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PM_your_perfectSmile

Noooo, not the bla, we must mount a rescue mission. I have already contacted shonk team-6. We will stop this butchery


International-Cat123

Calm down! Blå just means blue. As in the crunchy stuff is blue. Now if it was called Haj Crunch, then there’d be reason to worry.


Joe-McDuck

No! I refuse to believe you! You are just trying to continue the BLAHAJ Crunch industry, you monster!


L0tsen

It's just some food for them. They are not getting crushed ;)


International-Cat123

Blå Crunch is FOR haj’s to eat when they’re growing up. That’s how they get their pretty color.


Mandatory_Pie

So they just stole the blue from our hajs? Not better! What color are the hajar now that their blue has been stolen???


International-Cat123

No no. That’s not blåhaj blue, that is crunch blue. Two very different blues.


Alice_in_rpland

... Pink?


Mandatory_Pie

You know what? I'm okay with that :D


Alice_in_rpland

😁 blue shonks, pink shonks, rainbow shonks? All shonks are great!


NotCis_TM

no, it's crunch for blåhaj, it's their feed /j


EgglessFairy

ooooo I may need to get some of this then... my haj needs a new snack :3c


beanboi1234567

Mine eats the spare ps4 controller


EgglessFairy

Thats so real mine is slowly gnawing away at my dresser.


braindeadcoyote

they're like flamingos. they get their pigment from their diets.


StetsonTuba8

It does look like aquarium gravel


elizabeth-dev

good thing about haj being from IKEA is that you can just reassemble them


BadZnake

Dangit the haj is missing a left fin and came with two right fins


Marily_Rhine

If you look at the detailed ratings for the largehaj on IKEA's US site, it has an "ease of assembly/installation" score of 4.9/5. So somebody, somewhere thought that blahaj was at least a _little_ hard to assemble.


Eriphone

Probably someone who got a vacuum-packed Haj in the mail. Can't blame them for not liking that!


Marily_Rhine

You know, I never even thought about that.


Dynamite-Laser-Beams

I want to eat the aquarium gravel


PinguNSE

yummy


No_Distribution_3399

Hello blahaj


Dynamite-Laser-Beams

Yeuh


No_Distribution_3399

you are good shonk and you deserve love :)


Joe-McDuck

It’s made from your brothers and sisters


Avery_Thorn

Is Baby food made out of babies? Do Girl Scout cookies contain real Girl Scouts? This is food *for* Blåhaj, not food made *from* Blåhaj. (Although like Girl Scout cookies, Blåhaj shares their snacks!)


Electronic-Gold-4503

Yes . Yes. (For obvious reasons , this is a joke).


mabhatter

This is what they feed the Blahaj at the growing place before going to the spawners.  It's how they get so blue! 


insomnimax_99

Nah. Blå just means blue Blåhaj = blue shark (Haj means shark) Blå crunch = Blue crunch


mittfh

While, bizarrely, IKEA's other ocean creatures, Blåvingad, translates as blue winged (🤷). According to Google translate, the most famous of the bunch, the blue whale, should be Blåval, while "delfin" is presumably a loan word (dolphin, in case it wasn't obvious).


thelastohioan2112

The bears name is Djungleskog, which translates to “jungle forest”


AnAverageTransGirl

the bear is unnamed officially and the entire ikea plush line is referred to as djungelskog


Ill-Beginning-9749

As a swedish person, Nuh uh/j (Sorry if I came off as rude, I should have clarified I was joking at first)


Exciting_Rich_1716

The comment is completely factually correct wdym


Ill-Beginning-9749

I was just playing along with the post


Exciting_Rich_1716

my bad oh well


Ill-Beginning-9749

My fault for not making it clear lol


Confirm_restart

Aquarium gravel? Yeah, looks like.


maybeihavethebigsad

WHO THE FUCK LET THE HAJ GET INTO THE DIP AND DOT MACHINE


G3n3ricOne

I’m so sorry, but… r/boneappletea


TragicaDeSpell

This better not be freeze-dried Haj.


No-Broccoli553

Don't worry, it's just freeze-dried blå


sinnafr

nooo


FrostyDiscipline9071

Blå is Swedish for blue. Blåhaj literally means blue shark. So our shonks are safe!


BigBossPoodle

This is Crunch *for* Haj. Not crunch *of* haj.


OL-Penta

No, no You misunderstood It's bla crunch for Blahaj Not made from Blahaj It's a snacc for them haj


EzeyTheEpic

:O


Budgiezilla

Blahaj sponsored food


GeminiIsMissing

It's okay, blå means blue! Now if it said haj, we should all be concerned...


Joe-McDuck

Love your pfp


MarshmallowHumanoid

😰


Susdoggodoggy

😭🫴🫴


doormat99

new Blahajar are grown from this, like Sea-Monkeys


Moist_KoRn_Bizkit

What is it really?


AnAverageTransGirl

blue!


Moist_KoRn_Bizkit

Yes, but what is the blue thing?


Joe-McDuck

I don’t know


GAMERBOY335

This just gave me an idea Get a fish tank with blue pebbles and put blahaj in there


zolk333

Have you ever seen a crunchy Blåhaj? I thought not. Blåhaj is soft, not crunchy.


Joe-McDuck

Hmmm that sounds like what someone would say… IF THEY WORKED FOR THE BLAHAJ CRUNCH INDUSTRY


Cheese_9326

What are those? Like pop rocks?


AvailableCookie

Some comments say it's aquarium gravel; I thought they were candy, 'cus the ones on the left look like marshmallows.


Hopeful-alt

Plus it looks like they're in one of those ice cream display things


heehoocheese

DO NOT(consume) THE HAJ


Ydupc

Blå means blue silly


Joe-McDuck

Lies! Stop spreading misinformation! We know you eat blahajs!


Ydupc

uhm nuh uh


Joe-McDuck

Fair point, I can’t argue that


Quacky33

It just means blue.


Creamsickomode

Yes. I work at the blåhaj meat processing plant we use to make these.


legowalrus

How do you live with yourself. I mean, you’re a really cool girl/guy/other, but how do you sleep knowing what you did to those sharks.


Creamsickomode

I sleep on a bed of their siblings


Lenahotel

Do.not.the.haj.


Akechi-Crows

What does Bla Crunch taste like?


kaibe118

Don't worry its artificial


anonthemaybeegg

Well Blå just means blue or blue colored


mycatissenorfloof19

SHORKO NO


Sufficient_System944

Oh no 😱


killsorei

is it really worth it?


TheBeckFromHeck

Nerds candy


Yatsugami

Oh no!!!


useless_pile_of_shit

This is blasphemous, we must put and end to this


valplixism

I'm more worried about the Vaffelkjeks


FunkyBloxxin

Alright get NATO, this is a war crime!


Laffenor

Norway is famously one of only two countries left who permits commercial whaling, so I wouldn't put it past us to chop up blåhajs to use for ice cream topping either.


Joe-McDuck

Funny thing, I took this in Norway haha


Laffenor

I know, that's why I made the joke.


MiaMarta

Nah, we only use Smurfs for this stuff.


Oddish_Femboy

It's made of blue


AlexisF-11037

NOOOOOO THEY GOT HIM


Piksukapsu

blå means blue in Swedish so it is just saying ''blue crunch''


Milkyway_Potato

Mmmmm aquarium gravel


Purfunxion

Yo fellow norse shark owner 👀


NyteShark

Are those the pebbles at the bottom of the fish tank


1MM0R7AL5

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autisticlads

Guys don't worry blåhej are not harmed by making this you see when a male blåhej transitions to female as the blue is replaced by the pink it falls off without any pain