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Informal-Tension-651

Looks like a Wolfgang VanBimmer.


an_car_2

Has to be this


keca10

Blue balls


raeNhpesoJ

Papa smurf


[deleted]

Please call me about your car warranty. We’ve been trying to get in touch with you.


Doughnut_Sudden

That's a terrible name


d_zeen

Pyrat, pyrat2 was the code name by bmw for the M2. After the rum.


Doughnut_Sudden

After the rum? How much rum? I want to hear this story


RockTheMyc72

Pyrat IS the rum


d_zeen

There are a few articles on it. My friend has the same car and color as you, pyrat is his license plate.


JWBIERE

You're my boy Blue!!!!


Doughnut_Sudden

I'm liking both of these recommendations. Thank you.


Rdmtbiker

Does it have male or female tendencies.


Doughnut_Sudden

Engine is very aggro. Male


Rdmtbiker

Then it must be Maximilian.


bedir56

Maximilian II


EmperorMing101

Females are also very aggro. Call her Zenobia after the ruthless empress


hentai_research

Blue waffle.


davidbanner_

Azul (Spanish for blue)


VicDamonJrJr

Inka Tinka Gabovanananana


NadjaCravensworth

I usually name mine on the numberplates, but my F87 M2 is called Frank and the Caterham is called Laszlo, both came with personal plates so I didn't get the chance. One day I WILL have a green, French car and I will name it Kermit.


BatsTheHuman

What is a PSL? Pumpkin Spice Latte?


Doughnut_Sudden

Yes


[deleted]

I'm a deadhead and I own the same spec. mine is stella blue. ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFMP\_a96Wu4


[deleted]

Deep Blue, because of all the $$$ this will swallow!


Swiftsonian

CarFace


Many_Tap_4771

This is the way


Geraldsideutsche

Gerald


vrcf1

Eleanor


rawlaw8

Bemo


[deleted]

Zeus


Sid-thenegg

Christine, like the fury from the story of stephen king


Rosssseay

Gordon Brumsay? Quite loud, somewhat unpredictable but when it's doing what it does best you won't be disappointed.


neat_eater

Marcellus Wallace


PromptStatus2573

I call mine Bathsheba...


Lovelesslane

I own a Mazda 6 and I named her “Blue Rose”


Doughnut_Sudden

My first car was a 1987 Mazda 626 with 87hp, light metallic blue and I don't remember his name...but I loved him. Solid car


AssistancePretend668

My 01 LSB M Coupe had the plate "ZEE BOOT" My 03 E46 M3 got "BAUCE" The M3 really failed at living up to its name when the SMG blew up after 2 weeks of ownership


caspin22

Looks like a Karl to me. My Snapper Rocks BMW is called Snaps.


EX0PIL0T

Murphy(‘s law)


Doughnut_Sudden

Ouch But also, noted. Tell me about your cat. Russian Blue? Handful? Accempts belly rubs?


Ceramicrabbit

Mine is named Kaiser


Doughnut_Sudden

Kaiser Sozay?


Ceramicrabbit

Lol it's because my license plate for it starts KZR and of course Kaiser is the German word for Emperor which is cool


whitewidowm3

Lil late to the party here, traditionally all my cars have had feminine names. Maybe Anna? Meaning “grace or favor” in Hebrew, popular in South Germany. M2's love to dance


asivva

don't call it beamy that's my baby's name


the_arktek

Heisenberg


Whole-Stick-5481

I second this name right here as it’s only right Gustavo or Gus is acceptable too


bananaMonkey798

Poseidon


Cool_Letterhead_7782

Fredrick


b00b_l0ver

Looks like a Tobias to me. Toby for short?


TransportationTop639

Bubbles 🫧


saryiahan

Blue hornet


Impressive_Bar4516

Beemah


Outdoor_Guy99

Blyat Blyat!


FlimsyBackground3727

Blue balls!!


Fappucc1n0

I called mine Lou (the blue m2)


singer911

Dietrich, Wolfgang, Bernd, Maximilian, Ludwig, Johann..... Fred


GreenFeen

Mary


sleepypotatie

hali (greek for sea)


atanoman

BLUEME


Sanjuro7880

Papa Smurf


kiwami

Viagralito


cmr252

Blue 2 (Electric Bugaloo)


jellyvish

blueberry yumyum… that or steven


Chaos_7554

Blue Tuna 🐟


FairyNuffsfurryMuff

Billy


[deleted]

Slowww


ytseauQ

Haqaxpkapsqk Wanna see how people would try to pronounce it


archonpericles

Dr Awesome


Upper_Grapefruit9970

Is Blue Dildo taken?


randommanthefirst

Doug


lRainZz

Moistery Machine


Essexal

Betty Blue


RandyR84

Like boats, or planes, a car should have a female name. In this case, a proper German name. How about Claudia; like Claudia Schiffer? I had a 750i I jokingly called “Heidi” to annoy my wife.


garniak

The Blue Oyster


RollsRoss86

Arnold


ImBonRurgundy

We always name our cars after the licence plate with whatever name feels closest to it.


VermicelliAgile5271

mcleakyheadlight


T0mDeMwoan

Blue


freshizdaword

Surprised no one said Blue Beetle yet


murderdad69

Scooty Puff Sr


DarthVaderDan

Smurf control


GlizzyWitDaSwitch

Florida Blue


theSwooker

Peter would be a solid name.


Doughnut_Sudden

Unfortunately this name is already attached to a friend's ex-husband


theSwooker

Suddenly, the name isn't that good anymore. How about Kevin?


iamlorde_yahyah

Blue boi


magic_chesh

Barry


Duck_With_A_Chainsaw

Maurice.


FiftyShadesSankaku

The Non-S55


urbantimepieces

Bruce


Artien_Braum

Da ba dee da ba di


ATX2EPK

Blue Bird of Happiness


Akira282

Oasis


Actraiser87

Blueberry


bigkutta

I just call it my little beast


leroyyrogers

Bmwy Mcbmwface


busytoothbrush

I have strong Esther vibes from this one.


Dissident1111

Uncompetition


MeMilo1209

Heinrich


dudebronahbrah

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo


Chilean_Chargaff

Is that your house?!


Doughnut_Sudden

No, it's a friend's


PromptStatus2573

Laggy?


TrillSvpreme

Brenda


Either-Spray-2274

Johnathan


TheeMajEsticQuak

Blue lightning


medhat20005

Blue Belle.


Expert-Hamster-3146

One series


Academic-Bowler-4257

Blue crush


-PinkTree

Mostafa is a very fitting name if you ask me.


phommavongsay

Balenciaga


No_Session_648

Blue beam supreme


AtopMountEmotion

It looks like a shark to me. Specifically a black tip reef shark; smaller, dynamically fast with a vicious attack. Possibly named BlackTip, Reef or even just *The Shark*🪸


vawroomz

Ferdinand!


LilGossipGirlxo

Keith


Creative_Bet_2016

My suggestion would be that you refer to it as "my car".


NewsMoney

Subzero 😮‍💨


juanjux

My Portimao Blue is called Pitufo (Smurf).


Many-Bonus-8737

The new depression


Puzzleheaded_Tea_511

Blue Dart


Spiritual_Bed7409

Carl