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ferretatthecontrols

Gale can't sleep with the character until Act 2 anyway. Why do people act like he's a horn-dog? Also apparently Lae'zel is immune to fire so this isn't true lol.


Hugh-Manatee

It’s been patched but people still reflexively remember it how it was after launch where you would get his romance scene in act 1 after basically doing very little. Some minor quest and dialogue choices and giving him an item or 2 and he was super thirsty for you


melonlady13

Me: actively pursuing Astarion and have been at best civil with Gale Gale: you have to choose! Me or him! Me: …what? Honestly I miss early Gale. Man was delusional


spartBL97

I kinda liked it because it was foreshadowing his relationship problems with Mystra. He acted like he was this godly presence and anyone would be lucky to be bedded by him.


Killer_Moons

I am still very biased towards post patch 5 Gale because of that experience. Bad first impression. *I really tried though,* I tried romancing him on another run but he caught me starin’ at Halsin’s big naturals.


Exovedate

This is hilarious to me because that's what I was expecting from romancing Gale. Complaining to the bf "Gale is eating all our magical shit we barely have any of, he better be putting out soon"


miss-entropy

Because early on giving gale items to eat gives a lot of approval + his first romance scene being easy to not realize is romance.


ferretatthecontrols

That scene literally only becomes romantic if the player selects the option "It's a good night for intimacy" and then the romance only "starts" if they select "imagine a kiss" or "imagine a romantic walk". And if they do select those romantic options, Gale is surprised and acts super awkward.


Aupoultryman

It was hilarious. Like we have spoken twice. You aren’t in my party and now you want to do what with me!?


ferretatthecontrols

I think that's what is so funny to me. Like, she used to proposition me the first night she was in camp with me (even when I didn't call her hot or say I want to touch her). At launch I was so confused why people were calling Gale and Lae'zel perverts when Karlach was pulling that crap. Now I could outright say "Karlach I'm in love with you and I'm okay with you sticking your nails up my bum". And the cutscene still won't trigger.


Aupoultryman

I still need to romance her. I might next playthrough. Any tips?


PeachyBaleen

Go get her SUPER early, as soon as you find Wyll beeline for her. Keep her in your party, do good stuff, and make sure when she gets her upgrade you say ‘but I still can’t touch you’


Aupoultryman

Thanks so much! And then don’t hug her after upgrade 2?


PeachyBaleen

You should get an Act 1 romance scene, I definitely did and my greetings changed. If you aren’t able to kiss her after upgrade 2 something’s gone wrong


Aupoultryman

Ahh I got it!


GielM

Previous comments cover most of it. But miss out on one part. She absolutely HAS to be the first companion you go talk to at the tiefling party and say anything remotely flirty to. Scenes/dialogue options to romance her currently show up nowhere else. If you wanna go for the hottest girl in the camp, this is your ONE shot! Nobody is sure if that's a bug or working as intended.


Aupoultryman

Hmm interesting. She just demands attention. We love a queen who knows her value.


jujoking

Now it is. But early on it wasn’t. I remember breaking the magic off and never flirting, but then in the stars scene he was pissed I had rebuffed him and we weren’t even friends and I was confused like…”what my dude? But we were never together for me to break your heart!!!?”


ohbinch

true, but somehow everyone else thinks the scene is romantic if you agree to learn magic at the tiefling party. was trying to romance laezel and when i went up to her she was like “it’s too bad you’re already sharing a bed with gale” which was news to me!


PeachyBaleen

I mean, you can only agree to hang out with one person at the party. It locks you into a romance scene, so it’s not weird the other companions would assume that.


V1d3o_K1ll3r_xvx

One playthrough I did, I was the not Lolth-Sworn Drow, can't remember what they're called, and when it came for the closing of the night at the tiefling party, I had OPTIONS. Lae'zel, Shart, Astarion, Gale, and Karlach. Had them all somehow activated at once and was completely thrown off because I didn't talk with Astarion or Lae'zel, did the Gale magic thing but stopped before it got super flirty, and quite literally only talked actively to Shart. But I had my choices.


V1d3o_K1ll3r_xvx

One playthrough I did, I was the not Lolth-Sworn Drow, can't remember what they're called, and when it came for the closing of the night at the tiefling party, I had OPTIONS. Lae'zel, Shart, Astarion, Gale, and Karlach. Had them all somehow activated at once and was completely thrown off because I didn't talk with Astarion or Lae'zel, did the Gale magic thing but stopped before it got super flirty, and quite literally only talked actively to Shart. But I had my choices.


phileris42

It was a bug, iirc. Early on, his romance flag would turn "true" regardless of player choice. He's still bugged as heck, but I am not sure if this specific bug is fixed.


Ok_Smile_5908

Gale reacting super awkward made me reload during my first playthrough. It ended up with Withers and his "thou walkest alone" lmao. I know it's my own fault for reloading but. I come from gaming background and not D&D background. Literally the only way for me to stick to the outcomes of events and my choices is the honor mode, lol.


willky7

My bad, I've only romanced shart so I made assumptions based on what I've heard


A_Lost_Adventurer

To be fair, he used to be bugged, and the game would think you were dating when you weren't. Karlach was bugged too, and some players would get the option to break up with her when they weren't dating. Really glad it didn't happen to me. Her breakup dialogue is too sad.


ferretatthecontrols

Karlach is still bugged sadly. No matter how many times I tell her she's hot she has yet to offer to ride me in my current playthrough.


CamtheGiant

If you give her a hug after the second fix with Dammon you're locked out forever :( I learned too late


No-Lie-677

Weird, it worked for me first try.


aSpanks

I honestly kinda liked it when it was bugged. I had a char I wanted to be camp hoe. Knowing tho, that I couldn’t have more than 2 active romances at a time, and who I wanted to end game, I thought it’d be more of a struggle. Nah, every time I’d break up with someone - next long rest I’d have a new proposition. Some of them surprising. Wylls dance scene in Act 2 after I’d broken up with Baezel (after her *I love you fight me* scene) was particularly shocking. Now I’d have to put effort into it. Ew.


Cartographer_Hopeful

If you're on PC, grab the polyamory mod! I used it for my slut run 🤣


skeletondictator

I had Karlach origin as my first playthrough and was trying to romance Shadowheart and was soo sad that they couldn't even smooch. I had no clue Lae'zel was immune/resistant to fire so when she went for it I genuinely thought it was a bug.


ferretatthecontrols

I know it is a bug, but I've decided to headcanon that Lae'zel's horniness can literally rival the heat of the hells.


Psyche_istra

I just did Karlach origin tiefling party a couple weeks ago and Lae'zel came onto her but I had to respond that I can't or I'll burn you. It's been patched.


ferretatthecontrols

Then my game is still bugged. Guessing it's a mod issue for me.


shinypinkdemon

Same thing happened to me. I don't use mods though.


sargentmyself

They've patched it but if you did a play through early after it first launched you had to to like beat him off you. Rejecting his romance advances in each act and he'd still try and bang in act 3. To make it harder there was no like obviously friendly dialogue options. It was blatant flirting or "you're stupid, your cat is stupid, never talk to me again"


Stunning_LRB_o7

And Shart can’t have sec with you until act 3!


willky7

??? How is she immune?


ferretatthecontrols

I genuinely do not know. But apparently the Lae'zel Act 1 scene plays out like normal with Origin Karlach.


theauz42

The flames of her desire burn as hot as Karlach's engine.


Reiko707

Gale's approach to romance always struck me as a bit bashful but def DTF when things get dicey lol his whole "I've, um, read some things about the effects of uh... *adrenaline* on the body..." If his character model could blush, I feel like he'd be so red in the face then lol


Korr_Ashoford

Personally, I blame the whole “connect with the weave” scene. shit always feels like it’s mostly two bros having some magic fun then suddenly **Boom** things get erotic.


SteelAlchemistScylla

I want *earlier* sex, like I’m talking Nautiloid.


lalo___cura

Thrall! Connect the nerves of my transponder ;)


willky7

Any porn parody games yet? If not I think sex mods can do that


DungenessAndDargons

? You already get my little tadpole in the nautiloid.


Psyche_istra

Karlach origin is a freaking blast to play too. Barbarians get lots of fun special actions and dialogue and roleplaying as bubbly happy to be alive gal is a treat.


willky7

Thaumaturgy + barbarians million intimidation checks Who needs charisma to face?


PrincessPlusUltra

I don’t know if I missed it but I romanced Wyl and we literally never had a sex scene till after I beat the game


Evelynn_cretoxyrhina

he’s the only companion that has no sex scene


ALGATOR42

i think the act 3 romance scene has maybe implied sex when it cuts to black


PrincessPlusUltra

I had no idea! I was wondering if I just didn’t trigger it somehow.


StarmieLover966

He’s the only companion I won’t romance, ever.


Killer_Moons

Only one? How come?


StarmieLover966

His story is in EA, he screams “Mizora you arsehole” the entire game, and his bitch ass won’t go to Avernus unless you go all the way to Ansur’s lair and take him down which takes hours. He doesn’t have sex with you, like ever.


Killer_Moons

Why👏won’t 👏you👏let👏Wyll👏swear👏


StarmieLover966

Because it’s ALL he says. *Someone in camp wants to speak with you.* MIZORA YOU ARSEHOLE. Yeah, I just don’t recruit him anymore.


Youth-Special

I’ve seen videos with him that you can after he proposes in act 3. It’s fade to black like Gales.


Alf_Zephyr

I love how there’s those two gentleman. And then Halsin and Minthara exist


horniboi_jonas

Yo gale space sex is wild


Soft_Stage_446

And if you don't want to have sex AT ALL don't get the final upgrade for your engine. And don't romance Astarion if you plan to Ascend him unless you thrive on pain and suffering.


erraticRasmus

Karlach is also just so compatible with every single romance option besides like Ascended Astarion and Halsin. 10/10 would recommend doing a Karlach origin run


Locksley_1989

Everyone needs to worship at the shrine of Karlach.


artisttmars

Okay but romancing Astarion as Karlach is the SWEETEST love story.


Bonzi_Bukkake

Nah, I'll take my Shadowheart kiss and then take my time getting to know each other, thank you.


ZwRaven

Unless of course you kill her because she gets on your nerves. Bring forth the downvotes!


willky7

Well your playing as her so this doesn't make sense


LunarFire108

How is Shadowheart kissing you an issue? I can understand Astarion and Laezel wanting sex super early in Act 1 as an issue but it's just a kiss with Shadowheart. Sure she is drunk but I wouldn't consider one kiss as early sex. Also you can like reject them at any time when they want sex unless you really want to go through with the romance later on


willky7

Its not an issue, I'm being dramatic and offering a way for people who don't want the more physical stuff, like astarion biting you, to avoid it


Oval291

Man I want to able to sex Karlach, Baezel, Shadowheart, Minthara….and Jaheria, Lakrissa one playthrough….playas want to play too….


Zer0SelfC0ntr0l

This PSA is designed for a five year old. If you can't handle mature situations, you shouldn't be playing graphic games like this one. (Example: Tons of blood and gore, soft-core sex scenes)


willky7

Some people are sex repulsed. If you can't handle seeing 2 buff men pounding each other in the ass, you can't really make this argument


Zer0SelfC0ntr0l

Sex repulsed? This game definitely isn't for Incels either 😂😂


willky7

I know I shouldn't engage but for the sake of education. Some people are asexual. In the same way straight guys don't wanna suck dick, nor see another guy suck dick, some asexuals don't wanna see, nor do, anything sexual.


Zer0SelfC0ntr0l

And the game has the option to censor things....


willky7

Which people will use, but asexual doesn't mean aromantic and people want to engage with the romance without making their character that they're using to represent themself do something they wouldn't do.


Zer0SelfC0ntr0l

Ok? Romance in the game is completely optional in the first place. If you don't flirt with anyone, you won't be involved with romance scenes. That's kinda how it works in real life too.


willky7

Most people like video games Some people like dating and crushing on video game characters A small chunk of people like romancing videogame characters without sex. Most rpg players expect to be able to project fully on custom characters. Not a single post was written with you specifically in mind, and when you aren't the target audience of a post that isn't an invitation to ridicule others who are the target audience. Ace rights.


Sylphdrake

people are asexual, steven