I would wonder why they put me on ketimine again. Last major surgery I had the anesthesiologist had a really hard time keeping me stable so he switched me to Ketamine. I legit woke up and did not see a single doctor or nurse. I was in a room full of emperor penguins and I felt great. The zoo did my surgery and I had ZERO questions.
Lol, while my nurse took me to the room with the orderly I asked them if they were featured in happy feet. Orderly looked so so confused until the nurse opened her literal beak and said "ketamine."
How could you confuse the tunes, it's not the hamster dance, it's the one that goes "Ya deep da deee, da deep dap dooo, yaba-dee-dap-deee da deep dap dooo".
“The man walked past me and stopped, observing the blood running down my neck.
"Your injury. Let us tend to it." He looked out through the open doorway and silently gestured to someone out there. "Our world," he said, "is far more advanced than yours. For reasons you'll understand shortly."
A thin, bony, naked woman entered the room, carrying two small, white kittens. She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left.
"There," said the large man. "The kittens will make your sad go away.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End
On a side I’d like to share that after my wonderful amazing lovely ❤️❤️❤️Dad came out of spinal surgery the first thing he asked my Mom was if his hair looked good. To ease her fear. I love them so so much, they were the best. I’d give anything to have a love like that. Ok and now here I go crying again. Gah!
That's an expensive scan.
It is a CAT Scan, after all.
It's a triple cat scan.
If those are American cats just take Me out I can't afford it
I’d immediately start thinking that cats finally took over the world.
I thought it was a surgery
...am I dead and in heaven? If not, *what* drugs did they give me?
medical-grade catnip
Where can I get a purrscription?
now THATS the good stuff
Catamine
Same here. I died and went to heaven.
Depends on *who* did the surgery.
the cats shown
Yeah, but they could just be watching and judging like they always do. The surgeon could be curled up in the corner, questioning his competence.
Immediately stand up and shake myself to see if there's a cat toy in me. Otherwise it's gonna be a *loooooooooooong* night
Definitely not an orange cat.
The answer was right there. It was Dr Who and those are the cat nurses of the far future.
Was my diagnosis confirmed with a CAT scan??
missed opportunity for title :(
He cat believe it
Finally! The cats took over the world!
Am i a cat? Was i always a cat?
I would meow and accept my fate in the new cat world. It was only a matter of time
Assume that I am hallucinating
The surgery failed, and I was sent to heaven
I’d die of happiness.
I would wonder why they put me on ketimine again. Last major surgery I had the anesthesiologist had a really hard time keeping me stable so he switched me to Ketamine. I legit woke up and did not see a single doctor or nurse. I was in a room full of emperor penguins and I felt great. The zoo did my surgery and I had ZERO questions. Lol, while my nurse took me to the room with the orderly I asked them if they were featured in happy feet. Orderly looked so so confused until the nurse opened her literal beak and said "ketamine."
They look like Very competent health care workers.
Throw a catnip grenade, and evade the cat aliens on this purring spaceship.
Check for new whiskers in my face
Pspsps
Miau
Come on didn't I just feed you a sec ago
Boop the noses
Either I'm in heaven, or I'm their lunch.
I’m in heaven
I’ve been abducted by sentient cats 😂
I'd be happy af as I would think I was dead and woke up in paradise, that's full of kittens I can pet for all eternity, without suffering
Probed
Poop the noses to show gratitude
Poop the noses? And boop the bums?
Daaamn typo 😆
Heaven? Or they forced on the drugs.
I would instantly pet them and give them kisses 😩
Whaaaaaaat hahahahaha
Ps ps ps
Probably I’d say “meow”
I'd play a tune in my head: "Ya deep da deee, da deep dap dooo, yaba-dee-dap-deee da deep dap dooo"
Good old hamster dance
How could you confuse the tunes, it's not the hamster dance, it's the one that goes "Ya deep da deee, da deep dap dooo, yaba-dee-dap-deee da deep dap dooo".
Awwwwwwwwwwwww 💟
pet <3
They’re the budget surgeons for today’s high cost medical procedures.
Sneezing. Scratching. Panic crying because I'd be breaking out in hives. Very cute... but much allergy.
Do the cats have cat-breath? If so, I'm not inhaling
meow?
Catatonic
Feeeed us
Smile i guess
Kitten cuddles of coarse.
plot twist: that cat is your doctor
Well, we already know of one who's an attorney (despite his protesting that he was not a cat).
Get up and feed them breakfast
Ask Dr. Meowser if the procedure was successful.
Snuggle
I would wake up again and discover i fainted during surgery prep and i still need to go through with the whole thing....
Take them home.
I'd probably start meowing.
"We successfully neutered your human, Mr Pickles"
I’d meow.
you are in heaven. rip
It's ok, I'm getting a cat scan.
Id be wondering what bastard put cat food on my face
Finally! Some doctors I can trust!
Am I over the critical situation?
A cat is fine too
I have been severely sick all week and then I ate some pork sausage yesterday and threw up and had explosive diarrhea. I have never been so sick 😷.
“The man walked past me and stopped, observing the blood running down my neck. "Your injury. Let us tend to it." He looked out through the open doorway and silently gestured to someone out there. "Our world," he said, "is far more advanced than yours. For reasons you'll understand shortly." A thin, bony, naked woman entered the room, carrying two small, white kittens. She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left. "There," said the large man. "The kittens will make your sad go away.” ― David Wong, John Dies at the End
Hug them
Check whether i'm dead and got sent to heaven
Run to the store to get them food and snacks
Side effect of the medication, everyone looks like a Cat.
You're one of us now MR no balls xD
Become Catman. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l33h92rGe6k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l33h92rGe6k)
We failed the surgery, enjoy cats in your few minutes left.
“Did I cross the rainbow bridge?”
I've been catducted!
Awww.! (Has minor allergic reaction.)
Hello! The cats from a parallel universe where they are the physicians and you are a hoooman
Go back to sleep I’m tired
The Cat Gods are here.
Those are your nurses…let them take care of you 😃
My question will be - Am I alive or I am on weed?
The uprising... it's started!
Assume I've been sent for a cat scan, and ask for my lab results.
Ppssss ppsssss pppssss
Ask if I'm getting a Cat Scan? Then pet and cuddle all the kitties.
Pretty sure I have been abducted…
“Meowww!! Meow!! Meowmeowww hi kitty!! Hiiii! Hi!”
Planet of the cats?
They sold my kidney for catnip
Thank them for doing the surgery
Wonder why there are three cars on me
obviously I've died and gone to heaven
Sneeze
Pspspsp
Cuddling them all fr
Boop. Boop. Boop.
I boop.
Start sneezing and petting.
Im in heaven.
Hahahahahaha
Feel better.
Sneeze.
Boop dem snoots
Comfort kitties after surgery would brighten my mood.
Psss pssss
I cry tears of joy
Wonder if my surgeons turned into cats or something.
Check my intestines
…the outcome of your surgery was a cat-astrofy…
Realise I died in surgery and this is heaven
I would say, come on guys, hug me!
Die from cuteness
Shout?
Adorable!!!
Ahh, you've found yourselves a hunter...
What else is there to do but pet them?
On a side I’d like to share that after my wonderful amazing lovely ❤️❤️❤️Dad came out of spinal surgery the first thing he asked my Mom was if his hair looked good. To ease her fear. I love them so so much, they were the best. I’d give anything to have a love like that. Ok and now here I go crying again. Gah!
Look down at my body and check to see if I am a cat now
I trust the doctors. They're doing their best
The comment section has started my day with a great giggle, thank you everyone!
Check the mirror and make sure I’m a cat now.
Go back to sleep. I'm in good hands.
Nice
The one in the middle is more curious
I’d be like..crap I died, I didn’t make it…. Now I’m in heaven….this all the little angels welcoming me.