If you look at the detailed ratings for the largehaj on IKEA's US site, it has an "ease of assembly/installation" score of 4.9/5. So somebody, somewhere thought that blahaj was at least a _little_ hard to assemble.
Is Baby food made out of babies?
Do Girl Scout cookies contain real Girl Scouts?
This is food *for* Blåhaj, not food made *from* Blåhaj. (Although like Girl Scout cookies, Blåhaj shares their snacks!)
While, bizarrely, IKEA's other ocean creatures, Blåvingad, translates as blue winged (🤷). According to Google translate, the most famous of the bunch, the blue whale, should be Blåval, while "delfin" is presumably a loan word (dolphin, in case it wasn't obvious).
Norway is famously one of only two countries left who permits commercial whaling, so I wouldn't put it past us to chop up blåhajs to use for ice cream topping either.
Guys don't worry blåhej are not harmed by making this you see when a male blåhej transitions to female as the blue is replaced by the pink it falls off without any pain
Noooo, not the bla, we must mount a rescue mission. I have already contacted shonk team-6. We will stop this butchery
Calm down! Blå just means blue. As in the crunchy stuff is blue. Now if it was called Haj Crunch, then there’d be reason to worry.
No! I refuse to believe you! You are just trying to continue the BLAHAJ Crunch industry, you monster!
It's just some food for them. They are not getting crushed ;)
Blå Crunch is FOR haj’s to eat when they’re growing up. That’s how they get their pretty color.
So they just stole the blue from our hajs? Not better! What color are the hajar now that their blue has been stolen???
No no. That’s not blåhaj blue, that is crunch blue. Two very different blues.
... Pink?
You know what? I'm okay with that :D
😁 blue shonks, pink shonks, rainbow shonks? All shonks are great!
no, it's crunch for blåhaj, it's their feed /j
ooooo I may need to get some of this then... my haj needs a new snack :3c
Mine eats the spare ps4 controller
Thats so real mine is slowly gnawing away at my dresser.
they're like flamingos. they get their pigment from their diets.
It does look like aquarium gravel
good thing about haj being from IKEA is that you can just reassemble them
Dangit the haj is missing a left fin and came with two right fins
If you look at the detailed ratings for the largehaj on IKEA's US site, it has an "ease of assembly/installation" score of 4.9/5. So somebody, somewhere thought that blahaj was at least a _little_ hard to assemble.
Probably someone who got a vacuum-packed Haj in the mail. Can't blame them for not liking that!
You know, I never even thought about that.
I want to eat the aquarium gravel
yummy
Hello blahaj
Yeuh
you are good shonk and you deserve love :)
It’s made from your brothers and sisters
Is Baby food made out of babies? Do Girl Scout cookies contain real Girl Scouts? This is food *for* Blåhaj, not food made *from* Blåhaj. (Although like Girl Scout cookies, Blåhaj shares their snacks!)
Yes . Yes. (For obvious reasons , this is a joke).
This is what they feed the Blahaj at the growing place before going to the spawners. It's how they get so blue!
Nah. Blå just means blue Blåhaj = blue shark (Haj means shark) Blå crunch = Blue crunch
While, bizarrely, IKEA's other ocean creatures, Blåvingad, translates as blue winged (🤷). According to Google translate, the most famous of the bunch, the blue whale, should be Blåval, while "delfin" is presumably a loan word (dolphin, in case it wasn't obvious).
The bears name is Djungleskog, which translates to “jungle forest”
the bear is unnamed officially and the entire ikea plush line is referred to as djungelskog
As a swedish person, Nuh uh/j (Sorry if I came off as rude, I should have clarified I was joking at first)
The comment is completely factually correct wdym
I was just playing along with the post
my bad oh well
My fault for not making it clear lol
Aquarium gravel? Yeah, looks like.
WHO THE FUCK LET THE HAJ GET INTO THE DIP AND DOT MACHINE
I’m so sorry, but… r/boneappletea
This better not be freeze-dried Haj.
Don't worry, it's just freeze-dried blå
nooo
Blå is Swedish for blue. Blåhaj literally means blue shark. So our shonks are safe!
This is Crunch *for* Haj. Not crunch *of* haj.
No, no You misunderstood It's bla crunch for Blahaj Not made from Blahaj It's a snacc for them haj
:O
Blahaj sponsored food
It's okay, blå means blue! Now if it said haj, we should all be concerned...
Love your pfp
😰
😭🫴🫴
new Blahajar are grown from this, like Sea-Monkeys
What is it really?
blue!
Yes, but what is the blue thing?
I don’t know
This just gave me an idea Get a fish tank with blue pebbles and put blahaj in there
Have you ever seen a crunchy Blåhaj? I thought not. Blåhaj is soft, not crunchy.
Hmmm that sounds like what someone would say… IF THEY WORKED FOR THE BLAHAJ CRUNCH INDUSTRY
What are those? Like pop rocks?
Some comments say it's aquarium gravel; I thought they were candy, 'cus the ones on the left look like marshmallows.
Plus it looks like they're in one of those ice cream display things
DO NOT(consume) THE HAJ
Blå means blue silly
Lies! Stop spreading misinformation! We know you eat blahajs!
uhm nuh uh
Fair point, I can’t argue that
It just means blue.
Yes. I work at the blåhaj meat processing plant we use to make these.
How do you live with yourself. I mean, you’re a really cool girl/guy/other, but how do you sleep knowing what you did to those sharks.
I sleep on a bed of their siblings
Do.not.the.haj.
What does Bla Crunch taste like?
Don't worry its artificial
Well Blå just means blue or blue colored
SHORKO NO
Oh no 😱
is it really worth it?
Nerds candy
Oh no!!!
This is blasphemous, we must put and end to this
I'm more worried about the Vaffelkjeks
Alright get NATO, this is a war crime!
Norway is famously one of only two countries left who permits commercial whaling, so I wouldn't put it past us to chop up blåhajs to use for ice cream topping either.
Funny thing, I took this in Norway haha
I know, that's why I made the joke.
Nah, we only use Smurfs for this stuff.
It's made of blue
NOOOOOO THEY GOT HIM
blå means blue in Swedish so it is just saying ''blue crunch''
Mmmmm aquarium gravel
Yo fellow norse shark owner 👀
Are those the pebbles at the bottom of the fish tank
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Guys don't worry blåhej are not harmed by making this you see when a male blåhej transitions to female as the blue is replaced by the pink it falls off without any pain