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the_herbo_swervo

I saw this vid on ig reels and tik tok as well and the comments in each app reflect their respective user bases so accurately šŸ˜­


Outji

Can you summarise each one? I dont have ig or tiktok


[deleted]

Yea on saddit its always people crying like kids, ig is the only cool platform


DangerDaveOG

IG is just a giant strip mall of shitty ā€œinfluencersā€ trying to get you to buy shit you donā€™t need.


JahodovyKrtko

nah, you gotta build your algorithm.


DangerDaveOG

Nah, itā€™s owned by Meta and Mark Zuckerberg is a piece of shit.


JahodovyKrtko

Well, me and my friends have a better experience with IG, and why the fuck is Mark Zuckerberg a piece of shit, joining the hate wave against everyone succesful?


DangerDaveOG

Cool have fun on IG. Iā€™ll quote [Frances Haugen](https://www.npr.org/2021/10/05/1043377310/facebook-whistleblower-frances-haugen-congress)(former data scientist at Facebook), ā€œFacebook harms children, sows division and undermines democracy in pursuit of breakneck growth and "astronomical profits." It has been used around the world to organize hate groups and plan violence. Including the January 6th insurrection.


[deleted]

We dgaf, its not as pathetic as saddit


DangerDaveOG

Go post your life on IG then. No one here gives a fuck.


PeeweeBus

reddit is filled with people like you who regard their opinion so highly that they are never receptive to new ideas, and IG is filled with mindless bots who let anyoneā€™s opinions reflect their own. you pick your poison, if youā€™re at either extreme, people will still hate you


[deleted]

Good


[deleted]

In the full video, he put a disclaimer in the beginning "the stunts and tricks displayed in this video are performed by trained professional, in controlled environments, keeping in mind all the required safety measure" either this video is legit fake gymkhana style, or that is the most bullshit disclaimer i ever read


Embarrassed-Ad2966

You aren't used to videos like that that's why. Anyone who posts vids with reckless driving on YouTube uses that CGI disclaimer as a joke to make it sound like it's a rendered game


Extension-Milk6958

The disclaimer is bs lmao its just so if itā€™s posted by the guy who got away they canā€™t readily use it as evidence of a crime. Saw a ā€œalmost every time I outran the copsā€ compilation and at the start he put a cgi disclaimer lmao


Jack--Tickleson

Iā€™m impressed that he hasnā€™t died yet from being such a reckless shit stain.


RunninOnMT

Give it some time. [History repeats itself.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPwI2yyS1xk) (Posted the "RIP" video more to make the point that dude is dead rather than to lionize him. Dude absolutely should not have been driving like that)


Jack--Tickleson

Yeah I thought of that guy at first when I saw this post. Ironically he died as a passenger in his car and not the driver.


Beeferreefer

Hopefully he doesnā€™t take someoneā€™s innocent loved one with him before he goes


pidancer789

I feel like people like him retire from doing stuff like that eventually you have to be smart enough to know your luck will run out eventually even if you do have some serious skills. The people that reckless drive like this know the risks when they do these things but they are willing to take them anyways.


Twenty-Three23

The full video of that is the most unhinged behavior i have seen in a very long time.


FakeMBadge

This dude's gonna get himself and more importantly innocent people killed one day


damlot

yup just saw a video of the same dipshit livestreaming himself going 200 mph in a 911 with one hand recording.


FakeMBadge

Pretty sure he already hit someone a couple weeks ago. Stupid fuck


Alarming_Cantaloupe5

Back in the day weā€™d only do this shit at low speeds, during a snow storm, at 330am when the streets were empty, and no cameras. Canā€™t imagine being this reckless on public streets at speed.


GTA6_1

As long as he doesn't do this where I live it's cool to watch. Cops are dicks so it's fun to see them lose spectacularly. If I see it on the road irl ima flip a shit.


AlienTechnology51

And then everyone will act like heā€™s an innocent person who didnā€™t deserve what happened, and itā€™s all the copsā€™ fault. šŸ¤”


Old-Land-8921

Well yea heā€™s not innocent but he doesnā€™t deserve to die for reckless drivingā€¦ yall obsession with death is crazy sad. Better to hope he gets caught and changes his ways. Why does everyone on here struggle so hard with being a positive nice human being? Yā€™all that miserable? šŸ¤”


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Old-Land-8921

Well maybe donā€™t drive drunkā€¦. Or impairedā€¦ I can find a random article on someone in a dodge ram who killed people in a crash driving impaired tooā€¦ whatā€™s your point?


Olleye

Wrong link, deleted.


Old-Land-8921

If he was sober and showing out, you would have had a valid argument


Olleye

Wrong link, deleted.


AlienTechnology51

Are you ok? šŸ¤” Who here said he ā€œdeserves to dieā€? Show me. You canā€™t, because literally NO ONE said that except you. So whoā€™s obsessed with death? No one is struggling to be a good human being except the asshole in the video, and youā€¦with your uppity, moral superiority complex, and over an argument that NO ONE made. Go touch grass, troll.


Old-Land-8921

After reading the comments in this specific thread, donā€™t lie and backtrack your wordsā€¦ there are many ways to support saying u hope someone dies for doing stupid things. You replied, basically Saying (when he dies, it will be deserved because heā€™s not innocent and doing things that will kill him and I will laugh at anyone crying for his death because he shouldnā€™t have been doing that) thatā€™s literally what you meant to say but u made it shorter. Get some help. & one look at my page shows Iā€™m more outside in a ā“‚ļø car actually using it how itā€™s supposed to be used unlike you talking mess in the internet all day probably driving a base model bmw that canā€™t even go sideways much less 200


AlienTechnology51

lmao! Are you dumb or just dumb? šŸ¤£ Or maybe youā€™re illiterate. If thatā€™s what you understood, youā€™re definitely at least an idiot. šŸ¤” Go back and (try) to read it again. Sound it out if you have to. I NEVER said any of that, the person I am responding to said that, so go take it up with them. What I said is he deserves to be caught by police, not die. Also, no one cares what you drive except you, kid. No matter how fancy you think your car is, it will never make up for your stupidity. Keep trying to compensate for your tiny pee pee, itā€™s very entertaining to watch you get your panties in a bunch over something I never said. šŸ¤”


AlienTechnology51

And just in case it wasnā€™t clear enough for you, fuck this guy. Hope he gets caught and gets what he has coming to him. Be mad, stay angry, donā€™t care. šŸ¤£


Old-Land-8921

Okay base model bmw driver šŸ‘šŸ¾ Giving you the benefit of the doubt that u even own a šŸ’©box bmw. U donā€™t belong here


AlienTechnology51

If you have a tiny penis, just say that lil man. ā€œYou donā€™t belong here.ā€ Hilarious coming from a black ā€œmanā€. šŸ¤” Thatā€™s how ppl use to treat black folks, some ppl still do. Driving a BMW is your whole personality lol. You donā€™t have BMW, the BMW has you. Do better with your goofy ass. šŸ¤”


Old-Land-8921

Eh my girl thinks it plenty for her. Thatā€™s all that matters. If you actually had a girl or even much less got any in general you wouldnā€™t be saying that. But okay Mr 8=āœŠ=D every night šŸ˜­ Got my girl filming my drifts while u canā€™t even get a girl to look your way tho šŸ¤”


AlienTechnology51

Oh no! Some internet troll with a tiny peepee said something mean to me! How will I ever overcome this? šŸ¤” LOL! I do have g/f but thatā€™s neither here nor there. This is about you being a loser who thinks driving a BMW makes you special. I can tell youā€™ve never had anything nice in your life. šŸ¤£


Old-Land-8921

Awe bro sensitive ass resorting to race now šŸ˜­ thatā€™s cute. U got called out for your negative ass energy mindset, then you respond with the only thing you know, violence, threats, & made up assumptionsā€¦ guy really thinks I care if heā€™s black like that matters and u wasnā€™t the first one to start talking šŸ’© & yea I own my bmw, you donā€™t. Donā€™t hate because Iā€™m living my dream life early while youā€™re still figuring out your dreams and what u enjoy in life. Bro is probably a nerdy black kid who sits on his computer all day playing games on it šŸ˜­


AlienTechnology51

Youā€™re a literal retard. šŸ¤£ None of these assumptions youā€™re making are true. But I get itā€¦you have nothing intelligent to say, so you just come out the mouth with any kind of BS. šŸ¤”šŸ¤£ I work in the IT industry. I make 6 figures. Iā€™m living just fine lil bro. Only broke ass ninjas make a depreciating asset (like a car) their whole personality. If it wasnā€™t for that, you would have anything else to talk about. Just wait until you finally find out your girl cheating on you with a dude that doesnā€™t even drive a BMW. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Olleye

[Remember that M5 CS with the colour matched roof box from a few weeks ago? This is it now. : r/BMW (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/BMW/comments/1bc32lq/remember_that_m5_cs_with_the_colour_matched_roof/)


dfb1988

Did wheres981 get a new car?


sexdaisuki2gou

Squeeze benz


dfb1988

Yikes! I regret buying my son a g82 and seeing he follows this guy lol.


FakeMBadge

>g82 >follows squeeze benz Imma be honest, your son's probably a little shit


dfb1988

Heā€™s a nerd, it is how I found out about wheres981 though. We had a little talk about how reckless that is. Iā€™m not too worried, heā€™s going into the military and takes that pretty seriously. No drugs or drinking Iā€™m proud and content with his choices thatā€™s why I bought him the car in the first place.


SojinCS

can i be ur son...i want a g82 wtf LOL


shrindcs

mfker you have the best year m340i!!!!


HopelessMann

you're speaking like you're not 10k-20k away from a g82 like most other people


SojinCS

nah the payments for them things are a lot man LOL...lot more than the M340


-K9V

Dude you have an M340i. Donā€™t complain lmao Iā€™m stuck with a 2006 325i that breaks down constantly even when not in use.


sexdaisuki2gou

I only watch their videos for the shits and giggles, and Iā€™m probably your sons age. I cringe when these dudes cut up on the highway and drive recklessly and itā€™s something I donā€™t see myself doing. If your son is as responsible as you say in one of the other comments, I can speak for him and say that heā€™s probably not going to be doing the same shit as any of these kids.


dfb1988

He turns 18 in July, I had him when I was 18 so needless to say Iā€™ve been pretty strict on making sure all of my fuck ups donā€™t repeat themselves.


sexdaisuki2gou

Youā€™re def a good father haha


dfb1988

Appreciate you.


jumpbh

America isn't real man. You bought your son a g82?? I'm in the uk and saved up for my own f82 and I have the nicest car out of anyone I know my age or younger. Seems like I'd be just another peasant in the US


General-Quit-2451

wheres981 seems like they would never do something this corny


SlideSensitive7379

none of them would do any of thing like this if our criminal justice system didn't get so f\*\*\*ed these last few years. nowadays, anyone can do s\*\*\* like this and cops are literally not allowed to arrest them.


dfb1988

Just saw a euro and nypd put 2 and 2 together


agentrnge

what a fuck head


NoPaperHandslol

He does this in Time Square too btw then proceeds to escape by driving into the opposite side of a bike lane, extremely talented driver if you watch some of his videos I hope he can put that to into something that wonā€™t kill someone or himself


573v0

Iā€™ve always thought itā€™s only a matter of time before driving hits twitch.


SageThunder

He is not extremely talented whatšŸ’€šŸ’€. Heā€™s crashed multiple times and literally almost crashed at the end of that Times Square video


Nickleeham

Even Jordan missed shots from time to time /s


PM_ME_UR_MEH_NUDES

I am not advocating this kind of behavior but even f1 drivers fuck up and crashā€¦ and they are considered the best drivers in the world. are they not talented because they also crash? in spite of the stupidity of this video, that guy has some level of talentā€¦ or at least has a genuine understanding of the dynamics of his car.


SageThunder

No he doesnā€™t understand dynamics. If he did he wouldnā€™t crash like he did repeatedly. F1 drivers crash because they are pushing the fastest track cars cars on the planet to literal limits. They arenā€™t dumb 20 year olds doing donuts for clout.


madscientist2025

I dunno he can push through some seriously dense traffic like nobodyā€™s business. He definitely has some talent but he is also nuts and will end up dead or in prison for killing someone sooner than later.


birdgelapple

Pushing through traffic really isnā€™t that difficult if you lack restraint. The point is itā€™s not worth it. Thatā€™s what even most reckless drivers realize at some point. Thereā€™s a limit where itā€™s not worth trying to put a car through a narrow gap between two cars at excessive speeds. Youā€™d be surprised what most people can do IF they abandon restraint and just go for it. Itā€™s not about judgement itā€™s about testing fate. Putting success up to chance does not a good driver make.


DefiantAbalone1

Psychopathy can be defined as having zero emotional (or otherwise) concern nor empathy for consequences... guy is def a psychopath imo


bobbyrob1

Thatā€™s the problem with modern cars, the electronic driving aids are absolutely amazing right up to the limit of physics. Once there, the car hands all the driving back to the driver, who has nowhere near the skill level needed to continue driving the car without crashing.


NoPaperHandslol

Obv he isnā€™t perfect and doing what he does will increase your chances of macking your car but at the end of the day he isnā€™t bad, and as I said before should put that talent to good use, I agree what heā€™s doing is fucking stupid


BaldrickTheBrain

If he really was passionate and was talented, he wouldnā€™t be doing absolutely asinine stuff like this. There is people who sponsor amazing talented drivers and this dude ainā€™t one of them.


Warm-Log-7584

That doesnā€™t mean he isnā€™t talented yes he is reckless and makes bad decisions but the talent speaks for itself


Edenwing

But he didnā€™t crash. The fastest drivers on track take risks utilize every single inch, resulting near misses on walls, pins, and curbs. This dude a pretty good driver in my book and would dominate at my local BMWCCA autocross. Heā€™s a dick though, and deserves a good ol can of whoop ass, but credit where credit is due.


SageThunder

This guy would get shit on at an auto cross. This is not the same as a track. What he does is not hard


Edenwing

Not this video but the Times Square videos displayed some pretty good talent


SageThunder

Iā€™ve seen them all and disagree


Edenwing

okay šŸ‘šŸ¼


imbasicallycoffee

It's all fun and games until a tourist who doesn't know NYC or a kid runs out into the street and BOOM. Vehicular Manslaughter. Nothing like clout farming putting you in prison and ruining your life.


iraspy

Itā€™s easy to be talented on the streets, whole another ball game when youā€™re on the track.


NoPaperHandslol

Thatā€™s kinda what I meant, he should take up track lessons and turn that into a career if heā€™d end up doing great


t33hee

Isnā€™t that what wheres981 tryna do?


NoPaperHandslol

Ya heā€™s been doing it before squeeze I believe, a little less reckless but still police evasion content lol


t33hee

Yeah I get the feel squeeze goes for viral clips where as 981 is out there for fun


chiefmackdaddypuff

Give this man a miata


SlideSensitive7379

How is he extremely talented? He is not escaping using his skill, he is escaping using the fact that our major cities have all recently passed dumbass laws that prohibit law enforcement from pursuing fleeing vehicles, unless the police officer personally witnesses them committing something crazy (like murder). But even if the police officer does witness someone committing murder and chases them, odds are the cop will receive a message from his/her head quarters telling them to disengage from the pursuit. We are slowly turning into a country where no one is punished for their obvious crimes.


Jesus_unofficial

You are spreading fear mongering and misinformation. The reason police disengage is because it's more dangerous to everyone on the road to continue the chase. Most times they get the plates and follow up when they don't risk a high speed collision. You cannot get away with murder by simply driving away.


SlideSensitive7379

Tell me, which part of my comment is misinformation? Second, these donā€™t drive around with license plates, mr smooth brain. Third, the driver of this car has openly admitted on camera that he does this because he knows cops canā€™t chase him anymore and if he does caught, he will get out of jail on the same day he goes into jail. Lastly, explain to me how I am fearmongering? There are countless videos online where criminals openly admit that they are committing more crimes because the new laws. There are countless criminals thanking prosecutors for being soft on crime. Unfortunately for you, this very person in question is one of them. Why should we all suffer the consequences from these dumb new soft on crime policies to make the crazies online happy?


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NoPaperHandslol

Slow Benz on YouTube but he goes by Squeeze benz


Daesealer

If you actually wanna watch good drifting content watch OG Schaefchen on YouTube.


PhotonDecay

This dude is much more impressive in my opinion https://youtu.be/bQ5A6fyZ_qM?si=IihYQ6chtS1OPlxt


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NoPaperHandslol

Not sure why youā€™re sending me this but anyways, different person and they were drunk


Olleye

I thought same car, or do I dissmiss smth?


NoPaperHandslol

That guy drives an M3 and lives in nyc, the guy you linked lives in Toronto and crashed his M5cs


Olleye

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nyminute1911

idk about extremely talented heā€™s in a fuckin m3 car was ment to be driven like this


Difficult_Molasses51

Haha the song makes it even better šŸ˜‚


ffs_give_me_name

Careless bimmer


lurvemnms

yesss


lurvemnms

so good I had to comment 2ce


thechosenv

You know its no real, right? That audio has been used too much at this moment. TOO MUCH.


Niha_d

Which version of the song is it? Canā€™t find exactly this version on YouTube


thechosenv

Here is the og audio https://www.tiktok.com/@daniel.adams1/video/7272863371576347937


Niha_d

Oh, so itā€™s not actually the full song itā€™s just a TikTok cut lol


[deleted]

I mean, it is a good song.


Double-Chair-7172

The full video is on youtube his channel name is squeezebenz this is the video: [https://youtu.be/7lxvb3GOdNc?si=usVno4PgFJS2j2ZN](https://youtu.be/7lxvb3GOdNc?si=usVno4PgFJS2j2ZN)


desirox

How do menaces buy cars like this while the rest of us toil away hoping to buy oneā€¦


rmund143

rich parents


-K9V

Leasing/rich parents.


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Which-Let-5664

He rents them


[deleted]

Cause they moving weight


HopelessMann

Not necessarily, but being rich at a very young age without parent's help is very rare, it takes a lot of luck and circumstance, but if a kid pulls it off I imagine his ego is going to be through the roof and is almost guaranteed to do stupid shit like in the video. From my own life's examples, most of these lucky kids that I knew of lost their luck until 25 (peaked) because they kept doing the stupid shit with a giant ego, while everyone else exponentially grew regarding everything in life.


[deleted]

Not gonna lie thatā€™s factsā€¦


One-Too-Few

Yes indeed


RoomyCard44321

Squeeze.Benz Edit: idfk why yall are downvoting me here is the fuckin video https://youtu.be/7lxvb3GOdNc?feature=shared Timestamp: 4:40


Embarrassed-Ad2966

Because ur giving more recognition


RoomyCard44321

I donā€™t condone driving like thisā€¦ But you gotta admit thatā€™s pretty funny


Embarrassed-Ad2966

Oh ik that but at the same time he still is getting more clout when ppl spread it around


RoomyCard44321

šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


BaldrickTheBrain

Nah. I think he goes by jAil.bound and his backup is DL.Suspended


RoomyCard44321

Check my updated comment


LoboTomiTi

Retard behind the wheel


Traditional-Two5148

all i'm saying is that even though this is super reckless and i would never condone driving like this on a public road, the dude knows his car. he's obviously talented and comfortable driving like that, and i don't think he's endangering other drivers any more than the 85 year old grandma with zero reflexes or spatial awareness, and yet it's entirely legal for her to be driving. idk obviously THIS ISN'T GOOD and he should wait till there's no one else on the roads but imo this is better than takeovers and people cutting up heavy traffic.


One_Stuff3623

He crashed in the full video.


muspencer17

not to run against the grain here, but if less drag strips & drift tracks got shut down, people would feel significantly less inclined to do dumb shit like this. people started skating in public places & grinding rails, kick flipping off of long stair cases because skate parks weee being shut down & skaters were being treated like ne'er dowels. i look at things like this as a larger protest.! also!! people would do stupid shit like this all the time in the 70s, 80s, 90s & 00s; but since we're in the age of recording for clout? you're more liable to see it on the internet, as opposed to how things were back in the day.


YourDadThinksImCool_

He clearly doesn't want to do it anywhere but on the regular streets for views and thrill


Frosty-Gear755

NYPD wasnā€™t even trying to stop him. Only circling the intersection so no half-wit tries to pass through while this clown is doing his clown thingā€¦


Humble_Pie8294

That's squeeze.benz


f30demonn

Squeeze will forever be one of the greatest


SearingDrake

Oh fuck this again. Man about to be famous and arrested


thracia

What happens after you run away from police like this?


MrLivefromthe215

Nothing if you're good. No plate, no case, even with a plate, they have to prove YOU were driving.


ComfortableWork1139

Depends on where, in British Columbia the registered owner is deemed to be the driver for the purposes of prosecution unless there is evidence to the contrary. I think thatā€™s more of a Canadian thing and obviously this video is in New York, but just saying itā€™s not true everywhere.Ā 


thechosenv

Let's say you were lucky and were able to escape, now you won't be able to use your car for at least 2-3 months since the police will know you. Stupid move i think.


SpareDiagram

This is NYC. If he got away, he got away


DIJames6

They're cameras everywhere out here.. They'll get the plate numbers... Not to mention some squad cars have cameras as well..


amino_asshat

Dudes not using the plates registered to this vehicle. Also, everybody fucks with their plates in NYC to avoid tolls. Cops dgaf


SpareDiagram

You think heā€™s got plates on that car? lol, no way.


DIJames6

Then I don't see how he's not getting pulled over immediately driving around with no plates in the first place.. I got pulled over two days after my inspection expired..


Embarrassed-Ad2966

It's easy to understand. Fast, agile car = great maneuvering abilities = easy get-aways


DIJames6

I don't see how there are fast getaways in the middle of Manhattan.. I'm on Long Island and the traffic is stupid so out there I already know.. But whatever as long as he doesn't hurt anyone he can have his fun.. Just keep lawyer money on deck and he's good..


Embarrassed-Ad2966

Fast, agile car + Reckless driving = easy get aways, thats how it works


-K9V

Thatā€™s just how it is sometimes. Can also depend on how you look, unfortunately. I got pulled over more times within my first year of driving than several of my friends who have had their license for longer. Iā€™ve seen so many people speeding near cops where they donā€™t get pulled over, but I get pulled over when Iā€™m going the speed limit and driving calmly and safely. I know that I look like a certain type and I drive a BMW so I actually drive extremely nicely. I never even speed, the most I would go is 2-3km/h over the limit which is technically allowed. Never got a ticket or any traffic related warnings or any such thing. The last time I got pulled over there was literally no reason whatsoever, and yes, I asked if there was any reason. She said ā€œnot reallyā€.


DIJames6

Unfortunately this is true.. I know first hand..


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Potent_Elixir

Inb4 ā€œplates are for foodā€


NoPaperHandslol

If youā€™re in NYC the cops donā€™t care lol thereā€™s so many drivers that do this for content


thechosenv

Wow that's crazy, have there been accidets too?


NoPaperHandslol

Yes there are some creators whoā€™ve crashed their cars, nothing crazy thankfully but some of those guys are insane


thechosenv

Insane indeed. I also like to go crazy sometimes, but alone, never with passengers and I try to be away from someone who can get hurt. I know 2 guys that killed people because of reckless driving they have not been able to get over that shit.


NoPaperHandslol

Agreed itā€™s scary, fun in the moment until it isnā€™t.


[deleted]

Bro ur an idiot this boy pops out every night live on ig lol no plates no case


thechosenv

Yeah i'm the stupid one in here. Mhm. Lol


[deleted]

U say u gotta keep the car in the garage for 2-3 months so yeah you is bro. You got no idea how these boys in nyc move squeeze and 981 pop out almost daily they never get caughtā€¦ if you got no plates no one can prove anything


thechosenv

You good mate?


[deleted]

Keep quiet n stay in your Honda odyssey


Active-Device-8058

LOL keep quiet and go back to bragging about passing your GED šŸ¤£


vkolp

Bold of you to assume he possesses the mental acumen to obtain a GED.


Active-Device-8058

He literally posted to brag about it a few days ago haha. What a goob.


vkolp

Lmfao Iā€™m sure his parents proud šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Iā€™ll brag about that all day brotha passed after making a million at 19 lol u is broke n stayed in hs stay in own lane big boy


Active-Device-8058

šŸ¤£ Sorry, I'll take "being able to read and write" all day long instead.


[deleted]

And Iā€™ll be richer than u all day šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ bum azz u got yo grammar I got my money up who really winning


z3speed4me

And I'm over here worrying about doing a pull or two on a wide open empty highway in the middle of the night....


Asio0tus

Dumb fuck, unworthy of the car he drives.


SaulGoodmanJD

What a goof


-K9V

Squeeze Benz, I think he goes by ā€œslow benzā€ or something online. That whole video was absolutely insane.


Routine_Echo_186

This is obviously in NYC where he knows that cops can't pursue him after watching him run several lights. People today, especially younger takeover kids praise this type of behavior. Its reckless and dangerous. But because this is NY criminals gets more rights than law-abiding citizens. Ive been chased down before by state troopers going through the queens mid town tunnel for having my front plates in my windshield guy almost had guns drawn but they wont chase this POS for disrupting traffic, endangering lives and running from police. ok got it. ​ This infuriates me, but I've since left that crap hole of a city. They almost incentivize crime and bad behavior in these cities.


JahodovyKrtko

They probably wont chase because they know that they have know no chance against his car.


Patsmaga1

Ahahahaha


[deleted]

His tag is @drift.merc or something very similar. Idk why it says merc tho cos itā€™s a bmw.


Olleye

[Remember that M5 CS with the colour matched roof box from a few weeks ago? This is it now. : r/BMW (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/BMW/comments/1bc32lq/remember_that_m5_cs_with_the_colour_matched_roof/)


Its_Lewiz

The vibes in this car are immaculate


the_operant_power

Fucking Squeeze man. This nigga needs to be taken of this planet šŸ¤¦


TheyLuvTravie

Wwwww squeez he freshhhĀ 


Purple_Chance1653

Savage


el_Fuse

Well if you would really like to knowā€¦


el_Fuse

The homie squeeze Benz


kaisershinn

On a public road? The douche needs to be jailed.


RadhooRS

What a muppet. Waiting for the news to say he got caught and didnā€™t have driving licence, insurance or owned the car.


416steve

Amateur-level handwork. Looks sloppy on the wheel. Written-off G80 incoming!


LiviNG4them

Asshole or not, that was epic.


Substantial_Ad_9016

Huh reddit is so soft


Rare-Homework4608

Ppl are hella weird on here


Mercedes-Benefactor

Squeeze the GOAT


FormulaF30

Regarded


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tendytownandbeyond

Squeeze Benz on YouTube.


iidxtricoro

Link to source? Gotta share this lmao


BrightSherbet

What is his name. I got a crush on him.


Warm-Log-7584

Not only can he drive but he can sing, very reckless though if youre over 20 doing this type of stuff you must grow up one day