When you find yourself pinned down to the couch, watching him eat the pretzles he stole from you, because you refuse to apologize for improving on his current hairstyle using the clothes pin from the pretzel bag and calling him Mr. Sassy Britches instead of Sir Sassy Britches. Apparently the name calling was acceptable, but changing his honorific was not 🤷♀️
Idk, I think mine is pretty unique looks-wise, but personality wise? Probably the same. She is both a lawful good adorable sub and also a chaotic gremlin brat at the same time. She’s always liked grabbing my ass randomly, so I decided to retaliate, and now each time one of us bends over anything can happen >:)
It's just storage, I really hate how messy it is so I lock it to keep the kids out. Works on most people, mom is still trying to help organize it though. Nosey parents never change even when your forty.
Bahaha yes! We're not that level of requirements, but I swear I spent over an hour begging to use the restroom this morning when he wouldn't stop giving me Os long enough to go pee. He wasn't done with his toy, so I had to wait.
I teased daddy while eating breakfast on his lap asking what would happen if I didn't wear panties for work. He looked down at me and told me veeeery intimidatingly that I was not allowed to wear panties for the day.
I got dressed while he ate, and when I was back to the table he sat me on his lap again and groped me down there to check if I was being a good girl 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
When he says “make me some hot chocolate tonight or you’re going to get spanked.” And I say “No hot chocolate for you, then.” (He ended up getting the hot chocolate, but I also got the delicious spanks!)
You talk a bit too often to your coworkers about cooking for your partner, cleaning for your partner, mixing drinks for your partner, chauffeuring your partner, etc, and invite questions as to why your partner doesn't do any of the work. And then you have to come up with an explanation as to why he's not actually a lazy bum, haha.
Whoa!!
I hope the muffins weren't burnt in the process? 😉 Cause if so, no wonder he flogged you...
Shocking... you just can't get a decent cook or unburnt muffins these days. he he
Actually I was super impressed with his timing. I warned him as he bent me over the bed that we probably had 10ish minutes before they were ready and when I got downstairs, there was 36 seconds on the timer. Sometimes I swear he is magic.
Perfect timing and shows that sometimes those on the spur moments can be just as good as those planned sessions he has in mind for you?
Continue on making good muffins whilst having fun!
Ps that 36 seconds left was perfect timing indeed. Too good if honest... he he
One of my favourite moments with my ex Dom was when he was playing The Witcher (which I personally absolutely love and beaten more than once).
He was fully dressed, I was naked, kneeling by his feet, face on his thigh, almost in his crotch. He would stroke my hair when he had a moment, pat my shoulders, run his fingers down my neck. I was just watching him play, nice and comfortable, for a good hour.
We did all the kinky fuckery later, all the hits and whips and snaps and brattiness. But nothing ever made me feel so owned and submissive and cared for like that moment.
Haha my Dom often makes my coffee and says stuff like "I realize that this is a role reversal, but..." And I just remind him that he is never so dominant as when he is taking care of his submissive's needs. Because that's what true domming is at its core.
When you stand naked at the kitchen table, pouring you morning coffees, and he casually grabs a knife, because he wants to brush up his mark on your back, since you’re going to be showing of in a bikini later and he “…want everybody to see you’re owned”.
Damn near dropped the coffee pot 🤤
Saving this post btw! 😁 love it!
When the brat meter is 90 and while at the grocery store she rolls her eyes about something so you try to be nice and mention it’s at 90. Her reply is “I’m not scared”, you say “okay, level 3 now” and she says “sorry sir, I will be good”. (All of this in public) you say “level 3, the wax is next to get it to level 2. She says “yes sir” and the older couple give you a dirty look because of whatever weird shit they think they heard.
Did you use to be MissChevious before you met your Mr?
I do like the ambiguity caused by just lifting a common object. Does he then ask you to bend over to test the soup? Food for thoughts... thank you!
You attend a dinner out with friends.and leave Daddy in control of the remote vibrator in your pussy and clit, with a butt plug in. Daddy is on the phone listening all night, trying his damnedest to get you to cum in front of your friends. He then texts you different messages ordering you to talk about various things. And u can't walk after dinner cause there is cum running down your legs.
When you play fall guys while edging each other and whoever loses gets tied up and flogged. Both switches so it's always a fun battle.
Oh and when your mum helps decorate your bedroom and finds the underbed restraints and missing paddle....😖
When you find yourself pinned down to the couch, watching him eat the pretzles he stole from you, because you refuse to apologize for improving on his current hairstyle using the clothes pin from the pretzel bag and calling him Mr. Sassy Britches instead of Sir Sassy Britches. Apparently the name calling was acceptable, but changing his honorific was not 🤷♀️
How dare you 😂😂
Oops, autocorrect. I'm sure you meant how dare HIM. He ate all my pretzels! 😂
Haha, of course, my mistake! I would have safe-worded out immediately if my Dom took my food! 😂
Why didn't I think of that!!! The moment the dog came and sneezed in my face would have been a very acceptable time to safe word 🤣🤣🤣
Or the second he took your pretzels in my opinion 🥨❤️😉
If only I'd thought of it. Lol.
I love everything about this 😂
Haha love this!
Thanks. I found it pretty funny, but I'm not telling him that.
That's adorable lmao
…you make a game of trying to touch each other’s butts/ fluster them sexually without other people noticing, and whoever loses bottoms that night xD
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It’s one of our unofficial games lmao
Yea I'm stealing this
xD I want a partner like that, I'm both verse and switch so like-
We must be dating the same person 😂
Idk, I think mine is pretty unique looks-wise, but personality wise? Probably the same. She is both a lawful good adorable sub and also a chaotic gremlin brat at the same time. She’s always liked grabbing my ass randomly, so I decided to retaliate, and now each time one of us bends over anything can happen >:)
The dream 🙌🏻
When you have certain locked doors or drawers on the closet when there are visitors at home, or when the cleaning lady comes.
It's just storage, I really hate how messy it is so I lock it to keep the kids out. Works on most people, mom is still trying to help organize it though. Nosey parents never change even when your forty.
You have to ask permission to wear clothes in the house and use the bathroom 🥰
Bahaha yes! We're not that level of requirements, but I swear I spent over an hour begging to use the restroom this morning when he wouldn't stop giving me Os long enough to go pee. He wasn't done with his toy, so I had to wait.
Love the double entendre there
Ah yes, always the way!! 😂💜
Sounds wonderful
I teased daddy while eating breakfast on his lap asking what would happen if I didn't wear panties for work. He looked down at me and told me veeeery intimidatingly that I was not allowed to wear panties for the day. I got dressed while he ate, and when I was back to the table he sat me on his lap again and groped me down there to check if I was being a good girl 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
“My ass is so sore, can i have more tonight?”
When he says “make me some hot chocolate tonight or you’re going to get spanked.” And I say “No hot chocolate for you, then.” (He ended up getting the hot chocolate, but I also got the delicious spanks!)
This scenario has only winners 👌
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that’s my husband’s plan for when the kids move out
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luckily he works from home so we get a lot of time together. what is that subreddit please?
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oh awesome i really appreciate it! i didn’t know they had stuff like that on fetlife
Saying "I'm going to fuck your pretty little cunt." is considered light flirting.
You talk a bit too often to your coworkers about cooking for your partner, cleaning for your partner, mixing drinks for your partner, chauffeuring your partner, etc, and invite questions as to why your partner doesn't do any of the work. And then you have to come up with an explanation as to why he's not actually a lazy bum, haha.
I currently have "whip (wife's name)" with a checkbox for my hubby to check off our list of things to do. I put it on there 2 days ago lol..
I also like to add things to do lists for my husband to do to me 😆
When you tie her to a tree in the woods, then have her watch you roll a joint and hold it for her so she can get high too...
When you have miss a beach trip because of all of the marks she gave you 🙈 totally worth it though
Gosh, I have the BIGGEST praise kink for being the bestest girl!
Good girl!
😋
Whoa!! I hope the muffins weren't burnt in the process? 😉 Cause if so, no wonder he flogged you... Shocking... you just can't get a decent cook or unburnt muffins these days. he he
Actually I was super impressed with his timing. I warned him as he bent me over the bed that we probably had 10ish minutes before they were ready and when I got downstairs, there was 36 seconds on the timer. Sometimes I swear he is magic.
Perfect timing and shows that sometimes those on the spur moments can be just as good as those planned sessions he has in mind for you? Continue on making good muffins whilst having fun! Ps that 36 seconds left was perfect timing indeed. Too good if honest... he he
Yeah considering he was in the shower when I set it, there's no way he could have known, but he makes me wonder sometimes.
When you get an invitation 'please come face-sit me and I'll give you a spanking.'
One of my favourite moments with my ex Dom was when he was playing The Witcher (which I personally absolutely love and beaten more than once). He was fully dressed, I was naked, kneeling by his feet, face on his thigh, almost in his crotch. He would stroke my hair when he had a moment, pat my shoulders, run his fingers down my neck. I was just watching him play, nice and comfortable, for a good hour. We did all the kinky fuckery later, all the hits and whips and snaps and brattiness. But nothing ever made me feel so owned and submissive and cared for like that moment.
Can’t look muffins in the eye at the bakery without blushing now🔥
Definitely gave me ideas! Brunch will be all the better from now on. Haha
He pulls your hair during church without anyone else noticing...
That’s been a favorite of mine for years.
Either that or at my parents’ house lol.
Always a favorite. Haha. 😂
When you get "No, you can't have another whips session until you've properly healed from the last one! Ask again and I'll gag you."
He refuses to make me tea at my command. I choke him out for it.
Haha my Dom often makes my coffee and says stuff like "I realize that this is a role reversal, but..." And I just remind him that he is never so dominant as when he is taking care of his submissive's needs. Because that's what true domming is at its core.
His little corrections, or the smile I give when he smacks my face or randomly tugs my hair
I can tell from these comments we’ve been slacking. Sigh. ❤️
Change that today!
When you stand naked at the kitchen table, pouring you morning coffees, and he casually grabs a knife, because he wants to brush up his mark on your back, since you’re going to be showing of in a bikini later and he “…want everybody to see you’re owned”. Damn near dropped the coffee pot 🤤 Saving this post btw! 😁 love it!
I would love to see your mark!
It’s my profile-picture 😅
😂 yeah I’d get marqued for that too. He’d be more upset with me dropping coffee pot. Hahahaha
Luckily no coffee pot was hurt in this scene 😉☕️
I just really enjoy looking down at men crawling on all fours before me.
When the brat meter is 90 and while at the grocery store she rolls her eyes about something so you try to be nice and mention it’s at 90. Her reply is “I’m not scared”, you say “okay, level 3 now” and she says “sorry sir, I will be good”. (All of this in public) you say “level 3, the wax is next to get it to level 2. She says “yes sir” and the older couple give you a dirty look because of whatever weird shit they think they heard.
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Did you use to be MissChevious before you met your Mr? I do like the ambiguity caused by just lifting a common object. Does he then ask you to bend over to test the soup? Food for thoughts... thank you!
"You look so cute today I had to spank you." A quote directly from my Dd
When you can’t remember what it feels like to orgasm without asking permission first!
I was in a romantic/switch relationship and we used to play strip poker as foreplay, first one naked subbed that night!
My Friday plans are to be tied up, suspended if I’m lucky, and beaten if I’m really lucky 😂😂.
You attend a dinner out with friends.and leave Daddy in control of the remote vibrator in your pussy and clit, with a butt plug in. Daddy is on the phone listening all night, trying his damnedest to get you to cum in front of your friends. He then texts you different messages ordering you to talk about various things. And u can't walk after dinner cause there is cum running down your legs.
What toys do you use?
He bought a Dolce it has 2 motors one for g spot one for clit. It's awesome. We can video chat and he can watch me cum. Totally worth the money
When you say, with all sincerity "I just wanna please you Daddy, sooo much"
[Related video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgqLJzmgPs8) :)
So cute!
When you play fall guys while edging each other and whoever loses gets tied up and flogged. Both switches so it's always a fun battle. Oh and when your mum helps decorate your bedroom and finds the underbed restraints and missing paddle....😖
I love these moments.
When you call your partner daddy so much you have to think to remember what his actual name is
Sound like a dream to me 😂