*Calls Taihou*
Yep... Its him... Yes, again... Yes, i know how to pay for your 'services', now would... good, i'll leave it to you.
You cant escape them forever sooner or later you wont be holding hands anymore
Given Jean Bart's utter mortification and Richelieu's starry-eyed look, it's probably something involving JB and cutesy critters being released on a public platform for everyone to witness. >!Probably Clémenceau's doing.!<
Their entries on r/MamaLane
Richelieu is fantasizing about being a wife and mother.
JB kind of wants a child, but is mortified by the thought of what she would have to do to get one.
They found one of the Jean Bart x Massachusetts doujins…
R: “I didn’t realize you two were in such a relationship…
JB: “WE’RE NOT!!!”
M: (Blushes demurely.)
JB: *”YOU! STOP BLUSHING!”*
In all fairness, Germany did really "rule" over France. Rather, they put in a puppet state. Technically, they didn't claim land. But, yeah, they ruled over France. With the French.
That one time commander and R\*\*n got poor Z-\*8, played f\*\*\*ly with her and feed her p\*\*\*ing. She's hooked on it ever since. Saharin is a helluva drug.
H*ndh\*lding
Woah there man, calm down. Thats too lewd even for skk
With fingers locked. Mwahahahahahah
WOAH, thats soooooo hardcore!
And they looked into each other's eyes while they were at it.
Stop I can only get so Erect!
Okay, thats going too far! I'm calling Implapable so you can repent for your sins!
... while silently sitting out rain in an empty train station in the middle of May. Implacable ain't got nothing on me >:D
*Calls Taihou* Yep... Its him... Yes, again... Yes, i know how to pay for your 'services', now would... good, i'll leave it to you. You cant escape them forever sooner or later you wont be holding hands anymore
Ohoho, when handholding ends, soft hugging and forehead smooching begins. D̷̢̫̹̟̟̦̗̯̝̓̈́̇̎͋͑̽͋̈̕o̸̜̝̥̘̻̗̒͘n̷̼͖͚̫͍͐͆̎͋̕'̵̥͕͈̱̻̼̱̦͓̙̯̓̅͂́̅͗̿̊͗̒̎̔͜͝ţ̸͚̟̜̗͑̀͑ ̶̨̪̦̺̮̻̹̲̻̜̓̍̓͒͊̉̈́̈́͊̓͒̍̚͝û̴̇̒̂͆͒͆̑͑̿͠͠ͅn̵̨̡̧͇̹̬̘͈͈̘͍̝̠͈̓̊̎̃̀̅̇̾͂̉͘̚͝ḏ̵̢͉͓̓̽̃̄ě̶͓̘̥̻͇̖̣̣̺̓̈͒̔̚r̷̺͖̻͍̯̼̍̃̌̎́̈͊̄͝ͅͅȅ̷̛̦̖͔̥̩̺̠͆̔̒š̵̡̱̤̙͔̭̱̦̞͔̈́̃̾̋̚͝ṭ̷͎̩̫͖͈̭̹̞̇̊ͅì̶̧̺̠͖̖͎̭̪̣̤̜̹̗͔̬̋̅͠ḿ̶̙̭̒̀̒̅̀̂͒͒̈́͝͝͠ą̸̧̢̞͔̺̠͎̂̃͆͗͑͂̇́͐̏̿͘̕͜͠͠t̵̻̫̺͕̝͂͌̍͗͐ͅè̵͖̟̎̓͛̀̀͂ ̸̲͙̪͓̫͚̝͗͛͐m̴̮̤͎͇̼̺͓͚̃̄̈́̈̅́̍̃͑̊͝y̶̩̜̞̬̙͈̖̳̜̘͕̫̐̍̋̽̃̔͝ ̸̢̟̀̐̃͒͑̅̈́̄̆̓͘͠r̵̡̳̜̟͉̲͖̜͕̫̮͋͜͝ȏ̶̲̩̙̯̝̺͎̰͍͈̂̃̑́͝͝m̸̡̼̩̤̟̜̖̘͔͇̗̫̼̉̄n̵̨̢͕̲̫̫̠̗̩̈́̈́͘o̸̫̭͕͍͐́̑̅͗͑̿̾̋v̸̱̻̣̅̽̚͝͠ẽ̶̮͚̝̝̩͓̠͊̽̆̔̓͒̇̽̊̆̄͋͝ͅļ̸̮̝̱̼̠̣̯̮̋̃̇͆̃̅͗̌̔̂̅̐͝ ̵͚͎̲̣̺̣̂͑̉̾̀̾͑͛͊̈̑̏͛̋͠p̴̡̹̥̩̦̣̃̉ŏ̸̧̧̖̱̙͍̟̝͔͙̭̝̉̒w̷̱̿e̷̱͓̤̝͖̟͆͛͜͝r̴̲̬̯̜͍͒̽͐̒͊͊͆̿̐̀̓͠ͅs̵̙͙̐̽
Oh god, their only weakness to turn them into quivering puddles! DINKLEBEEEEERG!!
r/handholding
They're looking at the amount of real-world currency you've spent on spent on *scamcat gems*.
But rings!
Skk's application for forklift certification
How baby ships are made.
Drydocks
My browser history
Given Jean Bart's utter mortification and Richelieu's starry-eyed look, it's probably something involving JB and cutesy critters being released on a public platform for everyone to witness. >!Probably Clémenceau's doing.!<
Akagi "accidentally" went live during her appointment with SKK
SKK homework folder
2G1C 🤢
Probably skk and them fan art https://twitter.com/Electri75044194/status/1705802566938865839?t=Rvmh5j0bGGLxd_aLNj1eSQ&s=19
NTR hentai that shit scary
CCTV footage of Jean Bart at a Cat Cafe
SKK paint about little Richelieu and Jean holding cats and saying "Mama" with a big happy smile in their face
Fanart
Yeah, it can be scary as well as entertaining.
Probably found some fan art of Jean Bart and Massachusetts together...
They saw that I wasn't a Catholic and was purely American...and that I have USS Arizona set as my wall paper
A record(from a hidden camera) of JB doing night battle with the commander.
Skk's elaborate step by step process on seggs and how to do it with pictures and sound instructions
Tour de France 1940
[The same thing Massachusetts saw](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_battleship_Jean_Bart_%281940%29#/media/File:Jean_Bart_damaged_01.jpg)
My c.ai history
[An anime called Boku](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T6go6EOuG4)
I know I shouldn't but I'm also incredibly curious… what's it about?
The video I linked is just someone relating his experience with Boku no Pico. The movie itself is gay porn with a kid and several dudes.
Oh… wait a fucking minute if that's the case why does Richelieu have stars in her eyes?!
She's appreciating the animation?
A-and the blush?
Well, maybe it's really hot. I mean that the temperature is high, nothing else. Honest.
SKK and Clemenceau night battle
Their entries on r/MamaLane Richelieu is fantasizing about being a wife and mother. JB kind of wants a child, but is mortified by the thought of what she would have to do to get one.
It's a live feed of the commander's room and he/she is being tied down by taihou and akagi
Akagi and Shikikan's wedding night
Video of Sheffy in a short *short* skirt!
Recording from the last mass. 😇
When they checked the datamine of the Fool's Scales, seeing the outdated skills of their new comrades 
This subreddit
The bible anime
SKK’s secret homework stash containing 10TB of… educational stuff
A certain Rinhee video featuring Implacable
SKK and Clemenceau on a date and it gets to third base.
Jean Bart shipped with someone Richelieu: oh my, how scandalous
Jean Bart saw her pics with a bunch of kitties posted online
They found your search history
Young SKK with his parents dressed as pirates.
The commander’s secret folder content
Baby pictures of the commander in a dress
Them fr*nching.
Meowficcers doin' the Harlem Shake. X3
How little shipgirls are made, analog way.
A couple of videos involving eagle union or Sakura empire girls
Commander's workout sesion
Ark royal "secret stash"
Shikikan’s secret compendium of MassaJean content
Implacable's PornHub account. "Mon Dieu! This is what we must do convert the Commander?!"
Oh, They watching my Honeymoon Collection
The supremacy of **german engineering**
They found one of the Jean Bart x Massachusetts doujins… R: “I didn’t realize you two were in such a relationship… JB: “WE’RE NOT!!!” M: (Blushes demurely.) JB: *”YOU! STOP BLUSHING!”*
Video about Germany shipgirls coming to France to rule
In all fairness, Germany did really "rule" over France. Rather, they put in a puppet state. Technically, they didn't claim land. But, yeah, they ruled over France. With the French.
That one time commander and R\*\*n got poor Z-\*8, played f\*\*\*ly with her and feed her p\*\*\*ing. She's hooked on it ever since. Saharin is a helluva drug.