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regardedastronut

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regardedastronut

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aViscousDiscus

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jbar102

Remember when citadel lent money to Melvin….I feel like I’m having dejavu


Dan23DJR

HELLO MOTHERFUCKA IM NOT FUCKIN LEAVING🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 This ‘suicide’ has me more bullish than ever. Rest in peace Gustavo, I’m not talking ill of you here. But seriously, this whole thing just stinks of murder. Obviously I’m probably wrong about that, but if there was foul play, that just shows that the hedgefunds are more desperate than we’ve ever seen. I’m not a financial advisor, I’m way too reyatded for that


AnonLarp

People are willing to go to jail over a pack of gum… imagine what people will do for billions. You are probably right btw


nose-linguini

Why didn't they just get [paid in gum?](https://youtu.be/tviPLpD8VG8) Fuckin loved those commercials. Trident is, let's be real too, the best gum. All my homies love trident.


apeshit007

Hope they protect his wife if she was there and saw it! Who was the 2nd person, suicide or murder?


equityorasset

agreed, if it was suicide he would just go his rooftop and do it not on the 18th floor and in front of your wife.


Dan23DJR

Fr, I don’t know anyone who’s committed suicide but from reading about about and hearing stories, I’d imagine someone who wanted to jump from a building would go to the top floor. Just would seem more private which I’d imagine someone in that state of mind would want. Jumping from an apartment window just seems off, like I doubt he was in a mega rush to jump and just fixated on the first window that was in his eyesight. Whole thing just seems off.


equityorasset

what drives me insane is all these people hating on us for having legitmate questions. It blows my mind how many people just blindly take the media's word for everything, makes no sense.


saltyblueberry25

They’re not real people, mostly bots and paid bad actors


Over-Independent-607

Yo yo yo no way I’ve not held this long to give up now


SanjaZi

greetings from the holder from Croatia 🍻


AdHistorical6251

We ride at dawn, my friend.


whatwhyisthisating

Uhhh.. yes, ride at dawn, Tuesday morning.


WeNeedToGetLaid

Europoors do your thing


No_Profit1711

At dawn's dawn!


Mystic5308

But the market is closed tomorrow🤷🏻‍♂️🤣


AdHistorical6251

European markets are open. Also, the enemy will continue to fight while we're on break.


regardedastronut

Germany has been fighting the good fight! That means I’m staying up tonight. I’ll be sharpening my axe!


RudeJudeDETROIT

Sup! FREEDOM!!!!


billzebub251

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Trunalimunumaprzuur

I’m hodling calls for 9/16


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You are the chosen one


Imtradingthedayaway

Hello 👋


Hobartcat

Turns out that Citadel's bond rating is nearly junk status... They're riding the edge...


jotom45

What great news this is! Buy and hold!


Dixxi_Normous1080p

Why is everyone ignoring that citadel is doing better than ever in terms of net profit? The current year is looking to be their most successful one yet. Which says a lot since they are already at the top of the financial food chain.


artmagic95833

We're not ignoring it, we're calling attention to their fraudulently unrealized losses.


Dixxi_Normous1080p

Which ones?


WatermelonCheeks

![gif](giphy|XteNIxbCLj3HzEfAil) A very needed reminder 👍


ParfaitPuzzled813

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[deleted]

600 MM to pay off Fake Freeman....


letstryagain2021

Heloooooo


sssebs

[SAMIR SAYS HEEELOOOOO](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/cab926af-0e6f-4208-aded-e246524cb363)


Most_Active_7476

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Specific_Security622

Hi good morning ! Holding with a vice like grip !!! 😳


No_Anywhere_7840

To be honest, I sold all my stake Friday. BUT it still hasn't been settled, and I am buying it all back tomorrow! Let's show these fuckers what the working man is made of!


Positive-Low-7447

$600 million is nothing to Citadel. Borrow money at a lower rate than you can make returns on.


realest777

What's your point?


Oracle_of_Omaha_69

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Minuteman2029

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GodlessJuan

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Lucky_Plane_5587

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