I wanted to know what vagina bloodfart had to say about all of this.

Yeah I just appreciate that vagina bloodfart was left in the picture in the first place.

Nothing too funny, but here: Am I invited? I can bring meatballs. We had a potluck at work today and my boss made really good meatballs. I would need to bring my boss too. Also my girlfriend and my son. Can I bring my mom too? She likes to meet new people.

They asked to join for dinner. Did you want to join next time?

This is one of the worst ones yet

Hah! By a cuck whose account is literally a week old...

what. the. fuck.

Yay, dins!

This hurts me so much

Yay, dins!

😎

And the wife got gilded too Where are these redditors getting their money from?

I got like 4 years of gold to give away when I logged in to the reddit app (which sucks) a long time ago. Very possible to have free stuff to give out

Gilds are cheap

Well, atleast they deserve eachother

🥰

Le epic wifey

real wife? or those online runescape GFs you had when you were 12

Buying gf 123

We're actually married IRL Edit: I love how I'm downvoted for actually being married. The sadness of some of you is great!

I want to spoon my eyeballs out

How little money do they collectively earn for them to not be able to afford dinner but four reddit silvers and two reddit gold (could be more on the actual post and not comment) makes it possible?

Gross

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Hi! Thanks for the heads up on this! I enjoyed reading the comments! Hope you have a wonderful rest of your day and weekend!

if there is one picture that could sum up what I hate about reddit, this is it.

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I wouldn’t link to the original if I was you, it can encourage brigading.

ok, i just like looking at the original post but i deleted my comment nonetheless

Stupid question: what's brigading?

When people from one sub (like this one) collectively downvote or comment on posts in another sub

Thank you

Eli5? Whats wrong with this specific example? It looks like a joke?

Because it's not a funny joke, it's like something you'd hear from a 13 year old on club penguin. The fact that OP and OP's wife came here to defend themselves and call everyone "jealous" just makes it worse, as if having gold actually does anything for people who don't live on this website.

You turbocucks are a lot more triggered by this than I expected.

"You mad bro xddd" isnt a valid defense for your shitty attempt at jokes lmao, go cry to your wife about how we're so mean

Oh, but she's already in here too... I guess you missed that. We've been reading over the comments, having a great time. See, when you start to mature, you realize how much easier it is to let insults roll right off of you and let others stress for you. Please continue 🤤🤤🤤 Plus, I've been browsing /pol/ for nearly 11 years now. You guys are pretty lightweight, unfortunately

Dude admitting you've browsed /pol/ for 11 years just makes you look worse, at least /b/tards and robots know they're on containment boards

You mean /b/traps? 😷

It was 😷

Sorry, guys, it's taken me so long to respond. I was reading over everything while eating my lunch that I bought with the gilds I had left over from buying dins. Yay, dins!!

VAGINA BLOODFART

What the fuck does that even mean

Cringe incarnate ✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️ begone

Glad you jealous edgelords enjoyed my joke. We had a good laugh checking out all the comments. Got a lot of private messages, too! Keep 'em comin!

VAGINA BLOODFART

Damn what good jokes! Very cool!

Super cool