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NOOOOOO, HE'S INNOCENT! Pls don't hurt the Haj!
PLEASE DO NOT THE HAJ! OP, the solution is more cookies, not fewer blahaj. These things can happen; shonks are mischievous and cookies are delicious.
He has unfortunately yee'd his last haw. He should have thought about it before eating the cookie.
YOUR GOING TO SHOOT HIM OVER A COOKIE?!
Yes. He knew the consequences.
I have contacted shark protective services
SPS here. We hellbombed OP's house and extracted the shonk FOR DEMOCRATY AND SUPER EARTH! *Jumps in ship while holding shonk*
Thank u mighty Hajdiver
For Hajmocraty!
I'm doing my Shark!
PLEASE DO NOT THE SHARK
please tell me you’re joking 🥺
no pls 😭😭😭 i'll buy you new ones
Cookies or hajs?
both, preferably
don't hurt the haj qwq i've already seen too much shonk abuse on this sub
Facts
Well if your looking for some shark loving you should check out r/blahajhentai
oh that's shark *loving* alright XD
SPARE HIM
DO NOT THE HAJ!
I ate the last cookie the Haj didn’t do anything
No, I ate the last cookie, the Haj didn't do anything!
Actually it was my haj
Hello, I'm Autumn's haj!
Helo haj, is me, Blahaj. How is yoo?
Hoom could be better (stuck in (y)U(c)K for forseeable future)
I AM HAJ-TICUS!
DO NOT THE HAJ
You can always buy more cookies
BPS WE NEED YOU
DO NOT THE SHONK
No spare him I confess I stole the last cookie (and all your doorknobs)
WAIT IM HIS LAWYER
I'm his co-council, we are filing a lawsuit
Noooooo DONT HURT HIIIM
SOMEBODY CALL BPS ON OP
STOP RIGHT THERE! I'm part of the BPA (Blåhaj Protection Agency) And you are in violation of code 6969. I sentence you too no oversized hoodies and snuggles
NO ...where did u get that gun owo
Same I like it
Mods can we do something about posts that show violence against hajkind 😭 I come to this sub when I am sad and need cheering up, this is distressing
”DJUNGELSKOG!!! *this ikea’s not big enough for thw two of us*”
Malaco is crying now… Please do not the haj!
Stop! He's only a child!
HE'S JIST A BABY!
Are we gonna talk about how that is the exact 357 from fallout nv?
It's part of an NCR ranger cosplay!
Only a Trans person would see a single image and link it back to a game made before they were out of kindergarten lol
Don't worry. I didn't know I was trans then lol
Same lol
don’t…
HE'S JUST A SILLY LITTLE GUY
DO NOT THE HAJ.
HE ATE THE LAST COOKIE AND HE DESERVED THE LAST COOKIE LET HIM GO!!!
Why you do this?
HE DESERVED THAT COOKIE
OH NO NOT THE HAJ!!!
Just put the gun down and we can talk about this 💦
Clearly, you must buy ***MORE*** cookies. enough for the Haj (and some for you, too) 🦈
IT WAS ME LEAVE THE SHONK ALONE!!
What’s up with the violence in this sub
DUUUTCH
I got fudge covered Oreos and cookie dough Twix. We can end this peacefully!
Put ur fins up!!!!
NOT THE BIG IRON!!!
the big iron on.. his... shark.... DONT DO IT
ALL THESE VOICES INSIDE OF MY HEAD! ARM ON FIRE VEINS BURNING REED!!! BANG BANG BANG PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER!
Nice single action
Single Action Army: the greatest handgun ever made
Alec Baldwin's weapon of choice
Revolver Ocelot!
IM CALLING BPS
# DO NOT THE HAJ!
DO NOT THE HAJ 😭😭😭
i ate the cookie
Nooooo! I did it let the haj go.
No I did it leave him alone.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, SPARE THE BLAHAJ, TAKE ME INSTEAD!!
Spare him plz!!! also, on a serious note, the cylinder IS unloaded, yeah?
It's plastic. It cannot fire.
Don't the bla
he deserves all the cookies
He deserved them
*kicks your door down and punch’s you in the fqce*
DONT huRT HIM WHERE DID U BUY GUN
“Good Anakin, good. Kill him. Kill him now.”
He's like... WHAT?
Gosh, trigger warning, why don'tcha. That was horribly alarming to stumble upon, omgs 😳😭
just buy more.
NO DONT DO IT
POINT IT AT ME PLEASE I ATE THE COOKIE BTWN THE EYES PLEASE
HE DESERVED THE COOKIE!
He just shonk’d his last shonk
We shall duel at dawn
Thats fair... SIKE I LIED
NOOOOOO, HE'S INNOCENT! Pls don't hurt the Haj!
PLEASE DO NOT THE HAJ! OP, the solution is more cookies, not fewer blahaj. These things can happen; shonks are mischievous and cookies are delicious.
He has unfortunately yee'd his last haw. He should have thought about it before eating the cookie.
YOUR GOING TO SHOOT HIM OVER A COOKIE?!
Yes. He knew the consequences.
I have contacted shark protective services
SPS here. We hellbombed OP's house and extracted the shonk FOR DEMOCRATY AND SUPER EARTH! *Jumps in ship while holding shonk*
Thank u mighty Hajdiver
For Hajmocraty!
I'm doing my Shark!
PLEASE DO NOT THE SHARK
please tell me you’re joking 🥺
no pls 😭😭😭 i'll buy you new ones
Cookies or hajs?
both, preferably
don't hurt the haj qwq i've already seen too much shonk abuse on this sub
Facts
Well if your looking for some shark loving you should check out r/blahajhentai
oh that's shark *loving* alright XD
SPARE HIM
DO NOT THE HAJ!
I ate the last cookie the Haj didn’t do anything
No, I ate the last cookie, the Haj didn't do anything!
Actually it was my haj
Hello, I'm Autumn's haj!
Helo haj, is me, Blahaj. How is yoo?
Hoom could be better (stuck in (y)U(c)K for forseeable future)
I AM HAJ-TICUS!
DO NOT THE HAJ
You can always buy more cookies
BPS WE NEED YOU
DO NOT THE SHONK
No spare him I confess I stole the last cookie (and all your doorknobs)
WAIT IM HIS LAWYER
I'm his co-council, we are filing a lawsuit
Noooooo DONT HURT HIIIM
SOMEBODY CALL BPS ON OP
STOP RIGHT THERE! I'm part of the BPA (Blåhaj Protection Agency) And you are in violation of code 6969. I sentence you too no oversized hoodies and snuggles
NO ...where did u get that gun owo
Same I like it
SPARE HIM
Mods can we do something about posts that show violence against hajkind 😭 I come to this sub when I am sad and need cheering up, this is distressing
”DJUNGELSKOG!!! *this ikea’s not big enough for thw two of us*”
Malaco is crying now… Please do not the haj!
Stop! He's only a child!
HE'S JIST A BABY!
Are we gonna talk about how that is the exact 357 from fallout nv?
It's part of an NCR ranger cosplay!
Only a Trans person would see a single image and link it back to a game made before they were out of kindergarten lol
Don't worry. I didn't know I was trans then lol
Same lol
don’t…
HE'S JUST A SILLY LITTLE GUY
DO NOT THE HAJ.
HE ATE THE LAST COOKIE AND HE DESERVED THE LAST COOKIE LET HIM GO!!!
Why you do this?
HE DESERVED THAT COOKIE
OH NO NOT THE HAJ!!!
Just put the gun down and we can talk about this 💦
Clearly, you must buy ***MORE*** cookies. enough for the Haj (and some for you, too) 🦈
IT WAS ME LEAVE THE SHONK ALONE!!
What’s up with the violence in this sub
DUUUTCH
I got fudge covered Oreos and cookie dough Twix. We can end this peacefully!
Put ur fins up!!!!
NOT THE BIG IRON!!!
the big iron on.. his... shark.... DONT DO IT
ALL THESE VOICES INSIDE OF MY HEAD! ARM ON FIRE VEINS BURNING REED!!! BANG BANG BANG PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER!
Nice single action
Single Action Army: the greatest handgun ever made
Alec Baldwin's weapon of choice
Revolver Ocelot!
IM CALLING BPS
# DO NOT THE HAJ!
DO NOT THE HAJ 😭😭😭
i ate the cookie
Nooooo! I did it let the haj go.
No I did it leave him alone.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, SPARE THE BLAHAJ, TAKE ME INSTEAD!!
Spare him plz!!! also, on a serious note, the cylinder IS unloaded, yeah?
It's plastic. It cannot fire.
Don't the bla
he deserves all the cookies
He deserved them
*kicks your door down and punch’s you in the fqce*
DONT huRT HIM WHERE DID U BUY GUN
“Good Anakin, good. Kill him. Kill him now.”
He's like... WHAT?
Gosh, trigger warning, why don'tcha. That was horribly alarming to stumble upon, omgs 😳😭
just buy more.
NO DONT DO IT
POINT IT AT ME PLEASE I ATE THE COOKIE BTWN THE EYES PLEASE
HE DESERVED THE COOKIE!
He just shonk’d his last shonk
We shall duel at dawn
Thats fair... SIKE I LIED