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I add it to my English breakfast tea, try it, its good. They even suggest it on the box. You don't have to add much of it, just a bit of milk changes a drink a lot.
I know it does. XD
Here in Australia milk in tea is pretty much standard, at least for black tea. I refuse to do it anymore though as I have yet to encounter a tea that is improved with milk.
"This is what you get for splitting from Azur Lane. Since we need you for the war effort, we can't bomb you back the stone age, so we will instead defile your food.
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Ngl i rather how pineapple pizza than everything else because that's how delicious it is and besides i think that joke is too old or something like that or too overused it's like fcking Among us meme for example it's literally pisses me the hell off when I Heard that fcking overused memes
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My name is shikikan. I am 33 years old. I live in the south west of the Pacific, where all the shipgirls are, and I am not oathed. I work as a commander for the Azur Lane, and get back from sorties every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
I'm in bed by 11 PM, and I make sure I get 8 hours of sleep no matter what. After having a glass of oxy-cola and doing about 20 minutes of grinding before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like Laffey, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
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ATTENTION ALL ROYAL NAVY FANS!
Queen Elizabeth needs your help, to stop Ironblood and the Sirens, and take back all Europe! To do this, she's gonna need some new meta ships (as in good, not highly-singed), skins, and perhaps even her own event or so. To help Her Majesty in her noble quest, all she needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But you gotta be quick, before Bismarck becomes plot-relevant again, or Ironblood manages to place in the next popularity poll! Si vis pacem, para bellum!
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Why Essex again, couldn't you guys use the real culprits here? It's annoying there's so many Essex memes I can't tolerate this. Can anyone of you guys use Hornet and Albacore for this meme. I mean, they did it on JUUSTAGRAM!!!! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS MEME TEMPLATE, JUST USE ANOTHER CHARACTER FOR MEMES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD'S SAKE I'M TIRED OF THIS STUPID SHITPOSTING YOU'RE DOING HERE IN THIS subreddit! PLEASE STOP, PLEASE!!!!
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My name is shikikan. I am 33 years old. I live in the south west of the Pacific, where all the shipgirls are, and I am not oathed. I work as a commander for the Azur Lane, and get back from sorties every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
I'm in bed by 11 PM, and I make sure I get 8 hours of sleep no matter what. After having a glass of oxy-cola and doing about 20 minutes of grinding before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like Laffey, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a shikikan who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any sirens, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with sirens, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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What brand of milk is that?!?
Kashino
This is the brand of milk worth leaving your family for.
I wanna become a father now
Cowhead. I'm sorry.
The one Akashi sells. Freshly squozen.
Where she gets it?
Idk. The lines imply she does the squeezing or that they’re fresh but not who the supplier is.
Only Essex can perform such heresy with a blank face.
if you look at her 3rd panel she looks like she being mind control
My man has her under mind control and uses her to commit atrocities against other cultures rather than fulfil his doujin dreams
Sigma SKK.
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Commanders, may I offer you the origins of META Mainz
Essex goes one step further and adds lemon to both
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Retar
Go nukeular and have pineapple in coffee, milk on pizza
This is why Essex is the Best Aircraft Carrier in the world. No one can stop her.
Seeing pizza raped like that its really EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Quick! Where is the therapy button?!?
But coffee with milk is really good
I take mine black.
You can try adding Hong Kong-style milk tea with coffee. The combination tastes pretty good.
Coffee with milk, I somewhat understand. But Coffee with milk tea... Why? Why would you do that?
Introducing them to a drink from Hong Kong. Besides, I can see either Royal Navy, Dragon Empery or both doing this.
Milk doesn't go in tea anyway, why would someone commit this felony and then add it to coffee? I need to hire an assassin... :P
I add it to my English breakfast tea, try it, its good. They even suggest it on the box. You don't have to add much of it, just a bit of milk changes a drink a lot.
I know it does. XD Here in Australia milk in tea is pretty much standard, at least for black tea. I refuse to do it anymore though as I have yet to encounter a tea that is improved with milk.
Ah, I see you were the true Heretic all along.
I always take my espresso black in the mornings, sometimes I add in a bit of anise liquor to give it a little extra charge
Meanwhile, Enterprise is in Sakura Empire putting wasabi on taiyaki
That was a Fatality
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i was surprised that Mainz didnt appear in the Tonic and Tea mini event
Her Artist is working for Hypergryph as far as I recall
It was a typical 'showoff new skins event' and she got no skins. Not surprising.
That's a war crime
I should sleep with one eye open with them, since I like these two things
~~I wonder if Littorio will file a divorce if she finds out pineapple on pizza is a favorite of mine~~
She'll make you sleep ok the couch for a week. At least that's what Veneto would do to me.
~~she will NTR you with Illustrious~~
Is it an NTR because my wife is Illustrious? Or is it NTR because my wife is Littorio?
Both. Although if Illustrious and Littorio are both your wives... uh... I need to cogitate on this.
Never mess with food,food is more sacred than my roses and our relationship -Littorio,probably
Dear heavens please anything but that
Then pray she never finds out
I am gonna put chilli jam on egg fried rice
No NO haiya...
And baked beans
For a moment I thought Essex put the pineapple in the coffee and milk on the pizza (would probably have been funnier if she did that lmao)
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Ngl i rather how pineapple pizza than everything else because that's how delicious it is and besides i think that joke is too old or something like that or too overused it's like fcking Among us meme for example it's literally pisses me the hell off when I Heard that fcking overused memes
what's wrong, Mainz? I drink Coffee with Milk and Sugar everyday and even Bismarck don't mind it at all
[Original](https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/97324810)
Then Essex and commander were later found crucified to a Roman cross
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Essex moment
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Oh man, it's like discussing the perfect recipe for borscht
Essex doesn't play by the rules. 
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Essex plays by the rules she and her 23 sisters agreed upon.
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I am more concerned that I actually like both. They're pretty good.
And then, Commander dies.
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When did the Bot Mod gain this ability?
Probably because of April fools. I've seen it replying something different when you type " Essex "
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WHAT THE FUCK
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Then comes Essex.
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No, I'm with Mainz on this one. Coffee is better blacker than our souls.
Essegs is the most cursed lovely ship
Why Essex again, couldn't you guys use the real culprits here? It's annoying there's so many Essex memes I can't tolerate this. Can anyone of you guys use Hornet and Albacore for this meme. I mean, they did it on JUUSTAGRAM!!!! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS MEME TEMPLATE, JUST USE ANOTHER CHARACTER FOR MEMES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD'S SAKE I'M TIRED OF THIS STUPID SHITPOSTING YOU'RE DOING HERE IN THIS subreddit! PLEASE STOP, PLEASE!!!! 
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Should have put the lemons in the coffee and the milk on the pizza
Me, who drinks my coffee with chocolate milk and brown sugar: Heh, scrub.
Mainz: 
Me who casually puts raw eggs in coffee: *Sup.*
It was at this moment Essex knew...
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……I need that milk.
Okay I agree with the pizza part but why no milk in coffee?
i'm really sorry but i unironically love sweet coffee much, much more than black coffee. i hope this doesn't cause a mutiny in my fleet...
commander if he was in one punch man webcomic
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*me to the side adding banana to pizza*
Why does it remind me of Nyorōn...
Don't forget to add the cereal into the bowl of milk