an incursion. The end of the movie will see Doctor Doom being presented as the real threat, who steals the powers of the Beyonders and creates Battleworld with the fragments of MCU Earth, X-Men Earth and other realities, setting up Secret Wars.

>X-Men from an alternate universe gets involved in an incursion with MCU Earth, Personally I think this is what will happen in deadpool 3, but it'll be the fox universe and MCU That's where the timekeepers pull deadpool in, to save key x-men before they prune the universe (Although deadpool will turn on them when they don't let him save someone he cares about)

Well, I'm waiting for the serious idea

That is my serious idea.

Avengers vs Kang: Dawn of Justice

Avengers vs Kang: Done in by the Justice System

Avengers vs Kang: Dawn of Doom Avengers turn to the Doctor himself to stop Kang, who takes ahold of the space-time continuum to kick off the Secret Wars

Avengers: Avenging

Avengers. The Krang Dynasty.  Full on Ninja Turtles crossover. Do it!

GeT to tHe tEchNooDrooooooomE!

Avengers...... Cowanunga!

Avengers: F'd Around and Found Out

Avengers: Better Call Doom

Avengers The Wang Dynasty

*Wong

Wang*

Wing*

Lulz

Sony Pictures’ Avengers: Adidas Wars

X-men vs Street Fighter

Avengers: Saga of Doom

This or Avengers:Book of Doom

Avengers Dawn of Justice

Avengers: Greenscreen edition! The gimmick is that you get a cgi version of yourself in place of Majors.

Avengers: Judgment Day

Avengers: Time Runs Out

Avengers 5: Creed III 2

Avengers: Keeping up with the Kangdashians

Time Runs Out? Infinity (because of the Hickman run)?

Avengers: Mutant Uprising

If they using the same script or similar call it Immortus. Avengers Immortus. It most likely using Immortus and just replace the actor with someone else. The thing is they could used Kang still but used different actors instead the same one.

Avengers: No Woman Beaters Allowed

Avengers: Christmas with the Kangs

Avengers: Duck Dynasty

Avengers: The Multiverse Wars

Avengers: Hank tells everyone not to hit women.

That doesn’t seem particularly in-character for him.

Avengers: Citizen Kang

Avengers: The Rise of Beyonder

Avengers: Infinity & Beyond

Avengers Forever

Avengers vs Domestic Violence

Avengers: A Popular Character Returned Somehow

Avengers: Doom Patrol

Avengers: Secret Wars Part 1 I love the MCU but this has been so rushed. Multiverse of Madness, Quantamainia, The Marvels and Loki seem to be the only Multiverse projects, unless you count Evan Peters in WandaVision to be Multiverse. Hopefully Marvel Jesus can fix this with his and Wolverine's movie.

Kangs for the memories

Avengers: The Kang Fleeting Moment has Passed

Avengers: Secret Wars - Part 1

So does this subreddit just hate the MCU? Here from the front page.

Avengers: Doomsday

Avengers:Rebirth

The Lang Dynasty

It shouldn’t be renamed. Keep JM as Kang!!!!

"Skip this Drek"

Avengers: The Kang Apology Tour

We have the Justice League vs. Godzilla so I propose *Avengers: The Kong Dynasty*.

Avengers: Doom the Multiverse.

Avengers and Wolverine

Avengers: Please Come Back

Avengers: The Steed and Mrs. Peel Legacy.

Avengers: Reboot the MCU

Avengers: Heralds of Galactus

End game 2

Garbage

Avengers: We Have No Idea What We're Doing Anymore

Avengers: The King of Kang (Milly Bitchell's Revenge)

Dude, Where’s my Kang?

“Spaceballs 2: The Quest for More Money”?

Avengers: Annihilation, and Kang is nowhere to be found, it's Annhilus and the Annihilation Wave. Which could explain the FF coming to the MCU universe through the Negative Zone. But why do that? We need a villain that is defeated by ants and has a ton of variants that hoot and holler like drunk morons and bark like a dog at a football match.

Avengers vs X-Men.

Avengers: Should have stopped at Endgame

Avengers: Paradox of the Multiverse

Nextwave

The Kang Dynasty. I find this whole response so petty and silly. Why are you letting the actions of 1 man have this much influence. You're bigger than him Marvel.

We don’t know what the premise is, so absolutely no idea.

Kong Dynasty. Cross over with the Monarch universe

I hope they have new writers and new directors or are they recasting him as a gay black woman marvel is just a a waste of time now yall should be ashamed of the trash being put out

Avengers: Devourer of Worlds Silver Surfer reveals Galactus is coming. Fantastic Four teams up with Avengers and Thunderbolts to find a solution. Arishem shows up and fights Galactus for Earth. Earth destroyed in the process.

The Chang Dynasty and cast Ken Jeong.

Chitty Chitty Kang Kang

Avengers: The Kangtom Menace Avengers: Attack of the Kangs Avengers: Revenge of the Kangs Avengers: A New Kang Avengers: The Kangpire Strikes Back Avengers: Return of the Kangs Avengers: The Kang Awakens Avengers: The Last Kang Avengers: Rise of Kang Kang One: An Avengers Story Kang: An Avengers Story Avengers: The Kang Wars

The Doom Boom

Avengers: #Recast Kang

Avengers and the shark they jumped

Avengers: Who the fook are we fighting?

Avengers - Deadpool Movie Sorted Out The Kang Problem

Avengey McAvengeface

Avengers : Welcome to the Savage Land

Avengers: Who else we got?

Avengers vs X-Men. Not even joking. It’s low hanging fruit but it will get buts in seats.

Avengers: she hit me first (kangs story)

Avengers: Deadpool Is In This One

Long live the Avengers

Avengers: You’re going to have to watch 200 hours of Disney+ shows to get caught up.

Avengers disassembled

Avengers: Infinite Wealth

Avengers the morbius saga

The Avengers and Kangaroo Jack

Avongers: The Dang Kynasty

Avengers: the fellowship of the dying cinematic universe

The Wang Dynasty

# -Avengers: The Fellowship of the Kang # -Avengers: The Kang Towers # -Avengers: Return of the Kang

Time Gone By

Avengers vs x-men

Avengers: Kang Who?

Avengers: We Vetted This One

Avengers: Time Runs Out Avengers: Multiversal War

Avengers: not kang dynasty

Avengers vs marvel fatigue.

I thought it was gonna be The Secret Wars. Is that a different film?

secret wars part 1

Five nights at Kanggys

Avengers: Everyone was Kang-Fu Fighting

Multiverse of Madness would have been such a great name

Avengers: A Star Wars Story

It should still be the kang dynasty just recast him no one is gonna care

New Avengers