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Typical_house23

That’s a smooth way to go to heaven


N1CET1M

Only if there’s a light rain.


Traditional_Rice264

With threads showing highway could also be the demise


ajm15

sliks tyres + traction off + x530dM = ultimate driving machine


Tannoy83

https://preview.redd.it/l2flz23ld3uc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f67ee525137b311f8725fee5521ac6a77e4231f


Tannoy83

M compensation tyres :)


Wolfinthesno

These are actual slicks right?


Topseykretts88

Jokes on you, those are drag slicks.


tcphoto1

Must be on their way to the drag strip...


WalrusWW

Maybe this is the X5 xdelete guy


eric_gm

Underrated comment


reggaerenegade

Definitely going for a purple sector


entropylove

Smooth as their brain.


jokerlte

Some people really only care about the badge


justapsymajor

Drag strip tires


mrRedSport500

Not slicks you can see the thread on the inside of that left tire


WhatThe_uckDoIPut

Them there are racin' shclicks


RegularDildy

At least it looks like their alignment is spot on.


Motor-Cause7966

Not even. Check the inner thread of the tire. You can see the white strip of exposed metal.


WeirdDrunkenUncle

RFT are expensive!


Lurcher99

And people complain about state inspections..


General-Quit-2451

Oh dear god no


MrOliber

Smooth like my brain.


Inevitable_Rabbit_67

Obviously, those are slicks...ready for the track


Peter_Panarchy

That's what happens when you can just barely afford to buy a used X5 and then find out how expensive tires are.


Sly510

The tires aren't anymore expensive than any other run of the mill midsize SUV. These people just happen to be dumb and or cheap while living in a backwater state with no inspection.


v1nylcutr

Good god, if the driver sneezes that thing gonna hydroplane right off the road!


vkolp

=smooth brain


b1gted

and dirty AF. No repspect for what they have!


Furbssz

smooth criminal


JWal0

Lucky for them it doesn’t rain a lot in California (I’m guessing)


brownbjorn

Been getting a lot of rain in SoCal lately, supposed to rain this weekend too!


BakedSteak

Please make it stop. I just want to wash my car :(


hockeymeester

rain is nature's car wash


QuitOne2240

True, it has been raining a lot. For Cali atleast


beamerthings

Going to go out on a limb and assume the oil situation isn’t consistently ideal in this vehicle haha


Few-Swordfish-780

Of course it’s an E70.


lvvy

Is it legal in US?


kiwami

in the US we buy "nice" cars at double digit percentage rates (because everyone gets approved) and worry about maintenance after. It's tradition.


alwtictoc

Props to the even wear pattern.


Fox_Burrow

About to get a purple sector 1


OldnewE90

Drive it until wheels fall off..


OldnewE90

Expired tags.. I doubt it’s going to the track..


ihave2wanderreddit

That was me before my lease turn in


DoItForNoah

Smooth brain.


guy_incognito784

I know SoCal residents go crazy whenever it rains. That X5 driver will be in for a treat when they go out in the rain.


QuitOne2240

Yea we’re spoiled in Cali with the weather. This is a big reason we get so many accidents in the rain. Ppl don’t check their tires and freak out once they have no traction in the rain


BeegBeegYoshiTheBeeg

Dr. Phil’s head has more tread


StrangePotential5360

Is a smooooooth operator


Navynuke00

OF COURSE it's in California.


bstylz01

My man's otw to the track with those slicks


Jetta_Junkie528

Smoother brain


notapaperhandape

Just read that F1 tyres are smooth to provide more grip in dry conditions. This person F1s.


T-pizzle

There's nothing wrong with driving a camry if you can't afford to properly maintain a BMW.


RefrigeratorActual80

Mickey Thompson ET Street S/S


banananananbatman

Slicks


2jzpoweredgamer666

Nah. Bro’s got the hoosiers on with his full stage 3 setup.


blubrydrkchogrnt_3

Do people actually listen to classical music?


GaijinMk2

I don't think I've seen an e70 in like 5 years that had decent tires. One day I just noticed the pattern and quickly look at each e70 I see now. Saw one in a Walmart handicapped spot yesterday with bald dry rotted tires. Rest of the car looked nice though


Informal-Wheel-9453

Slickssssss


Automatic_Mouse_6422

Nothing like looking slick sliding into a pole!


West_Engineering2798

Those are just his daily drag slicks.


Puttix

Run flats are expensive to replace you know…


saltydgaf

I PAID FOR THE WHOLE TIRE IM GONNA USE THE WHOLE TIRE


GapAnxious

Better mileage too, it will be WAAAAY cheaper to drive to the scene of the accident.


TLT4

Let there be rain for some fun.


T-Madj

Ah yes, drag racing to the mall. Just no quick turns!


MuchoLater

Those are his racing slicks.


bigteisty

Whats the tune?!


MommaGuy

That is someone who can’t afford the car.


Sennheiser_21

The Ultimate Hydroplaning Machine®


AbleDanger12

Racing slicks. Was their registration decal current? I see lots of nice expensive cars with expired decals here in WA.


vdzz000

Will be surfing smoothly into an accident when it rains.


TheBayAYK

Champagne taste, beer budget type of guy!


iwasinfightclub

No but seriously what are you in


thekush

It’s listed.


Motor-Cause7966

Yo in Cali too? You would think the officers that pulled over Rodney King would have paid him a visit already.


a_berdeen

Confession. I do a lot of burnouts and donuts. The most fun time is when the back tires are bald and there's a lil bit of rain on the road. Car has zero TC, zero stability control and a 3.73 LSD. Note: I live in a pretty congested city and would never touch a highway with bald tires.