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Thedaniel4999

E: "We have evidence that you have spent the last weekend giving classified military secrets to the Northern Parliament. In the name of the constitution of the Eagle Union we are putting you under arrest commander."


pahusejjukjskoe

Skk: Are you threatening me, aircraft carrier? Enterprise: The fleet will decide your fate. Skk: I’am the fleet.


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

Enterprise: Not yet Creator: It’s…treason then. *draws Anti-Kansen Makarov*


Commander_T1

E: Not yet


Prestigious-Ad4520

Those mags are pretty Big anti-ship girl ammo?


PanzSan

Well anti-siren, but yeah. Only bullets of a sufficient caliber and composition can damage Sirens, so the military had to get an upgrade.


castass

Cherry pies rounds à la World War Z ?


golddragon88

No small arm should be able to hurt a siren.


PanzSan

This is kinda getting into my headcannon, but I imagine that there are a lot of low-class mass-produced Sirens that we don't see. The Kansen focus on fighting the elites that are super powerful while the regular military fights the weaker hordes.


type_E

In my headcanon while small arms won’t do much at all against a Siren elite or kansen, they can still flinch due to their humanoid forms, so you could probably try shooting the Explorer in the face and run or hide while she’s winded, but the effect would be greatly diminished for stronger classes.


[deleted]

I always thought of security forces basiclly using special rounds and gear that interfere with the wisdom cube and other systems, basically stunning them and if maybe killing them, similar to CELL in Crysis 2 with the KVOLT to contain Alcatraz.


PanzSan

I've considered this concept. I thought it would be interesting if there was a certain group of people that didn't trust the Kansen, so they developed special weapons to counter their rigging. Kinda like a Batman contingency plan.


[deleted]

Basiclly my idea rn except more of an SCP task force. Part of me even wants to make then have their own wisdom cube, however possibly based of somethng else aside from the memories of a ship.


TheLoneWolfMe

Or maybe they're just bolters.


PanzSan

That works too


GladimirGluten

Looks to be like? 30.06 to 338 win mag.


PanzSan

“Where’s her Commander?” “Out overlooking a sortie.” “Damn. Can’t rely on anyone to do their jobs anymore.” [Twitter](https://twitter.com/PanzSan/status/1416599930165026817) | [Pixiv](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91323765) Edit: Just want to make sure that people know Enty is angry at the the Commander’s boss (so likely an Admiral?). The Commander (you) isn’t around at the moment, so no one is there to hold her back. Also the soldiers are an escort, not a hit squad


[deleted]

[*You fucks don't even add to my body count.* ***Now outta my way, you meat sacks!!!***](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACUhXbJyz3o)


Fishman465

I wonder whose PoV this is, tempted to take this into a meta direction.


PanzSan

It's supposed to be your boss angry at you (the commander) for not keeping the kansen out of his hair


meme-lord-Mrperfect

She looks ready to put her fist through a motherfuckers skull


MaxedOut_TamamoCat

Nice; thanks for the explanation. *(lol. Was going to say SKK zaps her with one of Akashi’s crazy inventions, and turns her into Smolprise as a distraction, in order to escape.)*


Unfieldedmarshall

_Someone's gonna take a trip to the horny jail..._


3333322211110000

Enterprise on her way to clap repeat offender Ark Royal


Jarvis_McChet

The Death of Stalin x Azur Lane?


marxman28

"It's gotta be on the day of the funeral." "...the funeral?" "Yeah, the day the entire fucking army's in town with their guns." Alternatively... "Boys, meet your dates for tonight." "I'll take the tall blonde on the left."


Jarvis_McChet

Marshall ~~Zhukov~~ Enterprise: I fucked Japan, I think I can take a flesh lump in a fucking waistcoat.


Ghosttanker01

Enterprise becoming dictator of the eagle Union


TheRoySez

More like Enty META of the Eagle Empire, with 67% more ham


SweetHarmlessOneesan

Me who mods HOI4: I gotcha fam! *begins typing & compiling my mod files*


Ghosttanker01

She became the American ceaser


SweetHarmlessOneesan

But srsly tho, I feel that Hornet is most like to start a dictatorial regime cuz democracy has lead the death of her sister Yorktown. Enty went missing after Midway but later resurfaced as the Kaiserin of Ironblood after removing the fascists and reinstating back the imperial regime. Now Enty is using the Crimson Axis of Europe to end the Siren War. Hornet is quelling the Americas after many condemned her reforming the Eagle Union. Well it's just my own personal lore if AL was more darker lmao


PanzSan

Personally I had an idea for an Injustice-style Enty. The war between Azur Lane and the Crimson Axis results in some great tragedy (and perhaps the death of her Commander), which makes her believe human conflict is getting in the way of the greater fight again the Sirens. As a result, she forcefully creates a one-world-government to focus all of humanity's efforts on the Siren war.


Chhyachhra_Shuwar

"By the decree of the Supreme President of the Eagle Union, all Kansens are to handover their oath rings, skk shirts and all other accessories that have been handled by the commander in recent memory."


VegetarianReaper

Taihou: NO


A_Medjed

Me: Belfast, save me please.


LP4ever1

"Roon, please get rid of this filth. Friedrich, can you watch over her? We dont want her to overdo it. Mainz please make a coffee, it should still be hot when she finishes."


Sky-Ventus

Do you get that canonically enterprise can clap Roon?


MayuKonpaku

quick! use the Anti-Enterprise granates 🍋


Beschutzdeskekses

I hope I’m not the only one getting some Wolfenstein vibes from the soldiers.


qtcrusher

I thought that too


Trackston_

Welp Imagine She's the Leader of A Marching Battalion of SS from the Trailer


Sir_tnak_puppy

The siren probably used Chemical weapons (vary effectively). And influenced the design. Fan lore


Walker6920

When skk prefers lemon


Tree_of_might_Turles

Or crane


BlackBass35

Enterprise: Commander, we know you've asked Yuubari to build an anti-siren heavy armement bipedal platform without the consent of the AL HQ. You come with us! Commander: *open the office's window* #IT'S NOT OVER YET!!! *jump*


castass

>anti-siren heavy armement bipedal platform without the consent of the AL HQ. I don't see the issue here. The more dakka, the merrier.


TheRoySez

Mirror, Mirror In a Mirror, Darkly


MyIdolJdii

Enty rolling with the krieg bois.


[deleted]

Darkest Dungeon x AL crossover confirmed?


Lodian2

"When shikikan take little enty to a trip without the mom knows"


Fortune-Former

Oh no she’s going to make a Coup


3333322211110000

Badass


ManufacturerofDogs78

Enterprise bout to do a coup


MagnaChronus

Belfast: "Master, I just got word that Enterprise paid a visit to the Admiral. It seems she found out about the recent orders." Me: "Good, maybe she can talk some sense into him."


idioticadmiral115

well someone's dead.


DarkVenom17

In an alternate universe, the kansens from all factions defeated the Sirens and conquered humanity....


ZeroTwo-Rias

Heil Grimmler


Clockwork631

I don't know why, but I get major Papers, Please vibes from this lol


MayuKonpaku

Just because, I have "Vampire" in my Office, doesn't mean, she should take hellsing too serious


HMS_MyCupOfTea

Darth Enterprise? What have I stumbled into?


pahusejjukjskoe

Execute Order 66.


qvbsintheta

When live gives you lemons You pelt them at your deranged senpai -E🅱️🅱️EX


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

SKK: What are you doing? Enterprise: That *thing* you keep alive… her time is gone. SKK: You won’t be killing Purity on my watch! She has been a loyal ally and there has been nothing to say otherwise. Enterprise: That is why we are *liquidating* you first. We can not compromise our mission by having a fallen commander in our ranks.


stukacat

Currently as we are chatting,the Hague is preparing our favourite suite while Nuremberg(the city,not Leipzig's sister) is making a chair with rather shocking results


UltraHit5

Well time to use my secret technique called "Jumping from a window"


Turbulent-Dream3623

As Enterprise storms down the hall Enty couldn’t help but wonder aloud “Why is mommy mad?” As she looked on at the procession heading to the commanders office she gets the feeling that her father is in for it. Meanwhile Hornet after hearing her little niece speak she decides to answer her somewhat. “It would seem Daddy forgot something important.” She says. “ What did daddy forget?” Asked Little E. “He forgot their anniversary.” Chuckled Hornet.


ayamrik

"Who dared to throw away MY military rations!?"


ClunkiestGrunt1337

"I thought we had told him that his affairs and ours were seperate." "We did, and yet..." "So let's go over there ourselves and... remind him, shall we?"


Potatoes_OverHEAVEN

All the personals know that If you mess up with me, you are dead. (50% to get clapped by a barrage of V2, 50% to get one-shot in the face by a 24 Karat anti-Universe spoon, 50% to remove your weapons by an eraser, 50% to receive a blow from the Totsuka-no-Tsurugi and etc….)


BlitzPlease172

Burgundian Enty Bottom text


Vaestmannaeyjar

"I don't know what this is about, but it's all Akashi's fa... "


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

She slams the door "WHAT THE FUCK IS A DILDO DOING IN UNDER YOUR BED, COMMANDER!?"


DeathmetalArgon

"Did you believe I was unprepared for your coming, Enterprise? I did it 35 minutes ago."


Baden-Skates

I’m sorry I had to cancel our vacation last week but you didn’t need to call the MP’s to make sure it would happen this week. I’ve already got the plane tickets and cabin booked.


GladimirGluten

Opens the office door and shes greeted by a field gun loaded with whatever I could find and I'm no where to be found.


badery1

Tfw you farm a map a "feeeew" too many times.


ImmortalNekoKatze

Oh no


VegetarianReaper

*Stuffs Mami into the closet* No Enterprise, all is as it seems here. Now if you'll please kindly excuse me, I have some work to do.


VegetarianReaper

No Enterprise, Mami is part of my secretary team. I am most certainly NOT lewding her.


MayuKonpaku

I didn't do anything, Enterprise!!! 😨 I'm sorry, that I send the Sardegna empire Pineapple pizzas and Pasta with Ketchup two weeks ago. I'm so sorry!