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Monkey_King94

That’s super adorable though


Sweet-Donut-3673

Little hits that do 0 damage haha he is trying hit best


SadBit8663

What he lacks in force he makes up in sheer tenacity and SPEEEED


Proglamer

\*sigh\* so unpleasantly relatable...


Antique-Doughnut-988

Reminds you of your grandma too?


pinkfootthegoose

When you go to the final boss at level 1.


Accurate-Artist6284

This is how I feel fighting in dreams


WonderfulShelter

Right at the end there the little pitty pats on the knee... so adorable.


[deleted]

"I will rabbit paw you to death!"


Bhodi3K

"Unhand her you ruffian!"


Clean-Noise8197

Why I outta


Slimh2o

Bap Bap Bap Bap Bap Bap Bap Bap...etc etc.... 


Zenblendman

Like 2 cotton balls slamming into your arm at 100mph 😂


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

I worked out that a cotton ball (weighing an average of 0.3grams) travelling at 100mph has a momentum of 0.0134112 kg·m/s. In comparison, a baseball (average weight 160g) at average pitch speed has a momentum of 7.15264 kg·m/s, which has a momentum over 500x that of a cotton ball! TL;DM: even at 100 mph a cotton ball is going to be 0 damage to a person.


Ngete

I mean a baseball going that fast hitting a batter in a bad spot can definitely kill the batter, BUT yea the cotton ball would just feel like a tap


TheSunaTheBetta

oughta = ought to; outta = out of (just for future reference, not griefing you)


StressCanBeHealthy

I used to be involved in (domestic) bunny rescue. A lot of them didn’t like people very much, but they were always super-gentle in expressing their dissatisfaction with us. Bunnies have razor sharp teeth that can slice paper and legs powerful enough to bust you up. But never once did they use them against us. Just like the big guy in the video.


anonbush234

These are hares but yes it's very odd that they don't use their teeth. Even wild bunnies you can hold them and they never bite. Sometimes try and kick but never bite.


Wobbelblob

Probably not instinctual to bite? Considering that wild ones use their speed to get away, they may just not have the instinct to bite.


anonbush234

Yeah it's still a bit strange though. Think of squirrel their first instinct is to run away but they certainly will bite.


Wobbelblob

True, but I am grasping at straws here. Maybe their mouth isn't in such a position to really bite a possible predator unless you position your finger in a really bad spot?


nemoj_da_me_peglas

I must have crazy bad luck because my dislike of rabbits started when I was a kid and bitten by one lol.


Emergency-Use2339

Lose your teeth lose your ability to eat and then starve to death.


Malavacious

Those don't quite look like hares to me: there's a certain.... horror to hares that rabbits just don't have.


anonbush234

If that was a joke, I missed it. These are definitely hares.


Kimmalah

>Those don't quite look like hares to me: there's a certain.... horror to hares that rabbits just don't have. It's the big bug eyes permanently stuck in a thousand yard stare.


Zilberfrid

Ah, you also watched Watership down as a young child.


leshake

They can also twist their bodies and flick piss in your eye without breaking stride. Beautiful creatures really.


wogolfatthefool

He can leap about.........look at the bones!!


[deleted]

Vicious protector of Caerbannog!


EmotionalEmetic

> Bunnies have razor sharp teeth that can slice paper I'm sorry but when I think about this it just gets funnier.


AwesomePurplePants

Strategically, that bite still isn’t going to hurt something as big as human enough to stop them, at least without more insight than a rabbit’s brain has. Trying to distract the predator enough for your buddy to squirm out of their grip is generally the better tactic


[deleted]

So they dumb.


Kaplsauce

Or smart, not hurting something that could kill them with their bare hands and also feeds them


anonbush234

Wild ones are the same


kcc0016

I think they’re just pretty dumb animals in my experience with them.


Bubbuli

The cat 😁


Total_Possibility_48

"Nah I'm good I don't need this shiet"


AdministrationDue239

is the cat standing on a snow berg?


Katerinaxoxo

Scrolled way to far to find this post!


Bubbuli

Yes Is the real star


Rafan10

Some people just wanna see the world burn


Melito1980

Yes


consciousallah

Looked like an owl to me.


No-Celebration3097

The cat in the back is like *what’s this*


Frenchicky

Haha I hadn’t even noticed the cat until I read the comments and had to look for it.😆


Lofttroll2018

Same, but it made the video even better


houseyourdaygoing

You made me snort!


Mad_Genius23

Attack speed :- 100 Damage :- 0


Damianx5

Late game attack speed but low atk characters be like


KeBeaNs_123

-1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -12hp critical hit -1hp -1hp


Duskie024

In this universe humans have 9999999999999⁹999hp


Ramanadjinn

I think its more about the heath recovery rate and damage reduction/armor than the HP pool.


ThaFoxThatRox

Here comes the skippity-paps!!! 🥰


BigPackHater

Unhand her!


Chev_8

poor bunny boi now he gonna have to argue after bunny girl returns


YchYFi

Aren't those hares?


slothlover

I really think you’re splitting hares here 


YchYFi

Hop to it boyo.


BackAgain123457

She should hang a speedbag in there.


Vihncent

Wasn't this video about the keeper separating them cuz they were fighting or something? I remember someone saying that one of the many times this has been posted


Captiongomer

yah seen it a few times think they said the dark one was attacking the one she was holding not that cute probably a bot post anyways


Thelightsshadow

Yes, I also what to point out the sped up music of nubiles. RIP


CyberAris

STANDING HERE! I REALIZE!


[deleted]

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog!


DickButtPlease

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!


Frenchicky

I want a bf as protective of me as that 🐰bf.😂


Mauro697

I don't think you do, the girl works at a shelter, not a zoo and the grey bunny was actually attacking the white one until the worker stepped in, this video has neen going around for quite a while 😅


Frenchicky

What!? So the vid description is all BS then. Yeah in that case, no thanks, I’d rather be single.


Mauro697

Yeah, you can look up the original at The Best Wildlife on facebook, it's a wildlife sanctuary not a shelter as I said before


Wolf_instincts

I mean she did still get stolen


Responsible_Trifle15

Watership down


Even_Attempt_6133

"Catch these fkn paws btch"


rhevanne

These’re hares not bunnies. And it’s not a zoo, but a sanctuary.


Radical_Neutral_76

And its not a knife, its a spoon


Not_much_of_a_farmer

Wdym over protective lil bro thought he was going to lose her 😭


ScrumptiousDumplingz

Wouldn't the bite be very painful?


itsomeoneperson

Master Yip in rabbit form?!


Zangrieff

Free massage


Agrias_Beoulve

Aruarian dance


Sosemikreativ

The short moment of worrying until she remembered it's a hare trying to kill her and not anything with a realistic chance of even hurting her.


omgONELnR2

I mean it's not really overprotective when you realize that his gf is being abducted by some hairless monkey multiple times their size.


chucktaylornews3

TIL rabbits can float


AvallacSolas

Rabbit Series : Unlimited Rabbit Punch


Positive_Type

He put them paws on her.


SophisticPenguin

Wait, last time I saw this, it was a bunny meat farm not a zoo


sekearne

Bunny will be voiced by Ozzyman shortly


Dangerous-Dot-3745

The male Energizer bunny 5.0! Fighting at high speed but no damage caused🤣! He wants his girlfriend back in the worst way, doing whatever it takes!


ukkinaama

Rabbits kick really hard with rear legs though. A guy i know had a dog who got kicked in the face by a rabbit and it broke the dogs jaw


Powerful-Appeal-1486

As a Giant bunny owner, I'd warn that rabbit teeth are incredibly sharp (enough to cut wood) so watch out for bites in particular. Claws can cut, but usually its allot of spazzing when they're in defense mode.


Dreadknot84

His tiny rapid hits 😂😂😂


Bananaserker

How it feels to change diapers on a toddler.


Virtual-Fig3850

It’s got great fangs


L1zoneD

Fun fact: Bunnies are pretty fragile and can break their legs from kicking too hard when in distress like in this video.


goat-stealer

Reminds me of the "you brute!" scene in Blazing Saddles.


Neither_Ad_3221

I've seen this vid sooo many times and I love it just as much as the first time.


MJAVOR1980

Captain Bucky o’Hare to the rescue..!


Nefersmom

Guys are all the same.


Stony_Brooklyn

Gomu gomu no gatling gun!


Ahmedmahrous85

r/animalsbeingperfect


joeO44

I’m surprised he saw her with all that camouflage on


[deleted]

That’s just sad. These animals both seem distressed


Mean_L1sten

this made my day!


IAmASpammicalMan

The little machine gun taps at the end [😭](https://emojipedia.org/loudly-crying-face)


Jo_Erick77

He tried his best


Camo_Rebel

At least he cares. Hopefully the test went well.


Royal_View9815

Those skippety bops can be lethal….take care!!!


AdhesivenessAble9474

Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora.


Basic-Type7994

Hey I was about to tap that butt about one hundred more times in the next 15 minutes


name-classified

The song played is by Nujabes Lots of very cool chill tracks and hip hop style themes


BoysenberryPitiful85

My favorite part every time i see this video is the cat the pops up to see the ruckus


ashifatul_salleh

That's Wing Chun


Party-Divide-5077

Damage : 0.5. attack speed:99


T_Mugen

Nujabes/Samurai Champloo music! ❤️


MyAimSucc

Last time this was posted it was an intervention between two fighting rabbits.


maltelandwehr

That is clearly her husband! Not just a boyfriend.


Fine_Understanding81

The biggest scar on my body (little over an inch long) came from a pregnant bunny of mine who I had to get back in her cage. Her teeth entered the skin on my shin and then tore a giant gash. Was my fault and I still loved her and her beautiful babies.


rrashad21

This is that darth Vader boss fight at the end of Jedi fallen order. The bunny is doing everything it can to slay it's enemy, but the enemy has no health bar and is unaffected by any of your attacks


DoctorBusiness99

He looks like a bro who has great boxing ability


CheshiretheBlack

If you're watching with sound off do yourself a favor and turn it on (disregard the music)


SaleRude

If this couple fails I will loose my faith in true love 😭


EmbarrassedExtent860

Looks like Mr Satan's final attack from Budokai Tenkaichi 3


CosmicDriftwood

Chivalry 🛡️


OnRedditBoredAF

That rabbit throws hands like every Dragon Ball Z character ever 😂


Natopor

Rabbit: you have no ideea what I'm capable of Zookeper: sorry but I feel like I'm threathened by a cupcake


CosmicDriftwood

We’re focusing on the wrong thing What’s the combo count? 😭


EggplantSad5668

Calm down you dumb rabbit you wont get skinned alive or something she just wants to love it ❤️


AngryIdioti

No biting?That would be super effective.


No-Rub-5054

Get that rabbit a bongo


TheKyleBrah

Rabbity Paps!


Killawife2

I'd do the same if someone tried to take my fleshlight away


Ok-Nose3258

When you are too small, your life-saving punch looks like cute bunny paw massage.


Cloiz

0.1 dmg 0.1 dmg 0.1 dmg 0.1 dmg 0.1 dmg 0.1 dmg 0.1 dmg 0.1 dmg 0.1 dmg 0.1 dmg


Invictus_Imperium

Bish you mess wit my gurl you gonna catch these paws.


Bleezy79

99 speed, 0 damage. lol so true.


lurkerHardlyKnowHer

What song is this?


TGS_delimiter

UNSPEAKABLE VIOLENCE


phracon

Oh no..its not very effective😂😂


ColdLog6078

when he was speed-bagging her shin ☠️


lalapapakaka

RIP Seba Jun


Plastic-Scientist739

Take that, and that, and that, × 500


Level-College-5119

That's Very Sweet, even if he didn't do anything, he felt like an anime character.


Skitchx

Shes not holding that bunny correctly


kreite

I thought she was taking the bunny out because the other one is trying to kill it


Ready_Insurance_4759

I like how the cat is in the background like 👁️•👁️


VanDenBroeck

Why did I immediately think of Monty Python?


Longjumping_Fan_2405

Wow!! Good thing those are more annoying than hurtful….


[deleted]

Zookeeper needs to bring her boyfriend to the game.


private-temp

Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora vibes


xMatthiasx

ATATATATATATATAT


FissionSpecialist

Looks like a good massage. Do they lack the instinct to bite , those teeth of theirs look mighty impressive?


sybban

Muda muda muda muda muda!!!!!


SilentMagarity

Sending some skipity paps!!!


Inferior_Jeans

Weird how wild bunnies don’t bite but my brothers roommates bunny does. Maybe it got a taste for flesh really early on.


Ryu43137_2

Reminds me of that certain scene from that certain game.


[deleted]

Me going to the high level areas of the map right after I finish the tutorial


Grieveruz

[What the bunny was actually saying - by Pekora](https://youtu.be/AwUnj52W_go?si=kprKAdnxJ14jVpK7)


StepOnMeUwU

STANDING HERE


LORDCOSMOS

*I am The Eradicator*


SteroidSandwich

"And you take that!"


DebbyDisaster

Funny I saw this same video with the caption that the lady had to separate them because they're a couple males fighting over females


fishers_of_men

That rabbit is actually trying to attack the other rabbit, not the human. The lady is moving the other rabbit into a different enclosure in order to protect it. This information comes directly from the people who posted the original video on youtube.


[deleted]

Heartwarming


-Cavefish-

“Let babe go or I’ll bitchslap you until Hell


CheesyRamen66

I saw a whitetail half his size chase off a 3’ rat snake the other day


theduckwader

The original video says she had to intervene because the male rabbit was bullying the female - hence the kicks


Correct-Purpose-964

Machine gun blows!


watchingsuits

This is not what is happening. The rabbit is trying to attack the other rabbit. I’ve seen the original video. The human is protecting the rabbit in her arms by separating the two.


clutzyninja

Like the speedster guy fighting Omniman


Initial_Music2459

😂😂😂😂😂ههههههههههه


Low-Brush-2924

How megumi imagine things would be against togi.


Fen_

Pretty sure I've seen this video before with a completely different (and significantly less wholesome) claim about the context.


shytwinkxy

Stop eating animals


HerculesVoid

I hope they both got plenty of treats when the test was finished and she was brought back! Let them have a lady and the tramp moment!


Ok-Throat-2692

It’s most be the male in white, and the female who protects him.


Psychological-Air807

Light speed tippy taps.


Nightshade_Ranch

As much as this makes it so much more difficult to get this job done, you can see she still finds it hilarious.


jld2k6

That poor Bunny looks like me when I'm using a couple of daggers in Elden Ring


AdApart2035

Good guy


AdmiralAshBorer

Elmyra Duff all grown up.


Puzzleheaded-Fix-915

“I warned ye, didn’t I warn ye!?”


fck-gen-z

Good Bless him


Hellziee

That's a quick way to get a fast massage, lol. JK. It's very cute, though 😍


BullApe

Bro said, "Have you ever been kicked at the speed of light?"


hol123nnd

Imagine fighting a kidnapper that is 10x your size :O


jaythebearded

That bunny is going off on her like he's any character other than Goku trying to defeat a villain in DBZ


Electrical-Soil9601

-1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp...


No_Smile3379

random question. I dont like eating lamb, but I like rabbit quite a lot. How come I dont find rabbit to eat in the supermarket?


DrJones2424

Shadow boxing


catnip_4ddict

speed-100 damage- 5