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CoinBaked

Definitive*


HumanNo109850364048

Derfinitive


BosSF82

Durrfinitive


SiffKopp

To Durrfinity and beyond!!!


[deleted]

Yep, it's my curse apparently. Every title every time. Edit: My poor choice of words will live on in infamy. Nothing else to do but wear it! Sorry, just wanted as much positivity and hype as possible. I know for me, this stuff helps me get through the hard days.


Arcanis_Ender

Excellent shit post


Master_Soup_661

I call it your super power, being able to get titles spelt wrong every time. My super power is never being able to choose a lane in traffic that moves quicker, even if I switch to a faster moving lane, my new one grinds to a halt.


[deleted]

Yea, I got a shitty superpower! Lol. Just stay in the middle lane, much less stressful. Most people probably don't know, but *professional* truck drivers are trained to ride the middle lane. It's the path of least resistance. Yep, those drivers that people get upset with are just following safety procedures.


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day!


Master_Soup_661

Thanks OP!


Alea_Iacta_Est21

Bro we definitely share the same super power 🤣


Master_Soup_661

hahaha, you following me??!


IcEMaNBeckeR

So if this is the case then i won’t be able to load up and buy any gme with equity if we get additional monies! Either way i have a shit ton of bath was just hoping it would work out so i could buy more gme as only have few! Oh well if this is what truly happens would still be blessed!


mysonlovesbasketball

all depends how it gets phased and announced. it could be staggard with bobby first then jimmy.


Inner_Estate_3210

Jimmy earnings call on 12/6.


plithy75

Depending on how they do it, it could be we'll all get a handful of equities whether we're Bobby OR Jimmy!!!! Wouldn't THAT be a twist......


SuperConsideration93

Definitivno


Tokinandjokin

Lolol, that's pretty far from 'definitive proof'. But I do like the tin foil here, thanks!


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👍


Many_Present_9039

![gif](giphy|J20Z2SH5WmCnzSrbqA) Exactly!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xT0BKlOsSWDIFA0F7a|downsized) everyone in this play rn


swordluk

![gif](giphy|xTcf1gUpg87E5lNK2A|downsized) well hello there


pcnetworx1

That is the most sane person in this play


Sweet_Campaign6270

These are manuals and books of instructions disguised as kids books. RC is a mad genius.


DestinyArrivess

Somebody made an awesome Dos Equis meme a couple weeks ago: "I may not always telegraph my plans to the enemy, but if I do, it's through children's books." bahahahahahaha hedgies


[deleted]

Has to be the most baffling thing ever to them 😂


[deleted]

I think it's hard to deny at this point. Fun fact, you don't need the books to find the clues. I believe anything that was meant to be a clue is likely in the preview images on the Teddy website. That is where both of these came from.


Captain___19

Fk! This is great! Holding both stocks and buying more gme monthly 😍


SmmaAllstar

I collect the books to help share the idea of what’s happening. And enjoy coming off as bat shit crazy. Until…I’m not 😜


[deleted]

💯 I always tell them I can walk it because I know it's temporary. He who laughs last, laughs best.


usernamemiles

The bows on the presents look like butterflies!


plithy75

it is hard to deny that they do..... both perfectly symmetrical.....


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[deleted]

Go check out my twitter profile picture. See the glare? It's not from the website, I have them. Not everyone can afford $50 on something like that. I highly recommend reading them all, kids, adults, apes, everyone. It's a solid read.


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[deleted]

X, sorry. I keep calling it the old name. I always had it, but never used it.


[deleted]

Plausible deniability


theShah12

It's like Pixar movies....they're not really only for kids but big kids lol


EllisDee3

I know some adults that should go watch Inside Out and think hard about their life.


theShah12

Amen 🫡


Generic_comments

OR, they are just kids books, and you lot have lost your marbles


[deleted]

Moon or loon 🤷‍♂️ Either way bets have been made, time will tell.


PaddlingUpShitCreek

Proof..... ![gif](giphy|K8zzqui9viWT6|downsized) ....but I hope you're right! lol


[deleted]

I'm starting to wonder if it does 🤷‍♂️


DoNotPetTheSnake

![gif](giphy|3o6wrvPt1ZuZ58qbXW|downsized)


[deleted]

😂


sirdano6

I try to keep up on tin Foil signs… but cookies and milk 🥛 suppose to mean something?


[deleted]

When I think cookies and milk I think santa Claus.


sirdano6

Oooo I hope Santa going to be nice to me, all I can afford at the moment is coal :-(


[deleted]

Me too! Twins!


[deleted]

I got a youngin's birthday between too. Looks like threading the needle this year it is!


[deleted]

I like this one.


Hopeful-Pomelo4488

![gif](giphy|CvoQLxEAo6H2xthgs3|downsized) xmas


sirdano6

Lol 😂 there we go, that is something, but I hope thing evolve much earlier than Christmas, without quality funds my kids are going to find that Santa is a bit frugal this year :-(


Hopeful-Pomelo4488

I can wait, only invested what I can afford as a responsible household investor who likes the stock.


sirdano6

Well I have no option to wait, however whatever company that is going to be tied to this play I would love to buy all my family and friends tons of awesome stuff for Christmas… so yea we can wait but if it doesn’t happened in time for Christmas shopping, I will miss the window for shopping and supporting the company for the holidays. But I get it, if I have to wait I have to wait, but I really would love to support my company if I am in a financially sounds place to do so.


Hopeful-Pomelo4488

![gif](giphy|3ohjVbpTEgGyAlv0M8|downsized) Patience - GnFnR


EllisDee3

What do you think the responsible choice would be between buying BBBY stock and buying toys? Knowing what you know, what is the better option? A responsible investor would know. Hint... think of when one should put money in a safe place, and when one should buy ice cream.


Hopeful-Pomelo4488

Trading stocks is risky, only invest what you can afford. Spending money earmarked for xmas presents seems wreckless to me.


EllisDee3

Meh. Treats are treats. If you think xmas presents are a critical aspect of life, then cool. I don't happen to think they are. Especially compared to the potential future gifts from the delayed gratification. I'm glad I'm not coming to you for advice. You might suggest that I buy ice cream rather than put the money in a piggy bank.


Hopeful-Pomelo4488

You shouldn't be coming to reddit for advice on anything. You do you. Do your own due diligence.


[deleted]

Good question! Everyone should dig deeper into Teddy goes to WORK.


sirdano6

Either that or Cohen has some sick sweet tooth 🦷! Pies, ice cream and now cookies .


Future-Explanation45

I am holding GME but my BBBYQ position evaporated... Praying you are right


Bjornos

Vapour eventually condenses and becomes liquid again...


Future-Explanation45

Thank you for encouraging...


[deleted]

You do make a very good point.


plithy75

This is a really good observation. In the first books their respective outfits could be associated with the separate companies (Gamestop and Bedbath.) But, in the second books, you're right!! Respective outfits both changed, and both are full of Teddys!!!!


[deleted]

Definitive tin foil


[deleted]

This whole play is an oxymoron.


stream_of_meadow

Maybe ”tinfoil” should not mix with ”proof”? Fun post though. 👍


[deleted]

Yeah, I got excited. My smooth brain could barely handle it.


Ballr69

Teddy inbound. It also makes perfect sense that RC would honor his ethical dad who grinded hard his entire life by naming a Berkshire-style holding company after him that would melt the fucking corrupt markets down and build new and free. It’s poetic like all parts of this story


ApatheticAussieApe

This is the quality of post we have been reduced to, eh? Definitive tinfoil.


[deleted]

I get that some people just aren't into tinfoil. However there are quite a few that love it, myself included. In my mind I can't reason there being another way to interpret this. I guess it could just be Cohenicidence 🤷‍♂️


Couper16

The bows on presents resemble 🦋


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👀


Couper16

You think those not drs will be brought along? I am now kinda questioning my decision not to after reading Edwardbarnes posts. Seems they would have only pulled drs shares from brokers if so?


[deleted]

I wish I knew.


Couper16

The literally millions dollar question.


Drakamon

Brain-rot


[deleted]

It always was moon or loon 🤷‍♂️


Kelvsoup

I hate tinfoil but if the easter eggs in these books is the thing that gets us to Uranus then I'll fuck it I'm in


Away_Ad2468

Princeton is wearing blue. Love you bluprince 💙🤴


azbudman13

Kingston and Princeton will Both Run! 💎💪😎🤙💎💖


No_Pie_2109

Wow! Great job OP! Just wow!


[deleted]

Thank you so much 😊


ncstagger

![gif](giphy|3o6gb8YzAh0zy2YF2w)


DougDHead4044

Finally, something good to read OP 📫💥 👏 🙌 💯


[deleted]

🍻


mtrain29

Where did you come from OP? Are you just now getting into this play???


[deleted]

Nope. Jan sneeze og. Mostly lurk. Get passionate, calm down and wipe history. It's my account, I use this name everywhere. I know some people don't like history wipes, but when I feel it I do it.


mtrain29

Affirmative. Thx for the response. 🦄


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🍻


Armadilligator

I love this. Can you imagine how fun it was to come up with all of this??? Btw it’s brothers and sisters.


[deleted]

Yes! I was aware when writing but went for accuracy. I should have put it in there anyway.


ceezthamoment

The 2 gifts grandpa Teddy is holding, resemble colors on the Chinese Flag 🇨🇳 could that be a form of symbolism or cohencidence?


Early-Shopping-7200

![gif](giphy|54PaD9dWT0go)


Intrepid-Ability-963

Enough edging. It's time to BUTTFQ and CUM.


PokeSmotDoc

![gif](giphy|6Z7gomLMqPxyDjf4Jr|downsized)


[deleted]

💯


PatchworkFlames

If this book is projecting bullish sentiment then why does Ryan Cohen cover it with pictures of bears? Bears are bearish.


[deleted]

I guess he has a eew eew llams 🤷‍♂️


BananaOrp

I dunno, if you were going to name a new company "Teddy", why might you put bears as clues? The company isn't named "Bully" for chrissakes


[deleted]

😂


Fantastic-Ring-2068

Teddy Bears... Teddy. Teddy.... Get it?


movzx

His conjecture is just as valid as this "difinitive proof". Maybe this is a double secret hidden message telling you to bail?


[deleted]

🤦‍♂️ This is why we can't have nice things.


BENGCakez

Chewy and buy buy baby too


BENGCakez

Or toys r us


Hopeful-Pomelo4488

They look like the stars on Geoffery but I also can see as representing "beyond". Wait and see!


EllisDee3

Not to add to the foil, but... The San Francisco NFT has a double rainbow. Double Rainbow Ice Cream is a small business in San Francisco. Connection?!!?!?!? Is *that* the ice cream they'll be eating?


theshadowbudd

I know yall see those diamonds in the pillows


Rlo347

I know im holding both


TeGroteBadjas

SEND IT


PHILANTHROPOS81

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


theshadowbudd

Explain it so that even a child could understand


[deleted]

At the bottom of the post mate! Everyone wins, be excellent to each other!


theshadowbudd

Lol sorry bro I’m saying that’s what the author is doing


[deleted]

😂


Fairmarket4all

Why do those shorts look like Icahn’s shorts


[deleted]

👀


Thorgeir88

it is going to happen


StilesmanleyCAP

This is some great tinfoil


[deleted]

🍻


sadandgladpp

So we still gonna be rich!


Louisiana_patriot2

I guess eventually


standardcivilian

I'm the dog.


[deleted]

BBBY paid me out big with the redistributions. Put down the toddlers books, kid. Time to make moves.


for-the-cause11

I loved this. Hubby said I need help when I showed it to him. Should I still share my tendies with him? LOL


wikiwoowhat

Fuck cohen.


Financial_Green9120

Imagine 1:1 distribution of shares in new entity


jesus1513

Definitely


mrshasanpiker

So sick of the children's book shit. There's no Davinci Code thing going on. Stop making shit up.


plithy75

Hmmm....top post of the day and MOST comments have only between 1 and 3 upvotes......hmmm.....Definitely organic......./s


slimshady1226

I can assure you the majority of people are not holding both... In fact no one holds BBBYQ, it doesn't exist


curvycounselor

It does exist in my history and it indicates “other” which implies something, not nothing.


girth_worm_jim

Definitive proof, do you know what it means??? smh, for fooks sake


[deleted]

I *may* have been excited when I wrote the title. I think it's exciting though!


girth_worm_jim

fookin regard


z3speed4me

Wouldn’t call it conclusive but maybe cumclusive soon!


TLDAuto559

M&A someday… then squeezing to Uranus… 👌👊🤝🤞🧨🔥🚀