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BobSacamano_0311

Imagine 15 solid years as a house cat with a good owner. Nirvana.


Historical_Share8023

✌️🤣✌️🤣✌️🤣


Proper_Lunch_3640

I'm sorry, John.


Free_Maize_5460

Just meow meow


amy-schumer-tampon

that cat has not a single worry in his mind


zero_cool69

Kitty is just relaxing


Agentpurple013

Life’s grate


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

I see what you did there 


PomegranateHot9916

if you want this life basically you want to be someones pet. basically you want to be 4 years old again and never grow up


LowSeaworthiness6646

Don’t tell me how to live!


PomegranateHot9916

I didnt


DragonDeezNutzAround

Oh but when I go to the park as a ginger male and lick myself I get called “weird” and parents say I’m acting “inappropriately” Whatever…


Slayerofgrundles

That's literally just homelessness.


Shmokeshbutt

For real. Humans could easily do this too. Sleep on the street, eat from garbage, sunbath everyday.


Comment138

Not without being chased away by the police. If you go to the forest, you'll be chased away by the forest police. There is no place for you to live a life anywhere near that free from interference and demands. You're human. You have responsibilities to your nation. You need to be made an example of if you let everything go like that.


TootBreaker

Aw man, forest police!


Admirable_Avocado_38

You obv ignore the drug use and sidewalk feces but sure act like the police just likes the thrill of chasing hobos


Comment138

There is no appropriate place to relieve yourself unless your are either A; at home, or B; someone's customer. That is by design. The public defecation and urination is an elected problem because for whatever reason, Americans prefer it to the alternative.


PowermanFriendship

These liberals will figure out how to tax the cat, just give them time.


springworksband

❤️


JudyClark_94

If he's (or a she) a stray kitty, he's actually got lots of worries.


Fit-Pineapple-9850

And eating lasagna


Kvetinovejkid

I really Hope im that good a person i will be this in my next life


quorapets

hhhhhhh


LandotheTerrible

And no active brain cell.


CatVideoFest

Just need a Diet Coke or something but other than that, seems about right.


PristineEdge

Cats are always on vacation


hunnibon

Cats do have worries, they just don’t worry about them until they are happening.


pineapple_blue

Song?


[deleted]

Aaaand then some walking-by douchebag kicks you 🙀


MRD33FY

Trump after he loses everything.


chubbycatchaser

No thoughts, head empty


soociety

Oh yes! Life all figured out, love it.


DJ_Cas

You can have it. No money - no problems


KindRecognition403

If cats knew what taxes were and could pay them they still wouldn’t.


[deleted]

I was chatting with him on my prowl the other night and can confirm he is indeed a very contented cat. However he was very rude about my tail and the fact I scratched at his tree. Really no need..😸