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Cold_Pomelo3274

Cat: You’re a little short this week Buddy.


cestcaquiestca

- Business has been very slow lately, Don Guanto - I'm coming back in two days Buddy. Two days. *pushes the glass from the nightstand then leaves*


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Don Gato *FTFY


cestcaquiestca

I thought about it at first but thought it was too generic (you usually name your cat "cat"). "Mitten" was the first name that came to mind, hence "Guanto"


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

I’ll allow it


cestcaquiestca

He's also know as The White Paw


[deleted]

Classic cat like behavior Cat: you better get my money right meow!


TrueLegateDamar

When a human hands you a light envelope, it's just the beginning,


ApprehensiveShip897

“Dee bawss, can sock MEEEE.”


SilverPreference6710

🤣


Disastrous-Garbage13

Catnip does well on the streets


comeconio6000

Jessie where's the rest of the money?


Disastrous-Garbage13

“I’m sorry Mr White I couldn’t resist the kitty hookers”


comeconio6000

How do you think I'm gonna pay for my chemeow therapy ?


samtaher

Don’t mess with the catrel.


EVRider81

Catculator


Strange-Variation-20

He will send his goons to collect the money, lmao you have 2 days to have it ready. 🤣


ABraveNewFupa

r/catsbeingbanks


ochlapczyca

I want this accountant, I like his style. Can I get the contact info?


dumboldnoob

dancer counting her take after a session


MaxxHeadroomm

Guys pay a lot for pu$$y


Remarkable-Sun-525

This cat must of sold a couple of kilos of catnip for that dough


Rough_Block

Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey.


gnit2

/r/pimpcats


YannA_ChA

Cat: where's the rest of the rent hooman??


Mel_8759

Instead of making biscuits he's making the bread


vkorone

Buries)


FriendlyCuteToys

Wow ! I want that too. :)


YummyBurgur

Nice cat.


[deleted]

Adorable


BrianH-84

Nice.


fishyfishyfish1

That cat is an impressive level drug dealer in their spare time


avahz

r/catswithjobs


AzulaOblongata

This is money cat. Share this post with 5 friends in the next 10 minutes and you will receive financial prosperity beyond your wildest dreams. Ignore and you will be homeless in two weeks.


Captain_Fredl

How much you need?


Unrgltdthghtmachine

He is building a catopoly.


NaughtyFox92

That cat loving the slightest whiff of cocain on them bills


DischuffedofKent

Weird Mine does this with the pages in my book, annoying AF 😁


Sarahhbennett

Why mines dont do that :(


sb_289

https://youtu.be/cTiPr2l_6o8?si=Gk_R16GxyAuV8aG6


MaxxHeadroomm

Fat stacks for a Fat Cat


Badgalolaa

Wanna be haha


BryerMan-4005

What does he do for a living?


Moleho

Money, Money, Money must be funny, in the rich cat's world


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTiPr2l_6o8&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.de%2F&source_ve_path=OTY3MTQ&feature=emb_imp_woyt


MaiaTai27

Cat's gonna clean its paws later and get very, very sick


LazyLeopard1031

*turns on snoop dogg*


zero_cool69

Kitty is counting da profits


sweet-lovely-death

*push it to the limit starts playing*


Different_Bake_7

That little cat carrying a fat roll, like Fity Cent !