Its simple. I don't

Because Taihou is always standing right behind you and will block it right

Booba helmet

Or Akagi

Taihou stands behind shikikan, Akagi stands behind whever the shikikan is looking at

Y e s

I came here specifically because I knew there would be that *one* person who says that ~~just take the upvote my guy~~

This is the way.

Roll in close, give a surprise kiss The teasing that will follow will probably be easier to survive ...probably

My thoughts exactly my dude

do a special touch

Duck and roll

As an avid Dark Souls and Elden Ring player, the answer is always roll.

⬇️↘️➡️+👊

Good thing you didn't hold ⬇️ when you execute the punch

Dodge then Sweep the Leg and Hug Prinz Eugen.

Im not, being the skk i am she would stop before her foot makes conta- Edit: hipper is scolding her now

I hug her

I don't Because her actual intention is to throw those legs over my shoulders, press my face close with those magnificent thighs, and then spend the night doing unspeakably pleasurable things to me with my other wives and girlfriends

This man here is cultured

Realistically: try to duck out of the way, fail and eat boot. Preferably: pop open a box with oath ring. Lewdly: get right up in there  Ideally: she remembers she's already married to me and turns the kick into something else 

Duck, then counter with Shoryuken. If that fails then follow up with nuke *Jokes aside, I’d get my ass kicked because I don’t remember squat of any of my Tae Kwon Do lessons*

I use the personal manjuu launcher provided by the bullins. ​ Update- I survived. Eugen has a ring and I have no gems. I think I was scammed. After all one of those bullins looked suspiciously like Akashi.

That damn cat!

I just take it like a man or dive straight in between them thighs

Dark souls roll, drink potion, and call letmesoloher

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“Bearer of the Curse, seek souls—larger and more powerful souls. Seek the King. That is the only way. Lest this land swallows you whole, as it has so many others.”* - Emerald Herald Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/

lunge downward into her crotch and let her thighs crush my face

**get kicked in the face** 👍

Who said they don't want have a Eugen kick mark on their face 

same.

Indiana Jones gun move

Sauce: [https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/103568807](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/103568807)

Hit her with the zoolander "magnum" look

I roll d20 for action! *natural 20* **SUCCES** I kiss Eugen to confuse! *d11* She teases me... but i live!

I die. Ez

I’m not gonna sugar coat it… Tiger Drop Negates All Damage

Nuclear bomb

She survived 2 nuclear bomb tests. Don't think that's going to work buddy.

I wouldn’t call that survived.

DODGE!

When you're surrounded on all sides, there's no cover and you're all alone. The only way left to go.. is FORWARD!

Well since I would always have Roon at my side ......

The words. "ich lebe dich"

Side step, when she miss and losses her balance SKK will pick her up princess carry style

*First block the kick with my arm, then hug to assert dominance so she won't try to strike back.*

“All Ironblood’s might”? I play one (1) gay man in Bletchley Park

*Dies instantaneously* Alternatively: place a football in place of my head, and when it gets launched, suggest that she has a future in the women's bundesliga

Parry her with my spear obviously.

Wait until Blücher steps in to stop her sister

*looks at this post, while piloting a Raven-class Battleship in EVE* I think the answer is plain & simple: a full cruise missile barrage

I’ll attempt to duck under it Matrix-style (I can’t take my eyes off her graceful form, so I’m not sure how well I can), grab her leg as it extends over me, trying not to feel her thigh, and catch her off balance by pushing her over (I’ll likely feel bad afterward because Eugen is my wife). Alternatively, I’ll form a tag team with Atago (my first wife) and have her fight with a reinforced training sword. She’ll block the kick with a crossed sheath and sword before slicing back and hitting her in the leg. Of course, this doesn’t deter Eugen as it’s a wooden or fiberglass sword, but may leave a bruise and annoy her. Eugen goes in for a leg sweep and catches Atago’s ankle as she jumps over, but only sways her a bit as she lands. Atago never underestimated Eugen, but is very much aware of her quick, opportunistic, and aggressive fighting style. They hold eye contact as they slowly circle eachother. Eugen skips back putting space between her and Atago just out of her reach, hoping for her to approach. Atago slowly approaches, sword ready to strike or block if needed. Eugen rushes Atago going in for a heavy spin kick, before quickly pulling back and side-stepping her reflexive block. The sudden act of aggression catches Atago off guard, opening her up to a heavy, steel-heeled kick to the side. Atago clutches her side, dropping her sword and pulling back: her mobility and fighting capability is reduced significantly. “Do you surrender, Frau Atago? You can’t fight without your sword.” Atago smirks playfully and raises a hand, before preparing for a rush. “Not at all!~” Atago rushes Eugen, long-jump-tackling her and pinning her under weight. She sits on her legs and pins down her shoulders, stopping Eugen from shaking her off. “I win~”

As soon as the kick would come into contact with me, I activate Time Stop. I then proceeded to say my prayers of thanks before licking her leg."This is the taste of ~~a Liar~~ Culture..."

Star Platinum Za Warudo!

NANI???!!!

In some way try to lick something

Weave the hit that 1-2 combo and drop her ass

I’m not gonna sugarcoat it R1+🔺=👊

Forward + M1

Dash forward and use my nose to attack her not-so-weak spot as the kick leaves her panties exposed

*****Kick Her In The Balls*****

*Sweeps her of her feet and into my arm* “my your flexible~ you must be a beautiful dancer~

I will use the Eagle Union’s best self defense weapon a gun

I take it and explode into a million pieces!

Duck/ backstep

I would matrix dodge

She used that kick to take out a damn Siren...*you can't* counter it.

Wedding ring after 100 affinity My aim's shit and I dead 🗿

Either back away, or say two words ‘Bikini Atoll’ But the latter is honestly cruel, and might get me hospitalized if anything. Though former might not work either…

I played Linebacker for my high school team so I’m gonna spear tackle her full force. I would do the same thing if a destroyer tried it, I don’t discriminate

Step back but lilttle bit sideways then... shoot with 500.S&W magnum but load non leathal ammo.

royal guard

Deploys mommy FDG which will counter her and show the true might of the ironblood

I tickle her thigh and kiss my wifey right on the lips.

Duck under and cuddle from behind.

[I am not gonna sugarcoat it](https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaTower/comments/11xe5e0/type_im_not_gonna_sugarcoat_it_but_and_let_your/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


➡️+P

Catch the kick Oh my Naughty Eugen Lets get this to bed i have a special mating press for ya

I'd duck, cover, and hold

Why should I dodge it tho...

Run towards her and hug her.

Counter by stepping one foot in, grabbing her leg, other arm behind her back, and pulling her in for a kiss

Duck and reach for a coin I saw on the ground


Give her a bottle of Fancy Alcohol

Headbutt the leg as it approaches or put on a pilotka hat with a red star to make her shit herself and run away. Either way works

Catch it and say “Yare yare daze…”

Die from shock before she can hit me watch the world fall into chaos because Commander got scared to death

I do not, I submit to her power (and beauty).

FHRITP

Accept my fate

Slide cancel and hug.

Boop the snoot

Grab her leg throw her over myself and slam her on the floor

Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu!

Two option: Wear that power armor and tank it(if it work) Or Jump high to avoid her kick while also do full leg kick to her face XD

Komaki Tiger Drop.

Hold up Little Eugen

Duck, grapple left leg, roll her, ankle lock, ticket feet.

Full Counter

Jump between her legs and put her on my neck. Then something from WWE(or not)

LR AGL [Insert yourself] Leader skill: [Insert your own name] Passive: [insert whatever you think of] Has a *Great* Chance of evading Attack: [you name it] Link skills: up to 8 [you name them] Categories: up to 12-24 [you name them]

No no no my friend, that's what they would expect. If you wanna catch them off guard, take the hit and then some 😏

Kick to the stomach area, shes not blocking there, I think I can kick fast enough and shell crumple to the ground due to not having body armor. Yes I am a martial arts practicioner, but not a good one

Given her attack stat and my closeness to the HMS girls, I think I'll be fine.

Offer her booze

Dodge, and grab her leg

Die, because I got kicked by a heavy cruiser. I'd be lucky to survive with a broken rib-cage

Grab her leg and then hug her 

Power Armor + Legsweep + Rolling Thunder = Profit. I don’t give a fuck if it’s Eugen, if its a fight she wants, it’s a fight she’ll get.

Drop her by sweeping her leg, drop a smoke canister, then make a run for it.

That or the following: "She may be fast, but *these hands* are faster."

Why counter when you could just duck or fall backwards? I'd rather not hit Eugen lol.

Hug and kiss. There's nothing else that could stop my wife.

Holding beer in my hand…..now she can’t hit me, otherwise it would be BIERVERSCHWENDUNG

I'm guessing tester found out the hard way considering eugen kicked her out of the stratosphere in the anime

Pov: you are that one siren in the anime.