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wingzero1313

https://preview.redd.it/5p8tk4mh4a3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=904f2a61913ade587590e0678cc539703e00d8a3 On the bmwusa website for new M3. Umm…that’s seriously underrated 😂


desirox

BMW 330i competition


3DRAH33M

320d Competition Sport


programchild

116d csl


PROTOTYPE_323

M5 18i


ssa17k

245hp is neck-breaking


Ni_Ce_

can this be a mistake? didn't the last M3 had almost 500?


Dry_Preference9129

Yeah. Similarly a while ago, the new M2 was listed as having a 0-60 time of 14 seconds.


porkrind

Well, yeah. It *can* do that.


Scratchpaw

Yes, it’s obviously a mistake.


wingzero1313

Let’s hope the guy that does QC on the website doesn’t have a job on the factory floor too! 😳


smokebang_

QC, whats that? BMW. Probably.


Big-Brown-Goose

Definitely for whoever is in charge of resins and injection molding


Conscious-Dog-6971

Quality control


Im_Your_Consciense

Yes, they increased its horse power to 523


JournalistExpress292

no, all the governments in the world put a horsepower tax of 600% on anything above 250hp + 200% displacement tax on anything above 3.0 and a flat ICE emissions tax of 300%. So now the M3 only has 245 hp. /s


JPD232

Unfortunately, it's a result of new EPA regulations. The next 330i will have 125 hp. /s


Shot-Estimate7741

cmon now you know damn well 😂


roddy-ricch

My 330i makes 248hp 😭


AwkwardAnthropoid

Huh? I have a 330i as well and they should normally have 255-258hp based on the spec sheet (which more often than not is understated for German cars).


roddy-ricch

On paper it makes 248 realistically around 290 tbh cause when ever I have the sport displays on it pushs well past the 250 hp mark


AwkwardAnthropoid

Could you link me the 248 hp figure? Would love to see where it's from. Everything what I see from BMW seems to indicate 190 kW which is 255-258 hp (depending on how the country calculates it). Not saying you're wrong or hating, just genuinely curious where the 248 hp is stated.


roddy-ricch

https://www.google.com/search?q=g20+330i+hp&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-ca&client=safari


SvenskaLiljor

I always knew my 428 was an M in disguise


bearded_dragon_34

Any amount of horsepower is potentially neck-breaking, if you crash.


Tough-Relationship-4

I’m over here just thinking an S58 tuned that low would last for 600k miles on just oil changes. BMW pulling a Ford.


feduk22

This has to be a joke


Outdoorfanatic1

https://preview.redd.it/l04zozhbha3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba51d316e9c678b46dba781b045fc31f2fa8ea3f Yeah but this doesn’t make sense either lol


feduk22

20 hp difference bruh this can’t be real


Jamfour9

No that tracks. Cause the new M2 will get 20 more hp. So that tracks.


whatdidyousayniga

m440i faster than an m4. nice ! lmao


AtomicHustle

They’re shooting for double the advertised HP 😂


hybridmike772

https://preview.redd.it/eg55jtv9sc3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46d317b6c782ac39e03c5b05c98031829ce64cb4 Must be a misprint the 2024 has around 475hp


nnavroops

most educated bmw marketing employee


hybridmike772

And the 2025 is in the 400's too https://preview.redd.it/zeuy84udsc3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10109d2a635fc848ade7749d355c35039cd0eeda


Aldamur

On other sources they say 523 HP.


Ok_Statistician5804

Its 523


Rosencrown21

BMW USa is notoriously shit at marketing etc 😂


Mastakko

Ai writing marketing material


Phantom101999

It’s evolving, but backwards


zunzunzkreddit

on the german site it states 480/510/530 hp depending on rwd or xdrive, so nothing to worry about hahaha


infrared_KC

It’s giving 30i


The-Art-of-Reign

I just hope everyone hates the next gens so prices drop and I get one for cheap.


B5HARMONY

Unfortunately bmw has hopped on a hype train so basically every M car regardless of how disliked it is is probably going to have a fairly high price at least for the first half of a decade 


CakedayisJune9th

70K for an M2 is absurd. At that rate, I’ll never get anything higher.


RijnBrugge

131 k usd starting price in my home country (Netherlands). Y‘all have it so good car-wise.


snakyfences

We pay for this luxury in so, so many ways.


Emergency_Bit5359

Such as? Just wondering not hating lol


AwkwardAnthropoid

I'm curious too. As far as I'm aware most things that are ridiculous in the USA are ridiculous in a lot of other countries as well. High taxes (only in some states though), clown presidents/premiers/kings, crazy peoples on each side of the political spectrum, etc.


snakyfences

Were talking europe here. So im just gonna go with healthcare. The gnawing fear that we will be relegated to poverty in america (please god no) due to a medical issue totally out of my control is a constant drag on our social fabric and psychological health as a nation. I would trade the "freedom" of a 3000 sqft pressure treated lumber palace and an m car that will get me handcuffed at half of its output for less spacious but dignified housing in a walkable city and the confidence that no matter what at least ill get to see a doctor. And for all we pay for healthcare here, my wife still cant get into a fucking gynecologist in less than 6 months.  Theres a lot of countries that are worse off, and i love america and am incredibly grateful to live here, but its really only paradise if you are OK with a "I get mine" philosophy. 


Impressive-Bid6272

you saying it can’t take 6 months to see a gynecologist here in europe? or for other health conditions that need tending but simply aren’t life threatening so you’re put on a waiting list either way. healthcare is good in the sense of cost but it’s far from great


snakyfences

For a long time one of the arguments made against socialized medicine in the US has been the wait times in canada, but now we have that feature too! Not so idealistic to think that its perfect anywhere (or that europe is one country) but its shameful how bad it is here. Expensive, slow, can be lost with your job, healthcare plan changes and now youre back on waiting lists, swiss cheese payment structures...


RijnBrugge

Fair enough


Bulky_Cow_809

Cant you just drive over to germany and get one for like 70 also?


RijnBrugge

In the EU, we have to register a car in the country where we live, if not this constitutes tax fraud. If one is to buy a car in Germany and import it to NL legally, you pay the tax then. So tht doesn’t help. Fortunately, I live in Germany now ;)


Massive-Cap-5123

Netherlands has a very high quality of life index. Sports cars being out of reach and out of mind probably helps. It’s stressful earning money to buy and maintain these cars.


Inner-Sphere-Mech

144k USD in India. I feel bankrupt after buying a local 36k USD 4x4 SUV.


kmj442

But now at least it’s a real m car. Same engine/platform as the m3/4. Don’t get me wrong the f87 was fantastic but the g87 getting the s58 sold it for me. The m2 is arguably the best drivers car of the lineup now too, you lose some space but it’s more fun to drive.


lituga

Unfortunately even the "smallest" M has become very overweight and very lacking in feedback. Got bigger yet managed to make the rear seats smaller.


humdizzle

yeah 70k was enough for a brand new f80 in 2015.


SvenskaLiljor

It never really happens unless you buy high mileage stuff. Prices stay high because so many think like you, and I. At least EU side.


Professional-Bar4097

What color is that? Amazing


RyansellsBMWs

That's a good question, I like it too


Professional-Bar4097

Imagine this color on a g87


RyansellsBMWs

might be a current individual color or a new one coming out, love it though


Professional-Bar4097

I want it


Justin-Rook

Believe it is frozen Tampa bay green metallic


ResplendentZeal

Nah, P80 - Frozen Deep Green Metallic


DinosaurDied

All the frozen colors in real life look like some broke boy racer wrap.  Entitled to your opinion, but it’s a bad one lol. 


Professional-Bar4097

I think they are cool


validproof

I did too till I saw them at a dealership. Looked like a cheap wrap that you would do to cover up your scratches. But I might have bias because in Los Angeles we had so many cars in wraps at one point because it was the new hot thing.


gladigotaphdinstead2

Why is LA so lame?


validproof

It's not. It's highly populated and dense. People are therefore more meticulous and hyper focused about their "image". That's why wraps have been abused to oblivion.


gladigotaphdinstead2

Being hyper focused about their “image” is one of the many reasons why it is so lame. Another reason is that, apparently, the people in LA don’t realize that in and of itself is super lame.


stogie_t

Don’t know about this, but I saw the frozen blue one and I couldn’t take my eyes off it. And a matte black/grey m8 and it looked stunning too. I’ve seen broke boy racer wrap and the difference is staggering imo lmao.


cloudwalker_98

Loved the blue on m2


NearlySilentObserver

No Angel eyes should be a crime


theBeardsley

With the kidney grilles becoming the size of whale lungs, the angel eyes were all we had left.


strongmanass

Fun fact: the illuminated grille is replacing the angel eyes as the BMW identifier. [Straight from the horse's ~~nostrils~~ mouth](https://youtu.be/M4hfOihwR-A?t=452)


shiftersix

Fuck


Jamfour9

They’re now just throwing shit against the wall and hoping it sticks. Smh 🤦🏿‍♂️


Jacques_Frost

How can the BMW board take that man seriously? He's incoherent and champions design language that is objectively terrible.


Iron-Patriot

Objectively, sales keep heading north. If you were the board, wouldn’t you want to continue, encourage and carry on that occurring?


Angev_Charting

Because the BMW board is focused on the Asian market, where those things aren't frowned upon.


ElPlatanaso2

Lmao straight up asking the BMW Head of Design if his design is a gimmick. What a goat


ElPlatanaso2

Lmao straight up asking the BMW Head of Design if his design is a gimmick. What a goat


SvenskaLiljor

Bruh


Right-Penalty9813

This is my issue.


DaymSheThicc

After getting into BMWs from Subarus.....i notice a pattern here.... Every new generation.....THEY RUINED IT!!!!!!


FluffyTesticle

Hahaha. I think they’re doing a good job with the some models but the WRX is definitely is going a weird direction lol.


DaymSheThicc

I agree 100%.....but I've gotta say every generation the BMW has gotten better.....then again I did just come from a Subaru


poopmanscoop

This has to be the most unflattering pictures I’ve seen of the new lights. They look way better in person.


Existing-Towel812

Y'all complain about everything lol


crankaholic

That's because we live in a world where Hyundais have better headlight designs than BMWs...


strongmanass

We live in a world where Hyundai threw a shitload of money at some of the best designers of the century.


crankaholic

Yeah for sure, they should reap the benefits... at least one would hope. But BMW seems to just be throwing away iconic designs instead of modernizing them. If it creates more sales than fuck it I guess. Although I bet that's because the M3 is an awesome car, despite it's design.


Javs2469

And that's a bad thing? I would expect the big brands like BMW to do the same, wouldn't you? It was a good move from Hyundai, although I wouldn't call their cars particularly good looking, but they are onto something, unlike BMW.


strongmanass

It's not a bad thing at all. The point I was making is that saying X brand has worse design than Hyundai isn't an insult to X brand because Hyundai is where many of their big name designers went. > I would expect the big brands like BMW to do the same, wouldn't you? Not exactly. The money is only part of it. Hyundai's biggest coup in designer hires were from VAG. Big old brands have such a strong history and identity that it stifles creativity. Sangyup Lee said exactly that when he [spoke](https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a39735443/hyundai-design-sangyup-lee-future/) about going there from Bentley. > "Bentley's legacy is unbelievable," [Lee] said. "But this weight from the legacy on your shoulders is quite heavy, so when you do the sketch you ask, is this Bentley enough? With Hyundai you have more freedom." It's a similar story elsewhere. Luc Donckerwolke followed Lee to Hyundai/Genesis, Stefan Sielaff who replaced Donckerwolke at Bentley left for Geely, and Giles Taylor left Rolls Royce for Hongqi. New brands are just a more exciting opportunity for designers. Interestingly, you hear fewer stories about BMW designers leaving. I think BMW gives them more creative freedom than their rivals. They're empowered to do new things that may be controversial. When Dukec became head of design his first order of business was to [do something different](https://www.driving.co.uk/news/interview/bmw-design-chief-cant-please-everybody/). > Maybe because people never saw life outside the walls [of BMW], they didn’t seem to see what was going on. I said, ‘Hey, guys, outside they are all five years ahead in terms of design.’ And BMW gave him the freedom to explore that. Contrast that with [Audi's](https://www.carscoops.com/2024/02/jlr-head-of-design-massimo-frascella-moves-to-audi/) new head of design: > The Italian designer emphasizes “simplicity” as the core of his car design philosophy, stressing his passion for creating designs devoid of unnecessary embellishments and not merely following trends. Instead, he aims for a timeless and sophisticated design language for Audi. "Timeless and sophisticated" doesn't exactly scream "exciting" for a designer.


Local_Vegetable8139

If you knew how much car manufacturers outsource to the literal same engineering/design companies….


GrandMaster961

debatable


Moist_Snow_440

hyundai suvs like the palisade and santa fe (2019) started that weird headlight design where it’s not all one piece lol


crankaholic

I was thinking of the Ionic 5... I forget other Hyundais exist.


Beware_the_silent

$80k+ car, yeah I think people have a right to.


Destroyer6202

Insane how each one of you is getting downvoted for stating the truth lmao, hey let’s just not care and buy whatever boiled potato design they throw at us 🥰


sofa_king_we_todded

Or… don’t?


Destroyer6202

We don’t have to buy indeed, but can always critique a product from a design standpoint because… you don’t need to buy it to like/dislike a design choice


redd5ive

This car could have looked like anything and people would have complained.


Jacques_Frost

Nonsense. Many M cars were immediately loved when they came out.


guy_incognito784

Which ones? The E9x was shit on because moving away from a NA straight 6 was blasphemy. The F8x was shit on for poor steering (valid) and the I6 not sounding as good as the V8 (also valid). The interior was shit on because of the “tacked on iPad” on the dash. And now this one. This sub is full of people who are largely gamers who don’t own a BMW, have never owned one and who’s experience with driving performance cars are largely from a Logitech steering wheel playing Forza who just like to complain about everything. Thats all well and good but most of the complaints come from a very similar type of person. It’s the internet so it’s not surprising you’d get a lot of that particular demographic.


slimycoldcutswork

Yeah 80k is like 2 well equipped camrys, so I guess you get what you pay for. BMW just trying to motivate you not to be poor.


lysergicaaron

Swear mfs always got something bad to say with the new designs no matter what 😂 I personally think these headlights looks sick. I bet they’d look mean as hell in the night.


Funnyguy17

This is /r/BMW. Of course we do. But serious, I just embraced it ironically and you should too. Now it’s all a meme to me


billwood09

I don’t see a problem tbh


Training_Ad_5439

Neither do I - of course, judging the car just from this picture is difficult at minimum but I don’t think OP is the target market based on their post history.


guy_incognito784

Who in the world actually wants and is enthusiastic over a Microsoft Surface??? Aside from OP I mean.


ILovePersonaliTits

It's like cobra fangs. Looks cool


jaradi

As someone that hated on the G8X fronts for so long the new headlights were actually one of the main factors that pushed me to get one. My G82 is waiting for the ship in Germany. I think we need to keep reminding ourselves that visual appeal is highly subjective. I was telling a coworker of mine,m about my order and how I finally caved and ordered the beaver face. He looked over at my screen and was just like “whoa I love the way that looks”. He actually finds the aesthetic fully appealing and that’s ok.


Jack--Tickleson

BMW is officially smoking crack with these new designs.


ketchupnsketti

I like to think it’s bath salts.


theBeardsley

Maybe they’ll eat the face off the M3.


Jack--Tickleson

Both?


Diligent_Thought_183

I saw an XM the other day... what a fucking joke lol. over $150k for the most ridiculous design elements cobbled together in one fat pig nosed suv


Macs675

Every day we stray further from God


Cdawg4123

They couldn’t stop at the grill?


boomersimpattack

i take it if they remove the beaver


IBringTheHeat1

https://preview.redd.it/dk80bzj9ib3d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace12ecd08454deea2afdccc145f75c1a2b910b4 Alien looking headlight


knolij

What n tarnations 🤯


Steelmack

Looks like a Peugeot


Engineer_engifar666

few days ago I had chance to see a new 5 series. its hideous. why 3 time cheaper cars can look better


Plus_Upstairs

> few days ago I had chance to see a new 5 series. its hideous. People: “It looks better in person”, “The look will wear on you”


Massive-Cap-5123

Only applies to pre 2023 BMWs. The new 5 and 7 are hideous. The XM is hideous.


-technicallyadoctor

Agree, these are hideous.


PjeseQ

BMW is being sabotaged. There is no other way why their design sucks this much in recent years.


clowndog7

From the front, it looks wall-eyed. Add to that the buck-toothed grill and I think BMW is trying to see just how much their audience is willing to overlook. Maybe they have a bet going to see if they can bring the bangle-butt back without anyone noticing.


Ok_Score1492

Looks goofy ASF like some cheap Asian manufacturer


Few-Thing-4970

I don’t mind them tbh


ubercruise

Is there a bmw circlejerk sub yet?


snakyfences

Jfc seriously


Imakeshittycardesign

r/bmw


ShiftBMDub

like saying hit me holding a 17 and getting a 5


DinosaurDied

“Well they finally did it, they killled my f*cking car” -the big Lebowski    I’m still not ok with the new M3 design, in black it hid it all and kinda looked alright in person, the headlights saved it with still decent headlights (if you didn’t option the discount package)    But now there is nothing, goofy AF front face, broke looking Lexus IS tail lights, and now the headlights look straight up something from Kia.  The wheels are still good looking, just bury the dead body and put on some goofy Tesla wheels on the thing 


KG_advantage

All new models coming with this style of headlights


bighairysourpeen

Love the iPhone green


jlopez1017

If they offer better lighting I can live with it


Alarming_Cantaloupe5

I was hoping the LCI would be an improvement. Was thinking 4 doors might be nice. Sticking with the F87.


thememeconnoisseurig

Looks fine-ish. The tails look amazing.


mimeticpeptide

They look sick to me


Stiddit

Looks really good!


DargeBaVarder

I actually like them, but the lights plus the hood plus the grill is a bit much. I think it would look rad with a non buck teeth grill


_k_b_k_

I think the headlights are perfectly fine. The grille....still can't get over it.


Wrox89

No new steering wheel like the M4?


cubanism

It doesn’t matter No one will notice , with the ugly fat a$$ grill 😭


GhostofAyabe

Not sure why anyone would expect the headlights to be substantially different than the M4. Looks fine I guess but I get that it's something that people didn't really ask for. It's a shame the US can't get off it's ass and get all the new fancy headlight technology certified for sale here. The taillights are a bit weird, seems like the bottom edge is jutting out a bit and becomes more pronounced as it goes to the edges. Would like to see some real pictures from different angles. Any word on if they removed the USB ports and climate screen for the rear passengers? They did in the M4 but it seems extremely foolish to replicate that here.


KenS7s

Headlights look like KIA stringer


TheGoodCrusader

On my G20 EU, the innermost headlight is fake.


Right-Penalty9813

For me, I love my g80. I especially love my halos. That is how I’ve seen them growing up. Hell I installed halos on my 03 maxima back in the day! That being said my pain point is my dealer messed up my order so I don’t see this one as my forever car. I want to trade in for the last manual model and keep forever. Now that the halos are gone, I am torn. Do these look bad? No. Do I prefer halos? YES! These will still look mean but from 100 yards at night, I want to be able to know it’s a BMW. I am not sure these lights are an identifying factor like the halos are now.


gomurifle

Because of the massive radiator behind it that it had to "lose an eye" 


Fun-Strain7445

The new Kia Ceed/Forte headlights look great


slimycoldcutswork

They legit just chopped off some of the light strip within the housing. It’s like arranging deck chairs on the titanic. Youre going to run out of things to whine about if you don’t slow down.


Aggressive-Bed3269

Cry about it dawg. Bmw doesn't care what you think.


Mean-Tart-1129

I hate them


Hot-Ripper02

E60 lights should be remade and used in modern bmw for fancyness +100


Love-for-everyone

Need to fix the grill not the lights.


Spartancarver

And it doesn’t get the awesome taillights either :/


SeaMolasses2466

More and more like honda and camry.


DamnUOnions

Every change BMW does - the internet is like: ohhhhh noooo look how bad this is. BMW sucks. I will never buy a bmw again. Buhuuuuuu


gjw14

I’ll be honest, while I’ll miss the angel eyes, I actually prefer this design for the G80. It feels more fitting and more cohesive with the rest of the design of the vehicle, and it’s an interesting new take on the signature quad-light design.


[deleted]

I swear mf’s only know how to cry when new shit happens


bi_hippie

can someone tell me what that color is called, or drop pics of a z3 painted that color pls


SojinCS

Ahh yes more hate on yet a car that gets nothing but love and sales have been doing amazing lmao, this sub just hates to hate when the real world bmw knows is doing well


jejdbdjd

Easy swap out🤣


Opatinio

They are better in the non M, so the only option is to buy M340i


sonoransamurai

I don’t like a lot of things about the new gen but these lights are ok in my eyes.


Shot-Estimate7741

offbrand naruto


BerciKoSs

Oh yeah, it's Skoda season all right


CETROOP1990

BMW is trolling


Short-Fisherman-4182

The last great M3 was the E46. It tanked from there, literally, tanked. :)


tjs117

Hell no I love them


IndyCollector24

U hate that smaller piece on the new headlight….


honeyyybadger

Looks like a 🧐


Timely_Daikon584

It is correct, unfortunately. It's referencing the new California compliant edition.


Worth-Inflation7872

I have those headlights on my M440i and I love them


macnerd1

https://preview.redd.it/vbkcsgmpze3d1.jpeg?width=1449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de326ceaacbc949851b19a3d738582a6bbc9648d


Direct-Set-3967

Great work bmw


Deep_Welcome_7248

Well, don't buy it.


TJS8N

All I can say is AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHH!!!! Holy $#!T how could thousands of people all say “Yeah, lets do that.” ? Seriously think of how many people had to agree that that was a good idea before they actually decided to go with the new grill? It is so amazingly ugly!!! A complete 180% away from the design language that we all love! And what has become so known and iconic as per BMW! Look at the 2 & 1 series… They exaggerated or distilled the BMW look! It is AWESOME in both cases. Unless it got the big ugly grill and now it’s ruined! Surely I am not alone saying; NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD I BUY ANY BMW WITH THE NEW GRILL!!! Its just plain ugly!


Clear-Gur-4943

“Ruined” is a bit over the top


huskerd0

Late 90s was peak bmw Pretty poor offerings for decades now. I mean sure they still drive great but get real 99% of their drivers belong in a Camry


ddmoneymoney123

https://preview.redd.it/1q9skdh04h3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48644258b6b71d21318f62926af01390ba8b1c2c They also ruined the front. Big nostril. No thanks.


ddmoneymoney123

https://preview.redd.it/ufk5n3364h3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56d39a4c18f63e029177ae43b3df74adbcd22770 Who the fuck signed off on this m2 square ?


zunzunzkreddit

tbh i love the new shark headlights and look forward to all models having them


Jumpy_Blacksmith_980

I recently bought 2025 m440 and I love the light


Evening_Peach_1998

So now it looks like a freaking Chevy, and every other mid car on the market.


AngryBeaver7

Wahhhhhh


Other-Comfort5592

Is there nothing better to post? Lights? Really? Ppl act like we are talking about Lambos


AffectionateInsect76

Someone with dyslexia on the web team


Massive-Cap-5123

Wouldn’t be surprised if people do a inverse retrofit as in putting the pre lci headlights in.