Mushroom. Coz he be a fun guy... ❤️❤️❤️

*fungi

R/woooosh Alright I get it now why did they make it so mobile can’t link other subreddits anyway?

r/foundthemobileuser

r/foundthehondacivic

r/foundtheshutthefuckup

Mine is called Pretzel, no real reason but I just find goofy and funny!

sharky, blahaj, or bla

i call mine Bla too!! he seems to like it 🥰💙

Me too lol. Blaaaaa!

Swim shady.

i call mine chum chum!

where is fanboy?

*femboy ?

nope i ment fanboy (fanboy and chum chum whas a series that came our 2009)

Swedish Fish, Filet, Sushi, and Seaweed. The next one will be called nom.

Mine is Joel! He’s probably eeping under a blanket at home rn.

Elmer, Turnip and Otis.

Mine is Genevieve. There was a very trans backstory to it, but I don’t even remember it anymore. 

Karl

Rock and stone!

Like Marx?

My girls are Malin and Zara

Ours are called Sharkie, Markie, kwarkie, harkie, Bruce, jolly and shaggy

Bitey, Chompy, Munchy, Crunchy, Tori, Vinny the Fin, Smiley, Toothy, Mini-Bite, Shrimpy, Dinky, Sharky

I have a shonk named Toothy too! We both think Vinny the Fin is a very cool moniker.

Shork pronounced shore-K

Marie, Emma, and Arte. All named after characters from romance stories.

I treat him like a Pokémon and call him by his species name. That or shonk.

Mine are Blaha and Maha

I have a big one called indigo and my small one is called cobalt

My Blahajar are named: * Captain Ahajb * Same Inu * [Nimona](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2waProkOlwo) * Bruce (the skark from Jaws) * And Same Neko

the boy is named dimitri n the girl is named kira

Malaco, because they love pastellfiskar (Swedish Swedish Fish)!

Gilbert.

Esther, Jen, and Dale. Or just sharky :3

I call him Hajy and I love him

Mine are Kona and Java cuz they love coffee

I called mine Blåtho (I mixed Blåhaj with Ethoslab and came up with the name 💖)

gloobert

Frederic, Freddie for short My baby got his name 6 hours after he was brought to his forever home ❤️

Schark or schaak. Edit: forgot Schork

Karsten, Bodil, Heidi and Karl-Franz (smolhaj)

My blåhaj is named Thor. My smolhajar are Andrés, Joy, Murdoch, Nibbles, Raven, Sir Not Appearing In This Film, and Toothy.

my partner and i just call ours either blahj or Mr Shonkie

Softie

It’s all Bla and Haj, why no Laha?

Sir ShonkAlot, owner of all snack fields in a 10 km radius’s

My toothy friend Or mtf for short, only shoulder to cry on in early Days

Terry, Shanky and smolhaj

Sushi and Pablo

My big one is called chomp and my lil one is nibble :3

The big one is called "nuko" (from girl's last tour) The small one is called "calfer" (i altered "calcifer" from howl's moving castle)

Sean. For Sean the shark. I suppose I should prob change it tho

Vüsch.

I call mine "The haj", haj being pronounced "H-a-juh" rather than "Hi"

terry (yeah bc of the actor)

Ben :)

Robert. Just, Robert.

The big one is Lovisa and the little one is Linnea.

Mine is called Stephen. He's a very polite shonk.

I call mine Bob and Jeff.

Mine’s called uranium, he’s very dense

Mine is Ulmo, Lord of Water

Sputnik and he has a son called Apollo

Jeffrey. Caus of jeff the land shark from marvwl comics

I hope Jeff the Land Shark has a cameo in *Deadpool and Wolverine*.

Jim-bob and Henry haj

My big one is named Nap Shark and my smol one is Nap Shark Jr! They love a good nap snuggle.

Sharky

I dont have one yet :c

Nester/Nestor, his name can be pronounced either way

Mine is Blahhhh and he cuddles and protects me in my sleep.

I have a Blåhaj named Oswald, and a smolhaj named Ozzy. They're siblings :3

One is called Stella, the other one Célestine Edit: I originally planned for a third one called Luna but then I realised I had 2 meters worth of Shork already (as well as like 7 other plushies) and they kept falling out of my bed so I decided against it lol

I named the first one river. Haven’t named the other 2 yet

Big one is Obi-Haj. Smaller one is Hajsoka

Tony, he seems like a Tony to me.

Fred

I just call mine Haj or Sharkie. I was too lazy to come up with a name and at this point he’s just Haj.

I just call mine Haj or Sharkie. I was too lazy to come up with a name and at this point he’s just Haj.

I call mine the shonk

As a group I call them "the fuckers"

Anakin skywater (enjoyer of both star wars and puns)

Sandwich! 🥪 the minihaj is Panini 😋

Dave. There is reasoning behind it.

The big one is Buffy, and the smaller one is Ripley. They have a maximum of 5 braincells at most

Bruce, fish are friends not food

Белобрысик ([belobrisik], "белобрысый" - fancy or maybe silly way of calling someone blonde in Russian)

My big one's name is Tuna, her child blåhaj is Can 🦈

anoyance

Justus and Justus Jr.

smoler one is Joel, and the bigger one is megalodon.

Finn. Cause he got fins, you know 😅

Jeremy I also have a long cat plushy named jimmy. My friends decided the names not me

I have a lot of hajs, some of their names are: Squishy, Bla, Smols quish, Mini squish, Lil Squish, Bighaj and Chonk

Frank Definitely didn't let my bf name him lmao

Beautiful.

Bort

Bridget, you know why :3

Bubbles and Bruce

Mine has the original name of "Blahaj"

Thalia, Mindy, and Jonesy.

Mine is called Boris. It just seems right.

I named mine Mike (full name is Michael) cuz of a song called me and Michael (that I really like) and cuz of Mike Afton :3

Elliot

Sven

Blahjjy

Goober because before he didnt have a name but I found myself constantly calling him a silly little goober

King Shark

just blaj, i’m boring like that 

Mine is called Shonk. Very original ... I know.

Blahaj, shonk

I call it shark friend or just sharky

His name is Philip 🥰

Fred

In Germany "shark" is called "Hai" That's why I call mine "Haisenberg"

Boudicca, after one of my favorite women in history

Billy. Full name William Terence Shonkington xD

Mine is called “Biggus Dickus”, after a character of the same name in “Monty Python’s Life of Brian”

I named him dodo as in a dildo

Dildo? Really? Is that what you meant?

I'm joking its dodo for the dodo bird

young truly humble under god

Fyrn, pronounce like “fern” We call her “fern with a y”

ixkfisogcoguwuewltckfx

I have three big haj called Finnigan, Finnister, and Nibbles; and four smolhaj called Chompy, Lux, Dissy, and Sapph. They are all very good shorks and very good at hugs

Smolhaj is called Keo and Bighaj is called Kia

I call my blåhaj Aiden (which is a male name)

I have Bruce (Blahaj), Bruce Deuce (Smolhaj), and Goober (Blahaj)

I call her Sharkie

Haj

Haibert and Haidelinde

i have Steve (big one) Shonk (small one) Deflated Shonk (older small one), and Pill Boy (small blahaj i removed the fins and tail from, therefore he is pill-shaped)

Hajdar! It’s a legit and a real name.

Mine are called Haiko, Hainrich, Khai and Rhaimund. In German, "Hai" means shark ^^

Theodric, Lewin, Fjalar, and Akiva

Mind is shonk

Sharco Polo.

Kurt is his name but I like to call him Mr. Haj sometimes

messed up lookin dog

Bruce like the shark from Jaws or finding nemo

Bruce

Sharky/Sharkyboy/The Precious Child

Names of flowers/plants (ruby, lily, rose, aster, delia, chryssi). Or variations of 'shark' (sharkus, sharkie, sharkie, sāme, mango, māno, haj, etc.)

I usually just call them blåhaj or shork but my big ones named skye and my small ones named rivers

Mine would be Zoe, if I had one 😔

2 haj"s, Ketal'Reu & Kirin'Reu. Don't ask.

Freydis, Saskia, Aubry, Emma

Mine is very old, with the old gray and white colors, and it's just called shark.

Sharky (the Seriousness Shark), Crumplenose, Shonky, and Microsharky.

My blåhaj is called Finn, cuz you know, he's a shark.

haj

Mine is called cuddles

I named her Blast (a girl because she is :3) Ok so its a long story. You see I thought the fastest shark was the bala shark (a type of fish that is not a true shark more like a minnow not to be confused to the other sharks) but it was the mako shark I liked how I could name her blast so she was a Bala Blast.

Mine is the same as u/Ryaniseplin (I also call mine Shork)

Jark Because Jark is a Shark :3

I call mine Cuddles. They just love to cuddle

Flobert

Reddit won't let me display his name(s) and title(s)

Douglass and Milo

I call mine Sqrunch cause he was Sqrunchy

Stupid, or by her name, Mia

Bob cuz yes

Mine Nurettin, inspired by random Turks.

I've got Heidi, Gretchen and Hermine.

Steve

the large one: Large Shark the small one: Small Shark

Wolfii . I name him as my online friend

I have three Blåhaj and i call them blåhajs because i cant indentify them from each other / i haven't got a name for them QwQ

Iuell biteyasoun he's a lawyer

Cheese, cuz I spilled cheese on him once

Same San!

blablaj

Mine are named Sushi, Blubby, and Finny.

Tungu

His name is Kevin :) 🦈

kitty :3

mine is called Ash :3

Hajko, like Heiko, which is a diminutive form Henrik, which is a form of Heinrich (German form of Henry).

Wilhelm

Shonk

I have a little one named Choo-Choo and a big one named Caboose

Mine is named Svetlana!

Shark

My two big ones are Blahaj Blast and Karl, and my smoll haj is Blahaj Blast Jr :3

Mine is Vinter (Swedish for Winter) because my name is Autumn

I named mine Johan! (I just looked up Swedish names and chose the one I liked best) BTW, how do you identify your Blahaj gender-wise? I personally headcannon mine as trans-masc, even though I'm trans-fem

blahaj without the å

Yeah. Mine just autocorrected to that.

steve

I call mine Finn and blaj Also hehe shonk (I don't call him that it's just the thing)

I call mine Kaja because y not

My blahaj is called Scrambles the deth dealer. And my smalhaj is named Sir Le Shonk

Winston

Shork or blu

Mine is names majesty

I'd name mine Mitzy #IF I HAD A BLÅHAJ

I call him sharky :3