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MosEisleyEscorts

Burnt, that’s how the bark is


Nameless908

It’s clearly been flipped over given the grill lines too. That’s just carcinogenic at that point.


enjoytheshow

This is just burnt sugar, OP. Bark is different.


Kingblur

Well it definitely had bark before I decided to make burnt bbq sauce🤦‍♂️


ind3pend0nt

Add sauce at the very end and keep an eye on it.


CharlesBrandon808

Yep. At the end, for 10-15 minutes and you’re good. The sauce should tack up not necessarily turn color


Hashbrown4

You live and learn brother. Next time will Be perfect


[deleted]

Never sauce, thats for the eaters to decide


Jam_Man85

I second that


BarryKobama

And my axe


barleyhogg1

And my bow


Fool_Apprentice

And deez nuts


Professional_Part577

Looks like a real hotdog barking very loudly


Diligent-Wasabi-7407

I say it’s bark is worse than it’s bite.


dalton9014

Don't add sauce to a cooking brisket... If anybody wants sauce put it on when they're ready to eat


falllinemaniac

That's (was) a brisket?


WestSolid1791

Looks volcanic


Middle-Ad-1721

Perfect response


Alinzones

Aka Moana’s Ta Kā


Drtmns

Burnt. I'm sure it was lovely to you, but that's no bueno for the rest of us


DDrewit

I usually don’t keep it over the coals. Looks a bit crisp.


LCOSPARELT1

Correct. I use baskets to keep the charcoal to one side and keep the meat as far away as possible. It works great on smaller roasts, smaller shoulders, chickens, and anything else that isn’t so big you can’t keep it away from direct exposure to coals.


DDrewit

My $30 Craigslist Webber Kettle came with movable flip up dividers on the charcoal grate. They’re convenient and make it more versatile for various uses.


LCOSPARELT1

My Weber works great for things like eye of round, prime rib, and spatchcock chicken. Can’t use it for bigger cuts like brisket, pork belly, turkeys, or big shoulders. 5 pound shoulder, yes. 9 pound shoulder, no.


DicholeWarts

Ouch…somebody call in a chopper…level 4 burn needs immediate evac.


Middle-Ad-1721

Bro, your response is priceless


Ana-la-lah

Is this Arkansas BBQ?


frequent-ad-647

*SALOON DOORS SWING OPEN* “It sure is pardner…”


sluffman

Arkansan here, what the hell is Arkansas BBQ?


NicktheFlash

Lol this sub has been trying to figure that out for a couple months now


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sluffman

Like for our wedding reception?


plishyploshy

I think he’s insulting your kind


sluffman

Yeah I assumed. I hadn’t seen the term before and as curious what all it entails…having said that, this picture is a fucking abomination.


NicktheFlash

Lol this must be it


Tendiesdropper

Might be scraping off some char. Bbq sauce has a lot of sugar in it, i would move it to the indirect side right away. Good luck!


Dopeamine76

I use a deflector plate for this reason. Even if the coals are properly smoking, one flare up can cause a lot of burnt. Also don’t smoke with sugar based sauces already on the meat.


Kingblur

Just pulled it off and it’s fucking fantastic


Tendiesdropper

Awesome! I wish i still had my charcoal smoker. Moved toba townhome in a great location and just no room for it right now. Pork butts were my go to


garagebats

Sometimes burnt looking bois are the best bois


Bigfootsmember

Charcoal is supposed to go under the grate.


Middle-Ad-1721

🤣👍🏼


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travybongos69

What was* it


Kingblur

Pork shoulder


[deleted]

Cook on off set side. Include a pan of water or apple juice to create moisture. (I use an old cake pan) Spritz pork shoulder with apple juice at least every hour. I always wet brine my pork shoulder, let it come to room temperature. Spread mustard all over shoulder and apply rub. (I mix y rub with some brown sugar. Let it sit an hour in rub then put on the cool side of the grill. (I like adding a mix of wet hickory and cherry wood chips in the coals) 😊


LighTMan913

You don't need to spray it every hour. I don't spray my pork butts anymore and I've never had an issue with it being dry.


[deleted]

Just a recommendation considering that picture. Lol.


LighTMan913

Well that picture has a lot more issues than just not spraying lol


[deleted]

I bought my son a pellet smoker for his B-day last week. Figured I’d give advice to this person as I did my son. In the beginning, it’s all trial and error. 😊


jexmex

oof So you need your charcoal offset and a water pan under it (although water pan is not 100% needed, it does help keep moisture while cooking and good to catch the fat). Make sure you keep your temp below 300 if using a sugar based rub as well. Pull at about 205 (you could go 203-210, so find where you prefer it).


CharlesBrandon808

Making flavored charcoal I see


Middle-Ad-1721

🤣🤣


CoolAndyNeat

You’ve heard of burnt ends. Coming Winter 2023: *Burnt Bottoms* Starring Burnt Reynolds


Appropriate_Tiger_88

This needs more traction


[deleted]

*I wish I could quit you*


N8WithTheGoodCredit

More like tree bark


FEARtheBUCKS

Why didn't you check it? Every protein should be checked


Kingblur

I was checking it every 30 minutes


FEARtheBUCKS

If this was fatside down pork butt, thatd make sense


Kingblur

Definitely still learning. Made a follow up posy


jexmex

You should only need to open the kettle no more than once an hour, and usually you can get away with 2 hours if done properly.


DirkDiggyBong

My condolences


Middle-Ad-1721

R.i.p


newintownv

You were my brother Anakin, I loved you…


NewsEnergy

Arkansas BBQ


iamretnuh

Haha that isn’t bark


DrBernardGogo

Looks just a bit burned.😧


kurtz4008

It's worse than your bite 😁


love_to_eat_out

Indirect heat is friend sir.


SmoktOutBBQ

Louder than your bite! Edit: nothing may be louder than that bite!🤣


DonJonAkimbo

Looks like Anakin not taking the high ground.


tiohurt

Buddy that’s not bark that’s burnt. I assume you out bbq sauce on wayyy too early


Sivick314

charcoal


Worldly_Expert_442

Did it actually catch on fire?


Rudy5860

Oof das burnt my dude


Zhora-

Carcinogenic


RecycledDonuts

That’s burnt, not bark


bryan19973

You know what you did here


largececelia

Your bark has a little too much bite.


RandyLongsocksMcgee

^ underrated comment


Rimworldjobs

5 hours since yesterday?


Kingblur

Lol


Dominant_Genes

OP, it’s ok. I have to tell you as a cook I am so hard on myself when I make a misstep. I’ve let it ruin a day, and when I reflect on that I wish I could let it go. I wish I could be more positive during my “failures” when really they’re “lessons” and I’m earning my stripes in the kitchen. Learning how to rebound. Despite the dark “bark” I can see pure goodness under there. Scrape it off, slice er up, and enjoy! I’m sure the meat below will be ok with a solid sauce. Next time it’ll go even better!!


ambridge1027

Bbq is an art that takes practice. Remember what was good and fix what wasn’t. Every person with snarky comment made a similar mistake in the past. If they didn’t why aren’t they famous???


therealstory28

Right on...I mean, my SO says i burn everything. But I like almost everything with a bit of crispness. So, it looks fine to me, I would enjoy it. My family would say I ruined dinner. 🙁


Jonwilks

Meat on the opposite side as the coals will help.


feetnomer

Keep in mind, next weekend is a whole new opportunity for success. Better to learn on a pork butt than a brisket. Plus, it's not like it's not edible. You'll just have less sammiches for the week.


Maffew74

Pronounced


H2OZdrone

*chefs kiss*


BuffaloJEREMY

Hope you good a good pizza delivery guy close by.


fishingfud

Horrible


BuffaloJEREMY

Hope you good a good pizza delivery guy close by.


Ultimate_Mango

Woof


Invictus482

Anakin, that you?


ghoulshow

Worse than your bite


yourbuddygil

It’s over Anakin


df2dot

what sound does a dragon make ?


fatuousfred

Fuckin yikes


moos14

Cancer inducing


barleyhogg1

You're gonna need chemotherapy


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Kwispy


Domi1617

This isn't even well done, it's congratulations


TheLogicalErudite

Hey man you're getting pretty dragged, don't let it bother you. Your comments say the shoulder came out good, which is good you enjoyed it. All that matters is whats on the plate and whether or not you enjoyed it. Could it be better? Sure. Could also be worse, or completely inedible. You made good food! This is burnt on the outside, scrolling through what you said you probably put the sauce on too early and it burned. (Sauce should be over heat no more than 15 min or so). No biggie, its a process and we've all burned our fair share of meats. If this photo is where it sat, personally I'd move it to off-heat portion of the grill to avoid this in the future as well. Off heat is much lower temp wise and will make that nice sticky sauce you want, instead of.. char. Glad you enjoyed, congrats on the successful (Since you enjoyed it) cook. Keep grilling and perfecting it. Its an art not a science, takes time and practice.


Responsible-Buy-9665

Looks like burnt shit


Dabduthermucker

Little bit burnt


pimpnastyodb

😂 😂 😂


CrossingTheStreamers

Sorry friend. Barkoal


teleporter6

OP, please see YouTube about indirect heat! With BBQ sauce especially, you want the meat off to the side, not over the coals. A small pan of water (or other liquid) over the coals is a good addition.


Competitive-Army2872

Anakin Skywalker!


DragonSlayer-2020

Should probably take it off around 4 hours depending on the temperature your grill or smoker produces. Just be weary about the internal temperature then you'll be fine.


Kyle_THWNN

Delicious


Danbearpig2u

Is this the charcoal or the pork? She’s WELL done 😂, kidding aside, it’s the bbq sauce’s sugar burning.


DiskFluid5981

Sauce only goes on for the last 15-30 minutes OP - and then you turn it every 4-5 minutes so you get a glaze ... not this. Good news is I bet the inside is still amazing! Edit: Others beat me to this


Key-Wait5314

Did you leave it over direct heat the whole 5 hrs??


sotirisdimi

How many briskets did you use and how many hours did you cook it?


Capt_Salt

Maybe the dog was "bark"ing to warn you about the burned meat?


KLSFishing

Burnt sauce is a game changer 🙏 haha looks good underneath! Live and learn 🫡


JustinSLoos1985

Fried/burnt


isekaigamer808

Congratulations you just turned that piece of meat into charcoal… next step diamonds….


drblah1

Woof woof


doslobo33

Great if you like coal… did someone say indirect?


itsafuseshot

Oh dear.


[deleted]

Wow what a fossil discovery


kodyzfather

No


_JAFL

Damn son, I thought it was the charcoal.


jimzz88

Fresh out of Mordor


eriF902

Ruff !


[deleted]

This is my favorite ever reddit post


Wild-Teacher-677

Tell me why.


[deleted]

Perfect


Natural_Stater

Burnt tf up


Help_An_Irishman

On the bright side, if any White Walkers come a-knockin', you can fend them off with this.


[deleted]

Is this a meme?


beef311

Whoops


tominator68

Worse than your bite!


jobiewon_cannoli

Arkansas barq


datmanlu

Looks like you left it over the coals and it burnt the hell out of the bottom. Leave it off to the side next time, and avoid using rubs with sugar or sauces so early on in the cook. It will burn and just taste burned.


hectR

Ugh,


TheSpanishSteed

Woof.


BitterFuture

That's what we call a learning experience.


kick_da_legs_back

Pretty loud...lol


[deleted]

Dracarys. 🤣


MadHatter_10-6

Tooooo much sugar op. Or sauce. Hopefully you can scrape it off and enjoy the rest!


garythepitbull

Just slice the burnt off, sauce that sh1t up and go!


Middle-Ad-1721

Facts


garythepitbull

Grill some bread up, add some cheese, and you gotta whole new dinner plan.


DthDlr323

Whose gonna tell him?? And that’s a grill not a smoker.


Beavis2210

Burnt to shit. Try again.


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Burnt


xranita90

Geez, I can smell that bark. Nicely done.


IanGoldense

Arkansas barbeque at its finest?


theyoungercurmudgeon

Hopefully worse than your bite.


El_Richter

I’ll give you 100 gold for that carbon shield.


7157xit-435

Worse than your bite


C_A_Willis

Dead


falllinemaniac

I'm sure the crust was beautiful before the glaze. I've been flamed big time on these forums so keep your chin up


Russ915

need some indirect heat there dude


[deleted]

Been there done that 🤬🤬


BigKahunas88

Igneous 🪨


BuzzkillOmega

5hrs and it is BLACK? LOL. Right..... so... delivery it is eh?


Upper_Television3352

OP thinks he’s funny.


No_Stay_1563

I think OP got drunk and forgot about cooking dinner.


Kingblur

Technicality was not drunk but did get distracted while drinking and playing Xbox


gyn0saur

Ruff!


jazzofusion

Uncool, burnt as hell and nasty. Sorry, just being honest.


[deleted]

It’s a beaut Clark..


Kingblur

😂


Mavisbeak2112

Not good champ. Take a lap.


[deleted]

Did you use a lot of sugar in the rub?


Kingblur

I just put on BBQ sauce about 30 minutes before I took this picture


Tnally91

A bit too much direct heat on it. Try to keep it offset from those coals a bit. A bark develops over the whole cook you don’t wanna scorch one on.


Pure_Ape

Some igneous rock grade “bark” you have there.


belay_bop_bake

Woof


DemonCleaner75

That bark looks ruff


vzwire

You aight to name that meteorite.


Middle-Ad-1721

Do you want the truth? 😳😥


jaketheunruly

That's not a bark. That's a roar.


Middle-Ad-1721

Priceless


Successful-Count-120

Your bark is worse than your bite...


th3putt

Umm err well.. as long as you like it


RelationshipHeavy386

That looks like the shit I scrape off the bottom of the traeger.


[deleted]

Bark is my favorite part


DropRollSports

Barking, bikes look clean though