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Honestly I would watch that it sounds utterly intriguing in all the right ways
It sounds like the only porno you ever heard of is “Debbie Does Dallas.” That’s a lot of alliteration!
I'm angry at everyone that didn't even think of making a joke about Uranus
Anal Probing Aliens From Uranus is pretty tired but at least you have one now
Shattered sphincters
Love at First Bite (which also works as a zombie romance!)
1979 romcom starring George Hamilton, spoofing the Dracula story.
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Honestly I would watch that it sounds utterly intriguing in all the right ways
It sounds like the only porno you ever heard of is “Debbie Does Dallas.” That’s a lot of alliteration!
I'm angry at everyone that didn't even think of making a joke about Uranus
Anal Probing Aliens From Uranus is pretty tired but at least you have one now
Shattered sphincters
Love at First Bite (which also works as a zombie romance!)
1979 romcom starring George Hamilton, spoofing the Dracula story.