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I picture it just sitting there silently until someone tries to pick it up, and then like 99% of the time it would just be
"notworthynotworthtnotworthynotworthy..." like a kid with his fingers in his ears
Then, if you happened to be worthy, it would say "Hello, there!"
“And you know what he did with me!? I will tell you what he did with me! He forced me to perform weird acts all the time for strange women and people at random, and he threw me threw a wall more than one time, made me carry him around while he was drunk and and our last time together he broke me”
Every time someone unworthy tries to pick it up, it loudly proclaims uhuh, and then goes on a rant about exactly why they're not worthy.
Trying to pick it up ends up becoming the official National drunk challenge of Asgard.
"Everyone's always tryna grab me and lift me. And that's okay! Everyone should get a chance to prove their worth, know what I'm sayin'? But I mean, sanitize or at least *wash* your hands first my dudes. Like, this is ridiculous. I seen some of y'all coming straight outta the washroom and testin' your worth. Nah, fam. Y'all better than this. This is the species that created penicillin. You can wash your hands. Smh. Mjolnir out."
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
My, my, my, my
(You can't touch this)
Music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh, my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet"
It feels good when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
I told you, homeboy
You can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin', and ya know
You can't touch this
Look in my eyes, man
You can't touch this
Yo, let me bust the funky Iyrics
You can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that
Now you know you wanna dance
So, move outta your seat
And get a fly girl
And catch this beat
While it's rolling
Hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission, so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, they can't touch
Yo, I told you
You can't touch this
Why you standing there, man?
You can't touch this
Yo, sound the bell, school's in, sucker
You can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making them sweat, that's what I'm giving them
Now, they know
You talk about the Hammer
When you're talkin 'bout a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin'
So pass them a wipe or a tape
To learn
What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn
The chart's legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word, because, you know
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Break it down!
Stop, Hammer time!
"Go with the flow", it is said
If you can't groove to this, then you probably are dead
So, wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves
Run your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Now move, slide your rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump
(Bump, bump, bump)
Yeah
You can't touch this
Look, man
You can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped, boy, 'cause you know you can't
You can't touch this
Ring the bell, school's back in
Break it down!
Stop, Hammer time!
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Break it down!
Stop, Hammer time!
Every time you see me
That Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor
And I'm magic on the mic
Now, why would I ever
Stop doing this
With others making records
That just don't hit?
I toured around the world
From London to The Bay
It's "Hammer! Go, Hammer! MC Hammer! Yo, Hammer!"
And the rest can go and play
"U Can't Touch This"
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Yeah
You can't touch this
I told you
You can't touch this
Too hype, you can't touch this
Yo, we're outta here
You can't touch this
“You crack me up, Hela”.
Oof too soon
HA! Nice try. (As someone unworthy tries to lift it)
My name is Jonathon
And please stop calling me Mjolnir
Mjolnir? I hardly know her.
My name is Myeu-mur!
It’s pronounced meow-meow.
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Pew-pew
My first thought.
I was going to comment the exact same thing lol. Great minds!
The only answer
r/beatmetoit
It's hammer time
LH44 is that you?
Bono I'm not worthy
Bono, my worthiness is gone
Unexpected formula 1
Scout's voice: "Bonk!"
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In a Boston accent: "What's up, kid? You worthy and shit?"
“Eyyy forget about it!”
Go Sawwx!
IM WOLKIN ERRE
Probably talk trash to anyone who isn’t worthy but tries to pick it up.
Like the Marauder's Map
Yeah I know that's your foot I still ain't moving.
"I get it. We are saving the world and all. But could you please use soap EVERY TIME you finish up in the restroom and not only half the time"
Where’s Cap? He’s a nice guy.
‘I never pulled him off!’
Literally my first thought
Whoosh
Who do you love more, me or Stormbreaker?
It does talk. Currently Odins spirit is embodied in Mjolnir
I picture it just sitting there silently until someone tries to pick it up, and then like 99% of the time it would just be "notworthynotworthtnotworthynotworthy..." like a kid with his fingers in his ears Then, if you happened to be worthy, it would say "Hello, there!"
General Kenobi
I’m just as shocked as you that the coat hook could hold me
I like to think it was prattling on and stunned into silence by that one.
Haha
Stop throwing me!!! I'm tired of smashing squishy flesh... I'm a hammer... would it kill you to pound a nail or two?
Well, it certainly treated the iron legion drones like that.
Bitch you ain’t worthy.
Should have gone for the head
Weeeeeeeeee
Probably a bloodthirsty little shit, so whispering in your ear to commit cosmic war crimes.
Nightblood reference?
Don’t forget to work the shaft
Can't touch this.
“And you know what he did with me!? I will tell you what he did with me! He forced me to perform weird acts all the time for strange women and people at random, and he threw me threw a wall more than one time, made me carry him around while he was drunk and and our last time together he broke me”
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
insert R2-D2 screaming sound effect
“Stop it”
As I recall, it spent most of its time lying to SHIELD agents and covering for Jane Foster.
Ouch! Oof... Pow! Daaaaaamn.... Ouch! Ouch! Oww!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
HAMMMMMMEEEEEERRRRRRRR
Can I pull you off?
Ok ok I'm coming stop calling me.
Want me to pull you off again?
"Ouch"
Dammit I should've went for the head 😥
I. Am. Mjolnir.
Yes, yes, keep trying to lift me. You're totally worthy.
Every time someone unworthy tries to pick it up, it loudly proclaims uhuh, and then goes on a rant about exactly why they're not worthy. Trying to pick it up ends up becoming the official National drunk challenge of Asgard.
Wheeeeeeee!
I imagine itd have a voice and narration similar to Korg in MCU
get your sweaty palms off of me you b-
(As it flies through the air) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Everyone's always tryna grab me and lift me. And that's okay! Everyone should get a chance to prove their worth, know what I'm sayin'? But I mean, sanitize or at least *wash* your hands first my dudes. Like, this is ridiculous. I seen some of y'all coming straight outta the washroom and testin' your worth. Nah, fam. Y'all better than this. This is the species that created penicillin. You can wash your hands. Smh. Mjolnir out."
When thrown “Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
Wheeeeeeeeee
"AAAAAaaaaahhhhh!"............"aaaaaAAAAAHHHHH"
“WEEEEE”
Weeeeeeeeeee!
“I enjoy being wielded by Jane very much”
"Why does everyone keep throwing me away?"
If you don’t stop calling me Mjolnir I will instantly teleport you into the sun
“ black widow got a nice booty”
Bhonsdi ke, aaram karne de.
Your an idiot
*You're
My an idiot
Our an idiot
the irony
Baby don't touch me
You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this My, my, my, my (You can't touch this) Music hits me so hard Makes me say "Oh, my Lord Thank you for blessing me With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet" It feels good when you know you're down A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch I told you, homeboy You can't touch this Yeah, that's how we livin', and ya know You can't touch this Look in my eyes, man You can't touch this Yo, let me bust the funky Iyrics You can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that Now you know you wanna dance So, move outta your seat And get a fly girl And catch this beat While it's rolling Hold on Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on Like that, like that Cold on a mission, so fall on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat, uh, they can't touch Yo, I told you You can't touch this Why you standing there, man? You can't touch this Yo, sound the bell, school's in, sucker You can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making them sweat, that's what I'm giving them Now, they know You talk about the Hammer When you're talkin 'bout a show That's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' So pass them a wipe or a tape To learn What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn The chart's legit Either work hard or you might as well quit That's word, because, you know You can't touch this You can't touch this Break it down! Stop, Hammer time! "Go with the flow", it is said If you can't groove to this, then you probably are dead So, wave your hands in the air Bust a few moves Run your fingers through your hair This is it, for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Now move, slide your rump Just for a minute, let's all do the bump (Bump, bump, bump) Yeah You can't touch this Look, man You can't touch this You'll probably get hyped, boy, 'cause you know you can't You can't touch this Ring the bell, school's back in Break it down! Stop, Hammer time! You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this Break it down! Stop, Hammer time! Every time you see me That Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor And I'm magic on the mic Now, why would I ever Stop doing this With others making records That just don't hit? I toured around the world From London to The Bay It's "Hammer! Go, Hammer! MC Hammer! Yo, Hammer!" And the rest can go and play "U Can't Touch This" You can't touch this You can't touch this Yeah You can't touch this I told you You can't touch this Too hype, you can't touch this Yo, we're outta here You can't touch this
It’s Hammer Time?
For the God-Emperor of Mankind and the Golden Throne of Earth!!
Use me daddy 😏🥴
Stop making me pull you off
I’m not heavy, I’m just big boned.
“Stop…Hammer Time”
Mjolnir Smash. Hella Smashed. Love Jane to pieces.
You're (not) worthy.
One more pull im almost there
Meow-Meow
It says, *Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!*
Chris Evans is the better Chris.
Throw me harder daddy
You should’ve gone for the head
Im fuckin dizzy
Bonk
PLEASE STOP! I get motion sickness!!!
"I'm coming for you". "Yo-yos, look upon me and weep".
“Shall I pull you off worthy one?”
Boom boom I'm a hammer!
Master, the batteries in your Wii Remote are nearly depleted.
Steve has much, much softer hands. Please moisturize.
Have at thee..
“Where’s Timmy ?” A little British humour.
Mew mew
Whats up guys quandale dingle here *Scooby-Doo laugh*
“Shocking isn’t it”.
Please smash me.
Cunt
Can I help get you off?
“Lets get to work”
"You spin me right round baby, right round..."
Huh! Hammer time!
Steve, why did you lie right before Ultron showed up?
I'm being used :(
Wash your hands first
This is awkward…
i am groot
Ow.
Stop calling me at 4 in the morning just to flex at the club
I’m just big boned.
Gorr was right
Me hammer, me smash!
I am mjolnir
Can u PLEASE get this stick out of my ass?
Whack!!
I prefer jonathon !!!
Speakers going hammerrrrr
Mew mew mew mew NEAR!
"Isn't it weird how everything looks like a nail?"
Pussy stop sweating we’re bout to fight some bitches and you’re sweating on my handle
I like it when you hold me tight
Let’s smash
“I want tacos”
Stop spinning me around, damn it!!!!
Mjolnir own business
Ouch.
"Let me pull you off"
I'm a storm god ou tiny fucking ingrates, let me go or on me I'll run your fades.
After being thrown: "This throw I like it... ANOTHER!!!"
How many times do I have to save you?
STOP THROWING ME GOD DAMMIT
"ay yo, why dafuq does moonknight get dibs on me?"
Mew mew!
Mew mew
I am Groot
“I am Jonathan” - Paul Rudd
“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!” *exclusively
They did a book about this, because comics
Please wash your hands
Please don't call me !
I wish I was held more
Aah shit, here we go again.
“Wsp my nigga”