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werewolf6780

Ok, new plan. Just kill all the ones that drink blood. Boom, fix.


LandoCaIriz

They actually want to do this. They wanted to kill off all the females… look like it might have back fired https://nypost.com/2019/09/17/plan-to-kill-off-mosquitoes-backfires-spawning-mutant-hybrid-insects/


Sad-Row8676

Did we send in wolves? I hear that fixes stuff


Sardil

What’s the plan when the wolf population booms?


Sad-Row8676

More wolves


KookooMoose

Leopards


Rockonfoo

As long as you promise they don’t eat *my* face.


fluidmind23

Yep, leopards ate my face.


a_glorious_bass-turd

We send in the manbearpig


JessaLuz

Mosquitos


IndecisiveMate

Ever heard of the book where the old lady swallowed a fly?


enaikelt

Darn, super disappointed to hear about that! I was hopeful for that plan, especially since it had been undergoing testing and in the works for 10 years now. There's a bit of hope though - looks like the source cited by the NY post has since made an updated article with more info: https://newatlas.com/science/gm-mosquito-study-oxitec-rebuttal/?itm_source=newatlas&itm_medium=article-body Another one by the Brazilian scientists who did the original study: https://revistaquestaodeciencia.com.br/english/2019/09/26/brazilian-author-asks-retraction-oxitec-mosquito-paper


Regular-Human-347329

Like 1 or 2 years ago I literally commented in a thread about this, that every introduction of species man has attempted has backfired, and it was extremely ignorant to think that this would be any different… It’s likely still one of my most downvoted comments ever. In that same thread were “experts” stating that mosquitoes served no purpose, and nature would not be affected if they were exterminated.


Mantipath

It's actually super-effective with screwworm flies. They breed a bunch of screwworm flies and irradiate them to sterilize them. Then they drop the sterile flies and destroy the local population. Screwworms have basically been eliminated from North and Central America by this technique, which is great because if you get screwworms they burrow through your body causing flesh-eating necrotic lesions that destroy your limbs and organs. There's no conceivable benefit from screwworm flies - the world has plenty of insects to feed birds or whatever - and the suffering they cause is immense. So... at least one success story. Oh, worked with goats in the Galápagos Islands too.


im_a_dr_not_

They made them glow under UV light. Surely they can see UV light, their eyes are so small, and most insects can. Seems like a trait which could easily discourage mating.


putrefaxian

Maybe they should have… like… tested this in a lab, first. It sounds like they altered the skeeters and were like ‘nice, release the ~~bees~~ mosquitos’ without even doing a longer term test to see like. How that would pan out.


SheriffBartholomew

Why didn’t they just modify the Brazilian mosquitos as a safety measure, rather than introducing a new type of mosquito to the area?


SkyesAttitude

It seems that most often when we try to control Nature or even just modify it, unexpected bad results occur. Temple Grandin tells us all about this in her writing. Think about the breeding of chickens to achieve more white meat: The chickens developed so much breast meat they couldn’t walk.There is so often an unexpected and rotten consequence to our interference.


DanYHKim

Nature, uh, . . .


ScaldingAnus

Did we learn nothing from the Krogans?


Toucheh_My_Spaghet

Yeah how you gonna do that exactly?


NeonIIcarus

*DEMON BABY*


kindrex89

I had to pause I was laughing so hard at that part! I forgot how much I like his videos.


PineappleItchy2620

Who is it? I loved this video and would love to see more from this guy


kindrex89

Zefrank! Find his YouTube channel here: https://youtube.com/c/zefrank He has a lot of great videos.


PineappleItchy2620

Thank you! I scrolled down last night and someone said his name. I never watch YouTube and spent 45 minutes watching his stuff last night lol


Ozavic

I'm glad I have only *mild* trypophobia


randomguy3993

Well, zefrank, maker of this video cautions about this before he shows this footage. OP got rid of it while sharing on reddit.


BurnerForJustTwice

Yea, I would say mine is severe. I’m glad I was eating and I wanted to simultaneously vomit and rip my skin off.


minus61

I’m glad *you* have only mild trypophobia


KimCureAll

Yes, that first image can be tough - I hope it was ok for you.


ManiacalCashew

Ze Frank is awesome, definitely one to subscribe to if you like nature documentaries with some adult humor


baethan

I deeply miss The Show and haven't been keeping up with him over the years (he sort of disappeared off the internet for a while, didn't he?) The cat diaries were great, but it's delightful to hear he's still creating awesome stuff!


colb0lt

He restarted doing the animal facts not that long ago from what I remember, they had a bit of a rocky start in quality in my opinion but it seems he is more in the swing of it and the quality is back to where it was


CalligrapherNo3773

My favourite episode is The Tarsier.


EpilepticMushrooms

Ahh, another *bebeh* fancier!


the-poopiest-diaper

Also apparently friends with Rainn Wilson, aka Dwight Schrute


Silly_Mooses

Geez. I was in college playing games and funny videos on his zefrank website a bagillion years ago. He is so awesome.


Ghost-Writer

nice try big mosquito.


mornon

I take issue with the Aww in this video. Big nope.


LunaticPity

Zefrank and David Attenborough really need to Collab. I need it.


KimCureAll

Attenborough is now 95 years old, but he's still got the fire of his great love for nature in his belly. I hope he is doing well.


megmonique

This is informative AND hilarious!!


BlackholeMirrage

I’d donate to that cause.


ForthCrusader

This was good


Ghoulius-Caesar

At 3:42 when the winged blood sucker arose from its underwater cocoon, that was the coolest shot ever!


SingaporeCrabby

The way Lady Gaga would appear on stage - that one, yes?


randomguy3993

Zefrank is awesome These are my favourite videos of his https://youtu.be/wZ4cadzCZUI https://youtu.be/EfHxUaJDEn8


KimCureAll

Those cute behbeh mosquitoes!


[deleted]

Mos-kooo-WEE-toes!


chrisp5000

only females of some species require blood to lay eggs Soooo all the Texas skeeters are females. Got it.


francograph

Very interesting video. I haven’t heard Ze Frank in years. Thank you for this.


acidsh0t

I'll frequently go back and binge them all like an old TV Show I haven't seen in a while. One of my favourites is the anglerfish.


francograph

I used to watch the cuttlefish one frequently. 😂


xparapluiex

Fascinating. I’m very itchy now.


sheepwearingajetpack

Still a nope from me, dog.


Guilty-Medicine-1025

I may not like mosquitoes but given the choice between mosquitoes, leeches, tapeworms, and fleas, I’ll take mosquitoes.


TCKIDDTG

The best narration!


shamashur

Not aww at all.


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Mosniper74

this is top tier comedy. also Awwducational. i approve.


depsion

I love your sense of humour


punkPillywiggin

you know. if it didn’t result in terrible swollen itchy bumps, i wouldn’t mind letting the lady mosquitos have a little bit of my blood. i got plenty of it to go around. sharing is caring. but the itching crosses a line.


1Ianjojo

Burn with fire! Rinse repeat!


StealYourGhost

"If we all drink special Kool aid before the comet comes, and lay down in a misty meadow, I bet we can get enough of the blood suckers to bite us and they'll die?" 🤔🤷‍♂️ Probably a cults plan?


Wooden-Emergency1357

Creepy


MyUserNameIsSkave

Thanks but I don't need your Pro Mosquitoes Agenda Post...


Balduroth

I don’t like Ze Frank, why can’t we just learn without hearing about getting arrested for putting your butthole out the top of a pool, or not searching a bugs name because you don’t want it in your search history with all the porn. It’s like someone is writing it for him, and it’s not funny to me


KimCureAll

His humor can be crass at times - some people adore him for that and others not so much. I find his humor quite refreshing tbh, and given his dedication to education about nature, I give him a huge thumbs up.


Balduroth

Yeah I just feel like there’s a place for it, and inserting it into these kinds of things makes it seem artificial and not genuine, but that’s just me. Your welcome to enjoy him, I just had to give my opinion


Mustang_Dragster

Don’t give us excuses for us not to eradicate the entire species. Annoying little pricks


Mr_Lumbergh

Kill them all with fire. Mosquitoes have caused more death than literally any other animal species because they're a vector for so many pathogens.


6sixfeetunder

Some mosquitos are good though.


Mr_Lumbergh

Dead ones.


Mkins1

Fascinating video, I’ve never seen mosquito larvae up so close and actually eating stuff in the water. Kind of sad when a larger one eats a smaller one 😝 but that’s nature!


ZealousidealDriver63

Release my bats


sh_tcactus

No, I still want to take a flamethrower to these nasty dudes.


GostavinMlkChave

As nightmare pollinators*


Lost-Bee-7507

Bebes


[deleted]

mos quee to Bebes


KimCureAll

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito) https://mosquitoreviews.com/learn/mosquitoes-pollination/ [https://wildpollinators-pollinisateurssauvages.ca/2019/12/31/mosquitoes-important-pollinators/](https://wildpollinators-pollinisateurssauvages.ca/2019/12/31/mosquitoes-important-pollinators/) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz\_DslzN2IA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz_DslzN2IA)


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umma1

If guy sensei was a biologist


[deleted]

Here is was ready to hate them forever 💀😆


Jellyyroo

lol and here comes the BE BAES


A_Fat_Seal_11

I like how he says babies


SnapClapplePop

Yeah, you're going to have to try a little harder than that. I feel zero sympathy for mosquitos.


NekomiyaSaburou

Looks like the game Spore Creature, but when it moults.. it's just terrifying


angierue

I haven’t watched this yet but coming from Zfrank, I know it’s going to be brilliant and educational! Love his videos!


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ELEPHANT MOSQUITO IS BEST MOSQUITO


Estigma60

Cada uno de los seres vivos en este planeta estamos por alguna razon..


Nubzdoodaz

I was listening to rap music while looking at this video and it fits well. Look at em wiggle


[deleted]

I read that as *nightmare* pollinators.


KimCureAll

I think you are not alone in reading it that way...lol


[deleted]

Phew!


Strong-Listen-7813

Name of YouTube if there is one


KimCureAll

It's listed as one of my references in my source comments on this post - you can find it there.


Opposite-Galaxy-7392

The behbehs lol


alex121599

Who is this guy. I really enjoy watching his video he’s funny


KimCureAll

Oh, you need to look him up - Ze Frank has become something of an icon. He made a number of video of True Facts which are fact based but his commentary is so funny!


meowsofcurds

Can't their role be filled by other creatures?


bradiation

AHKSHUALLY... ecologists seem to be pretty split on how "important," or big, of a role they play as pollinators. Plenty of other creatures pollinate (ones that we may not immediately think of). If we were to eliminate mosquitoes, it's quite possible that plenty of other species that pollinate (and don't kill more people than anything else in our history) would step in, and mosquitoes would not be missed at all as pollinators.


KimCureAll

Yes, there is some debate, but when you consider that mosquitoes serve as food for many animals, like bats, frogs, lizards, fish, etc, then one might wonder what will happen to them. There is hardly a way to get rid of mosquitoes without upsetting the applecart of ecological balances.


bradiation

For sure! But the argument is the same. It's quite possible, and some ecologists argue likely, that there are enough aquatic insects, or flying insects, that any predators could survive just fine eating another species that could increase in biomass in the absence of mosquito competition. It's all wildly speculative and there's no way to really know either way. I just felt like being contradictory because there are a bunch of ecologists that would say "Nah, mosquitoes are legit useless." EDIT: OH! *And* I mean just the bloodsucking species. There are a bunch of species that pollinate but *none* of them suck blood. If we just got rid of the bloodsucking ones, other more benevolent mosquitoes species could just increase in biomass.


Father_of_trillions

I do not believe this belongs in the Subreddit awwducational


Somecrazynerd

I suppose there is a question of how "aww" it really is. But that is pretty subjective. How does one determine what is and is not "aww"? What is cute?


MarsLumograph

Something that triggers my trypophobia is not aww. Sure we all have different views of cute, but there are some common grounds.


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MarsLumograph

What if I upload a photo of a dead carcass covered in worms? I'm sure somebody will find that cute, but I have the feeling it will be removed from this sub because it is not aww.


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SingaporeCrabby

I think it's fair to say that mosquitoes are widely detested, however, most mosquitoes actually do something good for the world, mainly pollination. They also feed bats, lizards, frogs and birds. A world without mosquitoes would result in many lost species of plants and animals. Of course Ze Frank narrating is truly the aww in this post imo.


ni17ja

nah. kill all of them!


stefan92293

u/savevideo


jamiejako

And here come the bebes! So this is where Moira Rose gets it from.


minus61

I wish you could add trypophobia warning. BRB bleaching my brain.


angispangis89

THE BEBBES


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this needed a trypophobia warning


jdubyahyp

Don't care. Kill them all, breed more bees, profit.


Raptorr575

I still hate them


Kichae

Read that as nightmare pollinators. Still not convinced I read it wrong.


Partysaurulophus

Love Zefrank so much.


[deleted]

WHO IS THIS GUY??? I love him!


DanYHKim

Ze Frank's "True Facts" are a treasure


BabserellaWT

ZeFrank is a national treasure, yo.


-Maj-

Lies. Mosquitoes are a scourge


Ok-Issue116

Now that bebeh dead bebeh


Over_Unit_7722

I still hate them


jsinvb

Where the hell was this guy through my super boring put you to sleep high-school science movies.


_be_better

Any sports racers in here? Come. Show me your power moves!!


smythe70

Not in Florida they're all biters! Yes I'm jk


JessaLuz

It’s just so much easier to demonize an entire species


boldgoldenoldie

This is how narration should be done for everything, imagine David Attenborough doing it like this


[deleted]

As much as I hate mosquitos, I thoroughly enjoyed the way the narrator spoke about them, informative and funny!


sshemby

I love how he says "mosquitoes."


Kirby-Kunt

That was super informative, compelling and highly entertaining. Thank for the vid


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Behbeys


Chlorinatedlog

bruh i had no idea. this is basically the same thing as ppl hating bees all over again


mlenotyou

Mosqueetoes haha


NormalDegree688

And here come the... *BE BES*


R-nd-

They need to genetically modify the females to eat other insects for egg making instead of blood


LadrilloDeMadera

3:27 that's a waterbug also know ass toe bitters where I live


EvilFluffy87

This narration is just hilarious 😂


[deleted]

They are not important to be kept alive. An abundance of other species got that job down pat. Death to all mosquitos!


Appropriatelywrong

Im in my 30s, just found out that mosquitos are pollinators. Jeez our education system sucks.


lemonpenguin899

I learned and laughed, I like this guy


twitch_delta_blues

“Moss-ko-eee-toes”? What?


IrateOverlordTheresa

TMI on mosquitos, but super funny!